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We don't live here honey we have the option to edit that thank goodness nowadays these things are pretty simple it's usually just a couple hey I'm Brad Leonie another useful tool the stinking ax another tool useful to have in the woods. pending what's that about guys you better get on with it but I was like gods here Betty creating life oh the reason my favorite little storm stabs the dog the 6 year old vinegar of uh Oh God you know you're going to drink beers, you better not be throwing them in the woods I find you end up on the grill baby I'm just kidding, yeah, but I'm a professional Vinnie, where the hell are we in New York, Connecticut or something?

Oh geez, oh I broke the bucket, Vinnie, I hope this works, it didn't work buh-buh-buh I did the tooth oh my ass is getting a little hot Vinnie but I tell you what I'm not wearing I'm not wearing damn glasses on the forest Vinnie oh God I smoke, no I don't believe it, man, my eyes, are you kidding me, oh, I can't see, yeah, there's no ribbons, it's called suffrage, baby, what the hell are you doing up there? Vinny, haven't you learned anything? You get hurt, it's a long way from getting help, but you know it's It's cool to get hurt in the woods when you have a Yeti, they say you want to put it on, you know, if you cut your finger, throw it at the Yeti, go to town and sew That baby eats birds.

So he knows it's good to watch birds. Great, where are my binoculars? Vinny's got you, baby, he gets scared, oh, look at that tree, Oh, Vinny, it looks like an old maple that someone cut down, oh, it's everywhere, oh boy, it's amazing, well, maybe we should, maybe, maybe i shouldn't say this, but like. You know, sometimes you just drive and like you're paying attention, you're driving. I never, ever like, I'm not crashing the car, nothing more than like you, almost like I don't want to say blackout because I'm very I'm not sleeping, but yeah, you start driving for a couple of hours and all of a sudden you're like, I don't know. what the hell did I do, oh man, I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer, train track heist, no hands. no feet got hot air on my hands cool breeze on my face oh you worry no hands on the wheel don't worry buddy I'm certified up to 200 miles an hour driving by hand I can go around in circles forever I gotta kill it, I cheated , well it's cool about the charcoal factory if you cut yourself out and grab one of these nice hot coals, take a little swig of that brown from last night, just brown it man, I'm just kidding, don't get burned. turbo finger tip let me cut that maybe I don't need a lawsuit okay?

Oh why when you had this fire did it put me in a dark place thinking about mortality? I love nature, Ben, well, I guess we're here. I'm sure it's better, yeah, well, you know that's not true, where we work, you know, yeah. I mean what's best in nature, but look at the smoke passing through the trees, okay, and the way the light hits the tops of the oaks, you know. It's an artistic shame, you know my favorite artist is Benny, mother nature, so I was here visiting an old friend, old mother nature, burn the baby like Hendrix, you know, bring him back from the dead, oh hey, were you foaming?

Benny, oh, you got a text, Vinny. very nice, okay, sweat and passion, here you are checking the text messages, do we have to do the 10th? So I received this this day the 10th from a polar friend. I know what it's about. I've never set this up so you know it would be fun. For everyone these days these things are pretty straightforward, it's usually just a cup of throwing Jesus Christ and then passing him over your shoulder for now, okay, I see what's going on. Oh, setting up tents, but you want to do this before it gets dark, that's for I'm so sure, oh Jesus, baby, I mean, come on, are you kidding me?

I won't do it. Hey, I won't do it. I've never seen anything like me, yeah, good job, polar. No, it's okay, I like it, I don't like the cook. set up tents, something nice, especially tents in our mine, okay do this, it's funny, but Oh Fanny, oh yeah I have a can for you Brad, very easy to set up to build a damn house Now, look at this damn thing, it's probably pretty good. What's happening? No, no, no, it's not very built, Vinny, turn it around, there is an instruction in the schools, this is, you already did it before, Vinny, well, let's put on a camera helmet, no, I'm doing it very good to irritate me, I hope so. what are you looking for because it's working, we'll see a little trial and error, waste of time, this is not right, Vinny, what the hell is going to work, oh I see it's okay, maybe it's not.

Say the right thing, turn it on. I know emotionally I can't, okay, polar, maybe all you know, we'll see, oh, I see, if we get a strong wind, I'm going to fly in this thing like, what was that lady with the damn tornado? She received a tornado film killed. Vinny The Wizard of Oz ends up in fucking Wonderland there, whatever, that wasn't so bad, you know, part of it is you have to get a little angry, you've got a curse, you got kicked, okay, that's it. It's a damn thing, it's okay in this thing, oh me.

I've got a door, okay, maybe I'll throw a couple of steaks on the fire that look good burning, let's check the fire real quick, take a break from this, that's it buddy, okay, come on, let's go to kanoon, come on Let's eat, this is going to be great or terrible husband I know