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Creating the Most Tortuous Space Station Imaginable - Meeple Station

Creating the Most Tortuous Space Station Imaginable - Meeple Station
hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game without oh my god we're back to

meeple

station

people who've been watching the channel a while might recognize this game I've played it before we are gonna start anew the game is updated enough that I think it's warranted so we got all of our fun stuff like building thingamabobs and look at this it lists all the floors we can be on 32 glorious planes of existence the game's nice enough to give us this beautiful list of
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essentials so let's start by building some basic floor wait a minute jag orange carpet hey don't mind if I do last time we built a

space

station

that actually looked like it made sense probably not gonna happen this time we're gonna start with everything being one big room of course you've got to give it some airlocks go ahead and put those oh you know all over we can't have people not having options can we airlock check we're basically al

most

there solar panels and I go
one floor down oh I can and I can build them right underneath sort of like a red carpet for the airlock we need to have a Power Cell so let's go ahead and just let it square right above the solar panels and just slap a Power Cell I wonder if that'll work here's how we route power by the way go over to our utilities tab and then we just kind of run the various things we need like electricity and water and now that's supposed to be sewage but I want to believe that's
straight-up just so you can get poop to all the rooms so yeah I actually think that works so we're just gonna run this down like that I mean honestly why wouldn't you just like run the whole grid over the whole thing same deal with the old water pipes now we need to add this barely necessary thing called life support you need water to function I thought this was the future here you go it's like a kegger but for water for

space

water hi what's next suit rack this is where the
meatballs put on their Sunday best and go outside and face the vacuum of

space

food source huh well nothing says food source like a fish tank right next to it we're gonna put the ice processor cuz know kegger is complete without ice we're gonna do a little offshoot room over here and this is where we're gonna put all of these unmentionables like the rock crusher because no one needs to see how we make our goods own the food dispenser we'll go ahead and put out here somewhere here
you go it's like your first one-bedroom apartment except nowhere to sleep something that's in the game now that wasn't there before

meeple

s don't say I never did anything for you you just have to you know put on the

space

suit to go out to it this thing also has a poop icon I'm kind of afraid to start the game before we get it out there so let's take a look at our options waste ejector slowly ejects waste into

space

okay so we can obviously have it facing outside but god I
wish we could have it facing inside what if I like remove this and then have this guy facing in like that oh cool look at that it's magically producing in blasting waste Who am I to judge really there it is what am I missing Oh what docking gantry I'm actually gonna take our docking gantry and put it over here where the bathroom is your pit stop is literally a pit stop I have honestly no idea if this is sufficient here's the next step before you just kind of got a couple of people at
random now you start with five people and before they had kind of wild fun names and now they're literally like nouns and adjectives old faucet and eyeball you're always getting into trouble so let's just keep slamming reroll till we see something we like it seems like the perfect group of miscreants right here jellyfish wombat forehead nutmeg and velvet can't wait to get acquainted you can actually customize all of this now we're taking away everyone's social ability
like all of it you'd also assign them different traits now there's some that are considered good and some that are bad I think it's fair to say that all of our

meeple

s are gonna be violent not sure why that's a downside and each one's gonna get something else to color up their persona jellyfish you're gonna be messy you can only assign two of these unfortunately so that's all that jellyfish gets long bet you're gonna be pretentious 4head you're gonna be a loud
snorer that made you're gonna be clumsy and velvet you're gonna be Astro phobic have fun being afraid of

space

let's make everybody wildly strong somewhat hardy vaguely intelligent not social in the slightest and now let's give them stuff they're theoretically good at okay here we are have some fun getting acclimated to your new home yep that's what I like to see okay it looks like you guys are finally getting along mildly so if we zoom out to get some fun stuff out here
first thing we're gonna start mining is some ice because we need the water because if we run out of water the life support can't function or the toilets not that they seem concerned with toilets they seem content to just leave their mess anywhere so over here to our

meeple

tab that's what I like to see everyone's moods are already starting to suck thankfully our skill chart here tells us exactly what these people need to be janitor it up my man captain record what I al

most

forgot
we have to go over here to the hierarchy and we have to assign a captain which is gonna be wombat there he is looking all distinguished but now we can assign some rolls which means jellyfish janitor that make four now we're gonna have you go mind some stuff velvet you two despite the fact your Astro phobic is that exciting a moment where they strap on their gear and go outside how did that do for the air in here really not good I like it oh man velvet is so not okay with this Oh velvet
I'm so sorry I'm gonna get that you're sad but this isn't where you need to go to mind stuff oh wow I already got this achievement tiger cruise sad at the same time you know I'm starting to think he's not gonna mine anything he can use the bathroom no he just found a place to cry okay now both of my miners have entered the bathroom y'all just gonna hang out here now what's happening you guys having like a moment we're just gonna talk it out I don't think
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these guys are ever coming back everyone is starving to death why what's it gonna take to get you guys to come back over here cuz now that the real game is started I actually can't just build floors like look they cost steel I don't have steel cuz you guys won't get up and start mining Oh No looks like these two are taking a quick nap and by nap I mean going on vacation permanently wait did you guys die too well where did I go wrong hold please fine heavier way we'll have a
standard airlock we're gonna make one change though we're gonna make our minor dude here a little less afraid of

space

because as we saw he will do literally nothing so instead we're gonna make him afraid of clowns okay guys you happier now pooping on the ground already cool well I'm bad nice to see you as Captain again velvet our resident miner get out there and let's make sure to enable trade on the docking bay maybe this will go better this time now that the oxygen
doesn't leave the

space

forever look at that we've already got a ship come and come enjoy the bathrooms I'm sorry bathroom I love it at this present moment we have nothing to trade but fish meanwhile these lovely folk are minding some quartz and magnetite stuff so we have a maple over here who once again went into this airlock and is now just sitting here also everybody is hungry beyond belief what are you too good to eat less you can sit down okay you all get to share one chair oh
my god you know what I realize three of my guys are just clustered right here why are you all just sitting here like this oh come on you guys oh did you guys die too I can't tell with the door in the way you guys really all died again you wouldn't feed yourself okay here we are back in the building stage I didn't want to have to build the chair here because I kind of felt like cheating but we're gonna do it guys from the start of the game until we can build a chair all of our
meatballs die as much as it pains me also gonna connect the bathroom cuz it's clear these guys cannot figure it out hopefully it means our dudes won't get stuck right here anymore you guys only get the one chair okay make it last a game was also crying out for a waste bin so we'll go ahead and put one of those down too all the way at the end of this hallway okay I'm sure this is gonna be a very successful

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this time cool you guys have been alive for like three seconds and
you're already pooping on things gonna eat now or do you need a table too unhappy to the core that's what I like to see but maybe you guys can go out there into

space

and find something exciting yet walk all the way over there yeah throw away your garbage okay we solve this other problem these guys come in through the airlock and actually walk back now oh my god they're using the bathroom a meatball can learn oh my god you guys are still hungry why are you just too upset to eat geez
is this what you guys needed he needed a table please finish building it okay don't finish building it yeah dude I feel your pain we're out of h2o yep there we go again I don't remember me poles being this finicky before I think we've learned some hard lessons like we can't make the bathroom separate from the other stuff clearly

meeple

s do not cope well with long distances so we're gonna make a nice big glass hell instead which we're gonna pepper with gross tiling
pretty is probably not the right word but at least it's got some color okay there we go it's like a square on a grandma quilt and in this grandma square we're gonna put the fish tank as well as a couple of these glass chairs so that you people can stop complaining about not having a place to eat we're gonna set up multiple wastage actors over here it's looking great this square is reserved for all the like processing and stuff just to mess with the symmetry a little bit this
is gonna be our little airlock right here and the rest of this square is gonna be used for one thing in one thing only a porcelain throne and also some water tanks he can wash your hands with the drinking water and it's kind of a weird offshoot we're gonna have our docking gantry right here and last but not least sheep beds for all oh my god it's actually made of wood that we're gonna slap these guys uncomfortably everywhere we can okay game did I do better this time can we have
a functional

space

station

now we're also gonna do a different crew this time we're gonna do the dream team flying in from Tech Corp we got Jane Miller well I've decided is gonna be a violent insomniac next flying in from rise of ages we got Johnny hot body him being from the Stone Age and all's definitely gonna be violent honestly probably cauldre phobic can't imagine JH has ever seen any clowns but sure he wouldn't like it if he did coming in from my tech support
playthrough we've got lunchtime hmm clearly vulgar definitely pretentious writing his way into the game from drafting tales we've got the famous author chicken tenders pretentious definitely and probably some level of a virtuoso last but not least we have grace excuse me ma'am are you Grace and height Eve my clumsy probably a loud snorer zero everything hopefully that means she can't even walk or talk okay dream team assembled let's go be successful cool unhappy already
that's what I always like to see maybe it's all the poop being thrust at you I don't know okay it's job time chicken tenders we're gonna make you the officer in charge Jane we gave you the skills of an engineer but for now we're gonna make you a miner same with you lunch time Johnny hot body you were born for this and grace see if you can manage being a janitor oh this is the magic this is the magic I can feel it there you go grace doing a great job also who poops in the
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hallway like that I just love that we were able to give grace literally no skills as before for the millionth time but to have these amazing people do some sweet sweet mining so that when someone comes in to trade with us we have something to give them

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ly because I forgot to build a freakin waste bin so that's gonna be the first thing look at that who does that right outside the restroom on the purple carpet even do you see our

station

s just getting showered hey so a gentleman caller
showed up we're gonna sell them a bunch of this stuff we'll buy us a whole bunch of steel what are you two doing don't do that dad things come out of there while these people are living their sad sad lives sleeping on wood mattresses let's take a look at some of the other new stuff that's in the game for example look at the new map yep that's the Sun all right now you can look at other planets that have minerals and stuff if we just keep going and going there's all
kinds of fun planets I think we can go to this goes hand-in-hand with ships which we obviously don't have any yet but in our docking thingamajiggy here we can also construct ships now you know with all those materials we don't have but honestly this time around that is our goal the other thing that happens too is once these ships show up occasionally they will bring to us new meatballs I love how chicken tenders over here and he goes to sleep he just deflates no instead of making a waste
bin to get rid of this message I'm just gonna reassign grace just be a citizen that doesn't contribute to anything and there we go no more waste bin message realize a kind of a byproduct of that is now there's everywhere but that's okay a little human waste all over the ground never hurt anybody oh I love looking at the activity log and seeing this Sidious

station

oh my god I didn't know multiple piles could be in one square sitting there eating and being like wow there's
a lot of crap here never mind got to go to bed well please give me another maple please give me another

meeple

yes puppy all social I am so confused quick brace check oxygen good mood low stress ultra high a plus plus plus plus infection but how puppies wounds have become infected puppy how did you get hurt in the first place how did you scrape your neck exactly let's see if we can figure out how he hurt himself from his log here he just came to us suffering great pain oh that's a ham
problem as far as I'm concerned puppy fell unconscious that's usually not a good thing you may want to look into that puppy's fine he was probably just having him oh come on dude get up but I mean he is still doing his job so I'm not really sure what the problem is Wow puppy you're in really bad shape now did you do this to yourself from all the falling over I kind of think it's a good look for the

space

station

just have one

meeple

that's constantly passed out oh my
god puppy this all-star from a scraped neck Oh followed by some death wait is that him what's he doing I honestly don't know what puppy is doing he just live like this forever cool well we have our own resident sphere right whatever know what I just realized I don't think that a docking gantry has to be associated with the

space

station

specifically like if I just put a plate down and I just slap a docking gantry on it yeah naval trade - this little square in

space

I'm happy that
no matter what I have grace doing now her mood always zero just like the grace we know and love one thing we're gonna add to the mix is a research desk which will allow us to research all kinds of fun new things which we'll go ahead and put I don't know over here near the bathroom why - Elna ironically one of the least disgusting places on the

station

now if we click over on the research tab right now we're really just gonna research what it takes to get to shuttle manufacturing
which is for different things so we'll go ahead and start with waste processing and why not we'll have grace take over the researching stuff oh good we have a friend here yeah chase grace into the bathroom I'm gonna continue to just put down a bunch of random spots a glass and with these piles of glass comes step number two docking ditch she's go hard don't do it grace grace don't do it the thing says suicide but you don't have to do it don't do what the creature
did okay so the game said grace committed suicide while we have been collecting new

meeple

s like herring blade and licorice grace is no longer to be seen but grace is clearly not dead she's just standing right there so don't worry about it grace is fine this is just what she does now stares longingly at the airlock while creatures just kind of hang out with her okay so waste processing is currently done next thing we're gonna move on to advanced electronics I wonder what I can do to
get the stress down and all these

meeple

s what do you think maybe some plants let's go with this questionably phallic one we'll just put these all right in the center here so the

station

is even harder to get around if this doesn't help your stress I don't know what will advanced electronics is now done let's move on to whatever this thing is advanced power production mm doesn't seem to be helping the stress levels maybe it's the grotesque environment well what am I
supposed to do about that I gave you guys a bathroom you didn't have to do this I hope it finally happened someone got dropped off at one of these little weigh

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s thankfully it's one of the clown people he's not part of my crew does he just stay here forever oh good it happened for real got a new meatball over here squash okay so he's stuck here right just like this clown Depp oh oh my God look at his log feeling lonely needs someone to talk to you feeling lonely needs
someone it's enjoying free time that seems incompatible with the other stuff you're saying what if I build this guy like a little home and in this home I give you a food dispenser I know you're starving dude just hang in there now you couldn't hold on well okay then okay advanced power production finished that leaves just one thing left fuel processors I got this worried feeling that Jane Miller and lunchtime and chicken tenders and Johnny Hoff ID their stress levels are high hey
fine guys I'm gonna do the thing that I didn't want to do build them some quarters cuz maybe that'll relieve their stress a little bit and they won't jump out of an airlock that is if they can finish building this in time looks like Jane and lunchtime couldn't hold on there they go into oblivion okay guys seriously stop jumping out of the airlock look how close we are our crews getting down a little low but I've got faith wait a minute shake intenders why are you so
hungry what's happening are you stuck what's happening over here just go help yourself to some food buddy yeah blade help him out or just go get some food of your own that's cool maybe you want to give him a candy bar or he could just die behind that so and then there were three Johnny hotbody please don't do anything drastic I suppose the plus side is we don't need to make as many bedrooms everyone gets a glass room with glass walls into glass bed Oh Johnny hot body okay you
two randos let's get on this and grace you just keep gracing and there we go the

most

uncomfortable bedrooms ever you know got to admit with everyone dead it's rather peaceful in this game oh we got a new meatball airbag what a name okay we're gonna mount a rescue mission kinda hang tight buddy help is on the way hopefully in time all you need to do is not die oh Christ another one here too okay let's see if we can build salvation over to you too hang in there kamikaze good god
you guys don't have uplifting names just hang in there dude we're al

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there what did I just say what did I just say okay abandon this for now focus on this rescue mission instead freedom it tastes so sweet go get you some food I guess you might as well finish this weird maze of a thing we have going on here new arrival Dyl really get another new meatball there they go I can't imagine what those first steps are like walking into the

station

like ah my new home Oh God whispers well
this is a psychotic bunch new

meeple

and their name is casket Wow violent depressive you don't say and now it's time to move on to what I've been waiting for this entire time shuttle manufacturing uh yet another new

meeple

Underpants like how he's trying to get back onto his they ship grace what do you think of all this my thoughts exactly well I never thought we'd reach this point we've managed to research shuttle manufacturing now we can leave these homeless bums behind
and construct ourselves a mega ship and by that I mean basic shuttle we have all the materials now all we need is the will Christ this is gonna take like a million years all hands on deck let's build this thing yeah you helped to your little Pacman ghosts I don't honestly care how many people died to get here the important part is we have our own

space

ship now okay here we go our willing participants are all here i 100% didn't invite

most

of these people on the voyage but whatever
off you go we're gonna send you guys over to here vicario AG you are about to send your crew and cargo to a new location when they arrive you will need to help them construct a

station

and fine they're ready God what I wouldn't give for these two ships to crash right now surely they'll let us know when they arrive right okay it looks like my small shuttle is in transit on the next fifty eight hours you know what I grow tired of this

space

station

and the very few inhabitants left
how can we kill all of these people actually you know what I think I know of a simple way get rid of life-support okay great oxygen is depleting slowly but surely and before long everybody will be dead Captain's Log oxygen is reaching an all-time low everybody died as they lived basically naked on their own bed surrounded by poop and generally unhappy the ship arrived and is already returning what let's click over to the map here go to

station

Oh God and just like that it all begins
again we have a new location to build a new

station

with our amazing crew of blowgun kamikaze and Kitty and that my friends is the

meeple

station

circle of life I think that's gonna do it for this episode I hope you had fun I know I did I think we killed all of our meatballs except for a couple let me know if you enjoyed this episode of maple

station

and I'll see you next time