Dude Perfect Thanksgiving Turkey Bowling | FACE OFFFeb 27, 2020
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perfectguys Welcome to another episode of fa fa -
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bowling, it's going to be a great game. Let's see who the 2 contestants and the announcer will be. Contestant number 1 will be: HAHA Garrett!! (Oh!) Very nice Contestant number 2 will be: TYYYY! What??! Easy win! and the announcer will be: you know who COBYYY is! OOOOHHHHHHHH!!! Assume your roles! Ladies and gentlemen... WE ARE TURKEY BOWLING Oh I forgot to introduce myself My name... is Jon Carver And you might be wondering why I'm dressed like that I'm certainly wondering...
I brought a bunch of things I can give you because it's Thanksgiving and I want you to feel appreciated throughout this competition Okay let's do it Mr. Garrett please speak into the microphone By the way I'm wearing these gloves because I don't want to get salmonella salmonella from raw meat like the
turkey, which turkey are you going to use today? Ahh... yes, I'm going. . . I'm kind of a light bowler, you know? some twelve pound action coming out sheer appearance here this looks like the skinny badass me uh ooh wow yeah - it's a little heavier Make sure you wash your hands after using it so you don't get salmonella, you know what?
I am saying? I'm pretty sure you can get salmonella from just about anything, especially turkey. Well, after you (Whacks), sorry for the bristles. Today we are going to do some turkey
bowling, yes sliding turkeys to hit the bowling pins as everyone knows. So that the turkey does not slide onto the pins, you need a little soap. Here we go guys, let's have some slippery turkeys today! Just like in real bowling, when you cross the line, there is a penalty. It's no different in turkey bowls. We add extra soap for extra slip. I'm a one-handed bowler, but for turkey bowling, I'm going to bowl two. it's your time *guitar solo* *pins falling* *Applause* Oh, what a bowl! *pins falling* Oh!
Okay, hey, you know what? I didn't expect you to get a strike early on. You deserve most of my belt. I give you one more. Yes, you can also accept it. Ty, your name is Ty, correct? I'm Tyler, but yeah, I'll call you Ty. Which of these is your front tooth? Well, I guess please don't put your hand so close to my mouth. Would you say Thanksgiving is your favorite holiday? No. That's hurtful, because I started Thanksgiving. You do not. You didn't start Thanksgiving. I did! Yes, I do! It's time to go bowling! *playing guitar solo* looks good *guitar solo* Number One Bowl *Whistle sound effect* *pins twirl* *screams* Damn!
Doing it on Thanksgiving, guys! You left a pin up! Okay, nine points for me, ten points for you! Just kidding, I don't want your manila (salmonella) It's time for round two Tyler, is that his name? Yes, Tyler is in second place Second place, how many pins apart? A pin A pin. So you are separated by only one pin after the first round, is that correct? Oh yeah, Carver. That addition was fantastic. Now I would like to reward you with two lipsticks. Okay, it's time for the second round. Very well. Good luck for you. No! Nope!!! *falling skittles* I didn't realize the turkey was melting, it actually slipped out of my hand.
Luckily my competitor left me the protectors and I took it off right away and got 8 pins. Now, if the math convinces me. Correct; if Ty gets a strike, he'll only get one, which means I can still win the final round. It's time for the second round. Yes, Garrett, I mean Jarrett. Right? Is it Jaret? It's Garrett Jarret got an 8 *slopping sound* There's turkey juice on your arm, that's for sure Hey! Hears!!! Fun fact that a lot of people don't know about me. My grandfather Bob used to annoy people at the bowling alleys. So I've got a little bit of that bowling blood in me.
Here we go! *music* *pins falling* *indistinct* You got another 8! This seems like the
perfectopportunity to ask the two of you what you're grateful for. I could be thankful if people didn't touch me. Ugh, yeah, I get it and, oh, macaroni and cheese, great. . .orthodontists and uh and family. That wasn't a shot for anyone in this room. If you get a strike you can close this whole deal. That's right, Carver. Is that what you intend to do? I would prefer to close the door. If you would please go ahead and close the door on Tyler, we would all appreciate it.
Perfect! . . .Oh no what? I forgot which ball I used OHHHH *music* OHH OHHH!! *pins drop* *screaming* The door *clank* is open Carver, we have...really, I don't know why you're here lead right now I've got my last ball coming up I metaphorically left the door open He left the door open. I honestly don't know why this guy is here. Is that all Carver needed to tell you? I think that's literally all the information he needed. Very good, well, good luck, sir. Good luck, thanks! I can't even get a good grip. I would really like - JOHN!!!
Would you PLEASE let me go bowling with my turkey?! One strike ties it. Literally, Garrett and I already told everyone that and we're going to a tiebreaker Anything less than that and you lose Thanks No offense, no offense *music* *pins falling* YES! !! Oh my God! Oh that was awful! Oh (whispering) wow, I'm sorry, this is not a time for negativity, it's a time to celebrate! *cheers* *sound* *cheers* I'll take it, Johnny-boy what are you- uh Ty, have you lost your mind? What are you doing? NO!!!! NO NO NO NO! NO! NO!! NO!!! *crushing sound* OOOHHHHH Good win, proud of you, not sure why he's here.
Good job Congratulations Garrett *music* Get away from me! Oh. . . Mr. cruel... cruel turkey shooter - Who taught you to bowl? That was abysmal Woah woah woah *clapping* Congratulations! Um no no Although I'm frustrated with you for obvious reasons, I'd like to pass on the final part of the interview to you. First I have to say that I'm pretty, pretty glad Ty was randomly selected to be the announcer. after that last performance I second that step back John - Thanks for watching guys! For more amazing Face-off videos, be sure to subscribe to the whistle by clicking here.
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