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Don't Teach Your Grandma How To Text. Tim Wilkins - Full Special

Jun 08, 2021
because you know there is real shoulder pain. There is someone with a cold, flu and plague. and Ebola, then they put you in a room with magazines that you know have the beginning of the virus for the undead, those things are disgusting, we wanted to be there so early because she is going for the privacy paperwork, we are very concerned about

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privacy. Sir, so I complete it. I'm waiting 25 more minutes. She comes out from behind the counter and says, Is there a Tim Wilkins here? Is there a Tim Wilkins here for bedwetting? Tim, well, good social security number five six four seven three mi.Privacy is not easy guys, I hope you are always well.
don t teach your grandma how to text tim wilkins   full special
I hope they always have something close to modern because I'm understanding at this point trying to listen to thrashy music. My kids found my playlists and freaked out. What is this music? you're a biker when we're not with you oh yeah I'm into the fathers of anarchy, that's what I've been, we get motorcycles, we meet at rest stops on Sundays and take turns, I could never be a biker. I don't have balance I can't balance a two wheeler and too late in life too if dad taught me we're running down the street holding the back of my Harley can you do it drop the shift kick put on Leonard Skynyrd I don't I don't know and I'm too young to be at Riker those old guys on the three wheelers always have

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beards they turn into Santa Claus you know last year they got a trainer to try to keep calm he's one of those little CrossFit people with heads square ones and pointy beards, you could be a viking or a garden gnome, you're not sure, I get nervous about training, I called, I said, okay man, what are we going to do today, he said, just come in.
don t teach your grandma how to text tim wilkins   full special

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I'm going to flip tires I said, are you kidding me? I have triple-a, we call now they will be here when I get there, you can flip them. There is an app with which we can track

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progress. My kids are at a fun age right now. my son came in the other day all bent over dude I can't wait until I move I said man I haven't locked the door in fact I'm like Southwest Airlines you're free to move around the country I said one of my friends they're leaving, you know what man you say that, but our last son just moved away, I don't know what we're really going to do, I have a list, he said, that's funny now, but you'll be lonely too if I ever find myself longing. because of the feeling of a teenager looking at me like I'm stupid and asking for money I'll go to Starbucks they're always mad at me because I don't order coffee in the right order in their language and the other day I walk in and they go, okay buddy, give me a medium coffee, But it's not medium, sir, it's big, he said: Sorry, I offended you, Zack with three K.
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If you're following, it's not Zack, it's poop, apparently we're out of it? of names from the Bible we moved to be password protected anyway so I'm going to order my coffee I'm doing fine I only get two give me the size you just said he said sake wrong day he said No I said , give me the size in the middle what size is that pendant okay friend this is what we are going to do I am going to raise three fingers you point to the one that is big I have my coffee what I don't like is coffee be ashamed like them Look at yourself even when you They give you coffee as if there was something wrong between you and the girl from the other day.
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I have a big, skinny latte for Timmy, so that's not the name I gave him. I know. Oh, and by the way, I work at your doctor. office, photographed, publish, to be drinking so late at night, coffee, people, oh I can't wait until my kids get out, get some experience and a little money management, my son, we're going to be around the table last year on Thanksgiving Day, asking what they do. I'm happy for the explosion grateful proud his hands the first to get up quite excited I saved 160 dollars like sweet man what are you going to buy a tire?
Start a hedge fund How do you leverage that type of currency? Hi guys, I'm going to get a tattoo. Okay, what are you going to get? Let me get a bravery band when the heck is it one of those tribal wire around the arm that will look amazing on 14 inch biceps with my red haired son, sweet what tribe are you in? Ed Sheeran, what do you have for bravery? Brad, what are you saying? Denotes bravery. I gathered it from the title, but you haven't done anything in your life to denote bravery. Courage would start with moving house.
Why not? Don't you get like a tattoo of a night light with the Chinese symbol for emptying the dishwasher? Do you like to clean on one side and get dirty on the other, like loading/unloading? I was very angry. I was busting his chops like you'd never support me. my decisions you start to make some good ones. I'll get on that train. I know the calls that will come when he moves out. I can't wait, hey dad, how's he doing? Hey, I just got a bill for water, could you do that? Yes ma'am, ok, what should I do right if you are going to pay it online?
He would review his algebra. Christmas rolls we finish. The Christmas dinner gifts are open. They are outside. They want to go see a movie. They're almost at the door, they turn around, yeah, we have some money for the movie and, sweet man, sack of 20, they go, we want to see the movie, well, how much do you need $80? So I don't want to produce the movie. I just want you to go see it 80 dollars we need $80 because Woods said 3d there are five of us the tickets are 16 dollars each so you're not going to see a 3D movie today we're going to do we're going to rent a movie you're going to put Nana's glasses on for her cataract surgery and I'll throw things at you, there's your 3D movie jack, it'll be like the matrix world, he'll go, at least give us money for snacks, did you just have a big dinner?
We'll do that, we'll stop somewhere maybe at the 7-eleven or something, we'll get some things you can put in your pockets like we did when the kids try not to shoot when you walk in, you do that flat-footed walk, you put some sodas and your sisters bags you want popcorn carry a microwave man find a plug in your trophy not that I would have been there they didn't even invite me I would pay for everything if they had invited me they did it they don't do it being seen with me a little hurtful I have that waking me up not long ago my my son wakes me up was hey dad, come with me to school buddy, I'm not going to your school, no, yeah, just take me there and let me out, we're almost there, just stop here and let me out, buddy , the school is right there, we are in line, yes, everyone is dropped off here.
I don't see them leaving anyone. We arrived early, no, no, and then he. He gave me the line I knew I was getting ready He says yes I know your time is very valuable 6:15 No coffee No breakfast Pajama pants Don't you want to be seen with me Oh and that's all good, I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I will take you to school, then I will walk you to class and then I will kiss you goodbye on the mouth, which is amazing when there are six of you, because daddy loves you here, my little one, now you. have your brave check you out, talk about bravery, kiss dad on the mouth in the last year, look at that, it was a little more traumatic for me, this year it was close to shopping with my daughter for school, we broke up, so I think he needs something else, backpack, pencils. there isn't anything, it's everything except socks and underwear like the sweet Target Walmart, where do you get your pants nowadays?
Yes, Victoria's Secrets. I said oh no, no, no, no, we're not going there. There are no days of the week. Panties at Victoria's Secret. always on Saturday night at Victoria's Secret they, I buy them, you will receive seven pairs on Monday morning, the factory workers' panties, the ones that could be panties or a hairnet, the ones that if you threw them at someone in the stage, just open like a parachute and Kareem comes down, she'll leave if you're embarrassed just give me your card, I said it, I won't be the one who'll be embarrassed, oh no, no, I'll be the one there playing in the panty pile trying to embarrass you out of this place - oh my god, people floss in their country, but there were these things, look at me, I'm a pirate and whatever you do, don't drop those little panties like oh no, no one move, it was like contact lenses I need my readers and the clothespins they have intertwined with the pattern of the carpet they have no idea about the electronic trail they leave everywhere on the phone on the computer all day they don't realize there is little footprints everywhere sometimes it's easy to follow I go to bed the other night I do the things that parents do I turn off all the lights but the thermostat in the back where it goes closes the cabinets I go to sleep at 11:30 I wake up at 7:00 in the morning there's a bag of Taco Bell on my counter my guy walks in like new it was when you came out last night no bags of Taco Bell I don't know anything about that I really went to your bank accounts a charge for Taco Bell someone must stolen my card so someone broke into my house last night found your wallet, took your ATM card, cracked your pin code, spent $3, came back into the house, replaced the card without being detected, left trash in the counter, what do you think of that crime? amazing wife, which is horrible for a sitcom, she's really cool, she actually frustrates the kids, how great she is to me, she's so encouraging and she likes everything I do and the kids are coming today.
Where is my report card? It was in the refrigerator. Dad got a the paycheck will go in the refrigerator your dad is a comedian if he gets a paycheck it will go in the refrigerator I had all of them He has a comma in this check lower the bar with your father lower the bar she has she got us a massage for couples not too long ago, that sounded very romantic on the website, but it turned out to be a way to ruin a good massage because now they feel awkward because they are next to each other and the lady at one point leans in and says : as? that feeling, so she's there, I'll tell you later, don't be creepy, a massage is strange to me anyway, you walk into that little room and stick your face in the hole and the brown paper, you're supposed to They have a waterfall there. relax and now you have to go to the bathroom every five minutes and I hope this massage ends at 1:45 2:15 2:30 there's this music that's not really music, it's like a mix between dying animals and a hippie blowing in a bottle of beer that music from the spa salon what are you summoning the forest nymphs what is that horrible music then there is that smell in every spa salon some of the doctors put it on airplanes now you touch that smell and I say oh what That is not a smell, sir, that is Roman therapy.
I said it's a smell when I'm face down in that hole with him smashing my mouth. What does that smell like? She goes when I get a massage. I burn sage because it opens your chakras. Do you have any idea what? chakra is brother. He had no idea. I figure if I'd never heard of it, I'd never cleaned it with a coin. I'm paying for this lubricating massage oil and it filters my chakras. I make this clean it up and then she did that thing that always scares me in doctors offices, wherever I am, she put that first round of goo on her hands to hear that horrible sound, silently, yeah, it scared me, like that that I jumped through the face hole and when I saw something I didn't see before I saw the candlelight shining on his bare feet and apparently I didn't understand that he took off his Birkenstocks or Tom's or whatever shoes you can buy in the clothing section from Whole Foods.
I took her Prius and they took them out and put them in there and I said, what's wrong with bare feet? She, uh, when I get a massage, I take off my shoes and socks to connect with the energy of Mother Earth, bring it through my body through my hands and give it to you as a gift, I said, I'm pretty sure that It's the smell I've been getting once you throw another log of sage into the fire, they're a ray of moonlight, thank you so much, you've been amazing.

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