Bros vs. Ninja Warrior TrainingMay 01, 2020
Guys, today we're here with Flip, he's one of the old G's in Ninja Warrior Training, actually, the Ninja Warrior, he really does it. I'm waiting for Dom, we're going to train a little today, he'll show us how it's done. Hey, yeah, yeah, come on, buddy, how do he get in? He just walks over there, yeah, he walks right past it like it's real. Now I'm stuck here. It's okay, I met you. It would be amazing. We all have excrement here. Lie down. on it, back on the box, you like that. I'll do the introduction from here.
I'll be here for a while, so we're here in Japan. Wow, we're not in Japan. 100 fans, they don't know we heard. from
trainingmiss she says: are you dressed like a
ninja? This is traditional. Oh, I realize we'll dress up like Halloween and pretend to be ninjas. Why did you come dressed like a ninja? He's a ninja, he's an American. Ninja Warrior Training we are
trainingI'm going to use the boy I'm an angel and I'm a
warriorand I'm here Six meter ninja, get it I'm a ninja this is fruit ninja fruit brad it's actually just a Ninja fruit, although it's like it's a enthusiastic ninja, but he's not even hurt, so it's just a fruit, it's not a good fruit either, like a watermelon, it's like a kumquat, what is kumquat?
I have no idea, but I think it has semen in it. American Minja, that belt has shown I, the
warrior, okay, here yes, for a good wash, listen, no, try something new, it may be like mine. You know, I'm always eating apples. You're not making him look smart, he's an intellectual. I'll show you something like mom, crushed. This guy's name is foot stop foot, yeah, so he's going to show us what we're going to do today. Thank you. It's probably like a ninja movie, movies and stuff. Are you ready? The first thing we will do is warm up before. we get into other things ninja no we got it you just wanna show it so hey Dom come on bro cuz we're gonna do hiney so y'all just put your hands up with ideas oh yeah every time we're gonna do something we Dom tries to change. in some kind of competition, eat my dog out of the dust, it's not a race, yeah, it's not a race, he just looks like an idiot all the time, the next one is a kicker, so you guys put your hands behind his right black and their heels up to SiC. move buddy, pretty good, check it out, the kids are laughing, ready guys, get down, no, not that one, slam shut and then we'll switch and go all the way up the top, it's like the finish line is full of rain. out of the pit, yeah, now come on bro, looking for flawless guys, I'm Wang I'm going to be better than him. a guy with the pink hat you wear a ninja Sam that's like a freshly circumcised penis with that raw hat that's how you feel that's how you look you keep doing this you keep doing this I'll keep doing this you're still a ninja warrior, soon I'll be I'm going to become the master, so buddy, you better watch out, you better watch out, yeah, well, something natural, you know, show me something natural and then show me something natural right here, okay, so we can do some warm-ups, what is this called?
Again, it's called Warped Wall before we really hit this with aggression. I want you to stretch your calves sharply to come here. They seem like a step of power. Oh, how are we going to increase the power? And like Tekken, you like it, you leave me. get on and use I think you'd be more efficient if you just relaxed a little, let's get more what, yeah, okay, we got you up, you got on me, terrible tits, something, I'm out of alcohol, I'm like the boost you want, I got. I've got it, I've got it, how many panels don't push me, yeah, look now I do, watch and learn, look at my feet, okay, I've got it, think a lot, jump very high when you get halfway up the wall, okay , you got it. nice shortcut, but what are you doing with the ninja damaging shortcut used in mine?
I'll leave it to you, who did it, who did it faster, oh my God, for the show, you have to do this. I'm sure they are not the same as the Americans. Ninja Warrior, so the next thing we do is called Salmon Ladder. I'm kind of a salmon and I've been on a ladder before, so here you go, it's a cute matching salmon hat, push your feet to the ground, let's see how you get one. There you have it, hey, get your chin-ups on, nice tune, Aladdin Moffat, all skinny. I have never seen anyone 262 the same, yes, it is difficult to achieve such speed, as much as 280 290, who is it, who is it, you just witnessed it 60 years ago. old you're not you're not - um - I'm 280 at my lightest stage wait no climbing I can look and say you're not - idiot yes you're right public 300 weighs like I think like 150 like wet that's what a ninja is legend in your own mind what is really your ninja son but a warrior warrior how do you say that world warrior warrior warrior warrior what is that?
What were you warrior warrior warrior warrior warrior there you were? I have so mirror, there's like 6 ounces, isn't that it? Oh, whatever, there are three wars, more than three hours, three, three hours, that's it, sir wao, oh, no, just, oh, yes, because one R. I see that the most difficult obstacle for me was pronounce warrior, wait, wait. Wow, there are a lot of olives there. I'm not very good at law. What other words are difficult with ours? The word aw. You all are having a hard time with this response. Yes. What's next? Where we are? Princess Peach's Castle.
I'm lost I'm lost again I need an adult I just won't get lost yeah ninjas don't get lost bro you're right am I lost or did you lose? I'm on the wire, nyesha, positive for you, you are the danger of the dog, you only make noise, this is a magician skit. Bradley Martin was a man, he confirmed that he is not, so here's the next hurdle, you're ready, it's called body support, move the cake down and it's work, work, work, work, fast and then over the top. I'm going to lie here without registering eat skree Hannity you do like this but this really puts a lot of pressure on my wrist so I always go face down so what does this hurt the most I know it hurts more Rita if you feel down it can go down or vice versa you want to say sure, if you can, we talk for bread, yes, now bring a whole bottle, look at Dom, looking like a moose, catching it, she can, you can stop in her pose, make sure you're in control. reviewing eh eh peach skin here I'm here no she hasn't arrived yet now what 18 and TT I didn't do it yes yes later I understood it he's like a nature documentary about how to help mules procreate it's horrible, the worst I've ever had Witness that was the hardest hurdle for me for sure hah how you managed to do it was look like a baby Gentlemen you're like yeah we bought your big fat ass you'll sit in front of a real ninja as the horizontal was by far.
Just listening to him like he's pretending to be a real ninja oh yeah it starts on the wall you come poop yeah cut your head off who my enemies are. Oh, what are your names? Oh, I'm glad to first try to cross this crashing thing. I'm Bradley Martin, I can walk safely, brother, I wasn't even close to God, it's the same time today, while you're not. I do this all the time. Do you own my Joey that I've had? I mean do it while doing the alphabet. ABCDEF, huh, Bradley is an idiot, I got him, grab his biggest fan right here, nice to finally meet you, Bradley's number one and only fan, did you hit the star buybacks for the stars, you're like a sink sponge , smell it, do you smell like dishes?
I will say the hardest obstacle for me was checking out Brad Swift all the time. Where did you get that ass that looks like the back of a smart elephant when you bend over here? Oh, and then you go straight up, okay? Do you know where I should look directly? Okay, there you go, not bad, I'll let my head fall off, dr. Jiménez called to Puck how do they park like this, there you go good, we go good, that's coming, take the leash. I'm turning these bitches right angles. Thanks shoes. I'm always turning. Oh okay, so the next thing we do is just cliffhanger but the only way to get to the cliffhanger is we have to take this jump, we're honest with you, brother, be honest with me, yeah, be honest with each other like that , we'll record the heights, okay, I don't know, there's probably no problem at all you're afraid of heights if you want to use that word we don't, we don't judge here I thought we were trusting each other brother I don't like the heights, okay, you got me.
I don't like heights when I was a kid I got stuck what I'm trying I'm trying to seal it falls from where I can jump I got stuck on top of a ferris wheel parents didn't even come for me I was there for three days yeah but the next ones three months living with carnies how far back are you further back anyone comes from far away okay my damn parents left me there I have the ferris wheel one of the kids I live like Connie, have you lived with Connie before Brother, it's a hard time if you just don't Soy Heights is not my thing, no, this is actually too easy for me, I'll find it, I'll make it a little harder, but find an alternative route, you don't care, it's okay, wait, please.
I thought he had just complained and you know he tried to make it like, oh I'm going to make it harder, I'm going to make it harder, he didn't make it harder, what he did was try to avoid it completely because he was afraid to jump. about the thing, too easy, beginner level too, what is he doing? Troubled man, where do we start with this? Okay, here you will start climbing and you can take any shortcut you want or you can make it harder. going all the way now to tag it and now move on okay so we'll get a top oh yeah hey there you go keep moving oh woman heavier than you do you think I'll be joking and you gotta jump to this yeah you go thistles oh well then your technology will help you okay you need help my lady what are you doing brother?
Meditate with this guy, but I don't understand, that's not a lot of quiet things, those are spirits, spirits of the dead, like dead ninjas and also. a bit of similar spirits like alcohol mostly ii chronic about to be some kind of boss it's too big that one is too big for you brother oh look at that I'm really impressed it's really impressive try to have a chance in Chester Chester eh I'm all for you I'll hold it for you mom, stop, yeah, well, it's like clapping, no, you're okay, no, dude, this is fun, I'm a soft block, I'm like James Franco in that movie, guys know.
You want to pretend that he had his arm stuck because I think he felt bad because he actually never crossed over and did anything else on the top hitman. Oh, hug, 27 hours later, you know, give me your arm, baby, she'll just pull your arm. I don't have to cut it no, you won't give me a knife, brother, she just sticks out your arm. I don't need your help, just pull your arm, oh my God, Levi, mutton broth, oh my God, every time we do something. the time we do it, I swear you're going to die, he just gets up every time, bro, just come, we're leaving, have a good night, I'm fine, you're a good man, you're going to masturbate, you're going to sit there and you will masturbate.
He wants a hot song so he can see a part of me. It's like this guy, so how did you get out of there? I left. My fish has been in tougher places than that before. Yeah, behind and just take it out. any hook and honey, honey, ladies, you know, surprise, the stone didn't squirt me, brother, but in the hand it's worth two in the bush, I pick up two in the bush, what do I mean, Mrs. Bush, I'm not with a white ball. that's like the old
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