Dude Perfect Hockey Skills Challenge | FACE OFF
Apr 26, 2020Tyler: Ladies and gentlemen, handsome boys and beautiful girl, welcome to another episode of For Gamers *ding ding* Tyler: This week we have a
hockey
showdown, let's see who the announcer is Here goes - *drumroll* Announcer for this one confrontation is... 😎 Cory! 🌍 Cory: Okay, okay, congratulations! Man! Number one competitor... TY! YEAH! Tyler: Tanks brother And competitor number two is... Tyler: Am I reading that right? Cory: No, that's not right. Tyler: Tim? Editor Tim? Others: No way! Tyler: Enter here Tyler: Ladies and gentlemen, take charge! *Cheers* Cory: Man, my name is Jim Schorts, I'm from the big island of Yamaica.Tyler: What about Yamaica? Are you half Spanish? Cory: It's not Jamaica, look, my accent is from a continental country slightly off the coast of the most famous, Jamaica. I'm not from Jamaica. (Another guy: go look for that on a map.) I'm from Yamaica. *Maraca rattle* YAMAICA! Tyler: Yah ah Yamaica. Cory: Welcome to the
hockey
showdown. If you didn't hear me, my name is Jim Schorts. My hair is long and my shorts are short, here we go *Crickets* Tyler: Wow, that was cool Jim, did you come up with that on your own? Cory: Contestants, announce yourselves and mention how much experience you have.Ty: Thanks, what's your name? Cory: Jim Schorts! My hair is long (Ty: I know, how could I-) And my shorts are short! Ty: How could I forget, Jim? I'm Ty, I'm from Plano, Texas. I would say I have between a year and a half and two years of experience in roller hockey. Cory: *shakes maraca* What about you here? Tim: So Jim, I'm Tim. (Cory: OOHHH YOU LIKE IT NOW!) Cory: No, I don't recognize you from the videos. Why do we know you? Tim: I'm one of the editors of
dude
perfect
. Cory: Okay, how much experience do you have?More or less than two years? Tim: A little more, 17 years of competitive ice hockey experience. Cory: Okay, I'm not a mathematician, but I think my odds are on this guy, Tim. *maraca shakes* Tim: Thanks friend. Cory: TIM AND JIM! Ty: Aren't you supposed to be impartial? (Cory: I'm not biased) But you just said your... what? Cory: In our first competition today, we are going to eliminate... $ Not one, not two, not three, but four goals from the goal. We call it the Sharpshooter Challenge. Let's get on it. (Ty: Sharp) Tyler, let's start with this. You'll know when to go when I say I shot the discs!
More than one More than two More than three, Let's go Tyler! Come on! One two! OOHHH! My new friend Tyler. Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. I thought you were going to do better! Ty: I know! I thought I was going to do better! Cory: There were four goals in that goal. *sigh* Ty: Jim- (Cory: I must say-) It wasn't good, it wasn't good. F###... Cory: We have a word in my country, disappointed. (Ty: No, we say that-) And that's how I feel now. Cory: I'm disappointed (Ty: That's a world adjective) Over to Tim, here we go. Let's go OOHH!
My new friend Tim Man. (Tim: Sup Jim) Jim and Tim! Friends for life! Cory: Tim, I need you to get more than two men, our good friend Tyler, he got two. I need you to get more than two so we can raise Jim and Tim's name. Tim: Oh, okay, I don't know Jim and Tim's name, but... (Jim: Jim and Tim! We're tied, I don't care) Cory: You'll know when to start! Shoot the discs! More than one! *siren* Cory: I'm biased. I'm not excited. (Ty: No, you're very biased!) I'm not excited. Ty: You came here celebrating for him! (Cory: No!) Cory: You're thinking about someone else. (Ty: Who was I thinking?) My hair is long and my shorts are short.
Cory: I'm not out of breath, I'm just excited to see a good performance. Tim: Honestly, I was a little disappointed. That word you used... (Cory: Yes!) He was disappointed in myself. (Cory: here it comes) Ty: Oh yeah, I should have gotten all four in four takes! I'm so un-
face
wash,face
wash- Cory: Hey, don't fight yet! There are no fights in hockey. In Yamaica there are no fights in hockey! *hockey stick falls* *ding ding ding* Cory: NO, NO, NO! Break it, break it. What is... what is happening? Cory: Okay, man, and man (Ty: Okay) In my country we have a game called Jim.It's essentially like a pig, where you take your shot and then you have to hit it. (Tim: Okay) Cory: We're going to play that now, and let me remind you that we're doing two of three competitions, Tim, if you win, Ty, you go home. LET'S DO IT! (Tim: Okay) Cory: Tyler, this is your first chance. You have my blessing, I sort of like Tim better. Ty: YEEEEEEAAAAHH! Come on, THERE IS STILL HOPE! THERE'S STILL HOPE! Cory: You've been my favorite the entire time! (Ty: OH, NO WAY!) Both: Jim and Ty! Jim and Ty! Jim and Ty!
Cory: Tim should try to make the shot, if he misses he gets a J. *drum roll* Ty: WOOAAHH HA HA! YAAAAAAA! Cory: Oh my god! (Ty: YES!) I can't express how surprised I am! (Ty: Me too, me too) Cory: I have to say I'm disappointed. Again, that's sad in my country (Ty: Oh, I know) Cory: Well, I'm disappointed for my friend Tim (Ty: I thought it was Ty and Jim?) Cory: No, I've always been with Tim. (Ty: Are you kidding me?) Cory: Jim and Tim! (Tim: I'm so confused) Jim and Tim! Ty: Are you familiar with confused?
Cory: I don't know what that means. What is your next opportunity? Ty: This is the pancake shot, yeah. (Cory: The pancake shot!) Ty: Spin and catch *ding* OOOOHH! Way to go Jimmy! (Cory: HE DID IT!) (Ty: YES HAHA!) Cory: It's always been my favorite! Cory: You can do it! It's time to flip the pancake. *ding* Cory: OOOOHHHH MAN! (Ty: Your turn) Cory: In my country we even call him Steven. Tim: This one is inspired by my home state. This one is called Michigan. Top cheese. Ty: Top cheese? *victory noise* Cory: OOOOOOHHHHHH! Now human Cory: Tim, I love him like a brother!
Always have always will. He is my favorite. *drum roll* *glitch noise* Ty: DAMN! Tim: So backhand, forehand drive Ty: YES! Yeah! Worldwide. *sound effects* YES! Ty: Wow! JIM! Cory: My best friend! He is my best friend. *sound effects*
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