Best Of Season 5 Moments ft. Mac Miller, French Montana & More

crying for Love & Hip Hop ♪ (audience laughs) (rings bell) ♪ Wild Out ♪ (audience applause) - But what's that mouth doing? (audience laughs) (bells ring) - There it is. ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Being Nick Cannon. - Oh! (audience applause) - Yo (laughter), who the hell wants to be Nick Cannon? (audience laughs) Like, why would I want to marry Mariah Carey and sleep in soft silk sheets that smell like roses and feel Mariah's hair? (laughs) oh my gosh. (audience laughs) (laughter) Why do I want to make so much money and literally get a check from everyone? Why do I love white girls? (audience laughs) I don't know!

Who wants hair that isn't really hair, but is a gumby, but nobody wears it, I don't know. (audience laughs) (bells ring) ♪ Wild Out ♪ ♪ (beep) Lauren, you're an ugly white girl I never flirt with ♪ ♪ You look like a teenager in a dirty wig ♪ (audience groans) ♪ Lo I know it stunk ♪ ♪ I have dirty vision (beep) ♪ ♪ It smells like cigarettes, chlamydia and horrible decisions ♪ (bell sounds) (audience applause) - Wait, wait, it's okay, I respect that! But this is what I have to say to that. ♪ Yo, let me tell you something ♪ ♪ It's sad but true ♪ ♪ DoBoy, you're so fat, diabetes got you ♪ (audience audiences) (bell tolls) Right! ♪ Wild Out ♪ (Audience applause) (Audience laughs) (Chair hit) (Actress laughs) - What's up, girl?

Hey, you know I'm the toughest guy here, right? (audience laughs) And I need a girl like you to hold me down. A gangster like me, I need someone like you to hold, and you're the only one for me. - Huh, Boy? (audience laughs) (audience cheers) (bell tolls) ♪ Wild Out ♪ (audience cheers) - All right, Nick Cannon, go ahead. - Let's do it like this. - He's so smart. - I'm a fan of yours, dog, and you're very handsome. But don't make me have to squash another white rapper. (audience ooh) (bell tolls) (audience audience) - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You could talk all your (beep), man, I ain't gonna stop you. I don't have to say anything, Eminem already has you. (audience howls) (bell rings) (audience cheers) (bell rings) (bell rings) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Okay, your next hashtag is the things you say in prison. - Oh! (audience applause) - I'm throwing it at you so you can hurry up. (audience laughs) (bells ring) (everyone laughs) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Give it up for Kevin and the Hart Beats. (audience applause) (soft R&B music) It kills me that sometimes a woman can gain weight and think it's not a consequence. (audience laughs) I just don't like the spill. (audience laughs) I want to talk about muffin tops. ♪ Muffin tops, muffin tops, muffin tops, muffin tops ♪ ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪ ♪ You're eating

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, woo ♪ ♪ Doritos, hey ♪ ♪ And Cheetos, hey ♪ ♪ Your belly hanging on your belt ♪ ♪ Big belly ♪ ♪ (beep) little ♪ ♪ Your stomach looks ♪ ♪ Like a yoga ball ♪ ♪ She got rolls here on her neck, what ♪ ♪ Rolls all over the side, who ♪ ♪ Tried to climb on top, what ♪ ♪ I suffocated and I died, let's go ♪ ♪ She still looks pregnant when she's not ♪ ♪ But she's not, muffin top ♪ ♪ She has an upper tummy, hey, hey ♪ ♪ A mid tummy, hey, hey ♪ ♪ A lower tummy, hey hey ♪ ♪ And that (beep) is heavy ♪ - I don't have that much. ♪ Muffin top ♪ ♪ I said it's super big ♪ - That's a lot of belly. ♪ Hella swole, hey ♪ ♪ And she stayed in the snack aisle of the grocery store ♪ ♪ Come on ♪ ♪ Muffin top, she's got that muffin top ♪ ♪ Lift that shirt up and her stomach drops ♪ ♪ Don't worry baby ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know ♪ ♪ We can Photoshop ♪ (audience applause) (bell tolls) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Woo! ♪ At the end of the day ♪ ♪ We really don't give a fuck ♪ ♪ We did this whole show ♪ ♪ Just to post that bitch on Instagram ♪ Come on. - Hey! (bell tolls) (audience applause) - We need you there, too, so they can know that this really is Wild 'N Out. (audience laughs) (group talks) Back up, back up. (bell rings) (audience laughs) ♪ Wild Out ♪ - Hey, Boy (upbeat hip hop music) ♪ I said, Boy B, you must be a fool ♪ ♪ You don't wanna fight me like they used to. school ♪ ♪ You must be crazy ♪ ♪ I'm a sucker MC but that's alright ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ I said wait, stop the beat ♪ ♪ 'Cause Boy I'm what you can't beat ♪ ♪ You're a sucker MC, and I'm cool ♪ ♪ I just made you look like a fool ♪ (audience oohs) (bell tolls) ♪ You crazy, homes ♪ ♪ I put myself down because you can't go home ♪ ♪ Because you live with your mom ♪ (audience laughs) ( rings the bell) ♪ Okay ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ It's my mom's crib ♪ ♪ At least I have a cool place where I can live ♪ ♪ My dad's coming back when he gets out of jail ♪ ♪ And he and I are going to run through the streets and raise hell ♪ (rings bell) ♪ You think your dad ♪ ♪ Is really your dad ♪ ♪ But I have bad news ♪ ♪ I'm really your dad ♪ (audience ooh) ♪ I patted your mom on the back of the club ♪ ♪ And every time I see her ♪ ♪ She asks me for a hug ♪ (bell tolls) (audience laughs) ♪ I'm on the Black Team ♪ ♪ I'm wearing a bandana ♪ ♪ Say something else about me dad ♪ ♪ I'm going to tell French Montana ♪ (audience oohs) (audience laughs) - Ooh! (upbeat hip hop music) - Tell him what you said!

Tell him what you said! ♪ Wait, wait a second ♪ ♪ I have no patience for Sucker MCs ♪ ♪ You think you can beat a team like this ♪ ♪ With these suckers ♪ ♪ You're crazy ♪ (audience laughs) (rings bell) ♪ I'm gonna say one thing ♪ ♪ I don't mean to be rude ♪ ♪ But who was that girl that looks like a dude ♪ (audience laughs) (rings bell) ♪ She came here with you ♪ (audience laughs) (rings bell) ) ♪ I don't care what you say ♪ ♪ Everybody knows ♪ ♪ I'm on this show so I'm getting something (beep) ♪ (audience laughs) (rings bell) ♪ Share with me ♪ ♪ Share with me ♪ ( audience laughs) (rings bell) ♪ Okay, great, but let's keep rapping ♪ ♪ Aw, yeah, okay now ♪ ♪ Oh, you're Sucker MC ♪ ♪ Come on up, we've turned up ♪ (audience audience) ♪ Come on , come up, we're done coming up ♪ (bell sound) ♪ I said come up ♪ ♪ We're done showing up ♪ ♪ Come on up, we're done showing up ♪ - This is real hip hop. ♪ Turn it up ♪ - That was real hip hop. (audience applause) - Man, we brought back the old school, that's right. (audience applause) ♪ Wild Out ♪ (audience applause) - Yes, Nick. - Captain. - Bring it home, Nick. - Bring it home. - Oh yeah. (audience laughs) - Bring it home, Nick. - What's up, girl? - (screams) Oh, my God! (audience applause) - I'll close all this (beep), okay? (audience laughs) I'll shut this all down (beep). - I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Wild 'N Out. (bell tolls) - And Nick, by the way-- (audience applause) (upbeat hip hop music) ♪ Hi ♪ ♪ Hi ♪