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CONAN360° LIVE Highlight: Jordan Schlansky's T-Shirt Masterclass

Jun 02, 2021
Alright, next question. From Facebook, Rebecca Eleanor Pfeiffer asks: "Why V-necks? "What do you have against crew-neck

shirt

s?" Rebecca on Facebook asks me why I don't wear what we call crew-neck t-

shirt

s, you can call them crew neck shirts if you want a more complicated way to describe it, but maybe the fault is Rebecca's and not yours, maybe I'm being unfair to the situation. Rebecca, those are called crew neck shirts, with all due respect respect, and I'm wearing one right now. I also wear V-necks sometimes, it's actually a matter of releasing heat. Well, now the internal temperature of the human body is 98.6 degrees, as we all know, if nothing else.
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I around us is that temperature. That means we are raising our own core temperature and expending energy doing so. That energy usually comes from the food we eat. Also sometimes, if we cover ourselves with too many clothes or a jacket that is too thick we can Saying, "This makes me warm." In fact, the jacket or blanket doesn't warm you so much as it prevents you from releasing your own heat. You understand, your body internally is 98.6 degrees. My responsibility in maintaining a comfortable outside temperature is to release that heat into the environment. If I'm covered, it prevents that release, which could be beneficial in cold weather.
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In that case you don't want to release heat because you can't generate heat fast enough to counteract the cold of the environment. However, in a hotter environment what you do want is to release that heat, and the way to do that is by exposing as much of your skin as possible to the environment. And short sleeve shirts are one way to do it. Shorts are one way to do it, and a v-neck t-shirt is another way to do it, by exposing my neck area to the environment I am releasing more heat. So it's not a fashion choice, it's a temperature choice for you.
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It is a bodily choice. It is a physiological issue rather than based on fashion. I think the fit of a shirt is a very important thing. Which way? Well, in the same way that the simplest pastas are the most difficult to cook, the simplest garments are often the most complex in terms of the subtleties of them, and I think the fit of a T-shirt, between the shoulders. , the chest and the waist, that holy triumvirate is a delicate combination. And if a certain brand fits you, you might not care if it's a crew neck or a V-neck.
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Now, could you, so to speak, take a critical look at this shirt? I'm going to do a quick turn in slow motion. What do you think of this shirt here? You know, even if you had turned faster, I would have had the acumen to follow you and form an opinion. Ah OK. I'm going to tell you that first we have to talk about your body before talking about the shirt, because each shirt looks different on different bodies. The question is how well does that shirt fit your body and what is the proportion between your chest, your waist and your shoulders?
I can tell you that if I had to take a critical look I would say that it fits your waist very well. Oh. There is no excess material or excess volume. Good. I would say that you don't have to raise your hands to the sides, in fact that distorts the fit of the shirt, so I would say that with your arms down it is a little tight in the pectoralis major, I can see the outline of your right nipple in my left side. Oh God. I can tell you that in that sense, it's a little tight.
Its left pocket is distracting and possibly obscures the nipple from being visible. Well. The shoulders seem to fit perfectly though and overall I'd say it's a valiant effort, the problem for you is the chest area. And again, that's just a credit to you and how much you've developed those chest muscles. If your chest muscles weren't so strong the shirt would fit better, but at what cost? So you're basically saying that the shoulders are fine, the waist is fine, and the nipples are too tight. Visible nipples. Visible nipples. Now I'm not going to say it's too tight, I'm going to say it's tight and the nipples are visible.
If that's a stylistic choice or a choice you prefer, that's fine too, in that case you've nailed it. We all have our own personal sense of style, and if that's how you choose to express yours, that's okay. I didn't want my nipple, you know, I don't think about my nipples that often. So you are saying that ideally your nipples should not be visible. Well, yeah, I don't want people to look at my nipple. I'm not saying people are looking at it, I'm just saying it's visible. People can decide what they choose to look at, whether someone wants to look at their elbow or their sternum.
Why do men still have nipples? I don't use these nipples at all. Well, you understand that human evolution is thousands of years behind social advances. I mean, do you understand why people have food cravings and cravings to eat more than they should for optimal health? It is based on evolution, a period in which your next meal would not necessarily arrive for several days and you would need large amounts of calories to sustain it. Great bursts of energy to fight or flee. Good. Good. Well. Well Jordan, thank you so much, this was very enlightening in every way possible, thank you for taking us to your office, and you guys, you can follow Jordan on Instagram and Snapchat @

jordan

schlansky

, it's spelled just like it sounds, and, yes, it always is a pleasure.
Thank you. This has been a mutually satisfying experience. I'll see you outside.

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