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Borat - Dating Service Skit

Feb 27, 2020
the ash test on us and if you want to marry a girl you can't just go to her father's house and trade her for 15 gallons of bug spray before the american woman lets you in her vagina you have to do something called

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my name it's Jenny nice to meet you hello Jenna nice to meet you thanks for coming by today to see if Great Expectations is right for you yes what would you like to happen if you met your ideal woman i will love her we will be one so i will give her a red dress remote control from her tv I hope you say you have a good life and at home you could provide her a good life and that's what you like to do yes she cheats on me why are you laughing I think you are weak you have fallen for me I will crush her you you'll crush well honey that won't qualify you with our membership if you're prepared to crush a woman you can break up with her and force her but you can't shit without crush why don't you give me a little about him in the personality traits you are looking at yes i want her to be blonde i want her to have no history of retardation in the family if possible she must have plowing experience you are not going to find americans with plowing experience just so you know we are american women Isis I have experience with plowing but not much maybe a year I'm honey I have no experience with plowing and she must have a good physique and must be tight like a man's animals and must have a nice face. they are open to all races eh yeah but not jewish not jewish ok then why don't you tell me what you enjoy what are your interests oh ok i should tell people i'm a man who knows what i am but she doesn't want to say that because i'm better than a man and a man in america if you say that in your profile few do that here a woman won't date you because she thinks that's all you want even though i'm great as a face guy does it matter do women in america feel that any sexual act is oral? of sex, yes, someone else, even if she is using your body, your sexual organs, your mouth, your hand, whatever, we think that is cheating.
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Do I need to bring a gift? too many gifts what size gift will get me in. I'm giving you in, but what do you mean in on the vision of her? Oh, if you want to sleep with her, yeah, well I can't say because everyone is different, how do I show it? she has a sense of humor we have to practice at the beginning if i have a joke eh there is a chair the chair a walk forward with the shoes la la la la la a walk down the street ha ha ha nice. Lee should tell this joke.
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Probably not. My name is Buddha. Your name. Please Guinevere, should I tell him that he reminds me of my wife? Do you have a wife? She is dead. Oh, she's fine. Nobody wants to be reminded of someone who is dead. a person is dead you really should put that aside i know yes you probably look for some of the same qualities you were attracted to in your wife there are not the same qualities you liked in your wife if there were some things you liked of your wife. Did you like some things about your wife? about what she does for a living and about her, I've been a week without any success in my case, my car, my second is heavy, how old is her son? take money from you no no the cream that a woman that oh another red and it's okay hmm well that's why you should date her for a while before you get married come back my idea woke you up I'll give you a car , girl, meow, accident, that's what I don't like.
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I'm also not into men and cheating on myself how do I know if she wants me to take care of going to bed with her sexy time yes whether or not she wants you to go to bed with her how do you know that well when she they kiss if they're kissing and the caresses then come naturally and when we're having sexy sex, well, whenever you both agree not to, Wendell, me and you have a 60-year-old sexual relationship, me and you, Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen. Do you wish me success tonight? I wish you future success with

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and relationships and I wish you the best thanks you're welcome
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