Craziest Client Stories #7 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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story I don't know if I should say almost another guy died on Monday, but other than that, I think I probably

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ed my partner's face on his partner's ass. I do not like women. yeah it was clear i mean i tattooed a girl who was on meth i mean if she wasn't the one you know she definitely was she would disappear like some other girl came along later and got along with her real quick and she was sleepy because just sue then her like you know after the meth went on being a little sedated of course you got a balance yeah yeah after she left them I think when she was a trainee ngey the ones that a guy went into PCP and he had been getting tattooed in a garage and he was like the basic one like you know kind of on the side of the leg and it wasn't even covered it was like a super shaky outline and someone had started coloring it like It was a crayon and he was so high that he stormed into the store and started demanding that we finish the tattoo.

I had another guy go hit the bathroom, once, yeah, yeah, definitely, and then he got weird after that and left. I mean, Jedi tattooed a guy in a car once when I was a kid, we hooked up the machine, the homemade machine, to the batteries in the stereo, to power and to the stereo, so this guy walks in and thinks you were . The street shop was open like 10 or 12 hours a day. You see a lot of weird stuff where we work. and this guy came in to get a tattoo on his arm and he wanted to show us the location so he asked us to go to the bathroom and he comes back out and his shirt and pants are all the way down to show us the location on his arm literally he just wanted to go in and show some people his penis and then he didn't even book a tattoo left.

I had just entered the studio and this girl, this lady came in and she was like crying. she's like oh my god i'm such a bad scar i need you to cover it up other things we're like oh what's up and she just falls off her pants down and we're like what are we looking at she didn't have tattoos no no so we're like what we're looking at she just bends over like someone sodomized her with a hot curling iron and she's going to have to match her pigment to you know to cover that up so i'm low you know low low low dick on the stick o whatever came up and I had to do the tattoo, so we had drawn all the curtains. on the way everyone is in the store and she was just yelling and then you know i open the curtains no one and i just never he was my friend he is a tattoo artist he told me he once made a dragon for a customer and then about two months later, he met the

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again and asked, hey, how is the tattoo healing? and he said, well, I don't have that tattoo anymore.

I was in a car accident where half of my leg was amputated so I don't have it anymore. it's just that i tattooed a guy at a convention i tattooed his head i don't know if i gave him a concussion or something but i woke up the next morning with all these crazy death threats to me and my coworker talking about how i thought that we were having some kind of secret pizza party after the convention that we didn't invite him to and he was so excited about it he freaked out there's a lot of other stuff to this story but he went to his studio because he's a tattoo artist and he filmed himself burning all his tattoo equipment and paints and everything and then he sent me the video of him freaking out burning all his and started talking about pizza again which I was really upset about because I didn't. we invited to a pizza party which by the way there was no pizza no one ate pizza dude i was like a psycho just have to say everytime i get marilyn manson tattooed the

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moments of my tattoo sure sounds fun , like yes, ca Every time there's no one in the bar.

About it because I don't go to a bar, but every time I talk to you, you fool that you are, you're an amazing bunch. I have seen the mother starve to death. She is just a receipt. I don't like anyone. to 2 3 year old daughter he wanted to trade body for a woman like a sexy playboy oh my god that's a horrible story during my first guest spot I was tattooing this small town in Florida like the sticks and I decided to go there because I went to high school there and I was like, oh yeah, high school people get tattooed for me so I'm there and I'm doing this guest place and like they walk in and they like the piercings and stuff and this mom comes in with her 12 year old daughter to get her nipples pierced and the piercer had to explain that it was illegal to touch a 12 year old girl's breasts a long time ago I just moved to England so it was one of my first

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ghosts so that girl came in and she wants a tattoo on a tie so well i started doing and in th The first line she already likes to move but its not normal she likes to move a lot so i said, please no more, and then try again and again, then she started saying she stop, she don't pat him on the leg, but not for fun. she was crazy so i was like you know try to talk and i couldn't say anything because i told you my english not good so i called the guy he said what happened here what they have to do could and yes she was moving like and nothing, basically, she just kept hitting her thigh really hard and was like, "I told you not to move something like that, that was funny, actually, oh my gosh, so when I started tattooing professionally, do I?" " I'm no good at this point I got an inquiry for a date to set up where this guy wanted a picture of him and his wife having sex tattooed on tattoos on him and she wanted but they both wanted her there were two separate pictures and I sent the pictures through the email so imagine my face when i leave to look at this date query and then i open the attachments maybe about to look like an infinity symbol or a rose and i go ahead and basically watch some homemade porn which is good , I agree, but dude, I was a little much and I don't know, so he basically went on to explain how, like they were very sexual in their relationship, they experimented with swingers and all that other stuff, and finally it they calmed down to realize that they just want to mess with each other and to symbolize that they wanted to tattoo these pictures of them having sex on them hey dude if you didn't get that tattoo yeah contact me now I'm really close try We'll probably do a vlog about it. going viral so i have a client i tattoo her and i am tattooing her she claims she falls head over heels for me and i say im not really the type to fall in love i am polyamorous i have other partners she is like that i am like thats a too bad, so sad and it turned into something horrible because it wouldn't. give her a relationship or give her what she wanted she just went crazy and called the Better Business Bureau bad reviews on PAS like whatever she could think of and I laughed like the Better Business Bureau sent me a letter and called me and I was like yeah i feel like my craziest tattoo moment was getting tattooed one day and then my favorite band in the world walked into the room and walked out the back door while i was getting tattooed and i said hi to them and they came right back. re like hey i heard the party is here because our store was across the street from a big music venue and i said yeah like you got some alcohol and i'm under 21.

You need but yeah yeah can we get this? We are a little hungry. I want to buy this man some beer and pizza right now and they ended up like partying at our store and I tattooed them and it was a crazy crazy time. Now, like my favorite musicians, I have a tattoo for myself. I was like 16 years old and I met this band that lat. He became quite famous. They were riding a train with a circus through Columbia, playing for free in small towns in the middle of nowhere and I remember seeing these guys and I was like, you know, I was middle class. i was expected to be 18 go to college cut my hair wear a tie get a pretty wife who can't hear and buy a car i couldn't afford and you know that cycle and i saw these guys with crazy hair tattoos and stuff and i already had crazy hair and stuff but you know everyone expected me to change and then i saw these guys and i thought i wanted to be like them and then they were tattooing for $5.00 and i tried to get tattooed and the guy gave me a hard time but in the end He ended up tattooing me on a train the day I got to my date it's so cinematic you know it's like sunset all this light and I walk in there and he's washing the gloves in a bucket to tattoo me a d I knew that wasn't cool but you know it wasn't i am and he told me on a train in the middle of nowhere dragon listen that was like the record of that thing and then he did the other one two days later at a party they were playing and we were all high and stoned and i'm 16 years and I mean in Colombia that was the norm l and I bought them and you know they don't look very good of course but it's one of those things that I'm like that has so much history that thing that I love I have a kind of mine sorry if you see this but I was kind of mine what I love to death he's a nicer guy but I was talking to him one day at the counter and I say dude, tell me something you've never said to anyone before, just seeing where you're going with it, you know, maybe telling me to like to wear lipstick on fridays or saturdays there is something you know to what extent and he said uh ok but uh you know someone says on here i would like you to hear it and i said i wont tell anyone i will I swear and he's like, okay I killed once you know and my friend said how so there was another store in town that I was on a North Broadway in Chicago and at that time there was a lot of red light there and, you know, I knew a guy that worked there, he was hung up and he could go out and put his finger up and someone would show up with a syringe c Argued for him in a minute, you know, and he had like three or four guys competing for his business that's the kind of neighbor I was so I was owned by this guy anyway tattooed Pete and tattooed Pete was uh he was a real character I like Pete you know he was a dirty old school tattoo artist Danny was working Pete's job and he has a client he was tattooing Jesus on this client's chest and Pete is in the back room and he's fucking This hooker that I just got a tattoo on and Dan is trying to do it. this jesus tattoo and his hair and this hooker putting on her best fake organization asm eyes and just comical right and then pete comes out and he still has his shirt off his big hairy greasy fat belly hanging out he's buckling his fist hey danny you want a piece and Danny says um I'm tattooing Jesus right now I was this was like two years ago or so.

He was tattooing this older woman, she was in her 80s and it was her first tattoo and she was super cute, she was wearing a pink velvet jumpsuit and she was so excited to take her to the dogs. names and like little paw prints and color on her shoulder we went to do the tattoo when i made her sin on a massage chair sitting and i made a little line and she passed out but with her eyes open and her body went away and i thought i killed her because he was very old and his eyes were open so his body started sweating profusely because you know you passed out, you sweat and I'm wiping off all the sweat trying to keep the stencil so I can finish the tattoo. when she comes to and I'm trying to hold her on top of this massage chair and I start yelling for the receptionist because I'm shaking this old lady and she won't wake up and the receptionist runs in and we're laying on the floor like looking through the little face pad trying to get to her she wakes up and he just shakes her and yells her name and then her body shakes and she takes a minute and then she says hey I heard you but I just didn't want to say anything because I was thinking about other things and I was like playing cool I like your style okay and then we finished the tattoo and that was it she was amazing but then two weeks later she came back to get another tattoo because she's a rock star and it was adorable it got like a little tattoo on her hip and was going to place it and she said oh do you want it more to the left or right or down and she says oh and put it wherever you want but don't put it over my shot? hurt and i was like grandma say what and she's like oh it's nothing i just used to be in the fbi and she was great yeah and i finished the tattoo she didn't pass out or die or anything and yeah , and she says I'm done, I'm fine with my tattoos, now you