Discontinued Snack Taste Test

Today we eat foods that you can no longer buy in the store, let's not talk anymore about that mythical good day. Right now, somewhere in the world there are some food scientists who are working tirelessly to create the next

snack

that will blow your

taste

buds away and this is a process of trial and error, I mean sometimes they strike gold and create potato chips with sour cream and onion and sometimes they fall a little short and create corn nuts. Today we are going to explore those foods that fell a little short and were

discontinued

. and but we've used our powers, our magical Rican Tin Ewing powers, at least bring some here on today's show.

The actual

discontinued

magical powers of going on eBay and buying things. Yes, that's true, so let's determine if the discontinuation was. a good option or should they be brought back it's time to get back to reality oh they are so tasty. Okay, we recently did a

taste

test

of the Altima's sour cream and onion sandwich, but there's a sour cream and onion sandwich that we made. I'm not including it because it's been discontinued and it's Doritos, well I don't remember them, it sounds like an awesome idea, yeah I don't remember, but they started, they were introduced in the late 70's and they only went until the early 80's and then There was one that brought them back for a while in 2012-2013.

I missed it too, Iver, but here's the old school Sour Cream and Onion Doritos commercial, if you're picky about your sour cream and onion dip, I'm you. You'll really love our la

test

flavors, so for a

snack

with great sour cream and onion flavor already in the chip, try Toledo's Sour Cream and Onion, they taste as good as they are crunchy. Mario looks terrible, they tore down the house, okay? we have we have these we have some now this is not the mario package this is not this is not even the packaging from 2012 or 2013 because in Japan they never took them away hmm so on eBay these from Japan we only paid three dollars and 25 cents for them , it's a good price now, the only thing I can read on this is Rito's.

Well, I can also read to a limited extent. It's Lee Steven Lim. I can't read fried-lay. You know a lot of English here. Now I feel at home. if it opens it will give you a nice tear now let's smell oh yeah oh yeah there's nothing wrong with actually the main smell I smell is still the corn chip and maybe that's why my friend , why they discontinued them because we know it works. Well, with regular fries, I'm going to say, oh, that's good, what could be wrong? Hmm man, this is the reason for moving to Japan, mom, and they give them to me and take them away, I think because there are so many sour cream and onion things that are disposable there. who instead are exploring new gimmicky flavors.

I feel like I could eat the whole bag right now. Yeah, I feel like I'm going to fight you because of that look. Do you know what I feel? Maybe Cool Ranch has taken their place. Because it tastes creamy and spicy, there's enough room in my particular heart for Cool Ranch and sour cream, oh yeah, in the ass, like taking a trip straight to Tokyo, so if you were rich, you'd be in America, Hell yes, absolutely. Over the years, Kool-Aid has produced many different flavors and many of them have been discontinued, including this '90s hit, Lemon Ice, let's look at it, sauce, the Kool-Aid man.

I remember this commercial that I knew was chemical, why did everyone have to have like? a mustache and bushy eyebrows is so much fun and makes me so thirsty. something is happening in my mouth called taste, yes that's happening okay so I'm full now. Your typical package will cost like 250 for 12, we have obeyed these discontinued. packets these are the real ones at night they need us for $10.50 for 10 packets so it's a little price increase we have some sugar water here now I don't know if this is safe I don't know what happens to kool-aid, you know, to over decades, I'm thinking nothing, it smells exactly like I would expect you to smell, this is already sugar water, yeah, so there are bunkers of this, you know, hidden like bomb shelters, and hurry up, I would.

Here anyway oh I love the way it looks, it looks like there's guys in the jars, not ice, it looks like lemon ice, so that's nice, you know, I wasn't allowed to drink the kool-aid. one of the things my mom just put a limit around you didn't get too much sugar, you have to iron it well, so, like watery milk, okay, so let's listen, let's smell it, it smells, it smells spicy or delete it. Yes, pick it up and drink it. What happened in your mouth right now? What is happening in my mouth? Should we call the fire department?

Should we drink more lemon ice so there is a Facebook? You said what happened to the lemon ice Kool-Aid that my friend was the best kool-aid responded and said Chris the lemon ice is not currently available but if you have the truth, if you haven't tried it, try the kool -aid of lemonade and then he responded and said yes, but it doesn't taste like the ice let me tell you that it has coulis or something, almost like I was drinking something that has poison in it, but you know what I mean in a very good way .

I do not know. I like it. I like it. the poison I think that giving this to children is giving them a taste for poison. I think you've got a minute on beakers, man. Next thing you know, they're under the cabinet. You know you don't want that cleaner. I want some cleaner. my mouth, I think you're right because this is a safety hazard, yes, if this were can rica, you would know it. Okay, we all know Altoids as the curiously strong mint, but they also had some curiously strange flavors for a while, including citrusy Altoids. Now, these were introduced in the early 2000s and discontinued in 2010.

Well, it hasn't been a decade, but there is a small movement to bring them back. There is actually a change.org petition started by Sam Willner that has 174 followers. Sam says, let me start by saying that these things were the bomb, although they destroyed your taste buds, they were sweet and spicy, not even very harmful to your health, what's more, they were the quickest pick-me-up for a sixth grader whose turtle died under Mysterious circumstances feeding the turtle is not a good idea, so now we have some. This is the funny process to get them because we paid $50 to David Cross.

David Cross was selling them on eBay and he knew he needed the cash, hey, that's what he's doing. he's not acting anymore he's just charging a lot of money for his old alt oh man okay no so these are expired in 2005 oh my god let's open them up and then you press this so it's okay it comes, okay, it's like oh no, it's fifty bucks completely melted for a big melted Altoid mass. I'm so disappointed in David Cross right now. Oh my gosh, it looks like fat that's been sucked out by liposuction, it looks like human fat like when they show you, yeah, doctors like it, you know what? a pound of human fat looks like it's here in a can of Altoids.

I'm selling them on eBay for $50. Don't tell anyone. That's why you gave us spoons. Now I understand that you give a little, you give a little, put it in. down, I got some free, see if you can get some free, man, this is $50, they better be good, David, my spoon, there you go, here's a piece that's good, yes I have an Altoid. Oh, it tastes like air freshener. Bad, oh God. God, it tastes like air freshener, something that hangs in your car and feels like hardened gum that you pulled out from under, oh, like a desk, oh man, that wasn't gum, that was in here, air freshener, do I understand why?

Did your turtle die? Oh my gosh, I feel like the jury is still out on this because there's something about him being over ten years old, kind of melted and recognized. I don't feel like I can make a judgment, but this is the best representation of citrus. All the toys we have, should you bring them back, no, no, and now let me take you back to 1993, when Crystal Pepsi existed. They had an amazing commercial that featured the Van Halen song. Right now, we'll show you. the commercial, but we've replaced the Van Halen song with a possibly even better song that we've used on our show before, yeah, thanks baby, look.

Computers can laugh now, by the way, make it clear, how refreshing, it's a big glass. right, I'm going to stop him right there, a shirtless man, I want to see more drinking a clear Pepsi, right now someone just tested the future, you're welcome, he's like a PowerPoint commercial, he really looks like the guy from the ad agency . I did a PowerPoint presentation about why I wanted to bring it back and I was like the commercial, yeah that's it, that's it, just add Van Halen, it's a lock, now we actually have it here, but they told me it's gone. in the early 90s but then it was brought back in January of this year due to a marketing fluke and then discontinued once again but we got these let's open up the clarity.

Now I remember when their slogan came out in the 90s I thought there were a lot of similar questions: Will this just taste like Pepsi but it's clear or will it taste different? Isn't it a queue anymore? It is healthy? 250 calories per 20-ounce bottle. Health studies indicated that people thought light sodas were healthier than darker sodas. Granted, studies also indicated that people don't understand well. Well, let's try it. $15 for a six-pack. All I remembered was drinking a Pepsi like it was a plain one. Regular Pepsi tastes like Pepsi with something important taken away I mean honestly I feel like it has soul, it's like a Pepsi without a soul, yeah it's like a Pepsi that's been through a really bad experience, it's like a Pepsi without conscience, well I really wanted that just for nostalgia I like you I like Pepsi you know so I like this it doesn't taste any different than Pepsi to me it's clear Cola that's true because that's what it is that's how strange it is when you know When you go to a restaurant and the fountains don't work well, you say oh, the fountains don't work, the syrups are broken, no, that doesn't have any flavor, right, this is different, it has all the flavor of Pepsi, you don't have the whole fleet. , No?

It has all the flavor, let me close my eyes and try it, take off your shirt; I probably think that's what it means that only Pepsi is fine, so I'm sure I'll do that for my case, it should stay discontinued. If you really like it, I mean, maybe I'll give you some for your birthday, so I guess we should bring it back. I don't think we should bring him back. I think you should close your eyes when you drink Pepsi. Okay, here we go. I'm not bringing it back no that's okay so the only thing we're bringing back is Doritos and they actually already exist in Japan so I don't think we've accomplished anything but I hope you enjoyed it thanks for giving like, comment and subscribe.

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