BEST BOYFRIEND EVER | Kindergarten #3Jun 08, 2021
*laughs* He's fucking dead too! OH NO 'Wow, that hole is deep.' I can't even see the bottom! We're going to have to get the janitor out of her with the ladder to get them out' 'OH LORD. JANITOOOOOOR! 'I'm coming' I'm coming' 'What seems to be the problem there, Mrs. Jigglytits?' *laughs* He said what we're all thinking 'It's Applegate... and I've got two of my students trapped at the bottom of this hole!' Do you want me to put the rest of them in the hole? 'No, I want you to take out the ones INSIDE the hole OUTSIDE the hole.
Can you do that?' 'Oh. well... that's less fun, but I guess I can do it.' 'It might take a while though' 'It would be better if you bring the ones that aren't in the hole back *mumbles* don't get confused' 'Very good. Alright kids, we're going to shorten recess a bit today! Let's go in for show and tell. Oh 'I hope
everyone had a good break! Let's all get ready for show and tell. Why don't you go first? what did you bring? I brought a flower! 'A flower!' 'That's pretty boring.' 'What's there to say about that?' *Cindy* It's not boring!-Wait what a fucking voice I put on her... *Better Cindy* 'I put it on because she's been a good
boyfriendall day!' *Bugs* 'No.' 'He is definitely weak.
I'm probably going to kick his ass for being such a coward *Cindy* Don't you dare, Buggs!' 'No one can kick my
boyfriend's butt except me!' *Buggs* 'We'll see about that' oh! for fucking jesus *Cindy* 'OMG! Mrs. Applegate! Stop it! 'I would, but' 'Damn if I don't love a good kid fight' *chuckles* oh god am I going to die again? It almost went with the music! No, now he's off the beat. Fuck! Oh my God! Jesus Christ, you died. Don't show the flower... You're going to get beat up for that. ohhhkay uh show the fucking key?
An old gray key? It looks like the one the janitor uses for his closet. He only keeps it closed during lunch anyway. 'I don't know what it's all about' 'Anyway, who's next?' Did I survive?! 'That was a fun little show and I was like 'Oh, there's the bell! I hope
everyone had a fun day today. I'll see you all tomorrow! YES! In fact, we got it right this time, except some of the kids are dead, right? *Cindy* 'How dare you?!' What did I do? Really? You have the nerve to stand there like you have no idea what you did wrong back there!
I honestly have no idea 'The flower!' 'My special flower! The one I gave you for being the
bestboyfriend I've ever had! What's up with that? 'You didn't show it in show and tell!' 'If it means so little to you, then I'll take it back! We are through! Bye!' So I have nothing! Did I just do all that for nothing? *Jack slaps himself in the face* Oh my God! What was I supposed to do?! Was I supposed to get rid of Buggs? Shit! Wait... There are the... Well, then the children are alive again.
So you're going to take my money at the start of the day so if I report you to the master... No. It's okay... Here. So if I report to the master and that removes it, then I don't have any problem finishing the rest of the quest right? "I am Miss Applegate. I have been well endowed..." "*ahem* with excellent teaching qualities." *Sad Child Jack* Buggs stole my money! He is over there! He is a big bad guy! 'He did he? Interesting... I'll make you a deal. 'Buggs is a real troublemaker.' He is violent and a danger to others. 'If you go in there and try' *stutters* and challenge him, make it worth it 'What if he hurts me? 'He's going to build character.' What's in there for me? "I'll give you a gold star.
We all love gold stars, right?" Is this legit? 'Probably not, but if this is how I can start my underground kid fighting ring' 'It's a risk I'm willing to take.' Uh, okay… 'Oh how I love a good kid fight!' 'Come on, just go and push him' 'A little when he attacks alone' 'Scream for me and I'll stop him.' Ohhhkay! I'm going to take a bloody battle wound and Cindy is really going to be all over me then! 'What do you want silly?' Crushing me won't make your dad come back. Oh-ho-ho-ho! 'My dad will be back!
He just *sad rambling* shops to get some cigarettes, that's all! Get out of here before he beats you! He will never be proud of you. *smol laugh* Be a complete badass! 'My dad left and *spits static* I'm so sad!' *serious face* Your dad will never be proud of you. Look him directly in the eyes. 'Yes he will!' 'If you don't go now I'll kill you!' Dying wouldn't be so bad. 'Okay, you asked for this!' 'This is for you dad!' 'Bugs!' *chuckles* boing boing boing boing! 'Bugs! 'How dare you attack another student again without being provoked!' 'That's the final straw!' 'I'm sending you to the principal's office' 'so he can finally expel you!' 'Nope!
Please! Nope!' He started! He's a liar! 'He said my dad would never come back!' 'Well, he's right.' And after this little incident, neither are you. Now go to the principal's office. 'Or I'll have the janitor take you there' 'But...but...' 'Go away!' Nice! We could have been friends if you hadn't ratted me out. Yeah, well, fuck off, bro. 'Oh happy day!' 'I've finally gotten rid of that little degenerate' 'Here's your gold star as promised.' I have no idea what fucking vocals I'm doing. Uhm... 'Now you got me thinking that Jerome thinks he's so high and mighty because he's the main guy why don't we organize a trip for him to... visit dad?
Ahhh, no. 'Enjoy the rest of your day.' Cool! Now let's do the rest of this. I have a fucking sick wound! Now I am definitely the septic eye! She's going to be on top of me now. Okay, I have to go to the bathroom to wash my face, but the fucking janitors are here with a bunch of bodies again! Bye! Jesus Christ... What a fucking weirdo! 'Oh, you're back!' 'I'll take that bathroom pass now. Come back at your time in the morning. Okay, let's play house. Ohhhhkay! I can finally show the flower. *speed muttering text* 'Okay, who's next?' "It won't be hard to top that, so don't be shy." Yes! 'Well, kids, that was a fun little show.' 'Well there's the bell, hope everyone had a fun day, see you tomorrow!' Hurrah!
However, two of my classmates were killed and one of them was expelled. Now we are only four here. "It was very nice of you to show the flower to everyone." You really are the
bestboyfriend I've ever had. You can keep it forever and ever. *Sarcastically* Joy. 'I'll see you tomorrow...' '...Boyfriend...' Yeah... See you then. Complete day! The best boyfriend! We did it! I have... 5 cents... Huzzah! Monday again, four times. Oh yeah! Now I have the flower here! *Child's voice* This is the flower that Cindy gave me for being a good boyfriend. Maybe she could show it to someone who needs a little love in her life.
No, I'm going to leave it here Y! I'm going to leave this episode here! Finally! We're making a little bit of progress in
kindergarten, so I'll keep doing that from now on in the episodes, I'll take someone's story and try to stick with it. I just don't know who we should do next. Who, who's the next easiest to do? I should do them in order of how easy they are... And I don't even know who has quests. Did we have a thing with Nugget, Jerome and I think Bugs...? I don't know if I really have any kind of clue that Lilly has a mission to accomplish.
She keeps talking about her and Monty's brother, I think he's the guy who sells me stuff so I don't know if I have a mission for him. Maybe the teacher, janitor, and lunch lady have quests too. I have no idea. We have one, two, three, four, five more to do. Maybe it's just the kids, I don't know. Anyway, thank you all so much for watching this episode! If you liked it, PRESS THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS and high five WAPISH x2 Thanks guys and I'll see you all, IN THE NEXT VIDEO! Man the music is so upbeat Ashley House Gaming, Music, and More!
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