CRAZY INVENTIONS MADE JUST FOR GIRLS

Hello friends, it's me, sickest wolf, when will this illness end? I don't know, man, I haven't been sick in years and I forgot what it's like to be sick. Did I mention I have static hair today, girl problems, teehee? but, yeah, it's like when you get sick, you're sick for a few days, and then you're a little sick for eternity, but anyway today we're going to look at some

inventions

made

just

for women, so there are a lot of weird beauty products, especially from Japan, who go all out with

crazy

stuff. The first is this mask, so there are many different varieties of these masks.

You know, we have one of Michael Myers and one of the mummy. What's going on with this one? How are you supposed to eat or drink? You could barely breathe. Well, then these should be used when you go to sleep. But what if you like to roll over and sleep on your stomach? I feel like you would suffocate on that, like the nostrils are so small and the mouth. I'm sorry you could barely get air out of it. I don't know, man, I'd feel so claustrophobic. Anything for beauty, I guess. Well. I want to know how they prevent wrinkles.

Oh, maybe it's

just

like lifting and squeezing. So it's against the force of gravity because gravity makes your face sink. Does it make wrinkles? Does doing this with your face cause wrinkles and migraines? I don't know, man, but if you end up getting wrinkles instead of throwing away the whole person, you can use a mask that they make realistic. By the way, that was a joke, girl. I don't care if you have wrinkles. You are still perfect. You're still cute, okay? It's like that movie on the sixth day or I don't know, it was like an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Well, the woman has been there for about two weeks. Oh, total memory. I knew that if I didn't like watching this now, it would bother me for so long. I mean. I guess it was a silicone mask. I don't know why I ever remembered it was a silicone mask. Wow, that green screen technology. So this movie was

made

before I was born, but that's what it reminds me of. Oh, I saw youtubers doing this for real. This exists now, so I saw Nikita make a video about this Kaiu lookalike. I'm just the kid who turns four every day and grows a little more.

I love exploring I am Kaiu. Basically, she put makeup on top of the silicone mask. I'm so scared for myself that I couldn't legitimately wear this and I really don't think anyone could say this would be a mask. It looks like I'm wearing a lot of makeup. Oh my God. Like it literally turns you into a whole new person. Can work. It may look. I wouldn't say Decent, but it's scary to act like someone is going to do it. near you Think, why don't you have pores or worse? What are you? You're not one of us because you know humans, they know what other humans are like, and honey, that's not all.

I want to buy one. Now, you know, for the woman on the go, someone made a portable washing machine where you can run and you know. Run your other errands while you do the laundry on your calves. Genius, someone give this idiot a medal. I think this is probably some joke thing. I mean, has anyone actually tried this? You know, we have two washers and dryers. This is prime real estate here. You know one on each leg. I walk, I wash, I walk, I dry. This is so stupid I hate it. What is the opposite of empowering?

Like a woman. This makes me feel oppressed as a woman. I am entitled to a full size washer and dryer. Check my laundry room. Talk about being empowered. You know, there is nothing more empowering for a woman than to urinate standing up, just as the Patriarchy says nothing more than using a urinal. Yeah. So there's this gadget that, you know, you can put it right there. I feel like this would be complicated. It will be covered in urine like the inside. I know you can rinse it and throw it in your bag. That's not sanitary. That's not for me.

I am this type of person. if I use a doggie bag to pick up poop without my hands touching it like I don't care if there is a barrier my hand is still dirty and I don't want to touch anything until I wash it but that's why I have to really dry my hands 'cause I'm always washing these bad boys. I have OCD and I always have to wash my hands. It's okay, after touching something; otherwise it is dirty and clean at this time. Well, there are many facial devices along with masks. This is one of them.

It's like a nose slimming device. You put your nostrils on the sides of your oh God. How do you breathe through your mouth? Are you going to breathe through your mouth? What's worth it? If anything, I feel like that big old contraption will make your nose fall off. It's not a nose-dropping thing talking about facial devices, there are a wide range of devices for specific facial exercises, like this little gummy man here that stretches your mouth. So, you know you can practice for your man, you know? When he takes you to Chipotle. and you have a burrito and they're really big and you know, we have to focus on every inch of the face, including the eyelids.

The eyelids are very important. Everyone heard that this device is like glasses that lift your eyelids so they don't fall off. What if they are enough for you and your lifestyle? We also have LED illuminated lashes. In fact, I bought them. I wanted to make a video with them a long time ago and they were so weird and bad that you basically have to stick a strip of adhesive on the eyelid and then stick the LED on. Pull and then put on the lashes, you know, it's like a 3-4 step system. I don't think it's worth it because then you have a string that goes behind your ears because they have to stay lit connected to a battery.

Disappointing. Do you have foot fungus? Immeasurable calluses, say no more, this shoe brush is supposed to remove all calluses. All you have to do is walk with it in the shower. And you, Gucci. Oh, you even have a little thing for the heel, okay, I mean, it's probably something I wear. Because I have baby feet but soft, that's literally only after getting a pedicure. And then the rest of the time... Ouch! I didn't say my feet were moldy but they could use some help. Okay, yeah, sometimes they're crunchy and moldy, not now. facial device number 537 a cheek exerciser, you put this on your face.

It will exercise your cheek muscles, you know, even your face muscles need to be kept in shape, you will skip leg day, but you can't skip face day. Well, another one in the neck. sportsman. It will massage your neck and is supposed to eliminate lines like these. I don't know if you can see them. But I basically have lines on my neck from looking at my phone all the time. I have a phone neck. Yes, it actually exists. You're supposed to get rid of that and last but not least. We have an eye massager. You know, after spending all day on your phone.

When you go to sleep, you put on this gadget. I thought it was like a virtual reality headset or something. But no, it massages your eyeballs and eyelids. Yes. Well, actually, that sounds pretty good. I would use this because my eyes get very stressed. Well. Oh my god, okay, I made a video about this on my second channel. My second channel is little Lia, subscribe. Basically, this little contraption here is like a sticky squatter. I don't know what to call it. Basically, it's supposed to send an electrical shock wave to exercise the muscle, so if you don't want to do squats or you're too lazy or whatever, this is supposed to stimulate the muscle.

Growing up, I literally felt like I was going to die when I did it, I put it on my butt and it sent me like these shock waves. It didn't send shock waves, it sent like an electric shock. A fatal crash on my buttocks, it hurt a lot. It is not a joke. I almost started crying like it was brutal. Oh, finally something just for us women. When you don't want to bring your bag, you can put your phone in your bra. A pocket in your bra. How awkward would that be? I mean, I guess it's not that bad, but they make pockets like that in your pants.

It is much more convenient to have pockets on your pants here at the waist and here in your breast area. Victoria secret where are you? Why have I never seen this? I have literally never seen this anywhere, I think maybe it's for sports bras. They do it like having a pocket. If you're lucky and pay $69.99 for a sports bra, you might get a pocket. Well, you know, when the whole Balenciaga outfit is from head to toe and the forecast says light drizzle, you gotta protect all this real estate, this woman has an umbrella that goes from head to toe.

Is this a great idea or is it just a little extra? You know, just a little bit, you know, we can't take any risks. Did I mention it? This is Gucci, I don't know. Maybe it's like acid rain, but wouldn't that be like going through the umbrella? I never really understood what acid rain was like. I remember learning about her in school. But is it really acid rain? Well, I'll find the answer right now. Are these simply slightly acidic acid rain particles? Oh, there's acid snow too. Oh, you better watch out for that damn East Coast acid rain.

No joke, he screwed up our first presidential hashtag: stop acid rain now, okay. So in Japan, they have a burrito wrapper that looks like this. Complete your face. So when you really get in, get in the burrito. Society will not consider you rude. Is this a thing? I know that many things are considered rude in Japan. By the way, I didn't do this on purpose, I just want to bite into something. Okay, by the way, I'm very rude about food. That's why when I go to restaurants. I prefer to like looking at the wall. So people don't like to see me eat But yeah, but that's funny so you might really like um get in there But you know, you'll have like a cover so you can give your burrito an animal style But still keep it pretty and the grace of a woman with this modest mask, I mean, what about the boys?

Are there any boys with boy faces or is it okay for boys to like to be rude and eat? However, do they want to? They will kick me out of Japan very quickly. Do you ever take your baby for a walk and get bored? Like there's nothing for you? It is very boring to walk your child. Someone made an accessory on a baby stroller. So you and your baby can go for a walk. This is no longer one-sided fun. Mom is bored. Mom needs some excitement. I need to give life to my life. I also want to take a walk with my baby.

What if you hit like a rock or something, baby will it STILL go? Oh no, the Fetus has Yeetus! Is it so complicated to cut your toenails? I hate cutting my toenails. I wish I could cut one off and be done with it You know, you feel me say no more someone made this contraption Oh, that seems very, very, very dangerous, two out of ten wouldn't trust my feet, so I guess they can adjust it so I can cut off all the toenails at the same time. You know, you just have to grab them all firmly and hell, no, it terrifies me as much as cutting a bit of skin with your toenail.

Oh, oh no No, no, no, no, that has happened before and I am scarred for life. Here we no longer take risks. We have a nail drying system made of straws, a pump and a stand, so you put your hand underneath, pump and then dry all your nails or, you know, you could use gel polish. But I mean, I feel like this is pretty clever anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video. Comment below which of these you would actually use if you enjoyed this video or learned something new. Make sure the like button is on the face and make sure to subscribe to join the wolf pack.

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