Best Of The Champions Comedians - America's Got Talent: The Champions

hey guys alright listen up I'm up against the

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not just in America but in the world yeah can you give me a little confidence instead of tearing me down? I'm Tom Cotter. I'm a comedian. I am 55 years old and I was a runner-up on season 7 of America's Got Talent. I'd like to say stand up comedy is a dream job if you dream of poverty and rejection but that's how I was for over 20 years and every year someone told me audition for AGT you're perfect for the show I'm the youngest I always got hit in my family by the two oldest mom and dad I think we found a star and now I'm a big fan of yours for the better part of 50 years Donald Duck has been walking past his nephews Huey Dewey and Louie in his shirt with no pants .

I felt like an underdog on America's Got Talent because no comic had ever done it. in the end that was just me and a lot of dogs and in my head i'm thinking if you win don't look like an idiot and if you lose lose gracefully and i lost but i'm okay with that no it's not okay America's Got Talent the

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it's my chance to win everything it's intimidating to be judged especially by Simon Cowell because he's the judge I mean he knows what he likes and he definitely knows what he doesn't like but I've been working so hard on this set and I really think I'm better than I it was six years ago.

I'm going to go out and hit a home run and try to become the winner of America's Got Talent on campus. Tom, thank you very much, you came in second. right, are you scrubbing it right now? How are you doing that? It was the seventh season, yeah, who did you lose? Theo lotta dogs, but I was the best human finalist that year. I like to tell everyone, yeah, what did this do for your career? I'm in therapy now that helps it's been good I've been writing a lot mostly suicide notes because I lost your actor dog you've always been one of the funniest guys on the circuit only two can get through and I can't wait to see what you do.

Good luck, thanks. I'll be back soon everyone sure yeah sure and Tom someone I've admired for a long time. I'm not taking any chances this time ladies and gentlemen enough to introduce mr. Simon growls unfortunately I haven't taught him any tricks yet so go away mate there you go many of you know I was the runner up on America's Got Talent season 7 and when you come in second a dog performs in front . out of 20 million viewers you really feel like number two i will be honest with you and people mistakenly think i dont like animals now i love animals they are delicious but i will say this my wife and i are breeders we have we have twins i had always dreamed of having twins only in my dreams it was the olsen twins in a jacuzzi it was different but this is really special i will tell you twins its a brutal pregnancy first trimester lots of vomiting and crying and my wife was having a hard time too and then i was in the delivery room when they were born and that is amazing they want to make sure you are not going to pass out in the delivery room so the doctor told me to take you i have ever witnessed a birth and i said yes but it was ago a long time and it was from the inside so i cured my tourette syndrome that is very hard for a comedian so they are very cute even though we play hide and seek all the time. and they could never find me because you have to be 21 to walk into a bar but they're so cute and they're not the sharpest tools in the shed and everyone seems to know that the city put a sign right outside their house that says slow kids and stuff it's humiliating but they make me laugh harry one of my twins came home from catechism religion class and he said daddy did we evolve from adam and eve and i said ok and when eve was first but then they had children and they had children and they had kids and that's how you came to be and he said ok mom said we evolved from apes and I said ok mom was talking about her side of the family but our side thank you all.

I had a little fun tonight Tom oh my god that's the Inge in comedy yang and we'll start with the yang talk. they are remembered for their personality and being unique and they stand out to me this was just normal Wow yeah I'm so sorry I totally disagree with Simon. I love your jokes. on Facebook, yes, but that was for someone who was really good, so that was totally wrong. I thought it was awesome. You were fast. You are confident and the jokes kept coming. You did it. you're a champion i really think you're a very skilled and experienced comedian but as many people love you there are people who don't like you but the beauty here is now it's up to those 50 states and those super fans what if they laugh they can upvote you it doesn't make it less it just shows you how tough this competition is thank you I get it it might not be your cup of tea it might make you hate tea and that's absolutely fine. and I still respect that a lot I'm Vicki bar black I'm from Rancho Calavera trailer park in Oceanside California and I'm a comedian I started doing stand-up comedy 20 years ago so when I auditioned for America's Got Talent that was totally prepared for the buzzer that I didn't You don't know the gold one either?

Yesterday I decided I'd go to Donnelly's men's prison for a conjugal visit and it turns out that in Donnelly you have to meet someone when Simon said thicker I usually will I don't love stand-up comedy I'm going to be honest with you, but you're the funniest person we've ever had on the show. I was gobsmacked, I mean completely gobsmacked, that was the best thing that ever happened to me. More or less I think it's like a dream come true. I knew at that moment that I could keep going the moment you walk. You have great energy and you're naturally funny and there's always rejection, but there isn't. tonight everyone got over it made me stronger i'm in love with you and i want to make it to the final i mean it suddenly meant that i was who i expected to be and i wasn't invisible that it was fun and i wish everyone could have that moment because it just fills you these are tears of happiness the act leaving the competition is Vicki Barbella all of a sudden i realized i really wanted this to happen when i found out i was getting into

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i couldnt believe it and my jaw dropped and then i was told that he was competing against Peter Lawson.

I'm not even going to think about it. I'm a big fan of his comedy, but I'm here to prove it. that I'm a champion this is more important than being on America's Got Talent I'm going for the gold congratulations on the success of Io we're driving through Vegas and we see your face on billboards now they're wanted don't tell them you found me man Vicky I just wanna ask a question many times things happen in life and you don't win and then the next day you say what i would have done differently i'm curious to see what you would have done with all that knowledge you know right i'll be right back even though J and J don't leave the trailer home and that's the action right there so i just bought the second best trailer in my trailer park yeah i've been searched for years now that i care about a gt i have a tour i could buy it and i bought it thank you thank you and my trailer is at the top of the hill and i look down at all the other trailers yeah i know now i know what it feels like to be a Kardashian is it really Simon so i think i have to buy a second trailer in LA yeah because i'm here so much that I am walking these elegant streets in Los Angeles.

I'm walking down Rodeo Drive and there are rich and skinny people walking their dogs. a rescue is a rescue can you rescue him I rescued him like of course he's a rescue that's a horrible dog Gary Busey is more attractive than that dog you know how they say people look like their dogs I don't want to look like my dog ​​okay, I want a beautiful dog, okay, now that I'm thinking about Los Angeles, I'm thinking maybe I'll buy myself a famous dog, so I'm going to Beverly Hills to the fancy shelter, right? and this saw was so pretty she had long blond fur and she actually barked with a french accent but as soon as these people at the shelter found out she lived in a trailer they ain't gonna give me that dog you know no they're Like, you know, Mickey, a dog is very expensive. answer you Melanie forget about your accident that could cost more than $5,000 are you prepared to pay for that Vicky?

I'm like no, you know that, you know Vicky, you have to think of it as your daughter. You know if your daughter was an accident like my daughter was involved in an accident God forbid I would have to sit her down and tell her Lily you're going to have to limp a little thank you so much everyone we all love you and want you to go ok, so thank you very much. thanks you look cleaner before me no that's a funny guy that's a very fast act isn't it funny yes that's his act just as funny sorry before i start my act i wanted to share with you one of my favorite things that happened to me of being on America's Got Talent is Heidi yeah and then there was Heidi if you're nice to me maybe we can do it again sometime we'll talk about that later never give up on your real dreams. although you never know what awaits you in the corner of Life, take me for example a few years ago, no one knew who I was at this time.

I make more money doing comedy than Bill Cosby. in the world because it unites us all you know we are too divided right now here in this country so a lot of people are upset that immigrants are coming here and taking jobs away from people who were born and raised here in the US You know, you know, oh my gosh, you know I just realized that the crazy foreigners they're taking all the jobs for are the judges on America's Got Talent because they're from other countries. I just got back from performing in South Dakota and I was doing a show in this small town there is no diversity at all and I approached the promoter of the event before the show sir I said hey I talk about being Jewish in my routine I swear that I make sure that the audience can relate to my material, so before I do my acts, I was wondering if they have a Jewish town here in the city and he said not to say what they want and I said that's not what I wanted say, oh my god I'm really cool now you know you're cool if I have to announce it.

I'm great. I was in a bar talking about this girl. Things are going very well. and then she was like Cher and then I was like oh my gosh that's my mom's name no I was like Sharon we're both mature adults we're going to connect some cool stuff later if you know what to I mean, you just know when we do it. that i can't call you the access to be weird to me ok so i have to call you mom instead i choke it hurts more than it hurts you i assure you it's ok my name is Taylor Williamson thank you for laughing at my jokes I really appreciate it thank you very much it's really hard being a comedian on America's Got Talent right yes super hard for some people no me no Najma yes that's my name is Preeti Larsen I'm 27 and I was part of the America's Season 12 Got Talent?

What do you do for a living? I'm a spandrel comedian, which means I'm unemployed and stand-up on the side if it rains. I think you have incredible

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and I think this could be your time here. All the judges. i know how we love you that was a good thing the clouds like about winning and then i was wrong but you know it doesn't matter it's ok twelve year old ventriloquist before i was on

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it's so hard to get gigs i'll go to a lot of mics and i'd be there for hours and i wouldn't even get on stage at one point i was so broke i had negative fourteen dollars and 87 cents in my bank accounts i will never forget that number i will never forget it now since being on the show i sold out all the clubs Comedy shows I've been to and I'm not broke anymore, hey mr.

Old Hollywood Now I'm Hollywood I'll show you how to play after America's Got Talent I have both my brothers in LA Growing up things were so hard My family squeezed the sleeping cars but my brothers always had my back so now it was cool to return the favor And if I'm not broke, we're fools, come in? No, man, let's try Hollywood America's Got Talent changed my life and helped me provide a better life for my whole family, so when I was called to be a part of this show, man, I was insane. He had butterflies again.

I definitely want to show people that I have improved and that I miss a second chance to win. been going on with juices i saw you a lot of things i've been on tour stuff you know thanks y'all know people know me now that's great how's your family life how's it all going oh you love my money all good no it's cool I mean I remember when before the show I crashed my mom's car and she paid me back when you started making some money and I paid her back so that's cool yeah yeah yeah my memory is good. today you have a son that's right abbis you have a son No listen to the show go ahead preacher I don't want to ask any more questions because I'm making a mistake but I'm so glad you're here and I can't wait to get a good laugh yeah oh I can't wait to see it, I mean it's going to kill.

I know a little bit about myself I'm a vegan yes I'm a vegan whatmeans no yes ok thank you three vegans i appreciate it so a vegan we don't need animals we don't need meat or whatever and the reason i decide to be a vegan because i had a dog and i fell in love with my dog ​​when i was like i can't eat a my dog ​​you know i can't i can't do it and i know most of us don't eat our dogs but we pigs and guess what. tonight i know some like a black vegan he must be married to a white girl psyche we broke up so i asked not sure yeah my ex is white ok i made a white girl which is upset because i turned black, black, black and the black puerto rican black white everyone is like i know like i came out or something new you like avocados quinoa and salt and vinegar chips i don't even know what that means so again i have no idea what that is white woman you're my type i just live next door to trader joe's like it's not something i'm looking for you know different dating a white girl especially black guy super different dating is different kissing a white girl because white women have white makeup I don't I don't know if you noticed but I'm blackfaced okay so it's like kissing with a powdered donut you know like it smeared all over the face when I looked in the mirror.

I thought I was turning white. they get mad at me early you had a white girlfriend you can't get a black queen you won't like being black are you kidding me? i love being black so much i have a white girlfriend so i can make her baby the favor that's my plan my name is preacher laughing thank you so much thank you ricci lawson not a word of a lie if i would have followed through with everything gold ringer i would have been your brother right now my cheeks and all it's all good i'm with something i hope god hides i think you were on fire today and yes i remember you from the past but i think today you really brought everything like what you really like fantastic and Alice's jeggings by the way Abbey template no they're not I mean the kind I know the view I don't know Kalen There aren't even words to describe how good I think you are I think you're a superstar I think all the dreams you have should come true This is a champion right here Accident breach Lawyers reminded me from Iran a record label and sometimes you put an apparent permit and it's a hit and then the next year you put out a second single and it becomes a bigger hit that's how i feel about you right now is that you're great before tonight you were fantastic congratulations i appreciate it oh yeah if these super spin the boat for you don't make this I got you yeah now through the chest about makeup thank you so much for not being sober that's crazy yeah I'm excited man I don't.

I don't know, I do most things so I don't really drink. I don't like going down the hall. Chase everyone. No alcohol. See someone's face when they take over a store it just makes you dizzy like you can't afford alcohol it just starts going round in circles that's all you need to do what you do girl you know I don't get paid until the Friday. I'm trying to do stand-up comedy pretty cool it's the only job you can drink and work my last job I could do that too my laughs it was great I made a lot of money I got to pick my hours who's a great job it's the pros and the cons cons of drug dealing but for the most part i got it very well you know i did a great job before that i used to work in a gym you know its fun when you work in a gym you notice things like you realize that men who go to the gym, men only work out their upper body, right? dummy, you belong on sesame street, that's where you belong, today's word is testosterone, which is both, that's where you belong. t-rex shaped body thinking they're fine like they don't look like an ostrich really attractive right now that's what you look like we're not so afraid of making money they're so afraid you know you have minimal yes i'm trying so hard to get but they can't they can't get big women they think they're only going to lift one dumbbell just one like hey what a dumbbell - hmm i just want to lift it and see what it does ok i just want to lift it get up and see what i don't want to do ok , I just want to sue Catrina, I'm right, y'all better Laflin shogi client 695 man, my name is pretty lousy, thank you very much, why are you coming to me first?

I'm a fan of yours, you're funny, no matter what you say, how you say it, you can see anything and I would laugh and scream with happiness and joy, and well, the next person I felt tonight wasn't looking. a competition i genuinely felt i was just seeing a star yeah simple like me everything to follow you has gotten better and then this body got worse how you give us everything you know there are funny physical

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there are great storytellers you are all those in one and it's that's why we love you and i think the people representing every one of the 50 states are talking about you right now and i'm so proud that a comedian has made it this far yeah it's worth ripping your clothes off oh it was worth it Yeah I'm just wondering so I did my homework that's all I know who beat you is here tonight how do you feel about it he's a bit like a pet? -in 2015 - since we last saw you, America's Got talented, I've built a platform for myself in a way where you know more than just doing comedy.

I'm giving a voice to the people you know who have to overcome a daily obstacle the show taught me that was was was my talent is to keep overcoming adversity well it says my name is drew lynch i'm 27 years old i'm from indianapolis and i'm a comedian i'm the runner-up season 10 2015 oh yeah I just uttered that's what it's about about seven years ago I was playing on a softball team a ground ball hit me in the throat so I went home and went to sleep and then woke up at next day though we are with us with a speech impediment and my whole life changed from there and i will always have a stutter not being able to communicate with people the same way.

I felt very like that. This is the end. you can only hang your head forever for so long before you have to get up and that's how my bite comedy career began. I wanted to wear big bows. Start using me mm-hmm? my voice is like their gym voice they asked someone to say hey i believe in you you went up until that point i really hadn't in the finals when it came down to paul's erdan and me on stage i've never felt that level of that level of pressure I wanted so badly to win a comedian a network and number one before when it didn't that was pretty devastating I will never forget coming second a bar on our show we are the only we are the only winners and runner up for this one from the same season , yeah, so it's like a rematch, almost like America's Got Talent, the champions asked me to come back and do it, do the show, I was so excited to go. against Paul again here it is this is a chance to test myself let me try to push myself a lot more let me test myself i'm not ready to stop this this is just the beginning it's a lot of pressure but i've been preparing as hard as i can and this time I want America's Got Talent title winner the champions to draw lynch when you're on the show last time you came in second you came up with something new that now makes you think you could win this show yancey i'm thinking about puppets we feel like you're really looking for the winning save this time so let's up our game we didn't that's right yeah oh yeah hi thank you how is everyone okay?

I love playing you I know some people sometimes find my standup a bit jarring because that's because I stutter but I'd rather think you're getting the joke and also than the remix so even if you hear a joke it's better now . to you you might be like why not i didn't like the lyrics to that one but it had a good beat like there wasn't enough wrong with with with my mouth i also wear invisalign the invisible braces or as i like to call it a skin grill for white people just banging on the hood of my Prius avvocato toast I don't know what I notice is when you lose your Invisalign at, say, like a restaurant and you come back you sound crazy like I went back to the restaurant and in a frenzy I said to the waitress i was like hello hello i just ate here and i think i lost my invisalign she's like i don't see you wearing a retainer and i was like well you can't see it it's invisible have you seen it?

I'm glad you got that joke, but you know even if you don't, you still had a good beat, thanks guys stand up. Cheers, yeah, that's a good sign for him, not us, mad at you. I'm really mad at you, that was too short, plus you're so funny. that I really love and you are definitely one of them. Really I love you. I mean it was funny. Thank you. What do you think about me? and you're a great guy you're so funny and I really respect you very well done Groo I can't tell you how proud I am of you not only are you a great cheerleader but a great spokesperson and a great example and I have to tell you something, you have grown by leaps and bounds and you are a true professional, a true champion.

I hope all 50 states are watching you because you surely deserve to be in the final. I would like to see it on fire. See you later tonight. Oh, you don't have anyone to work with. No, but I think we would be a great team. You want to be a part of deadly games. let's do it right Anya please I'll show you how it's done and then you'll be fine okay oh yeah easy I can do it are you sure I'm possible? are you sure oh yes i got it all good yes i got it yes are you sure yes i'm fine that's what i was aiming at oh really hmm im looking for a partner you know maybe we can do something different raela chrism whoops oh goodbye that wasn't me who said that there's a sock no it's not abcdefg come on you can do better why are you being me you're still moving your mouth you don't need no this is never going to work out look hi Hong Kong trying to I tell you it's going to be great it's going to be an interview listen man , listen, it will be enough, we can be a team, come on, Paul, please, please.

I'm trying to tell you that we can do this. I promise you we just won't. i have time to rehearse i can't do it i'm still rehearsing us how about we rehearse right now i'd stick with comedy comedy singing this your car is this you caught it preacher this is exhausting for the 9th time it's not good it's not stomach how is it good pimple check your pocket that's still not my card I chose the Jack of Hearts i'll tell you what check your pocket function no way no you daddy is here my pocket that's crazy we can do this had a magic I told you I want to do magic we can be a team that's enough won't you listen right you and me will be a great team i'm looking for a partner i think we'd be perfect what do you think ah preacher look i'm the host ok i mean look i don't even think i'm allowed to do something like this about how fair it would be to all the other contestants man that's a saint it's not even fair the team we have going down watch this right here yeah it's you here and then the P is to meet the team that it's you and then we come right here and then here we won't start this is a dance move, this here is a bird, right? and then you let's see okay so this is not singing this your muscles now you have big muscles because they are close like your muscles will make sure we never have access well we start because we are stars together and these dots represent where we will be on stage we will be at everywhere, so what do you think?

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