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CHEAPEST WOMAN EVER

CHEAPEST WOMAN EVER
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right i don't use toilet paper i just use water and soap to clean myself off after going to the bathroom well today's your lucky day because there's more where that came from i like to use hair over dental floss why are you okay you know i'd rather have a flimsy strand of hair that's gonna break two of the three times you do this then a sturdy minty string floss is floss for a reason you're trying to save three dollars

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y six months i know it sounds gross but this just works it's a great system plus doesn't cost me anything doesn't cost me anything but my integrity as a human being i mean the worst part is she taking some nasty greasy hair out of her comb to floss those hot wings out of their home yeah i ain't taking no oral dental advice from someone with yellow teeth quebec with some pearly whites and then maybe make a five minute craft video dentist hate her find out this

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's trick to flossing her teeth for free okay yeah no thanks keep your life hacks to yourself pr executive and single mother kia cambridge shares her suburban wisconsin apartment with her 18 year old college-bound son alex she's a pr executive that job title screams 60k you're starting and did y'all see her cup tell me why it looks like she dug her coffee out of a dumpster behind a 7-eleven love of my life my son alex is going to be moving out soon so now we're really tightening the purse drinks...
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my mom wants to save money for me for college i have to grab a measuring cup and the cup i'm going to pour in because i have to make sure it's only half a cup full sun i love you but you can't have a whole cup of orange juice at a time you absolutely can't only one half cup at a time we trying to ration this out the rest of the month until the expiration date y'all really love oj that much

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y monday i go in i get my latte then i bring it home to save money i usually buy one large cup and then i ration it out over the days what this girl drinks the same cup of coffee

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y single day the rest of the week yikes you could not take like a starbucks cup and just like pop that bad boy in the good old microwave 30 second that bad boy like like isn't gonna set on fire you're not supposed to microwave those cups but ugh think about how absolutely putrid your coffee will taste by the seventh day like oh you know what i'm a cheapo but that's not gonna stop me from having my weekly venti mocha java chip frappuccino with one pop of vanilla one pop of caramel one pop of mocha frappiano and extra whip you know really gotta make it count i thought you could enjoy three sips of this per day as somebody who's had like my coffee sit until the end of the day or the next day a few hours i feel like is undrinkable and you're telling me she's gonna reheat the same cup so she can have her den cappuccino she doesn't even use a straw no she a...
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savage lipstick stains literally for days on this cup turning out the latte over three days i'm able to enjoy the latte for a third of the cost lipstick marks indicate how many times that i've had to reheat this cup of coffee on maybe the third day seems like you get this little this film on top that you got to take off that part's disgusting but there's good stuff underneath that ah you absolute nasty i can't believe this it's been a day you drinking your mocha caramel macchiato are you tossing that bad boy smash like if you won't toss your drink because she keeps it for only three days but that doesn't change the fact that it's disgusting how much germs are gonna be sitting upon that poor cup that cup doesn't look like he's doing too good either like dying on the inside like other cups get recycled curse this faith that's been bestowed upon me yeah sucks man getting used over and over and over so you can't take it no more her coffee moments are probably the most absurd coffee cup's like all stained and has lipstick all over it and it's just kind of gross i feel bad for her son it sucks when there's two people living together and only one of them is cheap and it kind of throws off the whole discount dynamic it's like you both gotta be cheap or one of y'all gotta go i keep my chewed piece as a gum in the freezer because it helps preserve the flavor i usually chew one piece

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y three days okay so the...
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first three days of the week we're gonna ration out the latte so it lasts you know you could just make your own coffee at home and you would be paying the same but no the rest of the week there needs to be something else to occupy my mouth and she puts them in a pill container so i know my days of the week you know we got a whole schedule for frozen gum like you are trying to save money where it doesn't make a difference it's like gum how much do you really spend on gum in a year if you chew gum

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y single day you get a family size thing of gum that's gonna last you the whole year from costco for like probably eight bucks start with a sip piece on sunday ride that out till about tuesday then we get to wednesday that's when i treat myself with a whole new piece of gum oh bless her soul she's so i don't know the word for it absurd extreme you know instead of having my pills and stuff i'ma have my gum and

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y week i treat myself to a new piece of gum wow i don't want to flex on anybody but how many pieces of gum do you go through in a week with this system i don't spend more than ten dollars a year on gum what did i just say what if i told you for less than ten dollars you could have a year supply of gum and have a brand new yes i said it brand new piece

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y day bro what is this less than seven dollars you get 180 pieces of gum for five dollars you get a bottle for 120 pieces 180 pieces for less than seven dollars and you won't...
have to waste 20 minutes of your week doing this haul saving my gum new piece on wednesday like stop it's like after using a paper towel i'm gonna hang it out to dry food can be a distraction to other things that we need to get done alex and i will eat buffet

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y day once a day what a buffet

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y day but only one meal a day when she's not having her mocha frappuccino and a piece of frozen gum there it is she brought her three day old latte with her to the buffet you know they have coffee there most of the time it's included the

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buffet i've been to is probably like 10 to 15 a day where if you made your own food like actually went grocery shopping and bought your own food it would be much cheaper than going out to eat once a day she really loaded that plate on though we got lobster we got shrimp we got crab legs a

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of culture just kidding she would really make sure i had a lot to eat and have that last us we eat one time a day and we just pile it in she eats so aggressively whoa there slow down

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eating my one meal a day like oh my god guess me

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y time you know i'm going to miss you a lot you're the light of my life i want to talk to you about something now uh your room i want to sublet your room my son is leaving for college tomorrow on this last day let's discuss renting out your room you know that room that's yours that you grew up in mommy doesn't have you around anymore so the next best thing is money she...
really doing this but where am i gonna stay when i come back up a nice clean quiet motel stay in a really nice motel i said motel i mean she really want her son to spend like 50 to 80 bucks a night she completely contradicts herself i don't think she's very good at being cheap like she desperately wanted to be on this cheapskate show comes up with some cheap things real quick frankly i'm not impressed next up i have another one for you this is the

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that pees in a jar to save money so she doesn't have to flush this is where i deposit my urine girl go back to the 1800s where you belong the era of the toilets doesn't want you oh this would be good over here to plug in all my chargers wow what the hell is all of that my drill where should i plug this in i don't care i don't know if steve's trying to see how far he can push me he shows up with all these electric appliances we're at a point in our relationship where i'm wondering if he really loves me or he's using me for my electricity like we already don't flush the toilet in this household but you want to plug in your drill that uses electricity i'm trying to figure out like what kilowatt but i don't know how to figure that out so what's that gonna tell you come on you know man i got to do the numbers if you were going to do a spreadsheet if you i will you know i'd make you do the math hold on i love you and i love you listen i want you to just try to see...
things from my point of view are they really arguing about the kilowatts that the microwave uses because it's going to use up too much electricity and make my electricity bill go 19 cents up how tragic our job is to figure out how much it costs to cook a frozen dinner in this microwave oh my goodness she gonna send him a bill it cost you three cents when you heated up your tv dinner last night you know even though that we're in a relationship i'm gonna like bill you at the end of each month okay girl you want a man or no it's like my own private little dumpster okay here's some stuff we've got a lot of lettuce i don't usually spend too much time looking at it i just kind of yeah that one's good did he really use my electricity last night go to the dumpster i'm gonna cook him a real dinner tonight victoria consistently shows up with items from the dumpster she calls them treasures i call them trash look at this rice and chips you are nasty chipotle threw that away after it fell on the ground and you are gonna pick it up and be like oh dinner tonight you could have got rice there are stores that have it like 50 cents a pound and made some nice fresh rice no we only want the one with e coli like free gold love it oh limes what is this it smells like orange i found three cakes here wow they're just absolutely free you gonna get a free disease with that too and a free visit to the doctor's office oh wait that's not free free...
medication for the rest of your life that's not free either but you know what this food in the dumpster was you know what else is free leaves picking oranges out of someone's backyard air yeah that's sure some good air but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below which one of these was the worst were these money-saving tips good or bad comment below i wanna know rate them one out of ten and make sure you hit that like button in the face and subscribe join the wolf pack oh i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys