Celebrities Impersonating Other Celebrities (With References)

you know, mine was with me, sky do up was a little bit tall guy, at least 30 feet or so off the ground, yeah, close guys, he's a bit of a surfer, oh no, no, close, close, oh yes, Thor, Thor, yes, that's great, guys, they came. on set and you're like this dynamo my Academy Award he was there he won this was his third Academy Award we're backstage because they're about to take you to the press conference and he says you know Rob , oh now I have one for every decade, it's an unusual choice of occupation for a sort of central location, so could you maybe explain to Kristen Stewart what the perfect title is all about?

You know the Bellas finished college and you know they're going. on a USO tour and it's like you know hilarity ensues, so yeah, yeah, I mean, we weren't a platform and we were also like on a cliff. I did, I'm not sure if that's what I said, I said something in a magazine I was in. how I smile, I swear, I like it, I actually smile a lot, it's strange that similar notion is perpetuated so cruelly with cards, I need the car, don't worry, you'll never know, old car, no card, so they said yes. I don't know that this was the case because you couldn't use this ability in the actual Star Wars trilogy, but I understand that you are quite an impressionist, that is the case, well, it's not so much that I am an impressionist, but when you tell stories, in you sort of affect whatever you're doing to try to give a firm flavor to what you're talking about.

I remember I was complaining to Harrison that my hair didn't match the last scene. and it was bad for continuity in Harrison's comment if I could if the audience is looking at your hair we're all in big trouble well it's a fantasy it's not so much science fiction as it is space fantasy and it's about people okay . finally about people and not finally about science Mallory, yeah, it's just that my mom is crazy about me, hey, that's good, you telling me? Wow Wow, wait a minute, Doc, why are you telling me you built a time machine, DeLorean, the way I see it?

I don't just do the good thing anymore, okay because it's like everyone can do it, that's her, but what you gotta do is add a little Texas whistle in there with that, that's like you start hearing those butts start shuffling. . I will do that. Don't come out on my infrared transmission. I'll make you a margarita. I'll toot your horn. I put it in the glove compartment we drive. He doesn't say a word for about five minutes and I. I'm sitting there, what the hell is in the glove compartment? He opens the glove compartment but makes sure he's still there.

Yes, it was attributed. Yeah, right, so I ran backstage to go see Don before he came out. I ran back really fast and he's sitting in a chair and I said I said he finally does it, you know, you know, I'm listening to him, I wish you luck and everything he does, he does, John, you're here and you're not late, the The truth is that there was such and Friends, every time I'm here I look, I saved that thing. I'm going blind, you guys on TV don't know, so it's all black. Camaro mater. I have cataracts, obviously, they love to make imitations.

My favorite is Chris. Evans, as you know, um, oh my gosh, okay Wow, Zack, nerdy, HQ, man, he's pretty cool, he wasn't wearing his costume like me and he was like a friend, really, I was watching him on TV, man, I mean, oh my god, you know, I mean. Maybe the hardest part of being the sexiest man of the year is and next year not being the sexiest man of the year, so I called Robert and said listen, I need you to play the Mexican, he says, man, this It's the deal, sure, why not, sure. Of course, and by the way, there's a lot to be said about how these genre movies are and I was happy to be part of the problem, if there is one, give me the best of Woody, God, you know, no, don't put me on the spot like that exactly. you know, competition, yeah, I'm trying to have a good time, you make me feel because I won a few Oscars over the years and I thought they were, you know they were calling to get them back and I panicked because the After seeing you fight with Evangelist, I should probably get in the ring with you because the legs looked a little rubbery.

You know what I mean? When you talk about Thomas not knowing, it means saying that I'm holding him back in the same way. Quick, I'm still very well, you know, turn off the lights in my room, get into bed before it gets dark, come down, I'll leave the gallery, I want you to come up here and have something to do. drink whatever you want and give me the number one spot from the kitchen to the number one spot since this must be sinking it's very nice to me now here's my impression of Ray Romano playing golf but yeah I need your help I'm sure i can. you like the sound of a golf like a walk like something you already know, of course, ready, come on, you're right, first of all, it's a compliment, it's not supposed to be the highest form of flattery suppression, yeah, but it also is, if you think about it.

It's like a double insult because well, he's making fun of my voice and he's making fun of my golf game, so I was going to go with John Wick, but now I see that's why not, because yeah, that's not , yes that's fine? I don't know, but I thought it would be funny if instead of walking in the door and saying "trick or treat" I banished a gun and said people keep saying I'm back, yeah, thinking I'm back, people keep asking. If I came back and I haven't really had an answer, but now I do, I'm going to face Eddie Murphy again, what do you think of the wing sauce?

He's amazing, man. You know, I'm trying to figure out why I'm spicier. Even though you know I'm saying this isn't normal for me, you know I like spicy things, you don't say, you know spicy, I go to Indian clubs, I know spicy, Eddie, that's what some people say, you know. It's like they expected our hot sauce to be like the hottest hot sauce, but we wanted a good, flavorful, mild hot sauce, but I think it's a fair move, it's a great, mild hot sauce. Now, if you asked Shannon Sharpe the same question, he would have one. from my first year on SNL, I took the Long Island Rail Road into the city when I couldn't and I parked in Freeport and I had a car with nice hubcaps and I came back one night and my hubcaps were working, you know, and I took someone else's hood person, yeah, it's like he designed his own set, designed his own lighting and Apocalypse Now and just emerges from the light so you can do that errand boy about five supermarket employees, thank you, thank you very much, thank you.

I feel very honored to be present today. Okay thank you very much. I'm talking about substitute teaching. I am very grateful to be here. Her name is Abby Abby Adamson and oh my gosh, Abby, I love your name so much. I want to thank you Michael for taking a chance on me because I know he might be like Jeff Spicoli, "he's my girlfriend, but like with Lisp and paralysis, I don't know how you could have thanked you for taking a chance on me." I'm not going to do the push-ups that Christian didn't usually do on set.

In fact, I'm just going to make a much more refined Batman. In fact, I am the hero. He has some needs right now, not the ones you deserve, but I'm going to tell you something, okay, I'll sing to you. The Princes have caught you, true princes of crime and wild cards, all of you. I'm going to take them down. I'm going to take them down and put them in Arkham Asylum. and I'm going to lock you up, what do you think was pretty good? I do not know who you are