Best of 'Plead the Fifth'

- Nick! You know I never wanted you to get divorced, but doesn't it feel good to not have to lie about crushing the Wild N Out girls? (Audience applauds) - I

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. (audience applause) (hip hop music) (audience applause) - Mr. Nick Cannon, how old were you when you sold yourself to that man? (audience groans) - How old were you, Nick? - I didn't sell myself! I do not know what you're talking about. - I rest my case. - I object. - I know you didn't sell out. I sold myself. I sold a Walmart, Target... (audience applause) - Nicholas Bartholomew Cannon. - It's not my name. - Is it true that Bow Wow slept with Kim Kardashian before you? (audience groans) - No, I went first.

Ask Ray J. (audience applauds) - Cheers! - ♪ Raise your right hand ♪ ♪ Raise your left hand ♪ ♪ Raise your right hand. ♪ The beautiful Remy Ma, how are you today? - I'm fine. - I just want to ask a couple of questions. We all know what happened. We know he's been in the prison system. You have privileged information. So what I want to ask you today, Miss Remy Ma, is exactly how many cartons of cigarettes do you think this bitch would have consumed? - Oh! (Audience applauds) - I would say half a box. It depends on what that person is willing to do. (Audience laughs and applauds) - Only half? - That's a lot! - I can't even get a full box? - That's a lot! - Half a carton of cigarettes? - That's a lot.

Charlemagne, half a carton of cigarettes, God bless you, my sister. (audience applauds) - What's up, Nick? - What's up, Hit? - We were supposed to go to the studio last night, right? - Yeah, yeah, man. - I have no news from you. So what were you doing between 10 p.m. and midnight? - Ten, I was about to eat something and I was already asleep at midnight. - Seriously, Nick? Your Honor, I want to bring a witness. She said, were you going to tell people exactly what you were about to eat? (audience applauds) -she was about to eat her! (audience applauds) - Go wild! - I have a question for you, Stevie J.

Let me tell you what surprises me. These Wild N Out girls. Look, look, we have one with cotton candy hair. We got the short brown with the curly sideburns at just the right time. My question is, if you could have one of them, which one would you eliminate? (audience groans) - All of them. That that. That! That! That. I want the whole room! - People in the courtroom today are watching you perform Plead the Fifth and we want to meet five rappers you can rap with

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. (audience groans) - Nick Nick Nick Nick Cannon. (Audience laughs and applauds) - We'll see! - Wild out! - Now, my friend, Shaq, but I have a question that I know everyone here is wondering.

What do you do when you have to wear a number two on a plane? (Audience laughs) - I'll show you. (Audience laughs) The doors will be very small, right? So I have to go in, head first, then I have to turn around, make sure the toilet is clean, wipe it, then I have to put my whole body against the door, pull them down, then I have to press like this and my knees. stand against the door and I say... (audience applauds) - You never know unless you ask. (audience applause) - Ray J. You had the show, uh, Love of Ray J, right? - I did?

Yes, yes, I had that. - Yes, you did, you did. I just want to know, I know America wants to know. Which girl on that show had the worst game (bleeps)? (audience groans) -I'm going to keep it at 100. -That means she wears teeth, all that. - Listen, I've never done this. - Alright. - There will be many people who will be about to get angry. - We need our G names, honey! - Well well. I take the

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. (audience applauds) - Smart man! - Wild out! - Nicolás Cañón. - Yes. - Just three questions, okay? - Three? - I just left the crime scene.

What letter is between H and J? - I. - Okay, okay. P-L-E-A-D spells what? - Beg. - Oh, beg, okay, yes, there are two of them. Okay, now, this one here, I just want you to fill in the blank, okay? Just fill in the blank. It will help us a lot. In the show Martin, he is Bruh Man of the floor. (The audience laughs) - The fifth. - Thank you, your honor. (audience applauds) - Whatever! - Nicolás Cañón. - We see it all on Instagram, you know, in matching Ferraris. - He's handling her now. - Driving it! - But she's out of control. - We just wanna know, you (bleep) Amber Rose or what, man? (audience applauds) - Of course not! (audience groans) Don't believe me?

This is the Bible. - That's not a damn Bible! - I'm your manager! (Audience responds) - Time's up! Time is over! That's a good point. She doesn't do anything, Nick. What are you driving? That's an even better question. What does Amber Rose do? (Audience laughs) - I argue for the fifth. - Wild out! - You can have whatever you want. Well, I like the truth, Mr. Harris. Do you mind if I call you Mr. Harris? That's his name, right, sir? I have nothing to say. Government, Clifford Harris, correct? Well, I can understand it. I only know two Cliffords, it's you and the big red dog.

Let's move on. Let's move on. We all know that you are a mogul, you are one of the

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hip hop artists of our time, but what people don't give you credit for us, you are also a lifesaver. You talked to a man from the top of a skyscraper that kept him from getting hurt, right? - That could be the case. - That could be the case. Well, since you like saving things so much, how come you've never done anything to help save my team captain's rap career? How come you never did anything? You've never done a feature, you've never done a song.

I haven't even seen you in a photo with him. Why haven't you helped him? - We are on the same team! - Look man, I'm trying to get you an article from Tip right now. Let me work, okay? - What rap career? (audience applause) - Nick Cannon. - Yes, Mr. Mike? - It's just a question whose answer we all want to know. (audience groans) Do you even like your music? (audience applauds) - Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! - I take the fifth. (audience applauds) - Greetings! - I just want to say that I think you're really beautiful.

Really beautiful. And I, my castmates, and I know all the guys here would like to know how much of that ass is actually real. (audience groans) - Does everyone want to know? These guys here? - Yes Yes Yes Yes! - Alright, Imma put you in play. It's in your hands, but you don't need to worry about a butt that's above your weight class. (audience applauds) - Uh, Mr. Ross. - Well well. - I'm going to get straight to the point. You know, MMG, that's your label. However, MMG is more than a label. It's like a family. - Definitely. - You are like brothers.

And, as we all know, brothers sometimes fight. And it was a highly publicized feud between two of your biggest artists, so my question to you, Mr. Ross, is, in a friendly, brotherly fist fight, who do you take out? Meek Mill or Wale? (audience applauds) - Who do you have? - I'm going to

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the fifth. - Exactly! (audience applauds) - Greetings! - Hello Nick, how are you? - Hello, Jess. Which of your successes, something you don't have, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! It is very rude. I know you're my boss, I'm sorry. Um, which of her hits would you say best describes how you feel about Mariah Carey now?

Should I have cheated? Do I just want this to end? Or do I not love you anymore? (audience applauds) - Okay, Nick, you can admit it! - I do not love you anymore! (audience applauds) -He's lying! He is lying! - It's okay, I still love her a little. (audience applauds) - My routine, okay? - Yes sir. Is my routine good? - Yes, good. Luda. - Yes sir. - Now you are a family man. - Yes. - But you weren't always like that. You told us you had hoes close up, hoes far away. They were hoes in the room, they were hoes in the car.

And then you went so far as to tell us you had hoes in other area codes. - TRUE. - Now that you're married, when you visit your family, which area code worries you the most? (audience applauds) - Good question! - Good question. I have to go with 2-1-3. - Two-one, they're giving me problems too! (audience applauds) - Greetings! - Mr. Cannon, you create opportunities for people. For example, the Wild N Out girls. You give them the opportunity to be more than just objectified on Instagram and social media. - You understand, you understand! - So my question to you, with that being said, Mr.

Cannon is: would you allow your daughter to be a Wild N Out girl? (audience groans) - Hell no! (audience applauds) - Oh, oh! Hell no! Ladies, come here! Come here, ladies. Uh, well, with that being said, what do the Wild N Out girls do that you wouldn't want your daughter to do? (Audience applauds and laughs) - I plead for the fifth! - Exactly! (upbeat hip hop music)