Cooking My Boyfriend A Meatless Meal!

I'd have to grate it myself with my knife, yeah, I mean, you have a grater, Andrew should have called, I'm telling you, oh wait, this would work, that's the technical feeling, yeah, it could work, I just think we have to be creative, so you know, I'm never like fragile hands, I don't bow to the risk, so let's try this, oh, please, no, you're pretty camisole, I think it's working, wait, as weird as the pills they just put in. the grater against the field rub it lightly just remove all that lime it tastes like the peel not that who was not peeled there is food that no one wants like the outside that is probably dirty no, it's like what they do they like carrot cake carrot cakes lemon lemon cakesbars, that's an unnecessary step, we just wash it there, yeah, this would be like lime zest, okay, then put it in, go away, it's superior to me, like you cook every night.

I do, yeah, what do you cook for me? That's something iconic. although because then you have leftovers for a couple of days, oh no, no, I'm not bad. I cook like something I don't normally know, like broccoli and rice or pasta. I try to only post once a week and If I do more than I really feel like, this whole grocery thing she's talking about sounds pretty good, yeah, three weeks you never go to the store or anything, so if you don't have a big part, you give it to someone other than Emily, oh, it's a steak knife, is there a cheese knife?

I don't know about a cheese plate being a good portioning situation, well you put the cheese in the blender, that's weird, clean the blender. I'm also lazy, what I've been thinking about recently is what a scam it is that we have to feed three times a day and I'm not happy if I don't eat three times a day but then I have to plan my whole life around food and if I don't I make him have food, I'm in a bad mood, so it's like the wife's biggest con is to have well. I think the biggest scam in general is that they just leave you here and imagine like when you were born like you didn't.

Ask for that right, so why are you expected to find out? What I didn't ask for to be born. Seriously thanks. Has no sense. So don't think that life is a gift. Every day is a blessing. I know. I've been listening to a lot of super soul on Sunday recently and I've been trying to find my purpose in life and it's

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tonight. I wouldn't know because if you sit here and I say, oh, like nonsensical people would. "Oh, that just means you should see a psychologist, but what if that's more of a philosophical point of view rather than a psychological point of view?

Okay, it could be that life might be meaningless, but You're here, so it's what you do with it. It doesn't matter because you're here, say I'm tired, I'm tired, staying with the lights meaningless and people being a nuisance, your psychologist, it's like no, that's it. a philosophical point of view idiots do anything really oh my god this would be a small ring wait no what happened the problem is my stove only has one setting you got scared but you said it's not your fault it's say, you're not responsible for yourself man, yeah, okay, you have a deep fryer, so let's say we're both moms who have it. do you think she'll be a better mom hmm well, I know Shane will already be the fun dad.

I I will be like the strict schedule they will have at school because of me, something bad, but I don't know who your partner is. I'm going to be still, so no, I don't know, I was listening to a program the other day where they said there's always a lead parent, let's say, I think I'm going to be the lead parent, he's making sure that they're Feded and Ally will be the funny dad, but that's not the main dad, which sucks because they'll like him more, but when they grow up they'll realize that yeah, I like him, I sacrificed my life, I gave up my career. for that it only works in that different capacity, oh my gosh, you can't rush me, well, you know, wait, wait, it has a drain, but you can just put the lid on it and pour it in, oh, the water absorbs into the quinoa.

I don't. I don't know how big - mine could pass well it's not like pasta you don't drain the water better which I'm not even kidding really it does oh yeah you missed the maple syrup oh they go away and the touch of quinoa is something which I really appreciate, yeah, don't look, yeah, okay, you're putting up with it, oh yeah, okay, do you want to bring your creation to Shane? Yes, it's stationary, you have to stay there for now, crazy, we have a finger situation because of shipping and the postman. but I'm going to glue the whole bike together, now here's the birth certificate, look at my yeah, it actually scares me, so I'm going to take the batteries out when we're done, find enough weight, you can see what food we're making. crappy, it's good preparation for you to be the leader.

I will see this to ban you from this. This is more important, so except you're just a little bass, I think that's so it seeps to the bottom and you laugh. The best flavor. Oh God, oh, that's it. sleep tight, I think you'll be done soon, it's already over, oh my god, I didn't notice the Gucci belt and let's get to work. Wow, let me before I put that, not just oh, so everyone can be surprised, these are going to be so delicious, oh my gosh, this reminds me of Lunchables pizza, yes, this looks like I love it.

I couldn't afford graters or eight minutes in the oven, hey Siri, set a timer for nine minutes please, yes, later we have 9 minutes to clean the kitchen while it's

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before we dig in, there's no nothing better than having the kitchen clean before you eat it, stop, yeah, I don't know why, just no way, it's still working behind the scenes, timer No 836 knocked you out, oh, and I'll wake you up. When your fingers come back together, they look real. The hands look really real. I finished cleaning and the timer even went off which is epic. It is a minimally invasive triple experience.

It's really good and I would add that it's quite fun. It's probably as fast as waiting. for a post dude it tells you the prep time when you decide which ones you want oh my god seriously man this is legit yeah oh my god that's crazy you see what delicious tv oh oh it smells so good, what are you? I'm going to change oh well no I'm not really there yeah wait wait something like in the oven you know wait a second you're texting Malone okay let's go get dishes ladies I think It's still too hot, okay?

I'm going to pee why yes and I'm going to have some more love, do you want some, yeah, it's safe for him to eat because it's sour cream, oh yeah, oh my god, mmm, that's good, I could eat like four of these problems, literally everything. no, it's actually good, I like it, my goodness, oh nothing but respect, well, now you deserve a well-cooked

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at home. This is going to be amazing. I just ate it. I can already say it. I can usually tell when I say, wow, that's it. fantastic, I really did, I just don't know, I really like those go, go, oh yeah, okay, I'll tell Ariana we have extras, ariana grande, for enchiladas and I already have one left, but she can have all.

Like the treat in this room, the box, you didn't win the Grammy, here are some treats, no, this was honestly iconic, everything I could have imagined from homemade enchiladas, kind of like yeah, mmm, oh, the delicious sour creams , they're really good, okay, blue. apron thank you for sponsoring this video thank you for helping me become a better chef because honestly every time I do this I learn a little more I'm sticking with this I'm going to buy a cheese grater I'm going to make some tutorials on YouTube on how grate octaves, how to grate the inside of a line with a potato.

I will be a better cook thanks to this video. I'll say this is the best one yet for sure, thanks, yeah, nothing wrong with that, okay everyone. I'm going to have dinner in peace. See you next time. I'm into the masked singer. I am the turtle.