Borat - Dating Service Skit

the exam is ash on us and if you want to marry a girl you can't just go to her father's house and trade her for 15 gallons of insecticide before an American woman will let you into her vagina, you have to do something called

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, my name is Jenny, pleased. to meet you hello Jenna, nice to meet you thanks for stopping by today to see if Great Expectations is right for you yes what would you like to happen if you met your ideal woman? I will love her, we will be one, so I will do it. Give her the television remote control to give her a red dress.

I hope so, you say you have a good life and you could provide a good life at home and that's what you like to do. Yes, she cheats on me. Why are you laughing? I think that's weak. You've got something deep for me I'll crush her, you'll crush her, baby, that won't qualify you for our membership, if you're prepared to crush a woman, you can break up with her and force her, but you can't, no, not crush, why No? Won't you tell me a little about him about the personality traits you're looking for? Yes, I want her to be blonde.

I want him to have no history of backwardness in the family, if possible, he should have experience in plowing. You won't find Americans. experienced in plowing just so you know Isis American women we don't have experience in plowing but not much maybe a year honey I don't have experience in plowing and she must have a good physique and she must be tight like a man. animals and she must have a pretty face okay what about race yeah you are open to all races uh yeah but not jewish not jewish okay so why don't you tell me what do you like it?

What are your interests? I still like to play. table tennis I like shooting the dog I like John shooting, not shooting, oh okay, should I tell people I'm six? I know what I am, man, but she doesn't mean that because I'm nicer than man and man. man in america if you say that in your profile few do that here a woman is not going to date you because she then she thinks that's all you want even though I'm big like some kind of face does it matter? Women in America feel that any sexual act is oral um, what's the millah with men tomorrow?

I like it a lot or in the mouth, that's what we're talking about, women in the United States fill that any sexual act, yes, someone else, even if they use your body. your sexual organs your mouth your hand whatever we think is cheating Do I need to bring a gift? Here is a mistake that many men make in the United States and that is that they bring too many gifts. What size gift will I be allowed in? I'm getting you entry, but what do you mean by entry to her vision? Oh, if you want to go to bed with her, yes, well, I can't say it because we are all different, how do I show her?

I have a sense of humor, we have to practice on First, yes, I have a joke, eh, there's the chair, the chair, a walk forward with the shoes la, la, la, la, a walk down the street, ha ha , ha, today he is walking, yes, well, it's a funny picture, yes, it's nice. Lee should tell it. this joke probably not my name is Buddha your name please Geneva should I tell her she reminds me of my wife? Do you have a wife? she's dead oh okay no one wants to be reminded of someone who's dead yeah i say yeah don't worry about her she's hers right her but once a person dies you should really put that aside .

I know, yeah, well, you're probably looking for some of the same qualities you were attracted to in your wife, not the same qualities you liked in your wife. Yes there were some things you liked about your wife you liked some things about your wife no you don't care about my wife my fists my oh the wine makes your previous wife yes why are you laughing okay thank you what should I talk about? She talks about the environment, you are talking about what she does for a living and I have been talking about it for a week now without any success.

In my case, my car, my second, is heavy. How old is her son? how can i find out if she will do it? be a cheater, okay or something negative, yes, do you take money? It's up to you I'll give you a car girl meow accident that's what I don't like either I don't like men and they cheat on me How can I know if she wants me to take care of her? Go to bed with her sexy time, yes, yes or no. she wants you to go to bed with her, how do you know? When they kiss and caress each other, then it is something natural and when we have a sexy sexual relationship.

As long as they both agree on it, no. Wendell, you and I have a 60 sexual relationship, me and you, yeah, well, that's not going to happen. Do you wish me success tonight? I wish you success in the future with

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and relationships and I wish you the best, thank you, you're welcome.