Demolition Ranch and Cleetus McFarland... Merica!!!

Drink it buddy, welcome to leave the

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, today is a very exciting day. In fact, I'm heading to Houston first, we had a basketball game this morning. Lincoln played, he's amazing, and now I'm headed to Houston, Texas, which I think is like a three. An hour drive from where I am and I'm going to pick up Burke on the way because he's my car buddy and we're going to go do some car stuff in Houston and I've wanted to do this for a long time, there's a big event that I go to. I wanted to go but I've never done it and it's usually because I don't realize it's happening until the weekend it happens out of time but it's a cletus on cars so Cletus McFarland is a great YouTube channel that I've seen for a long time and we were actually talking recently and he said, "Hey, we're going to Houston, you should come," and I was like that sounds amazing.

I always wanted to do it. go to one of these, so what they do is just a lot of southern nonsense, it's a lot of exhaustion races and drag races, so I went ahead and put on my most A

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n hoodie, thanks Granger and I'm in. my most A

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n truck, Earl, and we headed there. In fact, I'm driving Earl there as a test for those who don't know that Earl is my 4th generation Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins turbo diesel, so I've never taken Earl on a road trip before and in a couple more days I have to taking oral on a very long road trip so this is the first test leg it's a three hour trip without carrying a heavy load in a few days then I have about five and a half hour trip with the trailer empty and then others five and a half hours back with the trailer loaded.

I'll have to show it to you in a few days in case it doesn't happen, I don't want to spoil it. yet, but we're going to pick something up a little far away, so I need to make sure Earl is good and roadworthy. We drive them around town all the time. I use this truck all the time to haul trailers that pull heavy loads, but I have never taken it very far, so today is the first time Earl has pulled up to Bucky, we have a weird garbage noise, your plastic there, oh yeah, that'll do it, oh man this is just going around, I should probably lose a little more of that or it'll go away. keep the junk, know what the other side looks like, what's that supposed to hold on the inside, this has been removed before because I remember when I put this bumper on all this tape I was here holding it to the old bumper and I thought it was weird . and I just left it off, but apparently the wind is blowing it and whipped it on the passenger wheel.

Thank goodness we have this toolbox in this toolbox and a new razor blade. I'm going to cut that thing off. We actually found a hole. where the fasteners are supposed to go, so I'm going to use some zip ties where those fasteners are supposed to be and I think we can make it work well, so right here there was supposed to be a fastener that held this thing. I've got zip ties going around there now and I don't think it's going to blow up on our tire now Berks works on the other side there how's that going well?

This is my favorite part of the truck. I already had some zip ties. We didn't even put this up. there and I was already there and it's taken some hits here, although in theory you won't anymore because this is below that and, but man, look that hit almost ruined it, but it didn't leak, so still, the good ones Ads are much better, yes, that's good. Same here, whoever redid this at some point didn't put our fasteners back in there, okay we lost a little piece but that's just a weight reduction, now we'll get better gas mileage and our little rig will run fine on the road we were on. standing in line in my truck for an hour just trying to get here much bigger than I anticipated.

I'm getting excited, there's engines everywhere, he's bound to vote, tearing down the racetrack, check this out, whose hat is it, hey, what's your name, baby, we're on. Now I'm going to burnout in the clickbait police cruiser, so I'll jump in there with him and we'll smoke some tires. I like it. Do you think you can force people to do it? Oh yeah, what's your name Rolly Bronson? Good guy, he looks good and you know that today he's going to be wearing a PFI shirt or a Cletus, maybe they're all dirty and some of your others are grading all of this.

Do this right, although I don't like smoke, so you know, the points for a total of 30 are based on the smoke around, if the smoke is high volume and consistent, they usually don't have to stop and look, and they. We're competing for first place $3700, third place $500, okay, I don't know if you notice, but those jet cars, one of them, was going 280 something miles an hour in five seconds, great, now they're lining up to a quarter mile

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derby. I have no idea what that means, but my imagination is coming up with something pretty fast and those things are crazy, totally crazy, the yellow and the ozone, about two hundred and eighty-something miles per hour, the

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derby, the quarter mile, but is that just getting sillier? man this is so much better than actual drag racing so I'm not sure what the purpose is but I love it.

I haven't figured out how to win. I'm still not sure the point of this, but I know the Humvee would dominate. I think I definitely won. Still I know the official rules, but I think the rules are that you have to play and then try to win. Oh, maybe they're not right, other rules. Hey, they've upped the ante, now there are races at once, there are six races. I even noticed that they rolled the car. I even saw that he just gave a thumbs up. It's very good, everyone who is still alive. This is the greatest drag race of all time.

I don't even care one. I'm here with mr. Cletus himself, can I come back? Yes, you can, I bring a car. Yes, the militia too. I need your help. We have to find a car. Which are the requirements? It has to be able to burst tires, practically the only part of the car. blow out some tires thanks for having me here. I would love to see you as you know. I love you even before I had a YouTube channel, so seeing you here is used, but seeing you go out and do it for now. I want to be like I'm going to hit the wall, I'm going to blow out tires and I'm going to set something on fire.

I'll hold you to that, yeah, woman, like a machine, like, yeah, a machine gun there, sure, oh, thank you, add me. man, I appreciate it was Cletus and the cars. I'm kicking beer cans. I'm going to link his channel: Cletus MacFarlane's YouTube channel in the description below and thanks to all the guys Masada is super awesome and the burnout bug and I need to buy a car other than my zr1 because I don't want to wreck Missy or anyone, but I want to buy a car very similar to that that I can do some nasty burnouts in and come here and have fun, so comment below. what you think we only have thanks for taking care of the wrench I love you and I'll see you next time oh hey shut up down there