DAYLIGHT ROBBERY | Sneak Thief #1

For the ladies in the morning, my name is Jack SE and welcome to a game called Sneak Thief which I assume will be something like The Very Organized Thief. I have no idea if the screenshots looked funny, it looks like it could be really broken, who knows, let's jump in and have some fun, selection, okay, walkthroughs, more levels coming soon, warning, this is an early version of the game and everything is subject to change, okay, press the space bar to jump, okay, something every

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in the world needs controllers. to duck options something another

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needs ah flashlight Sprint pick up the gold bars oh yeah, these look like bits of KitKat though but that's okay, oh Jesus, oh God, I didn't know I could kill people, okay?

The darkness consumes you. Damn okay, this is going to be amazing, oh I can't wait, that was great, uh, home invasion, let's do it, this time let's rob a house instead of just following a tutorial. Let's load, it says you're loading. Come on. load load FAS here we go, okay, oh Mother of God, are we okay? I also like that the mouse doesn't stay on the screen, that's lovely, okay, it's locked, like all doors in a house should be, why would you walk into a house waiting? It should be unlocked anyway, that's just stupid, why would you go to the garage door expecting to be able to open it?

I can't open it with my hands. You have to open it with a door. Are you open and closed? Okay, sounds safe. Like houses sound like a pound, wait, what is this? oo, what are you? Zer, what's okay, so the first one I press is 0 0 the next one I press is 32 so one one two 3 one two here we go, the next one I press is 2 1 one two 1 uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh uhoh what do I do is baale bail get out of here run oh God it's the Poo oh it's the people are home hello um I was just here to check your pipes nothing bad has happened what the Jesus Christ I know if someone breaks into your house you should be able to shoot them or something but I I didn't actually go into the house.

I didn't even get up. Oh, you, okay, okay, I see how it is, so 32 was right, why? It wasn't 2 one right oh because these are zero one two one here we go and then one two then one one two nailed it's everything is open can I go into the house now it's still closed oh wait what did I do right you? oh, maybe I had to press 0 first, okay, here we go, we have the green one, yes, now the door is open, oh like that, oh open, it tells me that this is almost exactly the same house from The Very Organized Thief ooh , what can we steal, take a golden skull? take a trophy um, I'll take everything, where did I put that TV?

In Herm's bag, what else do I take, take this is a sick room. I would love a room like this in my house, some surround sound, a big giant projector. screen oh, that would be so nice take a vase take grandma's ashes let's go out and sprinkle them on the ground take a bottle of wine what is that thing that's so disgusting? I should take that off your hands so you don't do it you don't have it in your house anymore, here, take everything, take the gold V, you have a lot of gold in your house, you're just asking for someone to steal from you, can I steal beer, steal Monster Energy, no, I can't steal anything, huh, right?

I want to steal microwave pizzas. How do I look like some kind of broke guy? I have a lot of money. I have all the money stealing things from these people. I'm closing all the doors and leaving no trace of it. I was ever here sh hush right what's upstairs okay okay listen damn this is a nice house I don't want to steal anything from here white words that's racist take bank documents okay sweet take a tablet also take a relaxing pill take a television bank documents just bank documents and televisions lying everywhere here sick sick nearby like a thief in the night no one will ever know I was here someone's house someone's house oh, get in the bathroom and think about life's decisions oh, I should have gone to college oh, I wouldn't have had to steal things if I had, is it getting close?

Are you going to enter directly? Can I just leave and go down to my car? I'm just leaving, it's okay, he's walking, he knows there's someone here why not, I closed the front door, don't come in, I don't know where he is, it seems like he's right outside, he was, I left, I left, I left, we See you later, see you, you need 50 grand before you. leave what can I just steal his car crazy crazy okay okay okay I can come back this way he's not here yet he's up there's nothing left to steal down here what am I supposed to do oh take the paintings is he there? there he is there he is there he is there ah ah they shoot me in the chest okay steal everything steal everything steal take the mouse I need 50 grand before I can leave What is this?

He doesn't even have 50 grand at his house, okay, can I throw boxes at him? I need some kind of self-defense. Christ, I'm going to get out of this, I'm going to get out of this though, oh, pretty, pretty, oh God, I thought I had those Golds, they're just gold bars lying around because why not the diamond ring? Come on, yes, more than 50 Grand. I have more than 50 Grand. on things. Where is the? all your diamond ring and your gold bars that you happen to have lying around like the Prince of Arabia, um, okay, bank, let's bank, this game is fun, it's as hilarious as it is obtuse, that makes it really fun, do I have A shadow?

I don't have a shadow Damn, there's a police officer right here support officer Hey, how's it going? It doesn't look like you have a beard, it looks like you put cream on your face and then just wet your chin. The same goes for your head. Do you like my car? You like my? Do you like my whip? No, it's okay, I'm just going to sit and wait for the bus. Do you know when five o'clock comes? It could be waiting. Here for a while buddy, I'm going to steal this. I'm going to walk my dog ​​dog, but sir, you don't have a dog, I can have a dog if I want, there's a police officer there too, um, I don't want to. have the gun in my hand I can drop it oh oh he had a shotgun that's not fair it's probably incredibly fair because police but come on I can hide the gun I want to be able to get oh there's no gun anymore um open this oo what it is this?

Pick up the weapon. We are making progress. Do I have an accomplice somewhere? Hey, I'm on the roof. It feels like I have an accomplice somewhere who's been planting guns and everything for me. Enter the password. I do not do it. I don't know, excuse me, this is a

robbery

, oh God, I'm a bad thief, Norman County Bank, more like a Norman County handjob, hello, nice shoes, Cindy, nice to meet you, hello, what's up? happened to your head what, oh what happened to your eyes and your head oh something's not right Susie Cindy whatever I called you okay I'll close the door it's just good ethics hello is this a bank or Is it a prison where you like to talk throughout class?

I'm just going to pretend I work here dum de dum dum Bank Stuff Bank Stuff I'm doing Bank Stuff Look, I work here Can I take all the money? Okay, I don't want to drink anything yet. I need to incapacitate all the police Rons, how? I do that, there are no cameras around or anything, uh, I take bank documents, yeah, I have no idea how I'm going to get out of this bank. I don't know how, oh, Bond lies and cares about dogs, okay, I'll take a picture of this. my phone and then come on this will help me watch and uh it would help if they were on the screen so like I'm stealing all this in this room in the can I take the chair I mean I'm taking paintings and televisions and All I don't see is why I couldn't take chairs is like coming out with big paint sticking out of your back pocket okay if I take those bank documents are you going to shoot?

Me in the face hole again sir, he's like on the ground I'm sorry, he's okay, uh, sure, let's see if we can do it. I can't do that again. I want to see if I can take it. He doesn't suspect anything, oh. M Stacks um I'm taking this to save you idiots right I need to prove something how much do I really need to escape? You don't see anything, that bus is coming yet, no, it takes 500,000, how is that? A whole bench, oh man, okay, gotta do it. do this then to get in here do that nice oh they're giving me a shotgun oh don't tempt me with the sweet seductress of death oh I want it oh I want it so much H I have four tries okay, I'm going to take this I'm taking it, I'm taking it okay, you know what we're going to do, let's do some work, ah, what a son of a bitch, fart, mom, that sucks, okay, at least I know what I'm doing this time. sons of bastards hey Cindy, what's up?

Okay, I'm going to come in here and steal everything from you. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. A midnight man stealing from you. It's a great day today, isn't it, sir? Papa Man, yes, birds sing, birds fly, lots of things about birds, that's what real humans talk about, right? Don't they realize there's a ladder hanging back there? No, okay, I mean, I don't want to draw attention to it and teach you how to do your job, but if you want to let go as much as you want, then go ahead because I'm not going to stop you.

I was hoping my shotgun would do it, but apparently it's a piece of kaka poop, so I can't. F I can use that, how is this here? Oh, it's nice. I will do it brother. I will if you don't let me take all the money. I'm jumping off this building, I'm pretty sure I can probably do it. jump and survive anyway because it seems like the kind of game that's right, what kind of password we have four tries and we have at least 56 passwords, so Bond lies, just screams every time one of these sounds good, okay, just yell at your screen every time one of these sounds good Bond lies cars back dogs back dogs oh okay um D that's how you spell dogs o g s not okay you're wrong Damn man um Cash from the bank, I'll put it in the bank, so that would be reason why the bank password would be Bank oh, I almost got it right, that means it's banned, no, oh, back, oh, I like this, where's my DOT?

Give me all your money and all your siake oh, Albera and I are going to have such a good night, I haven't been able to go out in a long time, oh, Albera's been craving some Big Macs, she's going to get them, right?, oh , why wouldn't you have watches lying around? That's what I like about watches, do I have it? Enough I still don't believe it, that has nothing in it, open one of them and there is a police officer inside with a gun as if you had chosen the wrong drawer. The boy shoots you in the face.

I would love for that to happen. Now they hit me. a drawer, okay, I guess we're going this way, so, oh, oh, come on, there's nothing in these, close these top sons again, I'm trapped, I'm trapped, I'm trapped, there we go, Jesus, I was trapped on a wall or whatever. the one I was trapped in I have no nice idea I must have Dam's arms from Street Fighter so I can cross the room like this and get all the stuff there is nothing in any of these I don't have the amount of money I need to escape and get Alberta out Do you think Alberta is some kind of stingy lady?

Alberta doesn't like having cash splashed on her like she literally likes having cash dumped in a bathtub. I mean, it has to be that way. small bills I can't just throw gold bars at her that will break her face she already had reconstructive surgery okay well I guess I'll get out of here with everything can I shoot the policeman and steal her teeth? It's worth a lot, I know for a fact, it's okay, I'm not the vault open and no one questions it, it's just not really enough to escape, it's okay, no fall damage, that's great, elegant and sour sweet, just leave. to go to my car and check the tire pressure, uh, I did it, hooray for Jack, I stole a ton, Alberta and I are not only going to McDonald's to buy Happy Meals, I might even take her to Subway, I might even buy a boat and put mine.

Tiki barar on it and serve Big Macs, have you ever had a tiki barar that has Big Macs? No, now Albertha and Jack will be together forever anyway, it was fun. I might go back and try some of the other levels, what else do we have? Yacht, I told you, Alberta and I on our yacht, the mansion and the diamond heist, yeah, I could go back and do another episode of those because this game is fun anyway. Thank you all so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, slap that ass. in the face like Bera and on top of Road, thanks guys, now we'll see you all.

The voice action is pretty fun because it's like, what is this Deja Vu? It's like they're not going to react any stronger, so the lights go out. Not where the name Alberta comes from. Why was I thinking about that? I had never heard that name before in my life. I had never met anyone named Albera.