Barney: Once Upon a Time (1996) - 2000 VHS

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you have them there skip a length like Wags what you do dancing with wax the dogs move your hips with wax and the dogs turn your head and move your hands and move your knees we're dancing with Wags and dogs coming from Lyric Studios get ready to shake it a world of love it's fun to be with you any

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or anywhere but i'll share something with you a world of sharing we have some things to share with you and a world of fun with your favorite friend come with

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on a trip you will never forget what world we shared his new home video where we will go next when stella the storyteller leaves her suitcase behind I wonder where she might be Stella Bernie and her friends travel the world to find her well I guess we'll just have to go to France and along the way they'll learn that good manners and sharing are the same anywhere language maybe i have a potato i can share with you mountains in canada to the streets of mexico and france the fun never ends with

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and his friends well it looks like he's had a great adventure.

Travel as far as his imagination will take you in the world we share. I tell you they really are magic words. I don't think so, Sean, no way. Alright. I'll prove it. Just give me a minute. it makes us all so much fun oh it makes us so happy when we march with everyone oh when we march as we march all together love to march together whoa hello everybody hello oh that was some fancy footwork marching here marching there marching marching everywhere parts less in the christian why do you all have umbrellas on such a sunny day sticky brain of course oh sure but why do you think it's going to rain because I'm going to use my magic words and make it rain oh I see and where did you learn these magic words at my teacher's school?

She said that four of the most magical words you could ever know are Once upon a

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. Yes, those are very good words, but I don't think the teacher meant that you can do real magic. Once upon a time it started to rain on a sunny day it really is raining and it's still a sunny day rain rain go away come again another day all of barney's friends want to play rain rain go away it's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring he went to he went to bed and he hit his head and couldn't get up in the morning it's raining it's pouring rain rain go away come again another day look words really are magic well maybe it was going to rain anyway let me try something else Once upon a time it started to rain bubbles now that would be magic bubbles oh silly book fair bubbles wherever they tickled me I like this kind of ring oh I never knew it could rain bubbles sure I can make it rain bubbles all day if I want so why have all the the bubbles stopped because my bubble machine ran out of bubble juice huh just kidding hey guys I guess we won't need these umbrellas anymore unless Sean and Carlos have more weather jokes planned but it was so much fun that we had sun and rain and you. we're in bubbles that's right, looks like we had all kinds of weather except Snow.

Yeah guys where does the snow come from, he's a good friend, he's still the Storyteller, good dog, good dog. a little snow today i can help you with your bag stella why thanks barney it's winter or norway not really but in some parts of norway it's cold and it snows almost all year round thanks and thanks barney the toad it's still like icicles leave we help you with your snowshoes why thanks when i was in norway just now i thought i heard someone say

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upon a time and that reminds me of a story actually once upon a time reminds me of all my stories no surprise because those are the four words that tell us we're about to hear something wonderful when you say the words once upon a time then you know a story will be told when you hear me say Once upon a time a wonderful little adventure will unfold Once upon a time Time means it's time to pretend leave let your imagination travel to Storyland to hear a tale from long ago once upon a time once upon a time means a story to the city a tale to share with everyone everywhere once upon a time once upon a time to share when you hear the words you know the words words Once Upon a Time open the door to all kinds of stories and imaginary adventures for those who like Jack and the Beanstalk The three little red bears I think they all lived happily ever after Once upon a time Once upon a time a story to share with everyone when you hear the words if we liked your story right now well i think it could be a variety story i should tell this one its funny how many things are here to tell so many stories with that i think its all stuck wow i think i really had too much stuff in there wow we sure will keep a lot of wonderful things in your bag stella these are the things i used to tell stories to kids all over the world it's a shame to put it all back in my suitcase without even telling the stories but we all dream them maybe We could even help you tell some of the stories, of course, and we can also use our imaginations, yeah, well, that would make it more fun while I pack my suitcase. ok we'll do what is this anyway oh well that's a spinning wheel carlos a long time ago people used them to help turn sheep's wool into cloth so is barney but in the story of rumplestiltskin the spinning wheel is used for something else a Once upon a time there was a girl who usually lived on a small farm.

The king had heard stories that the girl could spend a lot on gold, so he took her to her castle. i love gold but your highness will be locked in this room tonight and i want you to spend all the straw on gold, if you can do it i will marry you and make you my queen but what if i can't? you will stay in this room for the rest of your life with bread and water for every meal and no dessert ever not even a banana not even a banana is ok i will try the young lady wanted to turn the straw into gold she tried and tried but she couldn't make it so she cried and cried then all this john is gone but he still looks like cow food oh boohoo and just when that girl was as sad as could be something magical happened miss your turtles are here .

I am a friend, a friend who knows how to turn straw into gold. You can, oh please. I will if you promise to give me your first baby after you marry the king. The girl was so scared that she would have promised. almost anything so she said ok i promise hehe and stand back and watch me do my thing and that funny little man started turning the straw into foreign gold oh watch the gold come out of the wheel out of the wheel out of the wheel I see coming out of the wheel the straw is turning to gold now we'll spin it all night all night all night now we'll spin it all night the straw will turn to gold now that funny little man spun all night long and in the morning every piece of straw had turned to gold ok time is up look at this gold you made it please say you will marry me and be my queen well not sure from now on , i'll be the kindest king you've ever seen alright ok then they were both men and a year later the king and queen had a beautiful daughter well i got some king stuff to do see you later queen , goodbye, and that's when a funny little man came.

Back, it's you, I didn't think you'd ever come back, yeah, a deal is a deal, now hand me that baby, she'll live with me, oh please don't take her away, don't cry again, okay, this is it what I will do. I'll give you three days to guess my name if you can do it you can keep your baby it's your name a friend not Charlie not Wilbur uh-uh Leopold Leopold no the queen guessed every name she could think of that first day but none of them he was right so the second day he started guessing some very strange names pickle knows joan no mushroom tea jelly belly no stanley's stinky toast no herkimer wiggle smash herkimer wiggle smash no no ok that's your last guess for today see you tomorrow the queen was worried she had an idea she called her most trusted guard and then she sent him to the village to see what he could learn about her wish it is my foreign commando ERS walking through the forest i saw a funny little man who was singing and dancing together to a campfire he was singing the queen is going to lose the game to Rumpelstiltskin that's my name Rumpelstiltskin eh you can go now and thank you very much oh no thank you majesty it was my pleasure it's me and it's day three can you guess my name is your name uh Byron Butterbean Byron butter bean no itch scratch Noggin itch scratch banging ain't right that's it and I'll give you one more guess then I'll get some Rumpelstiltskin what you did my name is Rumpelstiltskin and I'll go home I never bothered the king and queen again and everyone lived happily ever after the end let's put this stuff back in my bag now i liked it too oh and Sean you did a really good job playing Rumpelstiltskin thank god i don't have a big name I don't know it could be so much fun to have a big name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name is this afternoon John Jacob Jingleheimer Schnitz his name is fine everyone gives advice or voices oh yeah oh I didn't know you were listening oh yeah I heard when you were very very quiet and I heard when you were very very loud Baby Bop, would you like to be a part of our next story?

Oh yes please, that's good because my next story is about a beautiful young woman who is way up high. oh oh this is going to be fun being witchcraft well that's good because for the next story I want everyone to use their imagination and make believe I'm a witch no really scary witch oh no not a scary witch or like a witch silly and I also want you to imagine an Enchanted Castle, the tallest castle anyone has ever seen, that all we have to do is pretend and think of all the things that make a castle so special, fairytale castles with beautiful flags flying higher than ever. seen just imagine all the things you could see maybe even a king or queen magical places and musical things pick up surprises and much more once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named rapunzel thats me since i was a baby i had lived with the witch in the tallest tower of the biggest castle in all the land i'm so tall and i can't get out no she couldn't get out that's what i said oh i'm sorry because the castle didn't have any doors or stairs in fact there was only one way to enter Rapunzel so head down miss witch here she comes Rapunzel's hair was so long it was down to the ground and every day the witch climbed up Rapunzel's hair. climb to the window oh there oh there you go we really should get a lift I know oh poor Rapunzel she couldn't get out of the Tower and she had no friends no but one day when the witch left a brave boy from The Village came to the castle and sang Rapunzel a love song Does she wobble back and forth?

Can you throw it or your shoulder like a continental soldier? Does your hair hang low, does my hair hang low and wobble from side to side? I can tie it in a knot I can tie it in a bowl I can throw it over my shoulder like a continental soldier 'cause my hair had heard the witch say Rapunzel Rapunzel let go of your hair so I can climb the golden ladder s there is a link the boy climbed on the rapunzel hair there we go hello wow your hair is really amazing oh thank you whats your secret i use baby shampoo oh after that the boy came to visit rapunzel every day while the witch was away and he hoped one day he could think of one way to get Rapunzel down from the tower what happened next Barney yeah what happened how nice one day when the witch came back to the castle Rapunzel Rapunzel let your hair down so she can climb the golden stairs um oh you're too heavy I'm not very heavy you're heavier that my friend is your friend to get a lift and you need to get better glasses and put it on herself her own head that's naughty oh boy had to think of something quick you know lady you look great with long hair yeah yeah i think maybe yeah but i don't think the hair looks as good as before no its not what's wrong with my hair well rapunzel uses baby shampoo every day i bet if you did too your hair would be really beautiful yeah I guess maybe that would be alright boy take the baby shampoo and pour it on my hair yeah ma'am there you go don't forget to rub it in oh I won't I won't what's this my hair stands on my head. that's because I didn't put baby shampoo on your hair.

I use tricked glue again. Oh yeah, hey, let's get out of here. Okay hurry up oh yes after you Rapunzel thank you. i know what they all are that's right oh you're good at putting away your toys why thanks baby bop I'm sure all this will fit in there I'm sure fine Stella I don't think you have much else to pack oh actually I think we can use all these things in one last story which store uses all this stuff yeah well its astory that's not too long and not too short ok oh I don't know what I know that story it's the three bears wow you say it Tasha ok ok once upon a time there were three bears who lived in a little house in the woods there was a daddy bear it's me a mommy bear hello and a cute little baby bear with a cute little blanket one morning they were all going to have porridge for breakfast.

Hey, I wanted waffles, but when they took a bite, they were in for a surprise. be waffles no but the porridge will be cold enough to eat oh ok i know let's go for a walk up the mountain it's so nice this time of year a good idea bears crossed the mountain bears crossed the mountain the bears came across the mountain to see what they could sing to see what they could see what they could see Are we there? the other side of the mountain the other side of the mountain the other side of the mountains and so the bears went on their walk just as happy as can be now in this very forest at the same time there was a little girl named Goldilocks she had seen the little house in the woods and was wondering who lived inside hello is anyone home i guess not but does anyone mind if i take a look inside i guess no something smells good maybe it's waffles yeah i'll have to make some porridge for breakfast so tried Papa Bear's Bowl wow the porridge is too hot so tried Mama Bear's Bowl this porridge is Too cold so tried Baby Bear's Bowl.

This porridge is fine. It was really good. I wonder what other things will be in this little house. I'm a little tired, so she sat on papa bear's chair, they're too hard, so she sat on mama bear's chair, oh, this chair is too soft, so she sat on little bear's chair, ah , this chair is perfect, oh well. All this eating and sitting made me sleepy so Goldilocks went upstairs and found three beds so she lay on daddy bear's bed a sofa this bed is too hard so she lay on mama bear's bed this bed is too soft so then she lay on baby bear spit this bed is perfect so Goldilocks lifted the baby bear's blanket and fell fast asleep and that's when the Three Bears came home that's funny I don't remember leaving our door open oh me neither maybe we should take a look around oh ok be careful papa bear ok let's see what we can see the hello there is someone here hello oh oh and if it's a bear wait a minute we are bears hey someone has been eating my porridge someone has been eating my porridge someone has been eating my porridge too and it's all gone so now I can have waffles someone has been sitting in my chair someone has been sitting in my chair someone has been sitting in my chair too and they broke it hey this is not my fault so the three bears go upstairs to their bedroom i'm sleepy take a nap oh look someone has been sleeping in my bed someone has been sleeping in my bed oh everyone has been sleeping in my bed too and she it's cute oh that's a pretty song you're sleeping you're sleeping you're sleeping the morning bells are ringing ding ding dong hey hey hey she's got she's got a blanket hey Goldilocks woke up and was so scared she ran past the bear and went downstairs up the stairs and past the chairs and out the door and kept running till she was all the way home let's see the mess the girl left here oh waffle what a horrible why and from that day till now Goldilocks never came in to a house AWOL and the Three Bears never forgot to lock their doors at the end we need help doing the dishes oh no thanks Barney I think I've got them actually I think I'm mostly packed again are you sleepy , baby?

The Three Bears is my favorite bedtime story and right now I feel like a nap would do it. be good bye well i should go too i have to take my stories to another part of the world so don't forget your snowshoes snowshoes oh my gosh i forgot i'll have to change clothes for the place i'm going next oh , don't forget my cape, forget that, thank you, forgive me, it will only be a moment, how are you going to change your clothes? You know, those clothes I was wearing are reversible. back and forth and they look like this perfect for storytelling in Hawaii I had a great time today but I always do it every time I come to visit oh Stella you almost forgot this book I think it goes in your suitcase thank you , Sean, this is a story that I want to share with children all over the world what is it about oh it is about a very special dinosaur and his very special friends could we listen to the story oh no need to listen you are already in it ? how it ends and everyone lived happily ever after thats my favorite ending well now its time for me to go so as they say in hawaii aloha i love this job have a nice trip here goes i love a good story hi everyone its like i said before once upon a time those are magic words, well sean i really don't know if it was the words that made today so much fun or if it was just spending the whole day with the friends we love.

I love you, you love me, mirror, happy family, with a big hug and a kiss from me, won't you say that you love me too? you love me look at the bubbles where they come from Sean you said once upon a time again you didn't say it Barney Barney foreigner thank you foreigner you never know who you might see alright alright Well look who's there but wherever you go, where do we go now, Barney? One thing is for sure. Friends are my favorite part of the neighborhood. Get ready for lots of love and laughter between neighbors in the new home video.

Walk around the block with Barney. throughout, when Barney and his friends learn all about being good neighbors, a neighborhood is your special part of the world, from the flower cart to the bakery, good friends are everywhere, Barney, you've finally come to cut your hair. hair so come join the fun cause the streets are full of dancing music and all your favorite neighbors it's a walk around the block you'll never forget all you need is a little imagination so don't miss walking around the block with barney now available on home video from lyric studios ok y'all time for school and don't be late cause you've never been to a school like this it's me this is a school it sure is one with Lots of fun and surprises, join Barney and friends for a day. love laughs and learning in let's play school your newest home video i'm the teacher lesson one funny alphabet 26 different letters lesson two numbers it's very important to learn about numbers at school this should be fun next after the alphabet and one two three is time for mac and cheese, that's right, because no day at school would be complete without a trip to the lunchroom from story time to finger painting time.

Learning is always great when Barney is at school. What's going on? Someone is going to have a party. I got an invitation just like yours and everyone is invited, from the oldest to the youngest, so join us in celebrating 10 fantastic years of loving, learning and laughing with an enchanting dinosaur singing and dancing with Barney. The duper sing-along is going to be full of surprises, that's right, because you'll be seeing some of your favorite cast members from past shows, including Michael Min, Kathy Jason, and Tasha. I think Barney is the one about to be surprised, it's a reunion full of fun and surprises as Barney and his friends sing and dance to 27 of their favorite songs, from The Itsy Bitsy Spider to Old King Cole, there's something for everyone as well that you come and celebrate with many great friends and it sure is good to see so many friends. here all the Wonders you expect from Barney Barney we all had so much fun don't miss sing and dance with Barney now available on home video from lyric Studios