Elders Play Grand Theft Auto V #2 (Elders React: Gaming)

♪ (old school video game music) ♪ ♪ (soft hip hop theme) ♪ Oh no. (laughs) I'm not in favor of tattoos. Let's get a tattoo. (woman) I just need to find a man who will shut his mouth for two seconds. - (laughs) - (man) Okay. This is too much like the real Los Angeles. - (Finebros) Do you have any tattoos? - No. I have freckles. Do they count? Well. I'm going to get a tattoo. So how are we going to do that? "Choose a design that suits your style and budget." Is it zero? Ah, it's this one. (smiling laughter) Oh.

Good, smoked. Handsome son of a bitch. Left arm. Well, try again. Let's do "Whiskey Life." "Miguel and Amanda." - (Finebros) Amanda is your wife. - That's my wife. No, I don't do that. What happens if I get divorced? That one will have to hurt. I'll go with that. I don't know which one that is. (tattoo artist) That's a pain right there. Well, here we go. I've finished. (tattoo artist) I'm using this money for drugs. Awesome. Is it like that? I wanted to see him scream and say, "Oh, hey man!" Now I want to put my clothes back on.

I don't remember taking my clothes off, so what they gave me must have been pretty good. Oh, I'm all dressed up. Cool. Thank you. Well. I want to go somewhere more uplifting. ♪ (soft hip hop theme) ♪ Oh, "Happy Girls." Let's see what's in there. That looks fun. Oh no, "Horny Girls." Oh, it's a bar. (song) Oh, let's go to the strip club. So we'll go see girls getting naked. Well. That's exciting. Oh here we go. I can have a drink. Do I have to pay him or shoot him? $10 for a drink? Oh my. (Michael swallows) (Finebros) Okay, I think you've had enough.

I'm drinking right now. Do you mind? Oh, the place is starting to spin. What did they put in my drink? The last time I was in a strip club I was 18 years old (laughs) in Germany, in Hamburg. "Throw a dollar." We'll see. How do you press X? - (in-game) Hell yeah! - Yes, there you have it. Well, let's make it rain. (stripper) I'm getting very horny. For all that money I'm throwing at you, that's why. Okay, that's enough. (stripper) Do you want me to get naked for you? Mmm no. "Accept a dance" or "reject it." Okay, well, it doesn't matter. (stripper) Oh please, I was going to grind you good. (laughs) Well, that's one way to exercise. (in-game) Bring that over here, honey! - (in-game) Oh, that's what happens! - Oh...

Okay, I... that's enough for me. I really don't want to be in a strip club. It never has been and never will be. Is not my style. It's not my style, no, no. Here we go. (stripper) Do you want me to get naked for you? Yes. How do I press "yes"? Oh, press to accept a dance. (stripper) Come on. Follow me sweet. Oh. Oh. "Premium L--" oh. Now she is a professional. (laughs) These graphs look pretty real, man. Oh. Oh! Oh my god... oh my god. Could you give me five minutes alone? Are you sure it's a carjacking, huh... (laughs out loud) No wonder this game has gained such a reputation. "Hold R2 to tap"? (the stripper moans) I feel all sweaty.

You do? I've finished. I want to do something else now. I'm bored of this place. I was hoping the women in this would be more interesting and less stereotypical. ♪ (soft hip hop theme) ♪ It's kind of like... is that Venice Beach? This is a really bad part of the city of Venice that we are in. (in the game) You, that one. People are cursing. I don't know. I don't like the area. Look at that fancy car over there. Oh, how nice, that Corvette. Let's take it. Take it. Take the damn thing. Okay, let's go and then go right.

Okay, sure. Ooh, now I'm going for Veni... Ooh, man. This is dangerous. It could hurt people. Well, I want to... I don't want to... Ooh, I just hit someone. Oh, I hit two people. Now I want to go right and get out of here. It's too crowded here. I must go this way. (laughs) It's a marijuana store (whispering). It's a liquor store, I think. No, a marijuana store. I didn't know they had them in Venice. (in-game) I hope it's a good weekend. Muscle beach? Are those muscular people? - (in-game) It could do you real harm. - Oh that's nice. (in-game) I don't want to have to do this. - Oh, well, then don't do it. - (punches landing) (laughs) Oh my gosh.

Well, okay, a powerful woman... that's not a bad thing. I'm going to hit one of these guys. (in-game: grunts) One more. Oh! Don't fuck with The Man. - (in-game: shock) - (laughs) - (in-game: moans) - (laughs) - (woman grunts) - (laughs) (in-game) Help me, someone! It's a, whatever it's called, a boat. (excited laughter) Wow! Ha ha! Oh, wow! This is great! Oh! That's funny! Now that's fun! Oh! It's no wonder people become obsessed with this stuff, because it's more exciting than their own world. ♪ (soft hip hop theme) ♪ Oh, a helicopter. Oh, this might be a little mind-blowing.

Oh my God. Here we go. Get that guy out of the way. (gunshots, people screaming) (laughter) - Now it's... - (gunshots) Oh, my God. What are you doing? Is he shooting instead of flying? - (gunshots) - No, no, come on. What will make it fly? No no no no. Come on. - (explosion) - Oh my god. Well. What will make it fly? (Finebros) You must hold down the right trigger. Now he is dead. Here we go. Oh my God! OMG this is great! Oh, - (shock) - Ah! I like flight simulators. Oh yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. (laughs) I can't get it to go up. - (boom) - (laughs) - (crash) - Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai.

I pressed the wrong button. Oh oh oh. Oh, I crashed. Oh my God, let's not crash into the building. Oh! Here we can land. Let's see if we can do this. That wasn't very good. Uh oh. The helicopter is damaged. - (Michael) Piece of. - Uh oh. That's how it is. Don't answer... Oh, oh, oh, oh... Ooh. Tsk. That's what happens when you steal helicopters. Look at me, I'm flying, I'm flying! Oh, ahh! Ohhh! Oh. Oh my god, that was so cool. I'm looking for someone to kill. Oh, - (crashing) - Oh. (crash, people screaming) Oh, you're going to die, buddy.

Press what now? (people arguing, gunshots) (moans) (laughter) I'm glad I didn't eat before coming here, because I'd get dizzy. (Michael screaming) (gasping) Oh my God. (laughs) I just committed suicide. I had a lot of fun today, more than last time. If anyone in my family had one, I'd probably

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it. You can do almost anything. If you choose something and you don't like it, you just go to something else. This is a really big world and I didn't know there were so many options. I bet people just get into this and they do it all the time.

And it must drive parents crazy. It perpetuates violence. I would rather feel like I was on the side of the law and preventing crimes. I didn't see anything good to do there. It's not like you can run to a person who's been hit by a car or save a puppy and take it to the shelter. It's not a good game to

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. I finally went to the strip club, had a couple of drinks and left immediately. I don't like it being there, but it's real life and I know people want to see that. But for me, there was so much more you could do.

I want to play it some more. I'll stay here and play, and you can go. Thanks for watching us play Grand Theft Auto V on the React channel. Let us know in the comments which game we should play next. New programs every week. Do not miss it. Subscribe! Bye bye! See you! Oh, wait, wait. Can we go back to that strip club? (laughs) ♪ (old school video game music) ♪