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CATS Pitch Meeting

Jun 08, 2021
so you got a movie for me, yes sir i got it. I was thinking we can make musical

cats

into a movie that's a recognizable property, so I'm all ears, well I'm mostly not ears. this, I don't know anything about the musical, well, the movies will start and we will meet this cat named Victoria, so far, so good, there is already a cat in the movie, so they abandon her in an alley and surround her. from other

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even better, more cats bring them here and so they start singing Jellicle songs for the Jellicle cats Jellicle exactly the song goes like this because Jellico's can Angelico's do Jellicle z' do Angelica's can well well well but what does it mean Jellicle those Jellico can? and they do so they do and they can they are Jellicle is like little Ferb Angelika like an angelic or something it's not just Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle you're going to keep saying the word Jellicle over and over without explanation that's just us I'm just going to keep going saying the made up word Jellicle didn't provide any context or explanation, oh very confusing at one point in the movie one of the cats will tell another cat that you really are a Jellicle cat that sounds good. moment or a completely neutral one.
cats pitch meeting
I don't know. I do not know too. Wow, so we're going to find out that all these cats are competing for a prize because there's a jelly moon, no, so the moon is also jelly now. Of course, the moon is Jellicle. I just wish you could give literally any explanation. Well, I'm not going to make the moon Jellicle and you'll have to deal with that fairly. So what is this award? They are competing for death. a sweet release from death so they can be reincarnated and start a new life which is extremely dark all these cats want to die oh they would love to die yeah sure so how is the plot of the movie? ok ok so you know that's it oh that's just introducing the cat exactly one cat will show up and sing about its defining trait and then disappear for the rest of the movie and that's how the cat musical real is kind of, you know, it sounds like it's not. it will translate super well to the big screen like maybe it exists in the right medium right now and we don't have to try to get a movie out of it we could just let the art be musical made four billion dollars i mean we have to try to make a movie out of it, I'm sure I thought so too, so what kind of cats are we going to meet?
cats pitch meeting

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Well, there's a fat cat named Bustopher Jones, all right, and he's going to sing a song about how he eats and his name is Bustopher Jones. and that's it, plus he's going to take himself in the groin a couple of times, that's funny, it certainly is, sir. I also thought we could have Jason Derulo play one of the cats. I'm going to want to say Jason Derulo out loud to South E, oh ​​yeah, that guy loves to say his own name, we're going to have to fight him. I think what are some of the other cats?
cats pitch meeting
Well, there's this other big cat named Jenny. she forces to dance and they have human child faces oh my god she also eats a bunch of cockroaches with human faces i will scream for their lives as they devour them that sounds horrible yeah it will be kinda horrible for sure. yeah, and what about real cats, oh let's make them hideous, oh absolutely, they'll look like snapchat filters come to life and have extreme bloodlust. I'm telling you all these cats are going to move their shoulders like this all the time Wow, okay, what's this about? Oh, these are seductive movements of the shoulders.
cats pitch meeting
Oh, you're saying that's a cool thing you're doing right now. Come on I'm talking about all the cats, they'll rub each other, their tails will wag, they'll be about to kiss a couple of times, I feel very awkward anyway, we'll also meet an old cat and her name is ancient Deuteronomy . I've never had a cat, but I'm assuming that's a pretty standard name for one, so Deuteronomy runs this thing called a jelly ball, and she chooses which cat is going to be reborn. I mean, most of the things in that sentence were actual words, so no complaints here, but there's also an evil cat you should know about.
Oh, an evil cat, huh? he uses his magic to cheat oh this cat is magic yes this cat is magic so he teleports some cats to a barge so they can't compete anymore very bad cat very bad cat so at the end of the Jellicle ball. it's like the only candidate left so it's like Deuteronomy pick me for death which is normal to want now that you're getting it. No, I'm not. Wow, sure, okay, so Macavity teleports her to the barge, and she thinks that since this cat is magical and powerful, she would like her life and doesn't want to be reborn, well she doesn't like it for some reason, okay then so it would be It's hard to get the cat off the barge.
In fact, it's going to be super easy, but hardly inconvenient. Mistoffelees he's a nice guy oh the cat is a wizard he's the wizard so he uses real magic to solve the only problem that has come up in this whole movie Wow well thank goodness certain cats are magical , is extremely useful for the story, so who does the old cat? she chooses to be greeted by the sweet embrace of death oh well there's this other cat called Grizabella ok and the whole movie she just wants to be part of the gang but they're all really mean to her like all good cats , everyone except Victoria, so Grizabella sings everyone it's a song about memories and she's so excited that like half a gallon of snot runs from her nose to her mouth oh sounds distracting oh it's gonna be Wow and then all the other cats are like okay wow that was a great song and they finally accept it oh that's so sweet then it's time for me to die.
The life she wanted and the reward for that is to die and get a new life, that's right, so they push her into a chandelier which is also a hot air balloon and she flies towards the Sun towards her impending doom Wow, alright, I do not understand anything. of this and then old Deuteronomy stares into the camera and speaks to the audience for three straight minutes, why does he get it right? It's not dogs, I mean, it's them, even though I don't know anything anymore, oh, to say that's so Jellicle, I feel completely crazy, I've lost my mind, it's gone, Jellicle, Jellicle, Jellicle, what's that word, what is that?
So what do you think of the film, sir? To be completely honest, it all sounds extremely Jellicle. Oh, I agree. I just said Jellicle. Why did I say Jellicle? Jellicle's hypnosis has taken effect. Like a hundred million Jellicle dollars to make this Jellicle movie right, I think Jellicle, do you think we'll give him his Jellicle money back? Hey guys, this is Ryan, I hope you like that

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