Doctor Reacts To Family Guy Medical ScenesJun 09, 2021
The Simpsons Reviews Family Guy You're Next Last week's flu scare made me think that I know nothing about my genetic makeup or what other illnesses I might be susceptible to. Do you know what's funny about this? There's actually a genetic test for dogs that I actually did. For Bear and Roxy it turns out that they are what we thought they were, they were who we thought they were, so it made me want to take a 23andme genetic test. I think the one I made was called Embarkation. I'm predisposed to like caffeine. It's true. That's a big problem with these genetic tests, oh my gosh, like a lot of them will give you information that is genetically accurate to a certain point and then they tell you something that you pretty much can't act on at all, you know, we have a higher chance that You may live five years less than a normal person would be fine.
What do I do with that? What do I use to know that you or potentially have a higher risk of Alzheimer's disease? It's like flexing genetics. People are like, ugh, they don't have the Alzheimer's gene, that's good. I knew it and it says I don't have the Alzheimer's gene, so that's good. How would you like to be a nurse? Can I wear those green pajamas all day? Yes, also known as a
medicalgown, they are not, though. They're kind of comfortable like pajamas today I need you to watch the surgery. My sister can join the ventricles better than you.
Why are the ventricles of the heart joining together? I'm so confused with the surgery he was looking at. He could have sworn his abdomen was open. In that seat there are operating rooms where you can see how operations are performed. It's great for residents, even other
doctors who are trying to learn. I don't think they let
familymembers do it. I've seen it on Grey's Anatomy, but I've never seen it before. in real life it shows that it looks like a strange ECG pattern, oh, flat line, you know what we do. chest compressions chest compressions chest compressions code come on, you gotta live, damn, I need you, okay, those aren't, those aren't good chest compressions remember, okay, so ACL, advanced cardiac life support wouldn't tell you to You're going to punch a chicken in the face, I just want to put that out there for the record, what are you doing, Peter?
I'm making my own Red Bull. Lois can't stop him from experimenting. the manic ups and downs my body demands kerosene why does she put kerosene in it? Red Bull has a lot of things like 80 milligrams of caffeine chlorine if you want a caffeine boost like just having a cup of coffee, it's more natural, there are actually polyphenols in it because they are plant-based. Coffee beans are better for your health, at least our research shows that the drink will kill you. Ryan. Anything that kills me makes me stronger. I think he ruined that. Look at Brian. I feel very good.
PeterPeter. By the way, you're alive, poison hotline statistic. Did you know there is a nationwide poison hotline? All of the toxic chemicals her husband ingested from his homemade energy drink have caused total kidney failure. Complete kidney failure requires dialysis, and quickly, where blood is essentially taken out of the body. clean it and process it like kidneys do and put it back into the body we will put you on a kidney transplant list but that could take months until a donor is found, you will have to undergo dialysis treatments three times a week. There's another way? What about me?
What is the difference between a dog kidney and a human kidney? I have no idea. I guess it's similar, but I feel like dog kidneys might not last as long. I don't know, I would never harvest your organs. I will never harvest your kidneys, they are yours and even if we are compatible, I will make sure you can keep them. Why are you so messy? Peter likely would never have survived the surgery. I mean, dog kidneys. I'm not. I'm even sure dogs have kidneys. What dogs have kidneys. Yes, yes, this is the guy. This is what I felt.
Maybe you gained a few pounds, honey Lois. Today I weigh the same 293 pounds I weighed in elementary school. Maybe it's this lump. the side of your neck sir oh my god peter how long have you had that thing? I don't know, we have to go see dr. hartman right away quick differential diagnosis cushing syndrome lipoma soft tissue mask like a sarcoma it could be a lymphoma and he has a swollen lymph node there I guess that's possible too no you're stupid oh hello taps are you on what can I help you today? That should be a warning sign if you walk into a
doctor's office and they're just yelling at a patient.
You're stupid, Dr. Hartman Peter has a huge lump growing on his neck, Mrs. Griffin, that's called a head. He already fooled me with that one before, but when you look at it I think it might be a tumor, okay, let's take a look at it. It looks like you have a subcutaneous vestigial twin growing in your neck. Is he saying it's a teratoma just by touching it? I mean, it's very impressive that he was able to diagnose it so much that it's not real. A teratoma is basically a type of Tumor that has all kinds of different stem cells where different cell lines start to grow like hair, teeth, muscles, you cut it and there's almost a twin there, like it's crazy, like you can have remains Humans, almost now, stay still.
I'm just going to give you some topical anesthetic and we'll take a closer look. That? Wouldn't you need injectable anesthesia? Some lidocaine. Hello everyone. He made a flap of skin. That's impressive though. Get up. We arrived late. oh he doesn't look good, it looks like he has anemia, potentially some dehydration there, oh my gosh, jaundice like he has a little bit of yellowing in his eyes, how did this happen? It's from smoking oh, it's not that bad, Peter, you can't live like that. take you to dr. hartman oh I hate the doctor, are you sure there's cheese in there, Jesus?
It's like a visit to the vet, I'm not going to lie, I have some patients that come in and I'm like, oh, like once last time. they went to a doctor, it's like, you know, like three, four years, uh, mainly because I hate going to the doctor, I hate doctors and I'm like, hey, Mr. Griffin, I'm going to need to ask you some questions. I can jump and touch that pipe up there I don't know why I always used to do that when I was a kid street signs crosswalk signs scaffolding it was always can you touch that?
Do you think you can touch that five dollars if I could touch that dr hartman us I'm here to help Peter quit smoking Mrs. Griffin. I can't do that, it's an addiction. Oh, you have to do something right. We can definitely do something about it. Not only do we have behavioral treatment options for it, but we also have pharmaceutical options. Including nicotine patches, oral medications, all of them are not suitable for everyone and you should have an individual conversation with your doctor to determine what is best for you and the first step to quitting smoking is to consider quitting, I guess even before that is understanding why you quit smoking.
It's important, but dr. hartman, why did you lose consciousness? Well, considering the recent behavioral changes you've described, I did a cat scan on a dog, oh that's actually really funny, the son of a cat into a dog god, we're such nerds, though, I . I regret to inform you that Brian has a brain tumor. Oh no, doctor, how much jamb juice do I have to drink to cure this? I also heard that, like crystals, he's been reading too much goo. com Do you think the brain tumor could explain why Brian has been acting so strange lately? Hmm, well, I haven't heard of the brain being related to behavior, but I guess anything is possible.
Well, it says here that Brian's tumor is for in-office use only. Ah, benign. He says. Benign tumors can be described as benign or malignant. Malignant, meaning they are problematic. They can spread. In fact, they can cause death. size where they exhibit a mass effect putting pressure on other structures causing them to malfunction. Is my father going to be okay? It's that house and he's in a coma Mrs. Griffin oh they have Gregory's house for this wow dr house if you're going to save this patient I'll need this to get this out. I have sight. Wait, he's not even someone who does his voice very well.
Wait a second. How are you going to follow the rules if you don't have the rules? Oh yes, my methods are. a little unorthodox mr griffin i think i can help oh what are you doing my job sometimes people pretend to be in a coma this guy isn't unless of course the first hit knocks him down he literally is the kind of doctor who is fine, I think so? It could be this, let's poison the patient and see if he recovers and I say that's not how medicine is practiced, sir. I think you should know that these growths on his forearms are giant tumors.
I just realized that Popeye was not a healthy character. Because? It's the huge forearms and the small biceps and then secondly, the thing about the pipe is that he always smokes because that's not healthy, no matter how much spinach you eat and the speech thing and what you're doing with your eye, you had a stroke. About seven years ago that would make sense because if you can't open your eye, maybe Bell's pulse, God made me lose my mind, maybe I have Bell's Palsy, that you managed to be walking all this time is nothing short of a miracle. .
I would say about two months. I would say you should quit smoking. You should go to the gym and meet with the physical therapist and find out why he lifts with only his forearms and not his upper body. You should have a vasectomy first. I don't know what that is and secondly, in no way, Peter, is it the male equivalent of a woman having her tubes tied, except it's actually much faster and safer, let these guys explain it to you and Some people say it's reversible, but that's not really a good way to think about it, although it can be reversed in some cases.
You should think of it as a permanent change. Sorry, you should still use a condom because of the protections against infection from infectious diseases. Why do they say goodbye to masculinity as if it prevents unwanted things? pregnancies what does masculinity have to do with it all the amazing information you need to know about underwear right here I said underwear yes my underwear your underwear we are talking about that click here and as always stay happy
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