Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If It’s Randomized To Hell?

[I just want to let it be known before recording this voiceover that I just received the most perfect nasal strip application in the history of mankind. If there were an Olympics for this, I would have just won gold.] Every once in a while, you come across a mod for a game that is so relentlessly absurd that you wonder how no one did it before. If you're familiar with randomizers in something like Pokémon, you know how weird the game can get when they're used, and New Vegas is no exception. Can you

beat

Fallout New Vegas if it is

randomized

to fucking

hell

?

This is, without a doubt, my all-time favorite mod for Fallout New Vegas. It was probably the most fun I've had playing New Vegas since my first game. Before we dive headlong into the madness, I need to prepare you for what you're about to see. I'll take you through 3 events that happened in this game that, in any other video, would have been one of the highlights, but here they are average. They are a single injury in a thousand car crash on a bridge that is about to be hit by a tsunami on a planet being sucked into a black hole in a universe that is just a simulation controlled by bored beings and about to reboot and start. . this again.

First example. After a harrowing journey through the bowels of a random

hell

, I made my way to the Strip where I saw the entrance guarded by the usual assortment of robots and just before I started destroying them all, this mother dressed as The Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3 He runs to the door and dies. In the following example, she was running towards the Strip, minding my own business, when I see Victor in the distance. I thought he would be nice and say Hi. I walk up to him, press E, he immediately becomes hostile. It wasn't Victor, he was a hostile wasteland creature disguised as Victor.

Thirdly, you would have to see it to believe it. Mr. House performing in front of the curtain was literally a Brahmin's ass. By now you're probably wondering what kind of mod this is. Well, this is Fallout New Vegas Randomizer and it's great. I'll explain to you what it does. NPC heights are random, their inventory, armor and weapons are random. The contents of most containers are random. Your starting stats are random. Inventories for most merchants are random. The creatures that appear in the wasteland are all random, as are their sizes. The weather is random. If there is one mod you ever play, make it this one, it's amazing.

Okay, I think we're ready to start the real game. In the game, the first thing I noticed was how big and laid back Doc Mitchell is, it's disturbing, but if that bothers you, you'll have enough aneurysms throughout this video to erase your entire lineage from the beginning of time. . I left my SPECIAL stats to chance because it's a build I'd never really use, took a seat, chose Barter, Lockpick, Medicine, Skill, and Savage Wasteland as my Skills and Traits, braced myself, and headed out to find Victor. At first he was sad, I couldn't find him anywhere, then I realized that he was just a smaller rat.

I traded with Chet but couldn't buy anything useful, I went back outside and noticed he was wearing a radiation suit, Easy Pete seemed to be recovering from dental surgery, Sunny Smiles seemed to be having an interesting evening, Cheyenne was suffering from scoliosis, I blew the dome off a settler to the shadow realm to claim his weapon and abused Sunny Smile's random generosity to claim the ultimate prize. The firearm he gives you is always random, so I went through it a few times until I found something I thought was worth keeping. In the end I decided on the Alien Blaster because you never know what creatures you will encounter in this world, Joe Cobb was threatening Trudy, which was strange since he seemed to be a walking tank, and before leaving town I walked through the hell. towards the school to see what nightmares are inside.

It was horrible. Even on Very Easy, with all the randomness of the mod, it was much harder than you would expect. This mod is a work in progress, there are still some NPCs that are mostly basic. To make them more true to life, I killed them to make them like their McDonald's ice cream machine counterparts and noticed the first and most annoying bug caused by the random mod. Sometimes NPCs and creatures will be immortal. The only way to fix it is to save and reload. I killed a father and son while they were inspecting the bodies of their fallen relatives, I was lucky enough to have the opportunity to destroy another family on the overturned bus where two coyotes usually hang out, I fixed Snuffle's leg and talked to Chomp Lewis about the Deathclaws. .

There was a deathclaw, but it was small enough that it couldn't catch me while I was inspecting the abomination that was this protector, I took the baby deathclaw to the Quarry Junction station hoping it would kill them all, it didn't, and it began to eliminate to all the Deathclaws in the construction yard. There was a green ghecko, a stretchy yaoi guai, a Lakelurk, a robot eye, I fed lead to a Venus Fly Trap, I heard the wild moans of a Ghost Harvester and used dynamite to send it to hell, and then I saw it. . Mother Deathclaw was none other than Mr.

House himself. We haven't even begun to scratch the surface of everything this mod has to offer yet. I sincerely hope that someone with the proper knowledge of how to do this makes mods like this for Fallout 3, Fallout 4, and Skyrim. Imagine if you showed up to fight Alduin in Sovongarde and he was a chicken. I spent some time searching for the Great Khans lurking in the hills, I never found them, I questioned my own sanity wondering if they ever really existed, the vile scum that is Malcolm Holmes interrupted me, unfortunately I was not prepared for battle. Such a monstrous man and neither Snuffles nor the injured quarry workers cared enough to come rescue me.

So then I fallen in reason. Everything in Black Mountain would also be random, and I had to know what Tabitha would be, so Niell's Shack was my next destination and let me tell you, I was not disappointed with what I found. Instead of Super Mutants, the guards at the door were a Yaoi Goui and a couple of cockroaches, killing them was difficult for me. The young Deathclaw pulled out a Young Sheldon and put up a great fight. The top of the mountain couldn't be impossible, it was full of Sentinels made of putty. A strange side effect of this mod is that some creatures are not naturally hostile towards you, you must attack them first, such as Sentry Bots, so if a Super Mutant is replaced by a Sentry Bot, it will not attack on site. .

Tabitha's lovely friend was already awake when I entered the warehouse and a new problem arose. Let's see if I can explain this. Her robot, Henry Dillmand, is supposed to be unconscious on the table, but he's also an NPC, this mod randomizes it and that's why he's awake when I enter. A Lakelurk hasn't "passed out drunk in a bowl of soup on Christmas." Dinner”, me neither, believe me. My hunch is that he's supposed to take you to Tabitha, but he's not, which is why the door can't open. Raúl disappointed me, he expected him to be a crazy and eccentric creature, but it seems there is a hierarchy of strangeness.

Raul is an abomination and an NPC, but being an NPC takes priority over being an abomination or a creature like a demon. After rescuing Raul, I had my first and only accident, which is surprising considering everything this mod does. I can't overstate how much I love this mod, I had a great time playing with it. Being high probably only contributed a little to that. That said, if you're going to play a mod while sober, this would be fun. Do you want to know what Tabitha was? Have a listen. It's just wonderful, isn't it? Even with Tabitha's keys, I still couldn't escape the storage room, all the things inside are isolated from this dimension forever.

After informing Neil of Tabitha's passing, I continued more or less toward the Strip. In the end I wanted to get it, but the detours were welcome. And on the way I saw Victor and went to say hello, as you know, it wasn't Victor, Tabitha's brother came to feast on my corpse, I went around Victor's line of sight and saw the REPCONN headquarters, a place full with creatures of the wasteland. On a Find corpse I obtained two large weapons; a deathclaw gauntlet added in the Lonesome Road DLC and a unique variant of the 12.7mm pistol. One of the robots was a baby centaur, the tour guide was boring so I trashed him, no squares allowed on the cool planet.

The little centaur exploded as his soul left his body. The Giant Spore Plant talking to me was as strange as you can imagine, the same goes for the Tunneler on the second floor and the Ghost Harvester on the third floor. I did cardio up here because I remembered there was a briefcase full of money somewhere up here, what I got was even better than that. The Brotherhood Soldier died and went to heaven but the halo that was supposed to bind him as an angel in heaven has a learning disability, it went to the wrong body and it got stuck, but it's okay, I found it and I'm going to do it. make it work harder than ever in its entire existence since the beginning of time.

It offers health regeneration and the timing couldn't have been better, a giant Nightkin Master saw me and took offense at my comments about religion. The biggest rad-scorpion you've ever lurked on the second floor. Back outside, I ran over to Camp McCarren to see what kind of class war would ensue between the demons and the NPCs, and I mused to myself how we could take this mod to the next level by making all the birds in the sky also random creatures. , led the demons and soldiers against each other and immediately lost track of who is who. I was impressed and at the same time disgusted by how the NCR finally started adding children to their armies.

It's a bold move. At the time of this fight I still hadn't realized that the immortal character issue could be resolved by charging, we entered the Resplendent Sea, I got some stimulants from a traveling merchant which were a blessing in this unpredictable world, and it was so worrying. that the arms dealers' sales robot was something so small that I couldn't interact with it through glass. Then the nightmare almost became reality. In a sea of ​​irregular events, arms dealers offer refuge in the form of the world's most boring bouey. The Vendotron has its usual variety of items.

It's good to have it. With all the different types of ammo and weapons available, it is harder than you think to get ammo for the weapons you have. Sold some stuff, bought more stuff, nothing in particular, used a thermal lance I'd gotten in the trash on the street to buy a service rifle and a .22 silenced pistol as go-to weapons, returned to Freeside, met a Cyclops. , I entered Silver Rush, I saw the smallest person I've ever seen using a banana peel as a weapon, due to a bug this cutscene never ends so this part of this quest line is unplayable at the moment , I saw a guy with a skin condition as a member of the kings, it's good that they are an all-inclusive group.

Rex was a real disappointment, I took a big shot job and let Orris walk me through Freeside. Halfway through our trip I realized what I was wearing. It's the birthing skirt your mother wears during the opening of Fallout 3. It made me uncomfortable listening to a man about to give birth talk about how exciting the Wrangler is. I started a war in an alley, took the Messenger's Duster from a main theater, naturally also took the birth skirt, informed the King that there was an immortal giant causing trouble, took out a weapon worth 20 thousand caps from a member of the king. who died, I was not interested in what the King was going to ask me to do next, I headed to the entrance of the Strip, was greeted by the giraffe man, watched the guards kill the Lonely Wanderer, and took the term extinction event. to a known meaning.

Then, to get in, I cheated by giving myself the 500 badges I was missing and talked to Victor to get into the Lucky 38. Unfortunately I couldn't talk to Mr. House. Remember what I said in Black Mountain about hostile NPCs. I think because the Centaur and possibly the floating guy are hostile by nature, and if they are hostile it means you attacked them, you failed the mission because you just attacked Mr. House's boys, or at least the game thinks you did. I took a quick trip to the top to see what House was like, I got angry, I went out where Victor was not happy with me, then after killing Victor, Victor left the Lucky 3rd 8 to avenge Victor.

With Raul at my side, I rode to the top and fought the robots inside. It took some effort since I had very little in the way of healing items or weapons. Once the fighting stopped, I struggled to discover who Mr. House was supposed to be. Then, like a bolt of lightning, I understood. Mr. House is literally a Brahmin's ass. Can you see why I love this mod so much now? Because Mr. House cannot die, the Brahmin was also immortal. From there I found Mr. House that I had missed likeSecuritron. Do you know what the best part of this mod is?

Nobody else is going to have a play like this. If 100 channels played this mod, they would all have completely different experiences. It's time to face Benny. He had a gun with a silencer, but I didn't take into account that today was his birthday. This changes things. I switched to hollow points and then surveyed the landscape to calculate my plan. ing Raúl pulled out Darlene and went after Benny. I had a quick save, I had to act quickly before Raúl ruined this for us. He gave me 500 caps, I immediately forgot what he said we were doing, I went to his room and he sent his goons after me.

He finished, Huey, Louie, Dewey and Bert are no match for an angel. It turns out that angels are too confident. I retreated in time, grabbed my weapons, forgot about Raul, bought a grenade launcher and started my rampage. He didn't go as planned. I postponed it, I went to do other things. I set my gigantic sights on Primm, fought Godzilla, bravely ran through the minefield with a broken leg, obtained a Tesla cannon from an escaped convict and father Elijah's gun from Benny's brother, Johnson Nash seemed to be the doctor of the city, Prim Slim has been hitting the gym.

It's such a good joke. Mrs. Nash

beat

me to it by trying to break into the safes in the room, but she didn't get any use out of any of them. I decided to see which of these monsters I could kill. I got some of them thanks to the power of God. Allistair Tenpenny seems to have had a gambling addiction, and with Father E's gun I went to clean the casino of its inhabitants. Beagle was saved, then the super players came up. I was surprised to see another angel resort to gambling. And just when you think this can't get any better, he does.

Look at me. I wasn't going to spend this playing like a child, it was time to get serious. I put on my armor. Beagle was free, the city was in ruins after 40% of its inhabitants were wiped out by natural causes, Lilly was a synth the entire time, a creature like that couldn't be allowed to live, another mole man tried to attack me inside the gas station , Yes Man was in jail for war crimes, I found another wild Mr. House and was almost able to attack him. I found his VATS schematic. At Mojave Outpost, I took 2 jobs.

One is to clear a highway underpass and the other is to control Nipton. The weather outside began to get more and more strange, this is nothing compared to what comes next. Closer to Nipton, I faced off against a host of typical wasteland creatures, including Ghost People, Nickelodeon Gheckos, and rogue robots. The Nipton pit stop really showed how annoying the immortal NPC issue can be. If you're attacking a group of people, there's a real chance that one of them won't be harmed. The Jackal gang member was actually a soldier from the enclave, but the soldier was actually a skeleton.

Unfortunately, the skull can't be used with the mole mask, but it can be used with the halo, so I stuck with that. And not me, Oliver Swannick was my brother. And I killed him. I don't know what game Jackyln is playing, but the Jackyln I went to high school with was one so I killed her. The variety of eye candy at the crosses was not as wonderful as I expected, nor was Vulpes or anything he carried with him. From there, I entered a portal to Oblivion and headed to Tops to face Benny. He turned out as well as he could have considering how many presidents sported the full cripple outfit.

I went out, I left what I didn't need with Raul, I killed a baby astronaut, I found the matching skeleton suit in Benny's room, it seems like we were really meant to be, we completed each other. But all this is heavy, if you have ever moved human bones you would know, so I gave it all to Raúl, I returned to my trusty gopher hat, Yes Man was unfortunately close to it, and the time had come to handle the other factions, starting with the Boomers. Almost. Mr. House has to go. He graced us with his presence, the real Mr.

House was a sad little disappointment, the sun set and I killed George with an infinite pistol before we made it past the boomer barrage. I always knew that King Boomer would be walking propaganda, he has a sign of capitalism as a weapon, that's why I killed him with the future. I took a Medicine Stick from one of the boomers, another was wearing the Eulogy Jones outfit, which makes me wonder if some Fallout 3 armor is in New Vegas by default or if the mod added it. Then came The Brotherhood of Steel and New Vegas turned into a horror game.

I could barely see a few meters in front of me. Over time it got better, I had two weird events in a row based on the probability of what just happened happening, I at least had some visibility, and then I was back to hell. I used a sniper rifle to eliminate the Demons that were in the destroyed ruins. Violet and her wildly deformed puppies were no match for me, not even Violetta, her namesake and most reliable show dog. With most of my weapon skill above 60 and a weapon belonging to the final boss of a DLC, none of the creatures I found myself fighting when I took the back entrance through the canyon towards Red Rock were much of a challenge. inconvenience.

I didn't tell you when it happened, but I found 4 sacred hand grenades a while ago and used them on everyone inside the Great Khans Meeting Hut. As expected, the two giants withstood the explosion, but no one else did. I didn't get anything worthwhile from them, although I embraced patriotism and got All American by killing a friendly soldier. Veronica was my goal, I'm exchanging one soul for another. She is willing to go through life because she has already fulfilled all her dreams, she already has a dress. She took me inside the bunker, Ramos didn't want to take any chances with outsiders, I found a gold bar in a trunk, bought even more supplies from the vault doctor, and checked on the Elder.

He doesn't want anything too impressive. My work there was done. I made more trades and started eliminating everyone inside Gamorrah. Kids really can go to the moon when you shoot them in the chest with a gun or hit them with a rocket-propelled fist. The White Glove was a disaster. Someone inside was cursed, maybe it was one of the kids, because it kept exploding no matter what I did. For a time it even transcended refills. While looking for toys among the corpses, I noticed something: a little man shooting at me. Do you want to know why he was so violent?

This white glove spawned with a debug weapon and I didn't realize it deals 14700 damage per second. I basically got the Scarab Gun from Halo 2 and never used it. Once the work was done, Yes Man transferred his consciousness to the cow, the appropriate NPC appeared and made the updates without anything down there showing anything. He still hadn't properly eliminated everyone in the White Gloves to accomplish the mission. So I came back, I didn't go too crazy with the amount of people I killed, it was a very controlled and selective extermination. I didn't care about Kimball, I used Esther to take out everyone guarding the power plant, I went to the dam and accidentally angered the NCR too, so I had to fight them and the Legion at the same time.

One was a cowboy doctor, another was a lobotomite farmer, this one was special, he seemed to represent everything the Legion despises. Inside the offices, I used the Alien Gun because I've never actually used it, and I can see why. This is the video game equivalent of playing kickball during recess in fifth grade and having the teachers on your team. Like the ball thrown towards a child's face, if my projectile hits something, it will cause enormous damage and the corpse will be unrecognizable. Mr. House, not being a computer, received a report on how the Second Battle of Hoover Dam was conducted the old-fashioned way by showing up at the dam in person.

This reckless idiot cost me some of my limbs, I made sure to disrespect his body for it, the world became boring as I approached the Legacy shop, and I planned to place 9 bottle cap mines, a couple of mines normals, to lure the Legate towards them and destroy the entire arsenal with a holy hand grenade. I didn't expect the legacy to be so small. After giving him the Jesus treatment with a nail gun, Skeletor sent him to the moon, the Mole Man took a bunch of drugs, Oliver tried to threaten me, a gigantic Yes Man showed up with his most trusted securitrons and even brought Mr.

House . for the trip. I melted Oliver and his bully, Yes Man thanked me for my help, I shot the narrator, and I beat Fallout New Vegas by randomly sending him to hell.