David Letterman Answers Ellen’s 'Burning Questions' - EXTENDED

For every question you answer honestly, and I'll be the judge of that, our friends at Shutterfly will donate $1,000. Hmm. OK. I... You will answer the question and then get it right for no apparent reason. OK. Who was your first love? A girl named Susie Franks. How old were you? I was in eighth grade. Have you seen her since then? No, I've talked to her since then. Oh, do you have it? Yeah, but she was... yeah, she... you know, I... I was an idiot... can you say that? Yes. --that I ruined it. I...I loved her all through high school and...You know, she did well for me.

Yes. But yes, Susie... Susie Franks. Alright. And she grew up to be a teacher. She lives on Cape Cod and has... I think she actually has a son named David. Oh. Yes. I'll leave that alone. That? What do you mean? There's... there's nothing that... I'm just saying, it's just... You're saying what? You're not saying anything. It's interesting that she obviously still has feelings for you that she... No, she didn't have feelings for me. She named her son David. Well, she has two other children. I don't know what they are called and I don't care. She is fine.

Alright. I'm over it. What... what's the most rebellious thing you did when you were a teenager? This is so stupid. One day senior year, my friends and I took our skateboards and skipped school. The only time... do you know what it means to miss school? Nobody goes to school anymore anyway. We left. We take off. We got in the guy's car and went up to the highest point in central Indiana, where the grave of James Whitcomb Riley is, who is an Indiana poet, and it's the highest point in this Crown Hill cemetery. We took our skateboards to his grave and skated them all afternoon from his grave to... across the other graves.

He's not that rebellious. Well, and of course we were vaping marijuana. It's too late to embellish it. I'm sorry. Besides your face, what... Well, what about you? What is the most rebellious thing you did? I didn't... I was a pretty good teenager. I think my mother will attest to that. I didn't... I didn't do anything rebellious. I think one time I left and I wasn't supposed to leave because I was sick or something. And I didn't get home until late, and that made her worry about me. MMM. I think that's the only thing I did. MMM.

Well, that's like Crips and Bloods. It is not like this? Yes. I was a good boy. Besides your face, what part of your body do you look at most in the mirror? Well, you know, my nose... oh, my face is on my... part of my body in the mirror. Oh, periodically... I'll tell you what, when you get to my age, you get things on your skin. You have to be careful, especially here in California. And they've taken more things from me than the discount table at Ralph's. That's why I'm always looking for skin problems. OK. So you check everything all the time.

You bet. You have a dermatologist, right? Yes. Yes. I don't even know where... Oh, tell us a lie you told recently. Oh, said the hotel boy, so you're leaving? And I said, yes. I'll do it, damn it! You don't have to do everything. What was your favorite job before devoting yourself to show business? Working at the Atlas Supermarket, packing groceries, every day after school. I loved. The owner of the place was Sid Mauer. He was like another father to me. My friends and I worked there stacking canned goods. And every weekend, we would steal beer and go out and drink it.

And that was the only... a great experience for me for four years. Oh. Yes. That's rebellious too. That could count for the other category. That's really good. Yes that's fine. My... What's the point of the bell? Has no sense. That... my favorite job when I was 15 or 16, I worked at a car wash. And I was the person who, when the car went through the car wash, I would go in and take it out and clean the whole interior and Armor All, and I would get a tip. So I wish I could drive cars... Great. --just to-- That Armor Everything is-- Tell us-- --just horrible.

It is. It really is too much. It's just greasy and... I know. --you just can't take it off. Well, I didn't know. Tell us something you do that drives you crazy: your family. Uh, err, uh, oh, brother. That's a pretty long list. I... try... my son... my son always tries to hit me. Um... That drives me crazy. And then I try to make him dance. Oh yeah? Yes. Is he a good dancer? No. This is your answer to 90% of everything, absolutely not. Alright. If you had the opportunity to interview President Trump again, what question would you ask him?

You know, I met President Trump. I am disappointed in his administration. I would tell him... I would tell him: Don, why are you such an idiot? When something you love... How many more of these are we making? Alright. Last one, what is something you love that everyone hates? Do you want to say something more than this? Everyone loves this game. Oh no. I love this game too. What do I love and what does everyone hate? Oh, peanut butter and Worcestershire sandwiches. Well, you are right on that. Shutterfly likes to help charities like Habitat for Humanity. They want to round up their total to $20,000.

Oh! $20,000. Wow, thank you very much. By Habitat for Humanity. The giant check. Watch this. It's the giant check. Thank you! The new season of My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman will arrive this spring on Netflix. We'll be right back.