CATS Pitch Meeting

So you have a movie for me, yes sir, I do. I was thinking we can turn the musical

cats

into a movie that's a recognizable property, so I'm all ears, well I'm mostly no ears, I only have the right two, so tell me about this I don't know anything about the musical, well, the movies are going to start and we will meet this cat named Victoria, so far so good. There's already a cat in the movie, so they abandon her in an alley and a group surrounds her. from other

cats

even better, more cats bring them here and then they start singing Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats Jellicle exactly the song says because Jellico's can Angelico's do Jellicle z' do Angelica's can right, right, but what does Jellicle mean with those Jellico that can? and they do they do and they can they are Jellicle is like Ferb Angelika short like an angelic or something like that it's not just Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle you'll keep saying the word Jellicle over and over without explanation, that's right We'll just keep saying that the made up word Jellicle he did not provide any context or explanation.

Oh, very confusing at one point in the movie, one of the cats will tell another cat that you really are a Jellicle cat. Well, that sounds like a good time or a completely neutral one I don't know I don't know either Wow, then we'll find out that all these cats are competing for a prize because there's a Jellicle moon, no, so the moon is also Jellicle now. Of course, the moon is Jellicle. I just wish you could give literally any explanation. Well I'm not going to, the moon is Jellicle and you'll have to deal with that pretty fair.

So what is this prize they are competing for for death? God, a sweet release from death so that they can be reincarnated and begin a new life that is extremely dark. All these cats want to die. Oh, they would love to die. Yes, sure. What is the plot of the movie? Let's introduce some cats. okay, okay, so you know, that's it, oh, that's it, we're just introducing the cat. Exactly one cat will appear and sing about his defining trait and then disappear for the rest of the movie and that's just like the real cat. The musical is sort of, you know, it seems like that won't translate very well to the big screen, like maybe it exists in the right medium right now and we don't have to try to make a movie out of it, we could just let it the art.

Being a musical made four billion dollars. I mean, we have to try to make a movie out of it, for sure. I thought about it too, so what kind of cats are we going to meet? Well, there's a fat cat named Bustopher Jones, all right, and he's going to sing a song about how he feeds and his name is bustopher jones and that's it, plus he's going to get a couple of punches in the groin, that's comical, certainly. It is, sir. I also thought we could get Jason Derulo to play one of the cats, okay, but he's You're going to want to tweak the lyrics a little, do you think he'll mean Jason Derulo out loud, sure, oh yeah, that guy loves it. say his own name, we're going to have to fight him about it.

I think what some of the other cats are. There's another big cat named Jenny, whatever the point and what's her problem. She has some slave mice that she forces to dance and they have faces like human children. Oh my god, she also eats a ton of cockroaches with human faces that I'll scream about. her lives while they are devoured that sounds horrible, yes, it's sure to be a little horrible, yes, and what about real cats? Oh, let's make them hideous, oh absolutely, they'll look like Snapchat filters come to life. and she had an extreme thirst for blood Oh, the cats with disturbing faces are tense, say sir, our lord, let me tell you that all these cats will move their shoulders like this all the time.

Wow, okay, what's this about? Oh, these are seductive shoulder movements, oh, you're saying it's kind of sexy what you're doing right now, yeah, there's definitely an unspoken seduction thing going on with you, you know, each cat will rub against each other, their tails will twitch. , they will be about to kiss a A couple of times I feel very uncomfortable anyway, we will also meet an old cat and her name is old Deuteronomy. I've never had a cat, but I guess she's a pretty standard name for one, so Deuteronomy runs this thing called Jellicle. ball and she chooses which cat will be reborn.

I mean, most of the things in that sentence were real words, so no complaints here, but there's also a bad cat you should know about. Oh, a bad cat, what's her normal name? Well, his name is Macavity and he wants to be cast as the cat who is reborn why because that works so what does he do well? uses his magic to cheat oh this cat is magic yes this cat is magic so he teleports some cats like a barge so they can no longer compete a very bad cat a very bad cat so at the end of the Jellicle dance he's like the only candidate left, so it's like Deuteronomy, choose me to die, which is normal to want now you're getting it.

I do not do it. I'm not, so Deuteronomy is like I would never choose you as Jellicle, Jellicle cat Jellicle, get out of here, stupid. Wow, sure, she's fine, so Macavity teleports her to the barge and thinks that since this cat is magical and powerful, he would like her life and doesn't want to be reborn. Well, he doesn't like her for some reason. Well, okay, so it was going to be difficult to get the cat back from the barge. In fact, it will be super easy, hardly an inconvenience. Oh, actually, I can still see it. There is another magical cat and his name is Mr.

Mistoffelees, he's a good guy, oh, the cat is a magician, he's the magician, so he uses real magic to solve the only problem that has arisen in the entire movie. Wow, thank goodness certain cats are magical, it sure is extremely useful to the story, so who plays the old cat? choose to be welcomed by the sweet embrace of death oh well there's another cat named Grizabella okay and throughout the movie she just wants to be part of the gang but everyone is so mean to her like all the good cats all except Victoria, then Grizabella. everyone sings a song about memories and she's so excited that like a half gallon of snot runs from her nose into her mouth oh, that sounds annoying oh, will it be Wow and all the other cats say, well, wow, that was a great song and they finally accept it, oh, that's so sweet, then it's time for her to die, oh right, oh my god, yes, she's been chosen by Jellicle at Jellicle's dance under the Jellicle moon, so who is finally accepted by the other cats and gets the life she wanted and the reward for that is dying and getting a new life, so they put her in a chandelier that is also a hot air balloon and she flies towards the Sun towards her imminent perdition.

Wow, okay, I don't understand any of this and then good old Deuteronomy. She stares into the camera and talks to the audience for three minutes straight about why she does it so well. She says you understand cats now. Not really. I have never been more confused in my life. She also says that cats are not dogs. I mean, yes. they thought I don't know anything anymore oh that's such a Jellicle thing to say I feel completely crazy I've lost my sanity it's gone Jellicle Jellicle Jellicle what's that word what's that so what are you thinking? the movie sir, well to be completely honest it all sounds extremely Jellicle, oh I agree, I just said Jellicle, why did I say Jellicle?

Jellicle hypnosis has taken effect, oh man why do I feel so Jellicle now? I need like a hundred million Jellicle dollars. make this Jellicle movie, okay, to me it sounds like Jellicle, do you think we'll get the Jellicle money back? Hey guys, I'm Ryan, I hope you like that introductory

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