bedwars is a difficult game

Go go go go, what are you doing? i just threw a guy off a ledge the other guy has no idea you're there you're going he's there he's there i did it yeah oh my god you actually did what the hell off the cliff oh my god i'm so well in this i killed them all just walking to the gray team i dont even care you know what guns are for casuals thats how it works there is no there is no bed here oh i think the steam is already dead oh i guess i have to walk to the other side of this bridge these people think they and their diamond armor and their iron swords have twice as many people you think you can carry me you think you can carry me guess again come on come on come on up one down two down oh thank you so much yeah no let them, don't let them do that, yeah I'm pushing you off a cliff.

If you're not, you're not helping. I need this final kill. I can't have you literally fisting people. Yeah, I wouldn't put it that way, but yeah, when you think about it, why am I so good at this?

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I'm here to help hey team I'm uh member of society I'll avenge you okay since they have a broken bed no I've hidden in their little bed I think I have the bed oh my god I'm going to beat them to death. Wait, why is there a pink guy there? I just realized there's no one in our bed, but that's okay, no, don't worry, I'm here, I'm here with lack of armor and my sharpness. true Dead Spider-Man rest in peace I'm going after the pink team come on come on they have a guard he's a sword but I have determination I guess I don't know I have a lack of social skills well I just walked in and this guy doesn't seem to care so look where your materialism has gotten you oh god he's got a diamond sword but i've got friendship what do you have what do you sound like rap lyr. ics from like 2008. boom sit down yeah i'm just here playing with some blocks and you're out there getting killed it's killing with a diamond sword and you had a fist yeah guns are for casuals yeah exactly everyone they play Ultra Hardcore thinking they're tough, but this is the real challenge: hitting the casuals with their bare hands.

This is how you assert yourself as a man. in the yellow but yeah i'm gonna hit it yeah yeah yeah yeah we did it wow with legends ok i got a fireball so if i blew up in three seconds i'll be really mad Have I mentioned that I'm really no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no this guy even cares oh god oh god you realized my weakness oh god no no no he knows I'm here no no no no we don't have to break his bed I'm going to have to hit the Iron Golem oh his teammate logged back in he got rid of his Iron Golem now he's gone again oh he's a legend I think got stairs here don't hesitate made a bunk bed ok the vacation house is now throwing down his Golden Lion i can block the bed with Fireball i got this MythBusters i got this myth busted you can't i got it it's on fire punch him in the feet punch him and smash him punch smack smack smack smack smack smack smack again I'm curing him I'm curving them out yeah we did if he just left I can't believe you did that without weapons Bed Wars is a hard

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to play give me points ok , great team is approaching slow I really think it's a metaphor for death anyway I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the work as a whole uh-huh philosophy yeah you know what happened in the conversation look at my bridge which is PVP my bridge is way cooler than yours bending oh oh what is this you think you can stop me you think if something bent it just didn't take note. what are you on I am a hacker.

I have exposed now I have a big title I don't know I don't think they know you that you are there don't worry I have it oh they don't if I'm hiding this young man is coming for me I'm so excited right now oh we're in trouble I have two teams different running at me don't worry i'm going to destroy their bed and they haven't made their bridge yet so i'll kill all of them i got this don't worry and my lack of a weapon is coming to save the day ok y'all think you're good y'all think you can beat me oh gosh you beat me oh gosh no uh my arrogance in our plan dude you've reappeared ok I'm just going to do that.

I'm trying to see that white guy over there and fight up close. I don't know how you're embarrassing me. Views man. You're sad. reproductions and now to kill the white team. I'm alone and I mean there's just the hand that's not holding anything either, that was a solid pun. D oh god you answer and it doesn't even matter wait for this you know what this guy is abuse I'm just going to cut him off man he's not a business savvy guy he went off easy I hit him until he went offline okay oh god keep texting me wow mr popular it's my dad ok so popular now we got two ender pearls here we go oh i guess i don't know what you gonna do with it but I play SkyWars, so between us.

Pearl means we automatically win everything I play UAC which means pearls don't drop faster huh my name my name this guy is trying to cut me off but little does he know ok he actually me he's cutting the path quite effectively and I ran past. get out of here it's ok get ready i swear to god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry you're going to win you better distract him while i run here and i want help it's ok this man is coming to hit me and that the boy is still watching so bye i believe in you i believe I think he's seen me no no no no no no no no no oh god, he takes about a third of the knockback.

I do what the hell. I finally found someone whose knockback is even faker than mine. That was some great PvP right there. That's the best I've ever seen. The idea sounded better in my head okay I just did the exact same thing you did are you serious? My God, I hate myself so much that he didn't believe me. I did not do it. him in his own hole that was pretty good i dont think i got a single death in this game yeah its ok i finished it like i double filed it i cant believe i just did that oh my gosh you know what a character you are tinfoil ok i'm not yeah he's staring at you with the bow oh yeah oh ping UHC UAC are you ready? final death we did it oh wait what was her bed we did see it all oh all in the heart of the card easy peasy white the best color o h God no no ok welcome guys to another solo comment we are playing SkyWars, yes my problem is to say why is the best color my foot is damaged so we will do another SkyWars let's play it doesn't even work. even worry about it my mic stand is currently falling off so i lean into it ok you distract them with your crazy pvp skills and the bed of him is gone throw them cut them oh i accidentally used my pet.

The challenge failed. Are you tearing it down? I really do not know. I'm just trying to be productive and it's not working. He is going to kill me. to Middle yet uh not sure but there are some guys having a PVP matchup here how are we playing this game more correctly than everyone else? No, I feel like you're cheating on his bed. I'm jumping bee. Man, actually, yeah, it's okay. ow why isn't that right come on they'll never see this coming someone might destroy our bed in the process technoblade video im dead oh he's a meme geez what am I supposed to do? things like having twice as many casual players oh gosh this guy takes even less hits than me what is this what is this witchcraft the meme oh ok i'm gonna go in go in go in go in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and lo I understand you don't even ask questions I'm just going to hurt this guy with my face I don't even care no one cares look at this guy using his pick eight he logs out he doesn't even like that it's over he will never log back into the server he quit Hypixel forever until michael breaks his computer and never comes back he goes to sweden he changes his identity has someone been destroying our bed like this all this time we've been gone?

I mean we'll know when our screen comes up saying our beds have been destroyed. I don't think we have anything to worry about. you didn't even protect your bed he's just laying there the open aqua team is like a slow bridge across the map it means but no yeah that's not happening I'm walking straight into the screen team space Where is that base? Hell? yeah i know but i'm walking in a straight line anyway just passing everyone they somersault as it turns out their base was here in the morning ok ok go to bed. I will try to hit him. they never saw it coming i finally got a killer you're proud of me so proud and he answers right here to stop me you have fun dying those two guys i'll get up they just pulled a sword out of a chest this you could you move the bed and the technoblade to the right?

It's a joke. I will die instantly. Because? I didn't know how you're still alive. Don't know. They won't see me here. I asked myself that question every day and this guy destroyed our bed but it's okay because I'm here instantly I killed him he's been destroyed too being eliminated um thi Is this green team coming to intimidate me? Yes, they are Jesus. Not well. Pickaxe time. Pickaxe time. No challenge failed. bridge and now my anxiety is kicking in. I didn't even see that that's scary, uh, there we go. She had no doubt that he was outside, then she would have cried.

The saddest moments in anime. I was an anime lead so I have to like facing these two teams simultaneously or what are they trying to fight but they're like doing it slowly but that's Bed Wars nothing ever happens until a guy just walks in with no weapon and she just kills them both and just breaks their bed over their skull as she beats them to death with it jesus i play to win this is a metaphor you see these all seem like challenges in life that we just don't think we can do. but once you walk in there with nothing but your bare fist and I start punching your problems in the face they just don't respond so what if not that was yes follow that to its logical conclusion you can to do it yeah it was going to be about ditching a baby anyway yeah baby beating marathon oh my god they made me change my guild name because it was too inappropriate even though this whole server actually did they changed repeatedly until an admin gave me a warning and I'm sitting like the server base is stabbing little kids. for coins and they're like but babies they're all sitting here like full diamonds and stuff I think I'm going to have to like it actually give it a try thank you yeah that's one oh you I can't do you speak in Serious?

I bought this Diamond Sword for nothing it's a good game. I can't believe you just did that. What part of that isn't like a linear progression? This was the most predictable result that could have been. It is more consistent than my loading program. What about you