Do You REALLY Have What It Takes to Get Rich?

Do you want to get absolutely

rich

in Minecraft? Well I've been making tons of diamonds on the echocraft server lately including this huge tower of ore which we'll get to later and lucky for you today I'm going to share with you my super useful make or keep everyone skiing

rich

I mean which is not a schematic more like a method this method is extremely effective but not everyone can handle it so when you see this graph feel free to admit you are too weak to keep watching this video and watch something a bit faster its speed let's get to work first things first let's get the bad news out of the way it's probably not cut out to be rich perfect those of you who

have

clicked on the video

have

proven my first point you see because the first lesson to being rich in minecraft is to pay attention every time that you join a smp or play with your friends you should be thinking about one thing and one thing only how can i create a fun environment for both of you? and my friends to enjoy together you absolutely shouldn't be looking for answers to the hard questions like how can i get all these poor peasants to give me all their diamonds now?

The answer may not be so clear, but minecrafters are usually very good at one. complaining about the blocks they don't have if your entrepreneurial little brain is starting to tingle congratulations you're ready for lesson number two give people

what

they want for a price now that you know exactly

what

your future constituents want you need to move in and capitalize on their greed and desires by providing them with large amounts of said product. Are you still following yourself? Yeah, you can't

really

teach some people. Okay, here's an example. Let's say you and your friends have just started a new world.

What is the most useful? block guy in minecraft if you said it's not ok go away but if you said wood i don't know keep looking i guess you want a cookie or something anyway yeah wood is like the re the life equivalent of water so if you all go You're going to need wood and let's face it, nobody wants to cut down hundreds of trees, so why not capitalize on those lazy tendencies and build your first server wood shop, which brings me to step three. smartest has shown to be observant of the needs of his fellow server members or knows that at least he is not completely blind now is the time to start putting those ideas into practice the first thing to do is find an efficient way to get your materials that those blockheads just can't understand themselves but let's be real our heads are all a bit blocked here now, innovation is the key to success in life that's true but don't waste time trying to figure out a farmhouse design of your own when there are literally thousands of videos on youtube, just don't get stuck in an endless cycle of watching hermit craft videos or you might wake up one day and suddenly 10 years have passed and you're still poor, what? why loo? the king of me keep moving do you think just because you found a farm layout the job is done wow you're sounding like one of the poor guys again no we still have to get all the materials to make the farm before you scoff and do pout let me explain something a billionaire doesn't get done in a day in fact they are usually done in garages apparently i mean bill gates google bezos all of them separated from their families and forced into a cold garage just to dream of one bigger picture to the world or you know you're much more likely to dream with all those zeros in your bank accounts either way everyone starts at the bottom and let's be real you can't go much lower but you haven't given up yet and you've come a distance so moderately minimal so far so focus and get those materials. or money around here we're just going to take advantage of each other m the embers on the server what's yours is mine so you need some supplies and you're too smart to get them yourself you're doing great but that farm ain't gonna do same unless construction starts soon, don't worry, a bit cheap.

Soldier, I have the solution. If there's one thing you can always count on about poor people, they're overwhelmingly generous, so you know the poor, and who better to capitalize on their hemorrhagic financial circumstances than you, the rising world ruler. find yourself a fool i mean a friend and

really

get carried away by how unlucky you are as a soul how pathetic your miserable attempts at server success have been or my personal favorite i fell into the void and lost all my stuff including everything for a project now for the fun part just watch them give you every diamond they have to make up for your losses No guarantee the cheapskate calls himself a friend.

He won't even offer me his life savings. Don't worry though there is always the good old fashioned way of getting materials. Thinking you're making progress we're just going to buy them with a little investment from the business district investing in their future buying supplies from other companies on the server might seem counterintuitive to our overall goal of world ownership but believe me what happens come around for the farm of trees. I'm going to need a lot of redstone, so I just have to go to the shopping district and go to the redstone store. Okay, apparently, we don't have one of those.

Does anyone sell anything redstone related? here we go perfect dispensers that's like one percent of all i need alright alright you know what i'll do myself if you want something done right sometimes the answer to a problem as an entrepreneur is to just roll up your sleeves and do it yourself i can't i just can't gwen where's the stupid graphic can i click it no god dammit so gross i haven't felt this poor since i sold my grandson now don't jump to the next step yet he still has a lot of work to do and so good as it would be to hire someone to build the farm for you, you can never forget that no one on the server is as smart or talented as you are, so only you can put this diamond factory together get your hands dirty and dig a hole, not like a big hole this is industrial level not grade school plus building above ground farms is so 2013 and you're too fancy to be so old fashioned well what are you looking forward to rando to build? the farm, oh, do you hear that's the sound of unadulterated, tax-free income?

Hush baby, stop wallowing in yourself idolatry. you build it they will come and spend all their money building a store that really stands out will be the key to the success of your business right wrong if you follow this outline i mean a method at this point you should know that your product is so good that no one can resist it you don't need a huge one-store conglomerate to attract your customers. Let your product do the talking. Take this tree shack for example, does it scream? Look at me. for the other members of the server and hopes to arouse curiosity and attract God's patronage, no, but it raises the question of who put a tree in the shopping district.

Don't forget that when it comes to intriguing your fellow servers. think too much demand demand your store is built you have products on hand but of all the endless steps we have covered so far none is more important than this which is why many store owners take their entire inventory and put it in their chest and say a stack of diamonds, blah blah blah, and then you come back every other day and add more fuel to the fire that is burning through your winnings. How do we fix this? The answer is easy. Your chest makes it look like your business has room to grow when your customers come back, which they'll have to do to buy more stock anyway for bonus points, you can even have a special section where you've renamed items to something fancy like a campfire would do and drive those prices up i mean it cost you a level of xp after all the familiar faces make for a famine huh fam have you ever heard that the best way to market your business It's word of mouth, huh, to be honest?

I haven't either, but it fits this part very well, so I'll follow it regardless. I think there's some weight to that, but we're not talking about just any mouth. I mean the people we're talking to can't even afford to put together a complete sentence no I'm talking ng about the mouth of a celebrity someone everyone knows and loves a person who has made an impact on all of our lives so deep it would make the marianas trench look like a grainy zoomed photo of mount everest straight from the copper house the man the myth the guy who recently dropped an anvil on my head for no apparent reason so i cant think of quitting to him by accident hello I'm a rap mess two have an accident what are we talking about they're both for rednecks okay sorry listen okay okay okay just try again this time with a little more wealth okay, ok ok and action hi i'm a mess and i really need help someone help me that's all come here come here come here come here what did i tell you?

What did I say? No again. I'm out of here. I have to enjoy the view from the upper bathroom. k to you i mean just look at you no seriously you got some dirt on your lip wipe that or something oh gross you smudged it dude uh yeah where was i? Oh, seriously, congratulations, you did it. economy that will produce profit not only for you but for whatever unwanted and underappreciated spawn you may one day produce, but don't get too comfortable on that throne because the problem with being the big cheese on the server is that everyone wants a piece so i'll give you one final piece of advice on keeping the rats at bay what's mine is mine there's a quote i've relied on all my life that rich people stay rich by living like they're broke, i Which means you don't ball out on new elytra every season just because you can, but there's a second part to that quote that really hits home with me. i can't afford to continue to solidify their position at the top of the economic pyramid and force all hard working small businesses to land where they belong and bury them or something so remember when i said invest in businesses to start your project yes we have done with it now bury them if you ever think i should go buy something from the mob shop stop building your own mob farm bury them you might have a wild hair to buy a ridiculous amount of slime alt f4 log back in build a slime farm bury them I guess the point of all this is just to say that if you want to be rich you're going to have to trick all your friends into thinking you're a good person and repay their gullible nature by squashing them one by one until you get up Until I get to the top, sorry I get a little emotional when I say such profound things, oh and I almost forgot about the tower.

Many people said to keep it forever. the money and someone even said to blow it up I just couldn't make up my mind but I like to think I think the best I can under pressure so I built this hopper watch and hooked it up to these dispensers that are full of tnt and you know what else is full of tnt in the tower, so in the next two minutes i will try to extract as much as i can before it explodes. I'm sorry, tower. I know. war 40 hours of mining why once my great creator you became my great destroyer to be honest i have no answer just more questions like who do you think you are would you dare to speak to me the almighty and mighty i am the rich i am the wealth and I have control not only of your tower of destiny but of the entire economy of this server I have been mocked as a peasant humiliated as a poor man but now I am the one who decides I am branzi bill bezos iii and this is my domain all the wealth in this world it has reached this point at this pinnacle at this moment right here and i will tell you this i am its creator i am its destroyer i will be remembered in the history books as not only the richest minecrafter on the server but as the one who finally took a stand and brought the cycle of greed, misery and torment to my knees and when it is finally over and the dust has settled, it will be me who will stand in the ashes and answer the question of why so or war because it's my fate ah you should have seen the look on their faces of course I didn't blow up the tower but since deep slate ore is quite rare and there are many people on the server who might want something I think I'll go to make a store so everyone can have something, but unfortunately not today. luckily for you there's still one more thing you need to do and that's go watch my friend skye's video where she mined netherright for 100 days it's hilarious you're amazing and as always tune in next