BROTHER & SISTER: GROWING UP TOGETHER

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s oh... brothers and sisters? (confusion) -brother and sister. Hello sisters (hello brothers) I'm James and I'm Ian (we already know) And welcome back brother and sister. -Sister and brother. (unimportant argument) *time to judge sister james* (anyway) For today's episode...(drum roll) we're going to talk about CHILDHOOD MEMORIES! *non-existent emotion on Brother Ian's part* we actually probably had the worst childhood

together

. Yes, we hate each other. -Yeah *laughs?* that was pretty bad *tears* Now we're closer -yeah... if you didn't know I'm 18 and Ian is 16 (wow, I didn't know that lol) That's a two-year age difference years (in case you can't do math) and now it means nothing, but when we were younger, two years is a long time and obviously I'm loud and annoying (stop James, you're not) and I always got away with mine and Ian was quiet.

He was the good younger brother, he was always up for anything. nice, kind he couldn't relate. I honestly wasn't going to lie like a big bully Well, we fought a lot and it wasn't always my fault... but usually it was my fault - you would hurt me painfully T.T (death metal music) Well... Yes. but... *remembering all the brother abuse* I remember there was one time we were fighting about something at dinner. *smoking* he was still sitting in a high chair. and I remember he got so heated (what if Ian was a baby?) to the point where I got up from my regular dining room chair and kicked the leg of his high chair (OMG, my sister's anger?). and his high chair.

He fell backwards and we had a radiator right behind our table and it opened up his whole lip and he started bleeding and we had to take him to the hospital. I don't remember this but -Really? but... I hate you now. Yeah, that wasn't fun, they punished me for the ??? and the Wii for a hot minute. well, you have anger management problems (says the one who KICKED THE HIGH CHAIR) *brother ian laughs* this makes me sound like I'm some kind of psychotic monster but youuu...YOUUUUU we were psychotic when you were younger. We were always fighting, one time he chased me into our old house and I remember I closed the front door so he couldn't get to me and I slammed his whole hand against the door...and he broke his fingers.

We had to go to the hospital (again) -Yes, I was, I remember. that was... *ian calming sister james* yes, but you deserved it. *Ian trying to understand how evil Sister James probably was. Yes, but you didn't have to close a steel door on me. steel door? where did we live? a jail cell??? obviously yes. I think I knew James was gay *sister James is shocked* before a lot of people, I remember when she was probably 10 or 11 she would always take dolls and braid their hair. -That wasn't 11 and 10. That was like 4, 5, 6 years - okay 4,5, 6 years - let's relax - okay whatever I also remember when he was little, I dressed in clothes and boots like my mother's - He you played along.

You are gay. No, but I was like 4 years old. What do you want me to do? Well, apparently you had a lot of fights, so you could have fought with me *gibberish* but you seemed to really enjoy it (exposed) at the time. -No... - I have always been a glamorous sister, what can I say? That's usually how our entire childhood was. To Ian and me. Outside of this, friends liked to play soccer and I liked to play on the computer like Webkinz and Poptropica. Those guys had memories of going to Florida every April, going to Mimi's house and staying with our cousins.

The Middle of the Yawn Zapper Hell Bop. Hey, hey, that was fun time number one. We were in the canoe and decided to jump into alligator-infested water. That's not really what happened. It was wonderful what happened. Not well. It was me, me and our cousin Riley were canoeing in the middle of the jungle and our cousin was like oh turn or right and clearly always, you know me, I'm NOT a paddler in any way I shouldn't. He would be doing some physical activity upstairs and I ended up moving to the left and we ended up tipping the canoe in the middle of the lake that had alligators.

I had never swum faster in my entire life. As if Michael Phelps was shaking at that moment. However he was, I literally think I could feel his Olympic record as if he was about to be eliminated by his sister James swimming. He remembered that Robbie and I had to go back there and retrieve him after he sank while standing on the shore. Oh, you know, I remember my worst nightmare was when I was a kid. I thought Big Bird was like walking down the street looking for a cupcake. Oh my gosh, remember when you had that dream all the time when you were younger, yeah this is like Big Bird, like walking down the street, like walking into our house and kidnapping me and I don't know why I had it but remember that dream so clearly.

Which is so strange. First of all, why don't I know? Oh Lord. Oh my god, I can't believe you, it's like this is all coming back to me right now. I had a recurring dream where I was on a Barbie cruise. Maybe it's all the damn Barbie heads I play with and do their hair every single day Hello gay from day one and then they drove to Manhattan and across the city and then they threw me overboard from about a hundred and two hundred feet high and died every time it passed. I had the dream that was very strange and happened so many times that I thought I was about five or six years old.

I do not know what happened. But my mom heard a thud and entered the room and saw that she was lying on the floor. Then she looked at me and didn't see anything was wrong. She put me back to bed and then I came down the next morning and apparently I had dried blood all over my face and a huge cut under my cheek that I still have a scar from, I remember. This mom did nothing. That's literally me as a parent (same). She said she couldn't see them with her glasses when talking about falling. Oh Lord.

You just provoked them. I remember getting sick quite often for some reason my dad was like dying too at least once a month when I was sick once when I was younger I remember being bedridden like I couldn't get up I couldn't move . It was creepy boo. Go boo. I literally thought I was going to die God, I was about to go get an Advil in the bathroom across the hall on the upstairs level and we have a staircase in the middle of the hallway and I remember. I really don't remember. But I woke up. At the bottom of the stairs with my dad screaming Like I fell down the stairs too because I walked down the stairs and passed out right at the top of the stairs.

I just fell. I'll continue down the stairs. Completely unconscious. not even feel a single thing. And my dad was like screaming crazy. We went to the hospital. One more time. Thank God. I didn't break anything, but literally in general what happened. We have to be as if we were really going to the hospital. We were younger, huh? Yeah, well, you were the problem most of the time. That is not true. You caused that. Let's see. You push me out of a high chair. Yes, you slammed my fingers against a door. Yes, I thought in my bed that it was mom's fault.

How's that muscle you dropped? Side I see that blood was gushing out of my face in the middle of the night She is blind just like me, relax You, uh, and you had to give me some reason, tennis hits your head with your fingers on the door and takes you out from your high chair. You are your friend. I thought, oh ho, if it was like an explosion. I was in a high chair. What would I have done to you that would make you angry like what am I? What am I going to tell you? I don't have one, there were three of us.

I always got my way every time there was no way I was ever jealous of him. You think our mom was the worst chef ever and yet she's delicious and she's the worst I've ever had? My God, that would be the most disgusting thing, looking like I'm underserved and not knowing why. She is on Facebook. Every time I'm trying this new pesto cream, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, non-GMO. Meatloaf Every night and no Don't get me wrong, I'm so grateful we had a mother until I cook for us and we support ourselves. When I was younger, but a girl, it was the first gig I won.

She was Hannah Montana. I went to a Hannah Montana concert, yeah, I did what I always did, I never went to a Really, yeah, we never went to a concert, no. What we didn't, we never met was a demi. You didn't know anyone, remember? I met someone Alyson Stoner from Disney Channel. Yes. Yes, cook. It was at a concert. No, it was a basketball game where he sang the national anthem of the national oh biggest crush, holy shit, to Danny Phantom from a Dior tune. Yes, I don't know. I was convinced I was going to marry Danny Phantom.

He was so attractive that I'm sure most of the people I marry talk. Yes, I'm pretty sure he was really in love with Dora. Not only was I going to marry Danny Phantom, but I was also convinced that one day she was going to be Kim Possible. Like I don't know why I don't know. I know what it was. I just loved her and wanted to be her. She just called me. Hit me if you want to contact me. Girl. As if that were the roommate. Hi, I just like her, she was like a strong independent woman who doesn't need, no, man.

Although it ended badly in the end, but it's okay. She was single most of the time. That's me, one day when she marries me, fingers crossed. I wish one of my favorite shows was watching Drake and Josh. Remember the room they had. Yeah, that was like the goal of my room for a long time. Actually? They just wanted me as a raised bed. Oh my god, we were younger, we tried to convince our dad for weeks. Oh my God, to tear down the wall of our house. We could live

together

. We are only now thinking about it.

Thank God. He said no, holy shit. That would have been so scary. You imagine? Oh, I didn't want to be a garbage worker guy when you were younger, yeah. It was, my God, every morning. I would rush out of bed at like 6:00 in the morning and run downstairs and just look out the screen door. for the garbage truck to pass. I couldn't tell you why I have no idea. But he was so fascinated with garbage people. I mean, honest and what Agard works, it doesn't work. I've had like a million things where he was so convinced that he was going to be a superstar right when he was doing it.

First I wanted to be an electrician. These weird boxes with plugs and outlets and cables that did nothing. Arrest. That? What I used to obsess about vacuum cleaners was that I wanted to be a cleaner for a moment. Oh my God, we could do the healthcare business together. I love it. Do you have garbage? Do you have rugs? We're brother and sister cleaning company Sister brother cleaning company Whatever I'll vacuum your floors And take out your trash and that's it Call us now at 1-800-SISTER Brother sister brother sister brother sister Alright guys, enough reminiscing for today.

Clearly our childhood was crazy, yes it was pretty painful, but we made it out alive, so... we really did. I love that for us WOOOO "CLAP" The next row is after Charles. I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching. Don't forget to check out our other episodes and we'll see you in the next one.