Best Quarantine Drinking Games

welcome back now. I would like to start this video by saying that I am NOT an alcoholic. This is the first thing you are supposed to do if you are an alcoholic. Are you supposed to say hello? I'm Dom, it's Eddie and me. I'm an alcoholic but I just said no so I'm not okay now that we're done with that let's go to the video where I teach you how to use alcohol to pass the time and deal with your mental health why? Are you stuck at home alone, but don't worry because we are in this together, not actually together, although you are very alone?

Roomba land mines now, would it really be the end of the world without robots? Absolutely not, so get to know your new mechanics. overlords by enslaving them first now here's how to play Roomba landmines now what you do is drink a bunch of beers place the beers around the room at least six feet apart you'll be here a while so you can cover all your place be like you want once you have the landmines in place you blow up the moon and then every time the Roomba plays the hit one you have to drink that beer, now the Roomba plays another beer before you finish the last one , you have to take a penalty kick.

Also as a bonus you can write custom actions on your beer, for example, this whoo, my hips disappear, it says shotgun, I have to shock that beer, if it's that one, what do you know? I have to face the time like X Allah, no TV or phone until I see the next beer, the choice is yours now, this game is great if you feel lonely and need company. You see, the constant rhythm of the Roomba will remind you of a girlfriend who is always mad at you and treats you silently, but I'm sure when you pee, she's all over the place and makes a lot of noise while you're sitting there trying to drink a few beers in peace until she It gets tiring, too, since you don't have a real girlfriend to clean up after you against the Roomba will do it for you, tie the flashlight to that thing and call it Pumbaa Pumbaa goombah, what are we going to call it?

You can use your robot vacuum, okay dude, whatever, now I understand why Skynet seemed like a good idea, call me man, I need to get out of here yesterday now if you want to play multiplayer, this is how to play, you go to video chat, You choose how many beers you want to use and everyone starts at the same time and whoever finishes first wins. They are basically battle robots for guys who are sexually attracted to dragons. I'll get it ready, I've got my shot glass, I've got my tequila skull here and we're going to start right, little one.

X Oh, what's wrong? Long time ago, another thought you missed me, egg. them you ruined my life you ruined my life now I'm just playing I'm just playing you look good you look pretty you look healthy that's good what's wrong what's wrong with you? I'm thriving really like what I was with that, but yeah, yeah, I cheated, but why, why did you have to do it and you left it like no, no, like we talk about, we talk about you, you, me, Yes, I understand, I thought I am, yes, me, your friends, but you? You thought of me, you, me here, you believe me in the series hot me get.

The isolation from him made me think, you know, it's like how I hated you in my life because at the time my heart was blocked, I was quarantining my feelings, you were the virus. you were the virus nice belt you were spreading inside me you were going through my lungs the tightness in my chest I couldn't breathe I want to distance myself emotionally from you that's why I friends ah why did you do it every time isn't it's like I was trying to Apologize, I come here with my hat in my hand, literally, on my head and I'm trying to apologize to you and you only talk a little about yourself every time, no sir, everything I say is like with this vibe.

I was wandering around and it made me think you should probably get checked out. Yeah, your mom definitely took your mom first. You know, because of her age and she is at risk, she is at risk, but God, Dan, it was that lady, a Kuba. I mean, if someone is at risk, it's like. You know, everyone has empathy and practices empathy here, can you appreciate anything, anything that says, I'm like Jesus Christ, have you been receiving my messages and my fans? I beat him first, although I beat him before you, not just the fans, now you only beat whoever shot. you shot I shot my shot you shot ah I miss you tho wood chipper 40 hands now this takes Edward's classic party game forty hands and gives it a knucklehead twist that's not to be confused with a meat twist that was so-so coronavirus 2007 aka video 7 anyway if you've never played edward forty hands the rules are simple you take two 40 ounces of bottom shelf premium malt liquor and then you put them in your hands and you can't take them away until you finish both.

Outside, it's like bondage porn for alcoholics, but now that you're suffering through all your blackouts and your workouts from home you might as well combine the two with shredding wood in forty hands, that's how you play it, grab your 40 ounces of premium malt liquor from bottom shelf, we. Let's go with Mickey here, you just take the equipment like this and what you do next is what makes it shred wood forty hands with the other hand, you hit a dumbbell now, ideally, you're looking at a 40 pound dumbbell, so it's still tied with 40. hands from a turn down and the gyms are closed, you work with what you have and if you don't have dumbbells just take something heavy in your hand.

I don't know, get creative, this is where it gets difficult, make sure you have tape. Now with the tape of the other hand I have it, grab it right there, eh, and then you poop it. You can only drink your 40 while curling. The cap is still on. You don't want to use your teeth, so open your 40. Now I'm probably a. Good idea to disinfect it first, especially if you got it from Pope's mates, which I did well anyway. This is a great game for

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because A you can play it alone and B, now that your hands are bandaged you won't have anything to worry about. touching your face while washing your hands you stay hygienic also as a bonus you are giving you get a much needed break from the relentless beating you have been given it can also be a multiplayer game this is how to play you have a video chat with your friend and they get some 40 bills and some heavy objects.

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Okay, excellent. I've been told that's not true at all, but it's still super legit to start with. Go warm up. Relax, bar, bro, to get $15 off your order and free two-day shipping, giving you a warm bra dotcom. Social distance. The magician's staff should not be confused with the magician's hat, which is what Bradley Martin, while I masturbate well. Wizard sleeve, that's what Bradley. Martin has ears like Dumbo between his legs, man, anyway, now the widget staff is a game where you drink cans of beer and with every new can you drink, you tape it on top of the old can, thus creating a magical staff to comply with social distancing. regulations in this game a wizard staff, you will need to drink enough beers to create a 6 foot staff so that when you are done you can use your staff to keep the disease bags at a safe distance, this is roughly equivalent to about 15 beers.

It's not much but it's an honest day's work now it was a multiplayer game the first to finish your staff wins this can be done via video chat and that's basically there now if you want to be really picky with each beer you you drink, you can cast spells or, for example, every third beer, whoever finishes that beer first can make a rule for the next beer that they have to do it blindfolded, but if they still have a job, tell them to quit, Oh no. I don't know, just take the top of my head off here, just donate your encouragement, check the diamonds, that quiet favorite of mine is when you get to the ninth beer, you have to give it a shock on top of your magician's staff so that way you have the a big old stick in the air like a giant boner from God, so, but if you put the B on top, no, then we throw the bottom part, then it's on the bottom and then it looks like you're playing like a didgeridoo and like you already know . like nothing against Australia, but what is a didgeridoo?

If I like the background, no, that will fall too, but then it's closed, I can't open it. We're going to use science now, unfortunately, I'm not a real wizard so I have to obey the laws of physics and they prohibit it from being a traditional shotgun, so we're going to have to get creative now. What we're going to have to do is make a little hole here at the bottom, okay, hold it with your thumb. the bottom oh my eyes don't be so bad now what you do is instead of breaking the bottom you're just going to tilt this up and you're going to fly away you're ready but you won't come back hey who am I, is it me? me, a hit, look again, it's me, I swear that's never happened, welcome to chopped and screwed, now this is an alcoholic version of the hit Food Network show, chopped with the Polish teen touch and let me tell you that You love the chopped program, it is to show you the tastes of girls. to put you in bed while she responds to DMS and you scroll through Instagram like another bitch's photos and you both pretend like you don't know what the other is doing, okay?

If you've never seen chopped, here's the basic premise you have. In a couple of turns, maybe some of them had a sob story like God, this guy has four skin cancers and he's looking for a cure for feline AIDS, like his dad is gay and now he wants money for it and then those chefs now have to prepare three separate dishes. using random but specific ingredients in a certain period of time now in chopped and screwed you do the same but to make cocktails and using only the ingredients that you can get out of the hole you are stuck in right now if you are playing solo and want to add an interactive element , you can go on Instagram live and ask the person who accidentally clicked on it what ingredients you should use in your drink.

Now a multiplayer game. Here are the rules. Three rounds of 10 minutes each with your opponent. You will choose two new ingredients that you will have to use in your dress now you can also use any ingredient that you have at your disposal now the idea here is to make a drink that doesn't taste like mud and wood because you have to finish. everything now, if you tap and don't finish it you lose it now, if you want to keep the game and yourself interesting at the beginning of each round, all players should take a drink of the alcohol of their choice now to prove it.

Land here, I'm going to pick two ingredients that I need to use to make a drink and I'm going to make it right now, pickle juice, okay, and big narco pickle juice, not okay, yeah, no Komodo Punk dragon flavor that tastes spicy. food punch clear my workspace oh yeah that's canadian whiskey lots of random ingredients here but now some basics first of all a little known fact here cucumbers are actually pickles which makes them get is that you use them in a salad or in cuts. Oh, mind. You would find yourself deconstructed, okay, we're going to use a mitten like sugar, a little mucus, sugar, you mix it, you know, like a little paste, now we're the secret ingredient that I like to use is ice, lashley, you lick it now.

We're going with tequila because of its alcohol content. Two parts tequila. Find those little pickles. A pan. this celsa beer with you strawberry separately apple tea on the phone is not so bad, we will talk a little sweet highly recommended it is a sports drink actually for the pre-workout and the tequila sauce, as we know, it has health benefits, but i I call this Border Patrol because believe me, you don't want this in your country right now while we're on the topic of immigrants. I want to say about him, subscribe to my YouTube channel, new videos every time we have to unite to beat this virus by going calm and down. grab one of these only friends thatalso available for anyone caught up in the Tiger King fight exotic cut for this cut that includes the sleeves special edition BSL shooting glasses right here black frames yellow sunglasses that make everything honestly brighter Check this out, the data from The Kings gave them back to you, snakeskin, silver lion, here's the bright side, right here, bull, you may be sick, but you're not as sick as these shadows, Dom, let's calm you down.