Christmas Song Challenge ft. Jack Black

Today we are going to bring Christmas balls to the wall in our Christmas

song

challenge

. Hey, let's talk about that. (sounds) (fire roars) Good morning mythical. Today we're going to get reserved with Jack Black, see if this year's hottest toys are fun for dads, and find out if you can tell fake people from reality stars, but first we'll take Christmas

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s from boring to hit. Rhett: It's time to... Jack Black: ♪ The Christmas Song Challenge ♪ Welcome to the show, Mr. Jack Black. - Hello, Jack Black. - Greetings. Thanks for being here. Are you kidding me? Thanks for having me.

It is a mythical welcome. Alright, here's how this will work. We have two Santa hats. I have one of them. - Rhett, you have the other one there. - Yes. In a hat we have boring old Christmas songs. - This hat. - In the other hat, we have royalty-free instrumental tracks, legal totes... - Oh. - ...for us to use from our music library. Oh, it's hard for me to decide which one to turn to. Do I have a choice? - Well, no... - No, you have to do both. - Oh, I already have it. - Let's reach...

We'll take turns reaching both. - Cool. - Put it together to create a fantastic new Christmas song. - Oh, that's exciting. - Without heating. - No rehearsal. - Yes. Without planning. - We keep it tough. - You are excited? - Yes, it sounds fine? I feel good about this. Well, I'll go first and take my Christmas song. - Well. - It seems like he showed up. - Don't look, man. - Well. It seemed like you looked... yeah, there you go. And so... so what is that? The collector police, over here. "Joy to the world." - Bored. - Yes, that's what I was going to say.

And... no looks. My song will be "Seattle Grunge." Seattle grunge style. - Here we go. - Go ahead, Rhett. Beat him. (drums, bass) ♪ Oh yes ♪ ♪ Oh yes ♪ ♪ Joy to the world ♪ ♪ The Lord has come ♪ ♪ May the earth receive its King ♪ - (grunge guitar) - ♪ May every heart prepare a place for it ♪ ♪ And heaven and the angels sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and the angels ♪ ♪ And heaven and the angels ♪ ♪ And heaven and the angels sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and the angels sing ♪ ♪ And heaven and- a sky and the angels sing ♪ ♪ And prepare a room for him ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ Jack: Yes! Damn, that was hot.

That was pretty good. Color me impressed, man. There was... there was something like Springsteen. Yes, it really fits. They came together in a really unusual way. - Like a zombie dance. - I think we can have... we can have a Christmas hit on our hands. - Yes. - Yes, we do. Okay, Link, your turn, brother. - Me second. Alright. - Oh man. Here we go. - Oh, this is... - Can you get out of service? This is the style. - Well. - That's why the style is called "Opening Night." Is that a style? - I think that's the name of the track. - Opening-- "Opening Night" is the name of the track. - These are just track names. - Oh, sure.

And then what... what's that tired old song? "O Come, All Ye Faithful." I've heard of that one. Now, sing it opening night style. (laughs) (echoing) Okay, come on! (fanfare playing) ♪ Oh... ♪ ♪ Da, da, dum, dum, dum ♪ ♪ Ah ♪ ♪ Any time now ♪ ♪ Let's ♪ ♪ unite faithfully ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ Come on, let's get to it ♪ ♪ Here come on! ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Come all faithful ♪ ♪ Joyful and triumphant ♪ ♪ Oh come, oh come to ♪ ♪ Bethlehem, yes ♪ ♪ Bethlehem, yes ♪ ♪ Come and contemplate him ♪ ♪ The king of angels is born ♪ ♪ Oh come, let us worship him ♪ ♪ Oh come, let us worship him ♪ ♪ Oh come, let us worship him ♪ ♪ Christ the Lord ♪ Wow! - (applause, applause) - Wow. - Wow. - Yes. - That was strong. - A whole introduction about that.

Yes, but I thought: "When will it fall?" That was one of those, as soon as you started, we knew it was like Broadway style. That's what "Opening Night" means. - Now we know what it means. - Wow. - It's okay, Jack. - 1950s Broadway. And then it got crazy blasphemous at the end. - Okay, here we go. Ready? - Christmas songs from this side. - I like to shake them. - Shake it. What song are you going to change? I'm excited. "Twelve days of Christmas." This is a powerful gem that I was thinking about today because what if there was?

Nobody celebrates the twelve days. I don't even know what that means. There would be many gifts. Everyone only celebrates one day of Christmas. And if you're half Jewish and half Christian, like me, that's 20 days of gifts, bro. - Go at your pace. - Okay, "Twelve Days of Christmas" plus "Lovin' Chill." "Loving relaxation." And as we know, I don't need to know what that means. - Good. - Mm-hm. - I'll know when the music starts. - Good. (no music) (echoing) Am I supposed to say something? How is? Has the music just started? Am I supposed to say ready?

Ready. (R&B slow play) ♪ On the first day of Christmas my true love sent me ♪ ♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ On the second day of Christmas my true love sent me ♪ ♪ Two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ Oh, ay-ay ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ On the third day of Christmas my true love sent me ♪ ♪ Three French hens ♪ ♪ Two turtledoves ♪ ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree ♪ ♪ You know it's true ♪ ♪ And that's the end of the song ♪ ♪ We won't sing anymore ♪ ♪ Thank you... ♪ - (music stops) - (laughs) - ♪ You... ♪ - (laughs) Whoo. Oh. Once... once you get the partridge in the pear tree, you won't need the other gifts.

Because I think we knew where he was going for the next nine days. Did I stop in my tracks? Because it seemed like I only made three of the twelve. You left me wanting more, but I was very happy with what I got. Maybe you'll get it again and be able to finish. - Yeah. - Oh, buddy, look at this. I have powers. Wow, God. That's... that's functional, Jack. I did that with my... with my powers. Sorry, I didn't realize... I accidentally kicked it. And then I... okay. Well, here we go. Here is my song. "O little city of Bethlehem." Mmmm ok.

Royalty free track. Oh, that... that was royalty? No, that was the song. I never heard that. "O little city of Bethlehem." "Nashville Boulevard." - Oh man. - Mm-hm. I hope this is what I think it is. I think some country sauce will appear. Twang. Beat him. (country music plays) Oh, yeah. (hums) ♪ Oh, little town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ How we see you lie ♪ ♪ Above your deep, dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars pass by ♪ ♪ Yet in the dark streets it shines ♪ ♪ The eternal Light ♪ ♪ The hopes and fears of all the years ♪ ♪ are found in you tonight ♪ ♪ Oh, little town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ How we still see you lie ♪ ♪ Above your deep, dreamless sleep ♪ ♪ The silent stars pass by ♪ ♪ Town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ Oh, little town of Bethlehem ♪ ♪ You are so small ♪ ♪ But you are so big in our hearts ♪ ♪ You are so big ♪ ♪ You are big in our hearts ♪ ♪ Yes, you are big in my heart ♪ ♪ You are big in my soul ♪ ♪ But in reality you are small ♪ ♪ On the map ♪ ♪ I'm going to end this now ♪ - (music stops) - (laughs) "You are small on the map, but you are big in our hearts" ?

That's good. That wasn't in the original. - No, it was not. - You took liberties. She had a really good vibe, almost like Dolly's vibe. You stayed on script for the first half and then went off the road. It was like, “Wait a second.” I couldn't help it, man. That guitar. - Alright. - Was strong. You were speaking from the heart. - Well. - Speaking in tongues there. I'm going to update "Up On The Housetop". Yes you are. And I'm going to use a royalty-free song titled "Tech Intrigue Boyee." - (Link sputters) - (laughs) Tech Intrigue.

My favorite type of intrigue. Well, here I go. Hit it with some technology. ♪ Intrigue, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, uh, uh, uh ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ (rapping) ♪ Up on the roof ♪ ♪ Reindeer legs (imitates tire squeal) ♪ ♪ Jump old Santa Claus ♪ ♪ Skipparoo ♪ ♪ Down the fireplace with many toys ♪ ♪ Everything for the little ones with Christmas joys ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Who? That? And go, go, go ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who? That? And go, go, go, go ♪ ♪ Up on the roof ♪ ♪ Clickity click, click-click ♪ ♪ Down the chimney ♪ ♪ It was good-good g-g-good St. Nick ♪ ♪ First comes the average ♪ ♪ Not much, little Neal ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa, won't you fill it up nice? ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa, won't you fill it nice? ♪ ♪ Oh, dear Santa, right? ♪ ♪ This is getting weird ♪ ♪ Give her a doll that laughs and cries ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ ♪ One that can open and close its eyes ♪ ♪ Who wouldn't go home? , ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn't go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Who wouldn't go ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, click-click click, click, click, click, click ♪ ♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Click-click, click, click, ho-ho ♪ ♪ Click-click, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ Click-click, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪ ♪ San Nicolás ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ Wow.

Oh Lord. You made Santa look dirty. I know, I thought, "I have to leave those lyrics behind." What is Santa doing on the roof? It was amazing how that genre fit perfectly with click, click, click, click. ♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪ - ♪ Click, click, click ♪ - That was amazing. - Is it my turn now? - Yeah. - Let me get some of that. - Take out... - I understand... I'm going to... - ...a tired Christmas carol. The first... "Metal March". Well, that must be the genre. That's the genre. It will be some heavy metal styles. Metal march. And that's what interests me.

Let's see what we have here. "Silent Night." A little juxtaposition occurred. "Metal March" and "Silent Night". Yes. Now I'm nervous. Beat him. (playing heavy metal) (growling) ♪ Silent night! ♪ ♪ Holy night ♪ ♪ Everything is calm ♪ ♪ And everything is bright ♪ ♪ Round virgin ♪ ♪ Mother and child ♪ ♪ Holy child ♪ ♪ So tender and soft ♪ ♪ Cut off his head! ♪ ♪ Rip it to shreds! ♪ ♪ Ronda yon virgin ♪ ♪ Mother and son! ♪ - Rhett: Wow! - Thank you. Thank you. Oh my. - Oh my. - Oh, man, dude... That was the least silent night I've ever witnessed. My God. What happened to Santa Claus? I think it's over for today.

It was a voluntary sacrifice in... in the name of metal. I think I left some esophageal tissue on the dance floor. We will pick it up and ship it. Thank you, Mr. Jack Black, for rocking out with us. And "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle" is in theaters today. Stick around to see more of Mr. Jack Black as we discover his big secret. Shh. Link: Cap, cap, hooray! You can get a GMM baseball cap at mitica.store. You can also get other things. But isn't this hat great?