Carpool Karaoke w/ Sam Smith ft. Fifth Harmony

Hey, I know you're in Los Angeles right now. Is there any way you can help me get there? I'M IN A HURRY AND THE TRAFFIC IS HORRIBLE. OH, YOU ARE THE BEST. THANK YOU, I'M OUT. WELL. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS. (APPLAUSE) HELLO, JAMES. James: THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. IT IS MY PLEASURE. James: I'VE NEVER KNOWN TRAVEL LIKE THIS. I KNOW, DOWNLOAD A BLOCK. James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? LET'S GO. James: WE SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO. ♪ YOU MUST THINK I'M STUPID (Applause and applause) ♪ YOU MUST THINK I'M A FOOL ♪ ​​I'M NEVER GOING TO LET YOU COME TO ME ♪ EVEN THOUGH YOU MEAN MORE TO ME ♪ BECAUSE EVERY TIME I OPEN, IT HURTS ♪ SO I'M NEVER GOING TO GET TOO CLOSE TO YOU ♪ EVEN WHEN IT MEANS MORE TO YOU ♪ IN CASE YOU GO AND LEAVE ME ON EARTH ♪ BUT EVERY TIME I HURT ME THE LESS I CRY ♪ AND EVERY TIME YOU LEAVE ME THE FASTER THESE TEARS DRY ♪ AND EVERY TIME YOU GO OUT LESS I LOVE YOU ♪ BABY, WE DON'T GET A CHANCE IT'S SAD BUT IT'S TRUE ♪ I'M TOO GOOD TO GOODBYE (Applause and greetings) James: NOW YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN THE FIRST TIME, IT ANNOYS ME A LITTLE BECAUSE WE STARTED THE SAME DIET AT THE SAME TIME.

And now I'm alone as the big boy. AND I FEEL LIKE... THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS FOR THIS TO BE RECTIFIED, EITHER... EITHER YOU GROW BIG OR I LOSE WEIGHT, SO THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY FOR THIS TO BE RECTIFIED. I'M GOING TO GET FAT AGAIN. James: NO, YOU ARE NOT. MY PLAN IS TO KEEP MY WEIGHT LOW FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS. I ONLY WANT TO LIVE IN CAVTAIN. When I grow up I'll be wearing huge CAVTAIN JR sunglasses, and all you talk about is people coming to the house. COMPLETELY. AND I ONLY WALK WITH MY OSCAR AND MY GRANDMA.

James: AND YOU ONLY GIVE AWAY STORIES. YES, AND ♪ YES, I THINK ONE DAY I WILL BE ♪ WHERE I WAS THERE, RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ AND IT'S HARD THE DAYS SEEM SO DARK ♪ THE MOON, AND THE STARS ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU ♪ YOUR TOUCH, YOUR SKIN ♪ ME YOU SAID NOT TO CRY WHEN YOU LEFT ♪ BUT THE FEELING IS OVERWHELMING IT'S TOO STRONG ♪ CAN I LIE NEXT TO YOUR SIDE (Applause) BY YOUR SIDE, YOU ♪ AND MAKE SURE YOU ARE VERY WELL, I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU ♪ YOU (Applause and applause) (APPLAUSE) THAT'S INCREDIBLE. James: YOU ARE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THE SONG.

James: REALLY? YES, YOU WERE, YOU MADE A TWEET SAYING THAT YOU LIKE THE SONG. I THINK HE WAS WORKING AT THE BAR AT THE TIME. James: NO, YOU ARE SERIOUS. COUNTRY. James: I DIDN'T KNOW. AND I THOUGHT OH MY GOD, THAT'S AMAZING. HE LIKES MY MUSIC. James: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WORKING IN A BAR. I LISTENED TO THAT SONG AND I REMEMBER THINKING THAT I JUST HEARED A VOICE THAT I WOULD HEAR FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. ♪ YOU AND I MADE A PROMISE (Applause and applause) FOR BETTER OR WORSE ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME DOWN ♪ BUT THE PROOF IS IN THE WAY IT HURTS ♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I KNOW ♪ WHAT YOU'VE DONE BUT WHEN YOU CALL ME BABY ♪ I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE ♪ I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE (Applause and applause) James: DO YOU EVER GET A STAR?

TRUCK. I'M ALWAYS CONFUSED WHEN I MEET ACTORS AND WHY. BECAUSE THEY LOOK HUGE ON SCREEN AND THEN YOU MEET THEM AND THEY ARE SMALL. James: TENNEE WITH BIG HANDS. YOU KNOW YOURSELF AS BRAD PIT, HE IS VERY, VERY SMALL AND HAS A HUGE HEAD. YES. James: RYAN GOESLING IN PERSON, STOP, STOP, OH MY GOD. When I look at Ryan Goesling, GOSLING I think we're technically the same species. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. James: WE'RE HAVING CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS, I UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN I GO OUT WITH JULYS, MY WIFE AND US WILL BE AT THE SUPERMARKET OR SOMETHING, AND SOMEONE WILL SAY OH, THIS IS JULIA MY WIFE, AND THEY'LL DO IT WOW OH.

She now I'M THINKING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. I'M SUCH A MAN. AND THEN I THINK I CAN'T WAIT TO PRESENT THE TONY AWARDS. THE TONY ♪ WHEN I SIGNED MY CONTRACT I FELT PRESSURE ♪ I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE NUMBERS (Applause and applause) I WANT TO SEE THE SKY ♪ YOU SAY COULD YOU WRITE A SONG FOR ME? ♪ I SAID SORRY, I WANTED TO DO THAT HAPPY ♪ WHEN I GO HOME I HAVE TO CLOSE THE DOOR ♪ I NEVER WANTED MORE THAN TO SING WITH ME ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE I DON'T HAVE ♪ MONEY ON MY MIND MONEY ON MY MIND ♪ I'M DOING IT FOR ME DO IT FOR LOVE ♪ I DON'T HAVE MONEY ON MY MIND ♪ MONEY ON MY MIND I DO IT FOR ♪ I DO IT FOR LOVE I DO IT FOR LOVE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ MONEY ON MY MIND I DO IT FOR ♪ I DO IT FOR LOVE I DO IT FOR LOVE (Applause and applause) James: NOW IT'S TRUE, I READ THAT YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL ONCE TO GO TO A LADY GAGA CONCERT, IS IT TRUE?

YES. James: ARE YOU GETTING IN TROUBLE? THEY PUT ME IN THE UNIT FOR THREE DAYS. James: WHAT IS UNITY? THAT'S LIKE YOU ARE IN A CLASS ALL DAY, A TEACHER REALLY HAS TO ACCOMPANY YOU TO THE CANTINO. James: FOR GOING TO STEE GAGA. BUT I FORGED A LETTER FROM PIE DAD ON THE LIBRARY COMPUTER AND FORGOT TO LOOK, AND THE LIBRARIAN JUST LOOKED AND THEN CALLED PIE DAD. AND THE EXCUSE WAS NOT GREAT. I SAID I WAS GOING TO A FUNERAL. James: SAM CAN'T BE AT SCHOOL, HE'LL BE AT A FUNERAL AND YOU WERE ACTUALLY LIKE RA RA AHAHA ♪ I guess it's true, I'm not good at ♪ A ONE NIGHT JOY BUT I STILL NEED LOVE ♪ BECAUSE I'M JUST A MAN THESE NIGHTS NEVER SEEM TO ♪ GO ACCORDING TO THE PLAN I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE ♪ WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND?

OH WON'T YOU STAY WITH ME? ♪ BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL I NEED THIS IS NOT LOVE ♪ IT'S CLEAR TO SEE BUT DEAR, STAY WITH ME (Applause and applause) James: ARE YOU BAD IN A ONE NIGHT JOY? IT USED TO BE HORRIBLE. James: NOW I DOWNLOADED IT. NOW I DOWNLOADED IT. ♪ I AM YOUNG AND I AM DUMB I HAVE MADE BAD DECISIONS ♪ I BLOCK THE NEWS I TURN MY BACK ON RELIGION ♪ I DO NOT HAVE ANY TITLE I AM SOMETHING NAIVE ♪ I HAVE COME THIS FAR ON YOUR OWN YOU WILL NOT FIND ME IN THE CHURCH ♪ READING THE BIBLE I AM STILL HERE ♪ AND I AM STILL YOUR DISCIPLE I AM ON my KNEES, I AM ♪ BEGING YOU, PLEASE I AM BROKEN, ALONE AND AFRAID ♪ I AM NOT A SAINT ♪ MAYBE I WILL PRAY ♪ PRAY FOR A SHINE OF HOPE MAYBE PRAY, PRAY ♪ MAYBE PRAY I HAVE NEVER BELIEVED ♪ AND SA BES WHAT AM I GOING TO WIN, WILL YOU CALL ME? ♪ CAN WE HAVE A SINGLE PLEASE? ♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT FREEDOM EVERYONE PRAY AT THE END ♪ EVERYONE PRAY AT THE END ARE YOU NOT CALLING ME? ♪ CAN WE HAVE A SINGLE PLEASE? ♪ LET'S TALK ABOUT FREEDOM EVERYONE PRAY AT THE END ♪ EVERYONE PRAY AT THE END (Applause and applause) James: CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR LOVE FOR THE FIFTH HARMONY?

OH MY GOD, WHAT DO YOU WANT SO MUCH? WHEN I LISTEN TO THEM I FEEL FREE. I FEEL-- . James: YOU FEEL FREE WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THEM. I FEEL FREE, I FEEL ALIVE, I FEEL THAT THE WOMAN IN ME IS LEARNING. AND I JUST WANT, I DON'T KNOW, AT HOME HE LISTEN EVERY TIME I GO OUT, MY WEDDING SONG, I WANT TO WALK DOWN THE HALLWAY TOWARDS HER. I LOVE IF I HAVE THE FIFTH HARMONY AT MY WEDDING. I WANT YOU TO PLAY FOR ME. James: HILARIOUS. YES, FOR MY WEDDING I HAVE A COMPLETE PLAN. I WANT A FUNERAL FOR MY SINGLE SELF BEFORE MY WEDDING.

James: OH MY GOD, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL, OUT OF CONTROL. I'M IN AKOFFIN. AND THERE ARE ALL THESE POWER POINT PRESENTATIONS ABOUT MY SINGLE LIFE, YOU SHOW OUT HOW FUN IT WAS AND EVERYONE LIKES THAT WE ARE GOING TO MISS THEM SO MUCH, AND I GET UP FROM THE COFFIN AND EVERYONE GET UP AND TAKE OFF THEIR BLACK AND WEAR WHITE. James: GOD HELP YOUR HUSBAND. YOU WILL LOVE IT. James: GOD HELP YOUR HUSBAND. THIS IS WHAT SAM WANTED TO DO, YOU KNOW. YOUR PARENTS ARE LIKE GET READY. DO I GET A RALT FEUN FOR MY SINGLE ME?

NO NO NO. THIS IS A LOT ABOUT ME. OH DARLING. NO, I'M OBSESSED WITH THEM. I AM JUST A HARMONIZER. James: I guess we should listen then, right? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING AT ALL ♪ I'M SITTING PRETTY, IMPATIENT BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE TO ♪ PUT THE HOURS INTO THEM HEY, IT'S ME, I'M WITH SAM, AND WE'RE WORKING FROM HOME. BUT I FEEL LIKE 2 COULD BE AN ELEVATED KIND OF SHOW. (LAUGHTER) ARE YOU CLOSE TO PI? THERE IS ANYWAY, JUST TO GIVE IT A LIFT. NO, NO! OH LORD! (APPLAUSE) OH MY GOD! HOW ARE YOU?

OH LORD. OH MY GOD (LAUGHTER) I'M REALLY SHAKEING. IT'S CRAZY. A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. Nice to meet you. THIS IS MY DREAM. James: Okay. HERE WE GO. WE ARE READY? ARE WE READY, GIRLS? YES ♪ I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING AT ALL ♪ I'M SITTING NICE, IMPATIENT BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE TO ♪ PUT IN HOURS ♪ I KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS ON SHIFT NIGHT ♪ BUT I CAN'T STAND THESE NIGHTS ALONE ♪ AND I DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATION ♪ BECAUSE BABY, YOU ARE THE BOSS AT HOUSE ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK ♪ WORK, WORK, WORK BUT YOU HAVE TO PUT IN WORK, WORK, ♪ WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK YOU DON'T HAVE GO TO WORK, WE CAN WORK FROM HOME, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH WE CAN WORK FROM HOME, OH, OH, ♪ OH, OH ♪ ♪ ♪ (Applause and greetings) HAVE A GOOD WEEK, BOY, MANY THANK YOU.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WERE HERE. THAT'S MADE MY YEAR.