Demolition Ranch Dressing.....I Hate You All

oh hello sir, welcome to a motorcycle plus, what you're looking for today, hell y'all got some sweet pigs here, that's our specialty, they're all handpicked, the best, of the best, buddy, how much for that one black beauty, the one who is approximately 40 years old? but we've had her here for a couple of weeks so we have a little wiggle room this is everything i've ever wanted all my problems we've solved this will change my whole life all the bad thoughts i have i can feel it melting all the evil I have done in my entire life erased you accept payments well, what do you want to do?

Do you want to go through a bank or what are you thinking? I'll take it for 100 you, I've got cash in my pocket right now, I'll tell you what if you can make 38. I'll pay it all up front right here right now monkey by monkey, you have 38,000 in your pocket you said 40 sir, I meant 40 000. this is a harley davidson 2021 fat boy hardtail Flying Eagle Gold Edition you are a scammer you took me for a fool you can't change the price I want to talk to your manager sir sir sir I'm sorry I think I just got off on the wrong foot, let me, let me apologize.

In fact, I think I have a bike I can sell you today for $38. I'm listening to you so hello welcome welcome welcome to the wrecking

ranch

this is a video that you guys. We were literally asked to do it since the channel was a little baby channel Matt Demolition rant shoot

ranch

dressing

. It's going to be so much fun that we've been saying no for so long because it's ranch

dressing

, I don't know, it's just not. It doesn't seem like fun to film but I finally gave in and today we're filming ranch dressing for the people who have been asking for seven years we're going to film we're going to film ranch dressing but I didn't think it was going to be such an exciting video so I wanted to kick it up a notch a little. reach, so this episode is actually sponsored by Caldwell Shooting Supplies.

Come here, look at this, we have a bunch of new goals. These yellow targets are obviously new, so there are a lot of ipsick targets and one third ipsec and two thirds hipstik targets. We have some coffin targets, some octagon targets, hex and octagon targets. Well, we have some of those too. Also, this episode is sponsored by Crimson Trace because it is owned. by the same parent company and we have some interesting stuff on the crimson trade that you'll see in the next few videos, let's shoot some targets and then we'll move on to the damn ranch video.

We also have a chronograph that you guys I've been asking for forever, so let's do that first, we'll shoot a couple of bullets so the chronographs measure the speed of the bullets, so you shoot them right over here and it measures the time difference of here to here and then we can calculate the velocity, so we'll shoot two equal bullets through two barrels of different lengths and see if the second one really is faster, that's what I've been telling everyone forever, if it's a shorter barrel, it will go slower, it's a the barrel goes faster if it's a shorter barrel it goes slower it's a longer barrel it goes faster let's test it make sure I've been lying to you all these years 357 magnum this box says that it should be 1471 feet per second so We're going to shoot with this colt python which has a short barrel so it may be a little bit slower and then we'll switch to a long barrel and see if it's faster 1237 feet per second.

Now we will fire rifle three. to seven magnum the exact same bullet, but the barrel is twice as long, it has a 16 inch barrel compared to an eight inch barrel and we have a crimson trace here, a little flashlight with a remote switch, so now we can see all our goals. Alright, this should go faster, we have our tactical lever action here 15 49. So we hit about 300 feet per second just by doubling the length of our barrel. I wasn't lying to you all these years. Glock 17 l nine millimeters, let's see. If these lenses work well, those little ones, I'm a little nervous because they're so small, man, that was cool.

I like to hit a small thing. I feel like I have hiccups 45 around here. I really like having a lot of goals. in our range we have contacts oh no, those little ones oh me as hickok I haven't said that but it seems like a hiccup like there are so many tarts that I forgot to shoot them for a second oh no oh these are complicated oh that one is so slow oh the little one another little one oh even I shuddered we're out that's cool check it out these are cool I actually didn't think they were going to be as confusing as they are but as at the moment it's It's a little tricky but we got pretty good center shots when I was trying to go fast.

Well, let's get to this video now and record a ranch. What a stupid video. This is everyone's fault. Well, we have 3,000 gallons of ranch dressing here, but I want you to know that we went ahead and splurged on Hidden Valley ranch dressing, this is the original ranch dressing, we didn't get any cheap imitations, we got Hidden Valley ranch dressing and we got cubes of it. I think it was like uh, I think it's like 90 gallons or 400,000 gallons or something like that I don't remember, but we're going to go ahead and shoot wrecking ranch style. 22 said we're filming a damn ranch dress, this is the silliest. video ever, but you guys won't stop talking about it, so here we are, 22 long rifle, I think it'll go through three and stop on the fourth, oh I'm too close, oh, gross, it's actually not bad, it's okay, there's our hit, one, two, three, uh.

I passed by three and did not enter the fourth. What I said was close. I guess I'm not really looking forward to this video getting bigger and bigger, but let's do it, this is going to be disgusting, oh I regret my life choices. today is fine, you know, the crazy thing about this is that shot that was a hollow point and that's why it hit us so hard because it went in here it exploded it lost most of its energy it came out from behind it came in here but this one didn't explode, I don't think, oh no, it did, so it just didn't happen very quickly.

I don't know, there's a hole there and a hole there, but there's only a hole in the third one. I

hate

you guys. Like I really

hate

you guys, I was right there and you can see the ranch dressing traveling on the ground over here, it got in my ak, my beautiful golden ak, this is a new camera system right here, it got, I'm freaking out . This is my 40 year old colt python and I'm handling it right now with sticky hands from the ranch. I was thinking we could back out, but let's screw it up, send it ah 357 magnum.

I'm really worried about this because it's going so fast and that's okay why are we here? Why are we here ready for battle? Okay, so we have the Kel-tec p-50, this is a five seven, so it's very fast but very small, so I hope it doesn't. I really like scratching myself, but I have my shield on just in case, okay, oh here we go, oh man, this is a disgusting shot, it wasn't that bad, it was okay, it just shot straight up in the air, it went through the first place broken. this and he shot up in the air and then he came back down uh bigger gun oh it's dripping from the tree there's a ranch on the tree yeah it just dripped down from the tree uh I think I'm having an allergic reaction to the ranch I think that's it something that makes me red like when the ranch touched me like I have hives going down my arm, send it, let's go five five six out of this galil, it's going very fast, obviously, it's a rifle, oh, it's going to be disgusting. oh I can't aim because I have the box on my head, why when I use the box doesn't anything come towards me?

Everything went off the ranch dressing asmr, we're trying to enjoy the moment, okay, I don't know something gross. It happened that we are going to get a bigger round, the gold Ak-47 previously covered in the ranch, we clean it although it is ready to rock. The Ak-47s fire a very large round, the 762 for 39, I can't see anything, a lot of energy. lots of massive flying down the ranch dressing well, gotta put my helmet on, here we go oh my gosh I can't see the sights because my helmet is in the way of the fire, right when I put my helmet on I get one. a drop of ranch and when I don't he just hits me in the face with smaller rounds okay this is kind of interesting we saw it I think in the pudding video too the first one has a really big exit wound , but the first one stays on the table while the second explodes off the table apparently more and more explosions happened anyway and the ranch went everywhere and uh, I'm not using the box and I just have the feeling that the that I used the box no I don't spray and this one is just going to spray.

I only have to shoot at 50 bmg. I can't even look at all these glasses anymore because they're greasy with ranch all over them. Well, this is a beautiful new model. Full Metal Jacket 50 bmg from the Barrett M82 and let's see how many bottles of Ranch it goes through because I don't even know, I don't know why we're doing this, it's stupid, it's a really dumb idea. okay barrett 50 cal vs ranch let's do it omg where did the gopro go? That's our new table, it's just covered and stuff, that's the first ranch that we filmed in this place that we moved from just because there was no The steel behind it didn't want to have bounces of that 50. um, so this whole ranch in the ground is just from that shot and we were here so you can see it backed up a little bit towards where we were. a little bit sprinkled on me, but nothing bad, but on the sides and those bottles over there are 50 cal over there, this bottle over here is gone, man, it's gone all the way here, it's spraying ranch dressing, all I want to say is I have a salad here guys, we're ready, I'm not going to do that.

Thank you so much for watching this episode of Demolition Ranch. I love you, I hate you guys, I'll see you next time, ah, it's pretty simple, there's only one. rule in

demolition

don't tell the mayor I'm allergic to making awesome content