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Duck Dynasty: Top Moments of Season 10

Duck Dynasty: Top Moments of Season 10
what's up fellas oh boy yeah yeah you like my new hat no are you worried about getting something burnt so this is the new style brother the new style you look like a large gardener tour guide scout leader dudley do-right of the mounties he wore a hat like that if you wear that in public i've worn it in public all day nobody cares in fact i get compliments on it you don't understand sarcasm i feel sorry for y'all y'all you just don't know what's going on these days the one thing that everyone can count on in the

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call shop is honesty we're going to speak the truth in love that's a woman's hat no it's not a woman's hat that is a woman's hat he's having a mid-life crisis yep i'm not that old man life cries and it is our duty to make sure that jelp realizes that he made a mistake but for jeff to wear this hat he made several anybody's anybody wears a hat that's cool yeah but that looks stupid no i don't really know what to say about that you're only wearing half a hat he put the hat on in the first place he ventured out into public and last and probably the most grievous is he had the audacity to walk in the

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call room what did you think was gonna happen i mean it's like you want to be indiana jones but you're a nerd that would be delaware jones why delaware because delaware's a nerdy state makes no sense ain't nothing but nerds there hmm they all wear the big thick rim glasses...
duck dynasty top moments of season 10
okay so far you're describing yourself so i'm gonna go to the bathroom here all right take the hat off make you happy the bathroom's where that thing belongs you may want to take it with you it's very funny look you need a hat like that i do yeah yeah good grief you don't look as idiotic i don't know why these guys are jumping on yep so bad about that hat i think it actually looks pretty good on him for a little girl's hat they always call him the baby sister of the family anyway take a picture and send it to jeff there you go what does he look like give me that seriously what was jeff thinking when he got dressed this morning you know what could i put on my head today that would terrify man and beast you look like gilligan if he had on a brown hat instead of a white the senior citizen years of gilligan what do you talk about here put it on big man hey when did hogwarts start offering adult classes you look like one of those quakers y'all what justin the undertaker that's not him or look it could be something as simple as he's got a field of crops that needs protection who knows got your pictures very funny hey you like that we yeah good jokes good jokes what's funny is i think the joke's on y'all what what are you talking about jessica just told me my whole family's got lice what like my kids have lice and then i just had this house we all had that hat over i ain't worried about it cause i can't get them i had...
duck dynasty top moments of season 10
them oh no you can get it no that's a myth no yeah ain't no myth to it it ain't chicken plugs huh i've had them look we have two options burnt motor oil no that's not an option you had to take a bath and look here's the two items motorhome hey it's suffocates them we can shave from head to toe that's option one option two i know a lice expert call them burn that hat you'd better be careful you're on the side of the street to the danger zone what are you making for dinner tonight i don't know i was thinking about hot dogs remember we used to eat hot dogs hello all right let's check out wait is that sad in the butcher's shirt all right so much what's he doing here look thank you for shopping with us hey how you doing what's it look like i'm doing unpacking groceries are you working here yeah part-time really did you fire us high no i didn't fireside look hey banging groceries has always been my dream job but before that could happen uncle sam pointed his finger at me and said hey i want you to go serve this country plus hey dream job this is your dream job when i came back i ended up getting a job with

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commander but look i still wanted to be bagging hey it's a fun job i meet a lot of interesting and nice people like y'all you you know us uh sorry you're my uncle look they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks paper or plastic plastic of course no you want paper towels that's...
duck dynasty top moments of season 10
because hey he's a dog okay look i'm a human being you asked me which one i wanted hey trust me what i tell you you want paper but hey i still am old die be careful with those eggs okay i don't don't put the eggs at the bottom i need a card on all two oh my gosh i got this okay side size what when it comes to psi you can always expect the unexpected but this is unexpectedly unexpected cream cheese good great son you're buying enough cream cheese here you could start your own factory it's also surprisingly insulting we're gonna need another shopping cart big shopper here a heavy shopper i should say there are really only two things you can't do as a grocery bagger put the eggs on the bottom of the bag and tell fat jokes i can't emphasize no fat jokes enough thank you melody well sir i hope you enjoyed chopping with us we'll talk about this tomorrow all right let me go ahead and walk you out to your car sir hi i don't need your help we know you don't need my house i don't need your help stop hey get off your horn this sounds not here yet no he ain't been here all morning why i have got the story of all stories uh what happened to him oh yeah guess what i saw yesterday what one mr sai robertson bagging groceries at the grocery store his own groceries or somebody else's he bagged my groceries why did they choose grocery bagging well he is a strange guy what are you doing in my seat you weren't here i didn't i...
were you watching bagger pants or something were you watching movies bilbo baggins oh hey don't listen what they say back at the christie it's cool y'all a bunch of idiots anyway look these stupid idiots they're just jealous because none of them ever followed their dreams would that make your wife the bag lady yeah okay that's real funny look hey any idiot can sit here making jokes what's my favorite kind of bread baguette what am i gonna go on vacation next year baghdad who's my favorite actor ed bagley of course sci if you were a boxer you'd be marvelous marvin bagler okay that boy there has let the cat out of the bag huh look on this double coupon day and the conveyor belt is bearing down on you hey there's no laughing matter boys baggy groceries is a science plus you can learn a lot about people take fat boy there for example okay he comes up there he's got three shopping carts all right the last one is full of nothing but cream cheese it wasn't three shopping carts it wasn't that much yeah yeah you need to go back to work yeah well now that you've got out of my chair i will i mean i always thought bagging groceries was something that any person could do wrong it's also a sport huh matter of fact they've got a competition coming up okay find out who the fastest and most efficient bagger is and i'm gonna win that sucker too i'll take bets on that hey y'all don't understand i'm gonna go take a...
bathroom break i'll be back in a few minutes all right see you back man mm-hmm so what time we go in the brookshires as soon as we get off here i'll go buy the heaviest thing they got that's bad for you there young lady said that mac and cheese what all right now we're getting the good stuff green beans come on ty we're backing up here look at here i see him man is this it what are you idiots doing here i just had to i had to see it for myself look the last time i noticed y'all was making fun of me at the shop hey y'all gonna leave all right i'm working look these idiots don't have any respect for a professional bag man look the whole bagging game okay hey it's built on laser focus hey slow down you gonna dent that can hey don't squash that chicken hey don't be squashing that chicken look do i sit there and crack jokes while they're working at their job of course i do okay because my jokes are funny son can i talk to you for a minute sorry you're in trouble look these guys i'm telling you they're like a paper bag that won't come open they're annoying me okay they'll slow me down all right and look i want to shake them okay till they stop aggravating me go ahead and say what you got on your mind well sir it's not working out what do you mean you're still bagging poorly you broke over 30 worth of product you're yelling across the front end you got people hanging off in the store hey i...
don't know these idiots uh i have to let you go well hey look i'm still in for the baggage competition right no that's not gonna work either now he's working with you though superman all right lee i mean me and you still good man hey send me a bill for that stuff that i owe you you just got five hey yeah i got fired did you really because of you knuckleheads hey i wanted to win that bagging competition son but i can't now my bad on that well look at this houston we got problems boys all right we got to do something about this boys better get these boxes up off the ground right here i know there's some buckets over there we got a new swimming pool when we get some buckets here well we got to get this other mess cleaned up i know let me get some buckets hey go with willie and jay stuck in phil and kays that kind of makes me the interim ceo i'm gonna get some buckets first order of business make sure the

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commander warehouse doesn't flood hey good drum beat going there boys second order of business making sure the guys protect the merchandise here you go let that mess up we gonna do it with a t-shirt that's all we got hey i like it uh that's not good using the shirts probably oh it'll be hard which is why i guess i'm not ceo his t-shirts are about full of water hey i ain't believing this what i forgot to bring my teeth look at that i'm shaking i got nothing hey i got to go catch and make me some teeth i can't help...
you you got to help us get this water up no here i'll help you with it what yeah put that on now i have help i cannot work on these conditions let's just wipe it up with psy hey get you some of that yeah i don't think we should be going through the inventory to clean this up at some point them buggers are gonna fill up buckets we just go on the roof and put something to clog the holes then we ain't gonna worry about it what about duct tape we're

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hunters that'll work yep all right boys oh all right let's see six minutes piece of garbage i got to find me somewhere else to work good grief bounce on up there slam all right hurry up all right goblin you got this thing i got it huh oh this isn't sketchy at all you got to dry the spot off real good so that tape will stick hurry up shirt man huh i'm coming hurry up give me a shirt ready here hey tell him to dry the spots off good huh all that tape won't stick can you understand what he's saying right yeah right off got one catch oh good grief having gobbling bark orders at me is similar to someone coming in the bathroom and looking over your shoulder as you're trying to pee it makes it way harder to get the job done tell him to hurry up goblin said hurry up hurry up shut up is he hurrying up gobbling hurry up only the stakes in this case are a lot higher because the longer this takes me crap here comes i'm doing that right the more likely i'm gonna get struck by lightning...
okay huh i think we're good all right i'm coming down get it good no i did it bad what does that mean how many spots did you get i got one word fixed six fixed there was more than six fix going hey why yep that duct tape fixed anything more i'll tell you what we put some over gono's mouth so he shut up let's see if we can scrounge up some lunch i really worked up an appetite holding that lighter where is psy man taking forever i ain't probably in the bathroom or asleep somewhere lazier than normal psy come on hey what's taking you so long dude look at my age you don't do nothing fast are you going to have another heart attack well i hope not i'm not saying one you're moving really slow you should take supplements you tell my steroids no you know it's better than supplements what deer antler makes you feel better v.j singh golfer used it one on the pga tour at 50. making this up no no it's a real thing yeah a stupid deer antler yeah people are always trying to scam me with these uh you know mountains of youth you know miracle cures i fell off a dinosaur but it wasn't last night what it's like all natural hghs that's right well taste g8 human growth hormone i think it's just g-h though cause deer wouldn't have h yeah d-g-h what are you talking about but hey on the other hand what's the worst thing can happen i also hear it's good for your libido uh oh look that's that shift done sale and something...
fun and pays rolls it's not like i got anything to lose i've already lost it sorry you got to try something i mean you're doing nothing i mean well hey look i'll try the dear uncles will you yeah that's awesome you got nothing to lose but right now i'm pooped on we're gonna take it out all right i don't know if any of this mess is gonna work trying to get more energy out of sight may be like trying to get grape juice out of a raisin you know yeah psy is a little raisiny yeah he's like a big prune hey y'all just come on around here i'll show you what i got um oh mountain man you always have no shortage of stuff dude hey look a yo-yo a lot of junk all right what we got mountain man i'll show you sigh i'm gonna fix you right up you gonna be hercules before you know it you know that phrase perd as a rutting buck you'll be just like that you'll be doing things you never thought you could do well hey we're gonna find out look they say deer antlers give you strength and endurance where you got the gold mine boy that's it i told you gold right there paul i'm not as young as i used to be yeah mm-hmm i'm not a young whooper snapper anymore all right mountain dog you got a saw around here there you go get after it hercules all right boys hey look if there's anything to this deer island stuff okay hey i'll be pumped up in no time his knee is directly under that saw blade i just hope it don't slip...
look i'm not a doctor but i'm pretty sure deer antlers are not gonna help size condition oh this thing ain't got no teeth on the mountain man hey and by condition i mean stubborn old and lazy meeting meeting cuddle i think i got a plan what we do is we get inside i think he's like the strongest man in the world because he's taking his deer antlers strong like poor yes but in this case don't like deer so yeah strong like that i don't know if chewing on deer antler is gonna turn side into the hulk he'll be posing in front of a mirror before we talk so no he'd be walking around there saying chris don't feel that but i know it's gonna be really fun for the rest of us hey by the time you get done with this stuff you'll just be able to pick that up and break it dear nurse supercharge yeah that's what i'm talking about all right i think i got all i need boys you gonna pay the man appreciate it mountain man that's it there ain't no money in this hand wait a minute here hey i got more test the products huh huh this has got a 30-day guaranteed or your money back for your money back well i think you have to give them money before you can get it back no hurry up all right these two boxes i've already replaced with the newspaper making these like the light ones so make sure he's got to get these through one of these three this sounds like fun i'm not really concerned about pulling this prank off on side one time...
we had him convinced middle earth was a real place he's been chewing on deer antler all day dude he's gonna think he's so strong then he tried to book a flight there and figured out it didn't exist sorry these boxes weigh like 30 pounds now they weigh like and now that we've tampered with the heavy boxes and made them each about 30 pounds lighter he's gonna think he turned into the hulk as soon as he picks one up here he comes here he goes there you go hey you guys are not gonna believe this what okay since i've been chewing on this stupid deer antler for the past 24 hours i'm telling you it's working i woke up this morning not a pain or an ache in my body well that sure was fast what was fast was what happened in the bathroom this morning the only thing i can compare it to is like a log ride at the amusement park well that's an unexpected benefit boys i'm telling you hey i feel like i'm about 55 again how's your libido it's still like the titanic at the bottom of the ocean hey uh for too long you might get a little wind in yourselves i doubt that load it up beside dude you're strong you can pick these up now look hey i know what these clowns have been up to these idiots couldn't pull off a good prank if their lives depended on it hey i like where your head is you got the strength there hold that for you no problem yeah rule one okay look never plan the prank we get inside i think he's like the strongest man...
in the world when the person you're trying to prank is sitting ten feet away from you put another one on adjustment one i think i can handle it son i can't even carry two other guy you're strong like bull all right hey i'm telling you guys go sir hey yeah i'm gonna tell you you're strong buddy rule number two never try to pull a prank on someone that has got a high or iq or that is very smarter than you are hey i have found the fountain of youth we tried i'm telling you dear anglers look and rule number three if you mess with the deer you're gonna get the antler let me grab another box hey no no no no no no no oh no oh good lord oh wow hold on let me move you you want to call ambulances no hold hold up boys pick me up pick you up yeah you're going to pick me up i can't i need some help good enough yeah boy you're like let me get here look you know what hey oh oh he's straight back you all right no i'm not all right i think i actually pulled or tweaked something guys didn't look like it hold on you need some tea how to fix it ah that ain't no fish i'll get you some ibuprofen so i'm gonna get you a bag make it make it strong utopic gulliver you