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concoction exactly to do something like hell I can't do Kayla geez okay the animals love it see ya cheers if we could if we were on all fours we would enjoy it. She had no idea. a lot into it until I was fine, it was an experience doing these shows, but it's an experience because as an older person in a young, modern world, you're talking about how you're expected to survive in this world, so how are you surviving? source kerry knows that i did very well on his show but i didn't understand why i was chosen to do this show as these are educational shows and at the same time very entertaining and until i realized i was chosen because I'm old in will you're old you don't always want to know that and not many think if you're lucky and healthy like me huh uh-huh not much happens to remind you that you're old I spoke this

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on the phone: Peter Nichols, the famous British playwright, wrote joe egg and his privates on the show much wealth and he was seven years old yesterday he was 89 and on the brink of 90 so i called him today if i wish him a happy birthday and i said your birthday is coming up and he said ok would you call me yesterday it's a sweetheart but is this just an accident or am I slipping in the direction of a nursing home very uncomfortable what they brought you to the nursing home isn't it?

Why did they bring you to film in an infirmary? They took me because you have an Eastbourne. I was like fathered because everyone is so old that you feel young. Yes you may be the youngest person there and I went to this very well run one. nursing home and suddenly i thought why i was filming here as i was sitting in one of those little chairs that go up the stairs and an old lady in a chenille robe waved at me and i thought is this a trick of my family and when when we finished filming well they say sorry you can't go so well i think this is your room no no if you're into darwin's theory of evolution it's evolve or die so the theory behind this program is as you get older.

You are expected to evolve or stay out of things completely. Are you changing well? Are you adjusting? Do you like technology? Look, I want young people to adapt to me. it's not between them and us i miss it mrs. Holmes: I don't know if I should follow that category, but being old now you're still old, the most attractive young punk. the same hope they told me yesterday they told me last night on the plane coming home last night my wife nudged me and told me she's the same age as your daughter so it quelled my ardor she saw me looking at someone I'm just looking at someone I thought that it was someone she knew, but she thought she was looking at someone for different hidden reasons.

Ella, how wrong could she be wrong? man i do yeah and the only thing is they don't see me not always usually i'm very dramatic like partially undressed but we laugh about it but older people peak men and women often say I feel invisible They use that word invisible invisible. You know the older Germaine Greer sir who had gone invisible mmm but you're invisible when you go to your grandson he sits on it with our phone yeah and iPhones young people generally don't look at you when you bring them when you go to the table or go to it's eye contact yeah weird yeah and you look across the restaurant and there's a pretty nice young couple they don't talk to each other they are busy updating their facebook finding pokemon posts yeah Gandhi, those horrible things.

I thought of you. I'm excited they were coming today and I had read about this show. imaginary toys is this idea of ​​the shows you are explaining all these things to this plane you will all be very well instructed and entertained i am sure it was originally called a guide for seniors and then they changed it at the last minute really to the guide of the grandmother I am concerned about this word grandmother because in my school there was a gym and a gym instructor and he called me grandmother because I have never admitted this on national or international or intergalactic television and I am very inauthentic. tribute to my great age and relative sanity to the fact that I never play sports of any kind.

I don't exercise but he called me granny and he really hurt me. I couldn't even call my own grandmother granny, yeah, well, sorry. Sorry, we ran out of time. You must hide the neighbors. You are doing that. Yes Yes. Because I know you are him. I know that you are the agent of the great lady. god and don't wake up that means that means the viewers will phone up and say i was rude interrupting you somewhere today channel at 10:30

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thank you and i'm doing a gig at Cadogan Hall you should come along watch then tomorrow night and wednesday night we've already launched brig attendees keep talking for more on this

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