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Beating Minecraft the Way Mojang Intended It

May 26, 2021
I think you know how to play Minecraft while you don't. Not long ago, Mo Yang released a series of guides on different aspects of the game and by gathering information from each one, we can beat the game like we're supposed to, luckily. Guys I grabbed one for the team and for only 39.99 I now know the secrets you've been keeping from us like he knew Jeb is a simpleton yeah polar bears were added because his wife liked them my life is a lie and, uh, yeah. you know the mobs will slide if they use a really good lytra right i'm in overwhelming debt anyway let's spawn a world and get started right away it's time to get the audience involved when you first load into a world what's the The first thing you should do is collect wood b collect what c collect wood or d all of the above, that's a trick question, none of these the correct answer is collect dirt, build a pill or a spawn and dislocate both hips, I can't believe it .
beating minecraft the way mojang intended it
That's not the first thing that comes to mind, you're so stupid, apart from the unorthodox start of the first day, the guide mainly follows everyone's first day, collect some wood, make a crafting table, make a complete game of wooden tools that you can use. Use it fully find a cobblestone immediately replace your tool set refund your donation to the team trees become vegan turn mommy sheep into a twin size mattress enjoy perfect medium rare further destroy the landscape and make yourself at home just a typical first day okay day two It's time to craft some essential items, let's make a chest, a ladder, a boat, a trap door and a bowl.
beating minecraft the way mojang intended it

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I'm not sure what the bowl is for, but I don't see a toilet anywhere. Okay, so it's time to extract iron. The guide informs us that iron. can be found below sea level, that's useful, so let's go find something and bada bing bada boom, get some iron, upgrade our tools, make flint and steel, make a cube and cheers, sorry we didn't the actions before, mother sheep, okay? We're pretty much set up and ready to prepare for the abyss mo yang recommends a full set of enchanted diamond armor cool, I don't even have iron armor yet and I have to get a full set of diamonds before I go to the net oh ah, yeah, listen to the sound of all my progress being lost, well this sucks, no way some of my stuff survived, stupid creeper, I'm going to get more resources since we lost everything and this time I'm making armor from iron, it's okay, I'm pretty good.
beating minecraft the way mojang intended it
Going back to what we were doing before preparing for the abyss, let's find some diamonds because apparently the only way to survive in the abyss is a full set of enchanted diamond armor when minar moyang recommends leaving a torch trail so you don't get lost. but somehow I always manage to not have enough, they also recommend that you bring ladders to make an easy and safe escape to the surface, but what worries me most is why Alex, there are diamonds right there, how did you miss them? So, Mo Yang makes them. he shows enchanted diamond armor for the nether but he never says what enchantments I have to put fire protection and explosion protection on it and the opportunity will come, in particular you get protection, take it or leave it while I mine diamonds.
beating minecraft the way mojang intended it
I made a diamond pickaxe and gathered them together. some obsidian for a portal okay I don't want to start a fight in the comments but do you build your nether portal with 10 blocks or 14 blocks because I personally build mine with 50? Okay, before we go to the lower one, mo yang says. Using snowballs is essential in firefighting, as they deal three damage. I never knew, so let's get some snow together. Okay, it's time to go to the abyss. We have everything we need. Here we go. My abyss does not look like the one in the book. Oh right, this book is extremely outdated.
Oh well, we're not going to let that stop us. The first thing Mo Yang recommends we do is build a box around our portal to protect it from the gas fireballs. Now it's time to find another stronghold that Mo Yang recommends. We make a path out of blocks that are not native to the abyss so we can easily find our way back. They also recommend that we build panic shelters at regular intervals across the chasm, yeah right, what is that thing? Ah yes, more land that is not. In my book and in friendlier creatures, why does that thing sound like me in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell?
This bluish biome seems to be home to a good number of enderman, so I'm going to kill some of them and hopefully we can get some ender. Pearls, I have three, well, that's three more than I had, since our guide is very inaccurate. We are quite alone for the bottom. I just have to find another strength. I can't find a stronghold. I don't know how much time I have. I've been wandering around but I can't find one, oh come on wait is that one, oh my god dude I was finally about to end it all. Withered Skeletons are one of the scariest mobs.
Change of mind. I'll mark the aisles as I go. so it's easier for me to find the way out i hear some flames it's time for a snowball fight i hope mo yang is right about this you like that oh honey stupid piece of rotten bacon huh, it worked but i used a lot of snowballs, let's try to find a flame generator, oh that's cool, there is one that makes flames, but it doesn't drop flame rods when killed with snowballs. Do I need to loot my snowballs? And that should be enough, let's get out of here, oh God, oh no, oh, there are no things.
Going crazy oh no I could really use a panic shelter right now oh no I should have listened to the guide huh I gotta run here we go oh god oh god oh god guys kill me kill me , kill me. me, it's okay, now I'm safe, now it's time to find a way out of here oh, it's the blue background again, let's grab a few more ender pearls before we go back oh god, oh god, let me in, Let me in, it feels good to be back. I have five ender eyes we're going to need quite a few more I just wanted to grab some while we're passing through well it's time to start thinking about the battle with the ender dragon in this guide it talks about using beds to kill the dragon and I think that's what I'm going to do anyway let's get a better ax since I have extra diamonds I'm also going to get more food oh sheep I'm going to get as much wool as I can to make all the beds Okay let's get more Ender pearls in case the portal is completely empty.
I need 12 Ender Eyes, but in case some of them break during the trip, I'm going to shoot about 15. And boom, there are 15. Getting back that took longer than I thought well players it's time to find a stronghold let's move on according to the guide ender's eyes have 20 chances of breaking okay it's getting dark im going to sleep right here okay let's go what i slept right above the fortress is right here okay we have to dig and here we are okay let's search this final portal. Fun fact, the fortresses have up to two libraries. Thanks guide.
It would be nice if you could tell me how to find this. portal oh my god I've been wandering around forever now is a good time to tell you guys I've never legitimately beaten the ender dragon on my own since I played

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that's pretty sad oh where is this portal ? Hello, here we go. that took longer than it should, let's break out the silverfish generator. I'm going to set a small respawn point because according to the guide there is a realistic chance that the ender dragon will defeat me, but not me, even though I'm built differently.
Well, here we are. let's go one last portrait before we go three two one let's go okay let's get off this platform quickly I don't want to be thrown into the void okay first thing first we have to eliminate the towers these snowballs are not going to work come on here we go I have no idea what I'm doing I have no idea what I'm doing oh oh no no no no no no no no no damn oh that's embarrassing okay let's go at least my stuff should still be there where Where is it? There's my horrible obsidian fort.
Okay, back to business. I have to get these crystals out. Where I go? Where I go? Come on, come on, it's okay, I think I'm safe. I have nothing to carry. these towers, oh my god, I should have listened to the guide better, okay, we have to be quick, I'm trying to get thrown off the final island, okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on, yeah, we got one, okay, down , down, we have to go down, quickly. break faster the next the next come on oh holy shit that was close oh no I can't reach it oh boy yeah it's okay we're doing good I already died so my self esteem is pretty low we can do it. this we can do this yeah that should be all the towers okay it's time to kill the dragon okay okay okay I can't reach down here oh shhh I'm almost there oh third time is the defeated, uh, and here we go, we did well.
There you have it, we beat Minecraft using Moyang's guides and that was the first time I beat the game in single player, it was terrible.

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