David Spade Thought Ellen Was Justin Bieber at Her Birthday Party

First of all, yes sir, we have known each other for a long time and what we have is Helen or Ellen Ellen, it is Ellen to me. I told someone I just sent to come back. First I wanted to tell the crowd. I probably won't hear about your

birthday

party

. Everyone's been talking about it. I got a Fallout invite, which is cool. I went there. I had a show that night. Nirvan, you did it. Our show went up to the end. Cool kid syndrome. No. I don't know how I do it, but I got there and I didn't know there was a Church cover in the first place, but it was cool because I saw there was a lot of stuff inside and now I understand. 50 seemed high to me, but $50 is not.

Which to me is like $45, so I paid, that was fine. Oh, celebrities, Ellen Louise, okay, she was a human. Elena Ellen. I went in there and they were really packed in there like sardines. They were everywhere. I saw them and bothered them all. like you know oh yeah I really get into his grill and never have anything to say he's a real asian with no verses I come up and just have a lava they don't know what's going on. I saw that Aniston was talking to Kris Jenner. right away and the funny thing about Kris Jenner was that Kim was around, you know, and Kardashian and her, I think she was kind of chilling.

Kris Jenner didn't want to leave and I was thinking, what if my mom was at the same

party

as me when I was a kid and I could be so crazy because Kim was like let's go and she's like 10 more minutes, it's like mom was waiting in the car, then that's me. I said wait in the car, so I got in. I saw Adele. I talked about that. In this show she was lovely of course for a lot of people to mention her, I mean I was surprised, I remembered there was some music towards the end of a medley, it was like Reese got up and all these great singers were pink ​​​​And Melissa Etheridge and me too.

I was looking to look and there was one of your rapper friends and then there was Jennifer Lawrence, so I came like a weasel in French Montana, yeah, yeah, so I keep going, hey, like I was trying to look and then he pulled out some marijuana medicinal. oh no and I'm a big doobie rolled up oh and now you're talking about Diddy oh yeah he got hit you know I know all the lingo he took uh you know take it out and then he was in the middle and then he looks at me like uh and I say, yeah, yeah, because I don't want to be like a narc, you know, I want to, so I say, hey man, pass it on to understand it and then and of course.

I think I think it's the biggest thing and I cough up maybe 40 minutes like the stupid cheesy classic shouldn't be in a movie, oh no, I think and then I throw it back and say, hey, you know, nice batch or whatever . I don't know what to say, I'm trying to be cool, I go, it's that North Slope Ashe, Hawaiian, Vietnamese, purple-haired one that was the last one I had in high school, so I threw her in there, didn't ring any bells and then I was . like, everything's fine for a second and then I realized, oh boy, it was like you know those nuclear movies where everything flattens out like that is half the realism, my brain just fell apart and I

thought

, oh, they changed the song, Oh no. they didn't and then I went, I was starting this space from there, you know, because I was in a half coma, things are moving, I was in some kind of matrix, so I went up, hey, I have to take off and so I was wrong and then I saw Oprah and then I went, I should talk to Oprah, this is the new guy now, okay, now I don't care, I was nervous before now like in a straight line and then the little embers of my brain that we're still alive, no, abort, abort, I want to film at the last second, like ways, get off here, she's like the weekend.

I passed and didn't really bother anyone else. I think DiCaprio got away with one fist bump and the rest. Now it was a bit like hexagonal at this point like a kaleidoscope. I

thought

about going to the exit to get me out of here, so I got in the elevator and there it was lit up like Ralph's, it's so bright, you know what? I mean it's like the produce section like a gimmick and then you get out, you go to my car, you slide out, my driver goes, okay, I don't go at all and I think I got home, I don't remember going home and I'm still in the same suit I saw.

You're okay, to be fair I thought you were Justin Bieber for the first half hour but you're not, you just look cool but you know when you're the belle of the ball this is the main attraction so I feel like even some of these types of celebrities. I know I don't want a mistake because everyone is talking so you don't. I don't want to get between you and Bradley Cooper or something. You know, hey, can I steal from you? So I like The Bachelor, so I just left you alone, but it never changed, but it was a lot of fun.

Those things are that I see people, I never see you and I have never seen them. I really only rarely throw a party, not even every year for my

birthday

, and that was something like that. party to end all parties, but I saw you at the bar, yeah, and I thought I was going to go to you and I couldn't, there's nothing, I mean, I was just out, yeah and I was already drunk because it was at night, yes, so I already came in a little bit hot, a lot of people did it, yes, a lot of people were suffering, the next night we didn't make it to that photo station because you didn't do it right, the photo booth was so fun, everyone took advantage of it , everyone cried like Olivia Munn just waited for someone to get Olivia Munn and got into a lot of things, a little bit of a Flat Stanley situation, yeah, she was like one with Olivia and they were great, but everyone.

It's very nice there are people you don't see, you know, it's like the Oscars, I need to see people you never see in real life and how wonderful, although it was great, we have to take a break and I want to talk about it. we really have known each other for a long time we have things to talk about 100% maybe hi, I'm Andy Allen and he asked me to remind you to subscribe to his channel so you can see more awesome videos, like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things . like a ball peen hammer and also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities if you're into that kind of thing.