Eddie Murphy about men and womanNov 10, 2021
You know I'm used to women's things in America that don't belong to me Hey honey where are you going, excuse me, I said where are you going, you don't belong to me, you're my
woman, aren't you? I don't see no rings on these fingers you're going to put a ring on this finger but our our Apple then you don't owe me anything okay first let me tell you I don't know who you are what you got okay you have a holding power to say and ask me where I'm going I'm going and i come when i feel like it i don't answer my father i'm not going to answer to any man either hey no man is going to tell me where i'm going i came a long time ago you had a lot of dirt who the hell you think you are anyway, Oh come and ask me where I've gone.
Nobody belongs to me. I own myself. I am my own person and we listen to all of that. you gotta be careful you gotta have a Jo being a joker you gotta have some money you got the money you can't get don't listen to the radio that's what it's all about listen to Madonna I'm Material Girl and a fan where you got the money you can handle push it basically what it is is a song now called gotta have a Jo B if you want to be with me and lyrics theres nothing going on but the rent like you come up and say hey babe whats going on with the rent?
Do you have a job, but how do I want to get it out of my face? I have to have some money. She says that there is no romance without finances and women love them. What maybe not? What have you done for me lately? The record starts like this. I know it used to do for you, but what if it does? matter what you've done for me lately we make good love what you've done for me lately they can find us out guys they don't ask for ransom call them traps come on and set the trap it's a trap they catch you but push it to catch you with the buzzer that's what they do it's a trap the most common trap is not to give you anything even if you don't think you can I know you're going to put a chapel the most common is when you're not going to get anything that's the trap when you meet a
womanand everything is perfect and she doesn't do anything cheating sometimes goes wrong because a lot of women play these games with sex and women like sex as much as we do but they act like they don't but they do it's not a woman there's not a woman in this room at Right now I wouldn't rather be somewhere else with a good stiff one and him, don't let him fool you, you like him just as well, your ladies sit on that too, he's fun, but he's not that fun. they really like it but they play these games they see nowhere it backfires on your ladies when you meet a guy and he wants you you want him and they like each other and everything is perfect but no You'll do nothing, say honey, we're going with you. say no i'm not going to do it and after that she doesn't like you anymore but she still loves you so wait be like e ok oh wait good night and wait wait three months and you finally come in she is like that i'm yelling at you go away you and you get me out of my face i tell you why all the men flirt later fast those men flirt because this and look at all the women in the audience right now looking at me like that we kidding because we found out the women saw you strong your ladies said what you mean he thought the fat and the dumb were going yes what would be repeatable we find you in this sense this is true anyone has ever done this anyone will agree anytime anyone has ever done this will agree let's say Anyone who has done this to any woman will agree with what I am going to say and those of you who have never done this angle I do not agree, but once you make a woman come very hard once you e make a woman say wow!
I'm sorry, she'll listen to your story and that's the truth. God's honest truth ends the truth stop the truth is not true and ladies as soon as we make that noise a man your relationship will change with your man because we know we keep making that noise we would be waiting on that because we know we can act differently, go woo we know we're gonna act a fool remembering when your man couldn't make it i wouldn't call anymore here's your goo let me want to spend all this free time with you no more than because you made that noise man can act like a crazy we know as soon as you go courting i face on the pillow so i have this now and then you start talking is this any relationship changes from that moment women sitting on the bed one leg shake you go oh yeah i can't believe he never came to me for oh my god i can't believe no man ever gets real: you say something like why don't you shake your ass home why what are you Talking about why you treat me like this we have a r elation, not alone, what do you mean that in you we have a relationship, I thought?
If we go together, I won't see rings on your finger, but I love you, but what have you done for me, lady. sweet loving dear woman will eventually come out and someone else i don't think she won't don't think she won't look at all the men's faces like this men don't like the picture a woman no one that's taboo as clockwork boys faces ladies look at it guys imagine your woman your best friend look at the minute any woman is like that hmm that tells you be careful and women are not like us it is not their nature to waste time and instead they would like us I'll go out and sneak to the hotel and I'll have to wash your dick in the sink and all these women, women will do it with class, they don't go around because they will do it with class, it's like, well, I don't do this often.
I'll do fine you know when you want me to play dumb when you keep pestering her and eventually she says something like this you know I think I'm going to the Bahamas by myself for the weekend and you said you want me to go with you you don't know just my friends and I will go, yes, my friend and we too stupid, we stop thinking about everything we can achieve while she is gone. You're going to go alone, yeah, she's fine, crying, and all of a sudden, a guy named Dexter comes up Dexter Street. Jack walks moving his dick well in Smooth Bahama on your woman, what a beautiful girl like you do alone when you're in love.
I have to promise, but my boyfriends are trained here to think about it, but in general Hotel in your friend Manstein over the Internet. You treat a woman like you're like a princess. Some of my women. I make love to you constantly. Standing man, yeah he's back in New York, man, is that so, well, listen, girl, don't you wanna come back to my place? We sit and talk. What we are going to do is talk. joints this big and put on some of that Bob Marley music, you know, Bobby preaching trouble, don't let him fool you, oh no no not for nothing I even try to fuck you again. next thing you know dexter is your wife send your wife h ome hovering in the air walk out the door this i shot the sheriff and we're so stupid we thought it was the weather come on baby you gotta escape mall she plugged in mm-hmm
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