Best Of Season 5 Moments ft. Mac Miller, French Montana & More

crying in Love & Hip Hop ♪ (audience laughs) (bells ringing) ♪ Wild Out ♪ (audience applause) - But what's that mouth doing? (audience laughs) (bell rings) - There it is. ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Being Nick Cannon. - Oh! (audience applauds) - Yo (laughs), who the hell does Nick Cannon want to be? (Audience laughs) For example, why would I want to marry Mariah Carey and sleep in soft silk sheets that smell like roses and feel Mariah's hair? (laughs) Oh my God. (audience laughs) (laughs) Why do I want to make so much money and literally get a check from everyone? Why do I love white girls? (audience laughs) I don't know!

Who wants hair that's not really hair, but it's a Gumby, but no one wears it, I don't know? (audience laughs) (bell rings) ♪ Wild Out ♪ ♪ (beep) Lauren, you're an ugly white girl I've never flirted with ♪ ♪ She looks like a teenager in a dirty wig ♪ (audience complains) ♪ I know that thing Stinked ♪ ♪ I had a dirty vision (beep) ♪ ♪ It smelled like cigarettes, chlamydia and horrible decisions ♪ (bell rings) (audience applause) - Wait, wait, okay, I respect that! But this is what I have to say about it. ♪ Hey, let me tell you something ♪ ♪ It's sad but true ♪ ♪ DoBoy, you're so fat that diabetes has you ♪ (audience applauds) (bell rings) Right! ♪ Wild Out ♪ (audience applause) (audience laughs) (chair slams) (actress laughs) - What's wrong, girl?

Hey, you know I'm the toughest guy here, right? (Audience laughs) And I need a girl like you to hold me down. A gangster like me, I need someone like you to hold on to, and you're the only one for me. - Huh, Boy? (audience laughs) (audience applauds) (bell rings) ♪ Wild Out ♪ (audience applauds) - Okay, okay, Nick Cannon, go ahead. - We do so. -He is very intelligent. - I'm a fan of yours, dog, and you really are quite handsome. But don't make me crush another white rapper. (audience oohs) (bell rings) (audience applauds) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You could talk all your (bleep), man, I'm not going to stop you. I don't have to say anything, Eminem already has you. (audience ooh) (bell rings) (audience applause) (bells ring) (bells ring) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Okay, your next hashtag is the things you say in prison. - Oh! (audience applause) - I pull him back so they can hurry up. (audience laughs) (bell rings) (everyone laughs) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Give up for Kevin and the Hart Beats. (audience applauds) (soft R&B music) It kills me, sometimes a woman can gain this weight and think it's not a consequence. (Audience laughs) I just don't like the spill. (Audience laughs) I want to talk about muffin tops. ♪ Muffin tops, muffin tops, muffin tops, muffin tops ♪ ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪ ♪ You're eating

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, woo ♪ ♪ Doritos, hey ♪ ♪ And Cheetos, hey ♪ ♪ Your belly hanging over your belt ♪ ♪ Big belly ♪ ♪ (beep) small ♪ ♪ Your stomach looks ♪ ♪ Like a yoga ball ♪ ♪ She's got rolls on her neck, what ♪ ♪ Rolls on her side, who ♪ ♪ She tried to get on top, what ♪ ♪ I suffocated and died, let's go ♪ ♪ She still looks pregnant when she's not ♪ ♪ But she's not, muffin top ♪ ♪ She's got an upper belly, hey, hey ♪ ♪ A middle belly, hey, hey ♪ ♪ A lower belly , hey hey ♪ ♪ And that (bleep) is heavy ♪ - I don't have that much. ♪ Muffin top ♪ ♪ I said it's super big ♪ - That's a lot of belly. ♪ Hella collapsed, hey ♪ ♪ And she stayed in the snack aisle at the supermarket ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Muffin top, she's got that muffin top ♪ ♪ Lift that shirt and her stomach falls out ♪ ♪ Don't worry baby ♪ ♪ Because you know ♪ ♪ We can use Photoshop ♪ (audience applause) (bell ringing) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Wow! ♪ At the end of the day ♪ ♪ We really don't give a damn ♪ ♪ We made this whole show ♪ ♪ Just to post that bitch on Instagram ♪ Come on. - Hey! (bell rings) (audience applause) - We also need you there to let them know that this is really Wild 'N Out. (audience laughs) (group chat) Back up, back up. (bell rings) (audience laughs) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Hello, Chico (upbeat hip hop music) ♪ I said, Chico B, you must be a fool ♪ ♪ You don't want to fight with me like the old school ones did ♪ ♪ You must be crazy ♪ ♪ I'm a Sucker MC but that's okay ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I said wait, stop the beat ♪ ♪ Cause Boy, I'm what you can't beat ♪ ♪ You're a Sucker MC, and I'm cool ♪ ♪ I just make you look like a fool ♪ (audience oohs) (bells) ♪ You're crazy, homes ♪ ♪ I put myself down because you can't go home ♪ ♪ Because you live with your mom ♪ (audience laughs) (bells sounds) ♪ Okay ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ It's my mom's crib ♪ ♪ At least I have a cool place I can live ♪ ♪ My dad will be back when he gets out of jail ♪ ♪ And he and I will run through the streets and raise hell ♪ (bell sounds) ♪ You think your dad ♪ ♪ is really your dad ♪ ♪ But I have bad news ♪ ♪ I really am your dad ♪ (audience oohs) ♪ I petted your mom in the back of the club ♪ ♪ And every time I see her ♪ ♪ She asks me for a hug ♪ (bell rings) (audience laughs) ♪ I'm on Team Black ♪ ♪ I'm wearing a bandana ♪ ♪ Say something else about my dad ♪ ♪ I'll tell French Montana ♪ (audience exclaims) (audience laughs) - Ooh! (upbeat hip hop music) - Tell him what you said!

Tell him what you said! ♪ Wait, wait a second ♪ ♪ I have no patience with Sucker MCs ♪ ♪ Do you think you can beat a team like these ♪ ♪ With these fools ♪ ♪ You're crazy ♪ (audience laughs) (bell rings) ♪ Me I'm going to say something ♪ ♪ I don't want to be rude ♪ ♪ But who was that girl who looks like a guy ♪ (audience laughs) (bell sounds) ♪ She came here with you ♪ (audience laughs) (sounds of bells) ) ♪ I don't care what you say ♪ ♪ Everyone knows it ♪ ♪ I'm on this show, so I'm hearing some (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) (bells) ♪ Share with me ♪ ♪ Share with me ♪ (audience laughs) (bell rings) ♪ Okay, cool, but let's keep rapping ♪ ♪ Oh yeah, okay now ♪ ♪ Oh, dumb MC ♪ ♪ Show up, we're here ♪ (audience applauds) ♪ Come on Come on, come on up, we've already shown up ♪ (bell rings) ♪ I said come on up ♪ ♪ We've already shown up ♪ ♪ Turn up, we've already shown up ♪ - This is the real hip hop right there. ♪ Climb up ♪ - That was real hip hop. (audience applause) - Man, we're bringing back the old school, that's right. (audience applause) ♪ Wild Out ♪ (audience applause) - Yes, Nick. - Captain. - Bring it home, Nick. - Bring it home. - Oh yeah. (Audience laughs) - Bring it home, Nick. - Whats up girl? - (squeals) Oh my God! (audience applauds) - I'll close this whole thing (beep), okay? (audience laughs) I'll close this whole thing (beep). - I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Wild 'N Out. (bell rings) - And Nick, by the way-- (audience applause) (upbeat hip hop music) ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪