Donald Trump is Drunk with Power
on the first one will be many a primary election nights tonight it was New Hampshire's time to shine the polls have closed and if all goes well we should have the final results of the Democratic caucus by June 28th I don't know how this caucus system it's confusing but the reason that they start them the reason the primaries begin in Iowa and then go to New Hampshire's because it's important that we know what the very widest people think first the stakes are high for all the candidates in different ways Bernie Sanders is from nearby Vermont New Hampshire is one of his strongholds he is expected to do well there going in tonight Bernie had 12 delegates and no hairbrushes and you know who else was in New Hampshire last night the president was in Manchester for what he described as the biggest political rally in New Hampshire history only he says I'm like that you know it's true and the president he fired the crowd up sherry tales of his many imagined victories including that at the State of the Union last Tuesday night on Tuesday I delivered my address on the State of the Union and I had somebody behind me who was mumbling terribly mumbling mumbling Oh it was mumbling very distracting we did some digging and we went through all the footage to figure out who was mumbling behind him and I believe we found the culprit here on this land on this soil on this continent it's it's nice that they still have that spark after all this time together as...
he often does
Trumpcovered a wide range of subjects including the time in 2017 when a man with a gun shot Louisiana Congressman Steve Scalise Scalise was at the rally with
Trumpa very brave man he took a bullet he got shot and he got up he was gonna die that night I tell the story all the time his wife she was crying so much when he finally did awake I said well one thing I learned your wife loves you why do you say that because she was devastated I know many wives that don't get too upset some fizz mixing it up with Michael Bloomberg now who mulu murdered was not on the ballot in Iowa or New Hampshire instead he has like 15 commercials running in every show on every television channel but that appears to be working according to a new national poll Bloomberg is now in third place behind Bernie and Biden but now he's got a problem at a past surfaced from 2015 in which Mike Bloomberg touts his controversial stop and frisk policy this is a thing that targeted young black men this morning
Trumptweeted Wow Bloomberg is a total racist which is ironic because you know some people kind of think the president might be racist himself though
Trumpquickly deleted the post which may have had something to do with the fact that he himself is a big fan of stop and frisk well one of the things I do regard it was I would do stop and frisk I think you have to we did it in New York it worked incredibly well and you have to be proactive you have to have in my opinion I see what's...
going on here I see what's going on in Chicago I think stop and frisk in New York City it was so incredible the way it worked oops all right stop and frisk is also
Trump's policy backstage at his beauty pageants did you the President had a great deal to say last night so we slowed him down to half speed for tonight's poetry edition of
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powerright now his close friend and advisor Roger stone in case you don't know was found guilty it's Roger stone found guilty of obstruction of justice lying to Congress witness tampering in various fashion related crimes as well but so federal prosecutors yesterday recommended a sentence of up to nine years for Roger stone and that did not please the president so he tweeted this is a horrible and very unfair situation the real crimes were on the other side as nothing happens to them cannot allow this miscarriage of justice says the man who got away with the first impeachment trial in history that did not have witnesses so
Trumptweeted that last night and then today we learned that the Justice Department suddenly decided to reduce their sentence request from nine years to something far less severe which is appalling even by
Trumpstandards and unheard of that he would somehow affect the sentence of his friend
Trumptweets all of a sudden his Attorney General was like hey you know what instead of seven or nine...
years why don't we make that no years wouldn't that be better all four federal prosecutors today who worked on this case resigned in protest the president claims he had no idea says he didn't do anything says he stays out of things to a degree that people wouldn't believe I believe he also says he's known Roger stone for years and he's a nice guy which it's good enough for he seems like in fact let's look at some of the stuff this very nice guy has posted he once said Joe Biden has trouble keeping his hands off children he said Eric swallow was the congressman from Down syndrome and when former first lady barbara Bush died he wrote Barbara Bush was a mean-spirited self-important nasty and entitled woman bitter over her husband's long term and quite public affair I now understand why Nancy Reagan hated her so much yes well he seems lovely I will agree with that and I look forward to the other prisoners discovering the tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back I'll tell you that Patrol
Trumpright now though is totally he's over the weekend he removed that Lieutenant Colonel and Alexander VIN Minh from the National Security Council and then he fired his brother who had nothing to do with anything because VIN Minh testified in front of the house he fired the guy for obeying the law and then
Trumpsaid adios to his now former ambassador to the EU Gordon Sunland who happens to be one of his biggest donors he gave the president a million...
dollars this guy spent a million dollars to get fired by
Trumpmeat loaf did that for free but I think he even got paid Sandlin was a target for revenge because his testimony clearly explained that the President did to Ukraine exactly what the Democrat said he did secretary Perry ambassador Volcker and I worked with mr. Rudy Giuliani on Ukraine matters at the express direction of the President of the United States so
Trumpof course exacting his vengeance vengeance on Psalm hland and I want to see how Gordon's holding up so we reached out to him and he was kind enough to agreed to join us tonight and so I'd like to say hello to a former ambassador Solomon okay now can I ask why are you in an orange jumpsuit oh it's not orange Jimmy they call it presidential skin tone what who calls it that where are you right now I'll give you one guess it rhymes with Geronimo's gay want old the president sent you to Guantanamo Bay why because he's very angry with me he's madder than Joaquin Phoenix at a dairy farm very sorry to hear that how are you holding up down there in Cuba right I'm okay I mean you know it's pretty hot here yeah it's hotter than the cauldron Kellyanne conway uses to make potions well that is hot yeah make sure you drink plenty of water Gordon oh I'm drinking gallons of it upside down through my nose what oh no you're being waterboarded that's really not that bad it's like hugging a kiddie pool with your...
face yeah how are the conditions there otherwise this place is so filthy the bedbugs have ringworms that does sound dirty yes this place is dirtier than Ted Cruz's pornhub search account oh my god well I'm sorry to hear that hey well you know one thing I wanted to ask is that have you seen Lieutenant Colonel VIN Minh and and/or his twin brother are they locked up there - oh no the president sent the VIN manzano coronavirus cruise oh okay there's no room for them there's too many new detainees here we do whoa who are the new detainees Mitt Romney's grandkids yeah which ones which kids 300 Oh No the old Tabernacle Choir Oh No yeah we're squeezing here tighter than Shaq in a bumper car well they are they're very cute I'll say that this is Donny this is Maurice all right go back to knock it on Sodor is a very unfortunate Oh congratulations that you're congratulating get me meet my cellmate I'm doula Paula Abdul oh my gosh hello he hates women he hates gays he ain't sparring at home Oh so why are you congratulating him because
Trumpjust gave them the Medal of Freedom oh I see I see it is a rush limbaugh oh yes yes yes we got that yeah we gotta go Jimmy it's Taco Tuesday oh alright well that's fun I really hear Taco Tuesday means they roll us up in a carpet and beat us with a bag of what I'm alright I'll let them go that's Gordon Tomlin everybody in happier news Madison Square Garden tonight they had the hundred 44th...
annual Westminster Kennel Club dog show which I guess it's fun for the people but to me the sad part of that show is none of the winners even though they won because they're not aware they're in a competition or even what a competition is all they know is that their owners are lunatics and anyway I had all the many fine canines and their owners this unlikely duo stole the show tonight that's right the obedience training really paid off hi i'm jimmy kimmel click below to subscribe to our youtube channel or if you want to be that way about adults