Creeps, Freaks and Other Craziest Client Stories | Tattoo Artists React

At what point did this guy pee his pants while getting a

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? That's a look that's kind of memorable. I was like

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ing them, I got up after I was done and there was like water on the floor and I looked and this guy's pants were all wet so it was like you just peed your pants and then he looks at me like I'm weird for asking him which is like a guy like you don't pee your pants are you tattooed? Oh, that's a good one. I was rolling, man. Sorry, haha, in the mood, you know, huh, the man came in, I said, let's dance, the faster they pass out so they don't know what happened, he retired and came to the shower three days after his hip got tired, so it wasn't fresh. he'll be reborn and I'm ready to get tattoos, but first two, first one, since I'm sure what you want and he said having a Santa on my butt cool and Santa clutching a Budweiser at a Rudolph's drinking theater, sure and like you can.

I see that older people's skin is a little more elastic, so he was sitting like this and my face is brighter because he is a puddle here in the middle and I told him there is no mistake this time when you want to go to the bathroom or so just you. You should let me know, stick your face up my ass for three hours precious, she's sitting there. I have a tattoo on her back and she stops me like, hey she, I need a minute. She grabs my trash can and stops it, just shoves it in as hard as anyone who's been drinking it all.

Damn night, you know, she wipes her face off, slides it back and says, okay, let's do this. I have been farted many times. Is it that weird? It's natural. I don't know, he came to see me and he wanted the dirtiest bathroom in the world, so I had to do it. like putting feces smeared on the side and things like written on the wall behind it, I remember what was written there, but there was a Venus flytrap coming out because I have a very capricious notion of what is disgusting and dirty and I guess like a plant.

Coming over and just giving you a little kiss on the butt would be pretty messy while you're in the bathroom. I plug in my machine. I start tattooing and she says she won't sit still. I am like love. you have to stay still for the five minute exhale, so she was great, so she was jumping all the time and I was like, wide, like it hurts so much and she says no, she says no, no, I'm like, do you? is that so? like tickling her, she was like no, no, so I'm like, relax, oh, I found out she was having orgasms all the time.

I was sad with her like my seat was wet like all kinds of things. It was weird, it was weird. I'm just I liked it and I couldn't finish the tattoo because she wouldn't sit still, but she definitely finished it. You know, I have an

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one about a girl who was in a chair getting her boyfriend's name tattooed on her, but the girl didn't do it. I didn't know it was her boyfriend so the big girl came in, she joked with her little butt in the chair while she got a tattoo, don't get

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people's boyfriends name tattooed, me and a girl came in, the girl was the one getting the tattoo . the tattoo was super back and forth, she didn't have the best looking so he wasn't one hundred percent sure he wanted to touch her even with gloves on, but she was there to catch the guy who was with the name on the shoulder of her arm wherever . she wanted it, it was going to end there except she didn't turn off her location for her real boyfriend and then he came there and tried to fight her and the guy and then I had to turn off all three of them but this wasn't in my store, this was in my old store, but it was stupid, it was like a 45 minute situation where a car was going back and forth locking themselves in the bathroom, the only guy that came banging on the door and then, like me, arrested the door was opened so she could enter the house it was like quite a spectacle like the crowd was drug addicts story did you ever hear wild my tattooed this I guess old biker

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of mine pretty cool guy a little intimidating definitely like rough around the edges he He has an ex-wife's name tattooed on the back of his neck and he wants to have the classic void seal on it and I was like, I'm usually like this, but I've never done this and I'm like, this is too cool to pass up, so I had to get the tattoo on his neck and I was like, yeah man, so what's the story between you and whatever his name is?

Yeah, and he's like she died and I was like, wow, I won't ask you anymore. Questions for the rest of this attitude. I think it was like my first night being able to tattoo with no one else there and there was a softball crowd that came in and you know they were women playing softball so I'll just leave it at one of them was getting tattooed and she, you know, the same thing he said, hey, I need you to know that I have to take care of this. She was getting a phone call, she went out and then she was gone for a while and I went.

I went outside and I heard screaming and everything and she was actually like fighting with her ex-girlfriend on the street with this half-done tattoo and they were like, "I was like, what are you doing?" and she said, "No, it's okay." I'll be back in a second and she walks in and she's all scratched up, she says she's fine, she wouldn't go on, yeah, she was definitely at the beginning of my career. She was tattooing this guy's chest and before I tattooed it, I actually put the stencil on. on him and then we're like standing face to face of course so I'm putting the stencil on him and he's probably 18 and he says after I put the stencil on he gave me weird googly eyes or something and he was like can I ? kiss you, so it's like, no, no, I didn't, no, no, that was a no, he was filming a movie because it's like the Sundance debut with a GoPro right when he was about to start the presentations, he liked it, the battery ran out and he.

He had a panic attack and he says we can't start, we cows, like I hate you like I need to do these tattoos so you can leave me, so he stood up, come in, he must be about 50 or 60, he must forget of the handlebar mustache and the mohawk. and he wants to have his dead ex-girlfriend's portrait on his butt, so I have to do it and it's like a little real photo from the 80s, like a big hair, so I can tattoo this guy's butt and then he comes back later , as I believe. like the next day, super weird, he says I'm a nudist, so I'm totally okay with this.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this because I'm 17 years old. He returned to the network the next day. to give me a $20 tip and then he bought me lunch and I said, "I'm staying home today. You should have had that crunch. I'm not trying to give that guy breakfast. I don't care when you have the parents." that's like, oh, can I take a picture of you pretending to sit in front of my son like he's Santa Claus? Oh, you got those, oh God, I made them sit there and put the kid in the chair and then the kid looks at me. okay and then the girl started screaming and crying and I said she wasn't doing anything and the parents said shut up, I have to take a picture of this.

She walked into the store and she had Britney Spears' outfit on. The song hit me, baby, once again. She had pigtails and the schoolgirl outfit, but she's like 48 and then she's like, "Oh, honey, you got a tattoo and I caught you like a scorpion there and she was like the next guy that something she wanted to sting." He wanted his son's name from his armpit to his hip, like his underwear line, and I was like, dude, this is really big, are you sure he's like, yeah, I have a lot of tattoos, I'm good at five minutes and he just started screaming? loud that one of the neighbors called the police because he thought someone was getting hurt, he was about 6 feet tall.

I mean, most of the people who have passed out were really big, no offense, okay, so I had like a couple that came in I thought they were a couple, but one was a dominatrix and then there was the guy who was like his submissive, so he was tattooing his and he wanted property of and then the right woman's name and so on, everything. all the way around me and he was a very buff guy and then at the end you know she was like I'm going to need you to spank him and I like it because she just pulls out this bag with all these like vloggers and this whole thing seems like whips and stuff and I'm like she's like, "Take your pick." I was like "okay," so I hate to knock my

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s, but I guess this is what they're paying for your name. so I'm fine, tip me so everything is fine, we decide on the tattoo, we decide on the price, everyone is happy, they put the stencil together, put it on you, suddenly the needle touches her and she says, oh no, they are them, I just have to stay like I need something without morals this guy is like a man.

I saw her get a tattoo on her back. I want the Garden of Eden, but on my shoulders I want the devil throwing an upside-down cross with a naked and skinned woman. "then I'm a butt, I want two more upside down crosses with skin from Negev women and I want pictures of myself prancing around," he said around the car, "I didn't stab women in the face, I mean, this guy had a severe hatred for women and He let me know several times that he was a gay guy and that he didn't like women. The pictures were less the problem, more the problem was that I can't sit with this man for long.

I got a portrait of Angelina Jolie tattooed on a The guy's belly is amazing, it was pretty good, yeah, I mean, don't you gain a lot of weight every time you breathe? And very thin, it was pretty. The belly button was right under our chin, so he was very poorly placed, it was horrible.