CHRIS ROCK - MOST HILARIOUS INTERVIEW

yes, my first hands, an Emmy winning actor and writer, his new CD was never scared, in stores right now, this Sunday he has the biggest gig in show business hosting the Academy Awards please welcome Mr. Chris Rock returns I know how you feel alright yeah yeah yeah I just got out of rehab refreshed just for the show perfect perfect well you're the Hollywood thing yeah Kevin and I'm in rehab together, thanks for mentioning that, yes. There for the pipe and Kevin was a sex addict. I appreciate you coming because I know this week is like a crazy week, there's a lot of pressure and I feel pressure about this.

Yeah, you know people really care about these Oscars. who think I'm just doing a gig, I'm fine, I act like I'm playing Yuk Yuk's in Toronto and no people are really like, hey, don't disrespect Oz news, don't ruin it. I feel like I'm fighting Hagler, so I mean, and now you've been asked this before, right? I've been asked before and I've said no before just because he was younger and doing the MTV Awards. I like doing that concert now that I'm older. I'm 40 years old, you know, 40, 40-something. The only time I'll be mentioned only when I'm 40 is if you die at 40, or if you're sleeping with Cher and she's really young, so what made you take it?

This time and what got you up I need it to make money Jake yeah he's a white boy kids may I know baby needs diamond shoes? Now you find out that you know what kills me because I've known you for a long time? I don't know, you say things and then people laugh, but now, thanks to the Academy, would you say something? Well, you'd like to have some things in Entertainment Weekly. There's stuff in there that you said: Would you say no, no, no, straight black people watch that? Look how incredible, something that they didn't let me clarify this to the world.

I was quoted in the magazine saying that only homosexuals watch the Oscars. I did not say that. I said only gay people watch the Tonys. I know you're not a big fan of awards because I like art and thinking because there is an award like every week in this city. I can't wait until they have the awards. Awards, yes, yes. I swear, everyone cares about the Oscars and it's a great thing and people think about it. ask them they're not going to cry they're going to be happy but the awards don't really affect anyone's life in the crowd meanwhile the Nobel Peace Prize there's no one there they get a spot right in front of the building on no one's day right, you have to think in the mail, no one cares what scientists wear, what are you wearing Professor Allen pants?, you have an Emmy in a Grammy, where do you keep them?

You have three Emmys, you have three, oh, I'm sorry, and if you have like a special Plane I give them to the family members who asked for money. I don't have it, but I'll give you a look now. Are the censors nervous about doing this? Have you gotten any pressure on that yet? But I have a feeling that they're going to end up in a room or like the head of ABC ten minutes before they continue, well, this is going to be your ass, so we'll never be like Jimmy Kimmel again, he's a black guy. the director of ABC, the guy they used to talk to the black people, is a completely different guy now I understand you have Kevin there when the black library every Kevin is the interpreter for him.

I understand they have you on a two day delay on that connection so it's just going to be delayed so Hema's going to wait it's going to be a big delay oh yeah yeah if there's a Delaine do you feel like I should take advantage? You know it's weird, it's like there's no delay. I would tell you right now that there is no chance. The world I would ever curse, right, but there's no delay, I've never done anything like that, but now that there's a delay, you never know, I might leave, that's crazy, we'll take a break, welcome back, I'm with Chris Rafi, the host. perennial host the value of the Academy Award now you said you'd never seen one of those shows.

I've been watching them lately on tapes which is never the best way to get them all at once. I don't know any straight men I'm not in show business and I've ever seen the Oscars it's not like my mom runs around with my dad like a cop she won't wear panties that's my dad thought Angie Dickinson wears panties are you supporting someone? Am I supporting? For anyone, can you do that? Your host must show you that you are like a referee. No, you don't think about what I am. I like it. I like if the award will affect the person's life.

Yeah, so you know something good for Don Cheadle. to win, oh, he, oh, it was great, great, there are no terawatts because you know, yes, you know that if he wins he will get better scripts, he will work better directors, they chat. I like Leo, but if he wins, he already works with the best people they will get. like 20 million in $1.00 watch just go raise and go buy some spinning wheels, have you seen the movies like you have to? You have to know all the movies. I've seen some of them, you know some of them. Any scrap.

Anything. do you like it there well there's a good one yeah yeah what are you trying to get me the same man any watch anyone better than my movies that's obvious, but whatever hey, you didn't move to ID I know, it's me I know I did, one lady would talk to audio now, any advice for the acceptance speech, anything, you know, what's my advice, my advice for people who get Oscars, you know, when you get a Grammy it's like you know, it doesn't matter to you. thank God. God is busy working on the tsunami. so leave him, leave him, leave him alone, he's trying to help people, I mean Rwanda and you, oh God, I want to thank God that God is like who excuses me.

I have to go to the Oscars as the exact same guy now, I hear. We are changing the way awards are given to some people so that they put their ward in their seat, it's true. I think so, just a couple, you just sit there, I go, you go, you go to the Oscars, but it's also a TV show, yeah, and some people you know. I don't know, some people it's just sexier for some people to get their awards than others. I guess I see it, so other people just say yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, I didn't make it up.

You know, sometimes you're watching the Oscars. and it's like the light guys up there talked for 20 minutes, right? They didn't want to see Angelina Jolie, right? in May with Adam Sam, okay, the city, I want to see that movie, yeah, I want to see it, I was broke, I was like I haven't replaced the lives on Hollywood Boulevard, it was raining and I was like, well, I'll go see The Longest Yard for For some reason, that movie rejuvenated me so much. I don't use such stupid movies, but I felt that I felt good when I can feel good, it makes you want to go to jail and what is the other here and the other? the Madagascar ones, the cartoons, yeah, you can't call them cartoons, they are animated, you know, for the kids, yeah, you know, you must love animating them.

Anything that silenced my kids for 90 minutes. I'm happy right now, give me an opinion. some of the things in the news I look like Michael Jackson we haven't talked about that Michael Jackson you know every comedian should send Michael Jackson a check give an agent 10 Michael should get three three percent. I wonder if Mike when Michael Jackson leaves. A child likes to go to a party with balloons or something like that but you know that the King of Pop would like to meet you, how about the thief? He? The man wasn't that bad apparently where is Johnny Cochran right now when you need them?

Johnny is even one of Michael's lawyers. I don't know if Johnny is in this one. I think Johnny says, "Oh, I'm staying away from this one because Martha Stewart gets out of prison in two weeks, yeah, I guess, but she's not a show that starts right away." right, she's like on the baby, so she comes out, the credits start like there's a camera, so she comes out, hey, welcome to get out of jail with Martha Stewart, well, you know, Sunday is the big day , yeah, I really appreciate coming because I know this. It's a crazy week and everyone's on your case and thanks for taking the time, thanks for having me, everyone's going to see the Oscars right after the Oscars, the Soul Train Awards, the Soul Train Award, Chris, thanks dude, let's go to be right. back