Duck Dynasty: Willie Buys a Horse and Enters It Into a RaceSep 03, 2022
good job, tony girl, what's up? how are you man, good to see you, how are you? i'm just saying they're ok they can be expensive but they can also make you money someone is making some money on these
horses they really look some can call me cheap i prefer the term business expert i hadn't figured out how to do anything i'm just spending it all yeah you don't get there to the position where i'm just throwing your money out the window we give riding lessons here too we make good money boarding
horses also billy's horse could be a money pit i mean invest in his dreams, but I wouldn't mind making an investment in something that actually has a financial return.
If you really want to make real money, you go into horse racing. I need to get into that nice good investment like bowling you know I don't know look at this guy this guy has potential right here you know why he's that face he's got a career streak he's going or not after talking with tony, i decided to check out some of these. horse investments this is exactly what i'm looking for that horse looks fast oh she's super fast as a backup i brought the guys so i stopped giving that horse tea they're actually the only people who know less about horses than me. on this she loves my deodorant she loves it i hope you make me look like i know what i'm doing this is the one i was actually thinking you might be interested in if you're looking for a racing prospect zach stop playing around. with this horse i can invest in this hey i'm not bothering the horse ok we're having a conversation here then that horse will bite you no hey look here when i was younger this horse kicked me in the head ma 'am that's where my brain is that's good so look bo found and connected at that exact moment sorry you're generating that power sorry you're making the horse beat I'll say it's like it beats , I don't know, yeah, she's beating, she's laughing right now, listen to them clowns, so from then on.
I could talk to a horse, hey he's like an avatar, well I mean I like this horse but he needs a cool name. I have it. What about the dream killer? what about tron tron tron tron sounds like an imaginary star trek character he's from the movie tron okay i have a novel idea for him captain bang just think about it captain bangs that's pretty cool we call to this horse captain explosions take it easy look me I'm just telling you which horses she wants to be caught. I don't know about that part. I mean, what does a horse like this mean? looking to get my feet wet here don't go to the bottom of th the ocean is ok just think about it william could you make that up in a run hey you have to spend money to make money i mean this is a tough call but there's one thing i've learned in all my years in business is that there is no substitute for seeing a product in action, well
williehere's your ride okay hey are you ready to see your career? you kick it or not there you go oh what is this that horse just lay down im laying on a roll thats a terrible sign its gone guys i may not know anything about horses but i know something about employees taking a nap. at work and i don't need another one of those this inversion got a lot shakier well it was a one time deal when he ran well until feeding time huh well what do you think I don't know about a horse? that just settles well hey if you run 300 yards like she did hey you're probably t I get mad when you lie down too I know but I'm not an expensive
This is the guy I wanted you to meet. Jockey, you guys are doing. light weight and short side ah which is true hey i said it like it was nothing against the man hey look at the jockey world thats a compliment what about that how about you wait shorty you know how basically you call him hobbit call him mohammed no , you call him a hobbit. I don't know what it is with the little one, but he is a bit of a fighter. Is there a weight limit? Well, I wouldn't want to be Willy riding the horse.
You'd have to bring back the carriage yes two wheel work hey look don't you want a yes lady oh yes sir yes suggestion you want a man we'll get some oh all right and Hey, I think this guy has it. You win a lot oh yeah I've won my fair share of
races now you're getting perfect so I'm putting money in this especially hey he and
williealready at odds Hey hey he has my vote I mean Look, you've got the jockey, he's proud of his record, right? You've got the horse he took, he's made it cleaner, you're lightening up, okay?
What do we want to do? I mean, let's do this, I don't know, look, do I really care if Willie makes a good investment? It's not really what stops you. That is my question. I was looking for a kind of safe bet here. he drops a lot of money even if i'm not in the hand i want to see if you're talking about a bet here ok man nothing's for sure hey nothing's for sure i'm just here to make sure he does all. in pay the man his money that is correct pay the administration what do you think? jockey man you gotta run to win look you're gonna run the win there you go hey captain bang hey she's gonna win we're not named thanks captain explained captain bang he's all over her hey let her real guys willie let's get it right .
Well there you go hey I'll think about it it's under consideration we're fixing to make a lot of money I'm going to recoup all my investment just on this one race let's raise more oh boy I'll buy it take it easy take it easy take it easy take it easy the fact that Willie invested in a racehorse makes my day, so why don't you have some kind of talk and calm this horse down? Hey, Willie told me not to talk. for her don't talk to that horse that i am i'm running for the hills on this deal it takes a special kind of recklessness to throw caution to the wind and invest in something you have no knowledge of everything looks good down here damn me like what we're doing uh I'm excited it's you rock and roll yeah from a distance I'm ready to rock and roll I'm a standoffish ready to rock and roll I personally don't have the stomach for risky investments oh oh Hey, okay, there you go, you've got these clothes but when it's willie's money oh that's amazing oh that was it that was it too yeah he just kicked in that wall take it easy you got what's called a gas bubble now that she got rid of the bubble, okay, that's the story of my life, wait a minute, it's the same horse, no.
What are you doing? We had a winner with the other. That horse was lazy after interviewing Captain Explosions. his name is hijo de amore which means son of love you should have gone with captain bang oliver moore son of a moor that sounds like a winner there they are how about that suit huh seriously like the
duckon it its not that amazing that's Awesome huh I don't know guys we have to saddle this horse and Willie I want you to do the honors and throw me up do the honors ok have the owners check it out. put him in put him in the saddle good to throw up, did i just throw you?
I don't think it's going to work, look, there are two kinds of animals, those who like Willie and those who hate him, hey, take it easy. I think it's pretty clear. bunch hating willie ok oh there you go easy chill ok ride it like i stole it we're still working on trying to find those who like it let's keep going guys see you bro that was scary ok ooh im nervous you ready yeah oh shit oh boy okay let's go to the checkout huh yeah you know how that sounds guys ladies and gentlemen making money it's race day here at louisiana downs and i invited the whole family to come to watch sharing all the emotion, hey. hello there's us come on number four wait they've got our horse at 56 to one so you're telling me there's a chance that's good that's where you guys are here today and despite all the odds The 56 is fine, guys. they're coming through the gates they're loading the chute i got a good feeling this old son of a brunette is going to come out on top alright guys let's make some money back alright here we go hmm alright let's go It's okay, the race is on and the son of love is us. okay excuse me second to last but maybe he's a late sprinter you know for all the money i paid it better be uh come on captain bang show 'em what you've done hey look there's only one way to win a horse race all good come on come on Come on it's all about the beat guys look you gotta become one with your horse it's actually like a well orchestrated song with their hooves hitting the ground. the best thing in the world you hear that sound and it's got the right beat okay and then you hear the crowd go crazy but hey of course that didn't happen we kept the explosions okay yeah that was real easy. why gambling is a bad idea right there hey yeah shoot good me I just learned the hard way that investing in horses might not be the best investment.
Oh my gosh are you ready yes they are not happy especially if psy is your most knowledgeable source of capital. Explosions. Are you awake. we're in public not only i invested a ton of money in this horse i went ahead and placed a big bet on him to win my money doubled on that loss hit go hurt so bad double hurt your heart and hurt your wallet which then hurt your heart again it's like a circle of shit well i think i'm officially out of the horse business the good news is i invested it in the other one and you better not gamble it's a good thing . you have to think about this okay that's what he thinks he's gone where are you going I'm going to the bathroom to throw up he's gone this party really killed you
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