BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM | War Thunder

take five five hour energies and enter The Forbidden Time of Day is Hero, answer in my first AI-enhanced video my fellow Americans for the safety and longevity of this Sovereign Nation. I need to see them Juju on that beat we are Absolutely getting

banished

to the

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round for this so I hope you brought your cloak and staff Shadow mage Money Gang we love to cast spells not because we can actually classify documents I know it's a video from War Thunder but listen to me loud and clear don't send us classified documents this isn't reverse psychology really I'm running out of jokes about this we can't use them it's some kind of illegal turbo no they're not going to send us to the forbidden

realm

for something much worse smashing to our pilots with forces 26 times greater than gravity that is a band.

I'm going to g-lock this so hard or skoker cloning all our voices with AI so it can speak for us. that's a band. I'm real, but if you're ok with a mediocre game that even my wife isn't impressed with, she sees how bad my War Thunder game is and says I would have been stacking Gargonians by now, should I invite you to join us in War Thunder ? I'm looking for literally anyone. I'm having some friendly fire right now if it's on the menu. They all have enemy fire. It's friendly, okay, military, first of all, shout out to War Thunder for sponsoring this video and putting me in the game with all three of them. -dimensional stamp they also gave me two custom vehicles with the lvta1 and p360 hawk how did i get my own vehicle this is too much power you guys are going to make me a megalomaniac the f-16 fighting falcon may be cool but nothing touches my heart you gave me a Hawk and a fully loaded 45 Could probably take an F-16 on a rainy day download War Thunder on Playstation Xbox or PC using my link below and the boosters the vehicles and the smug look and stamp are all yours after Gaijin saw what you did with the seal decal they decided to up their game and make it three dimensional imagine if this was the last thing you saw before Abrams put a tungsten rod right into your skull they just dropped the guardians of the sky upgrade with all sorts of new vehicles , a little bird and even a control assistant lizard AA gun it's fun pizza party levels hey who ordered the pizza oh my god war

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is free to play just below so use my link just stamp and play. and your eyes and ears will thank you patience, oh that sounded so good with that being said welcome to War Thunder, a game where we always underestimate how good the best players are, how difficult because all this Paladin thing, let's try.

Going up from 11 to 7 in battle rating after skipping the tutorial is like comparing yourself to the real Wizards God. I swear he just stopped his plane, came up behind my ass and grabbed my wing. The Wizard of Oz every time we return to War Thunder. gravitate towards the more advanced aircraft like your f-16s your Phantoms your foreign warthogs completely forgetting that the most advanced aircraft are flown by the most advanced players no no no no no no no have a nice flight in an A-10 Warthog fucking likely they were just fire players. I knew full well War Thunder players hustle but dammit War Thunder players hustle we didn't stand a chance against these guys anymore and the fact that twitch chat absolutely ripped me off using terrible keybinds it certainly didn't help me. i was streaming the death trade the other day and had it where every time i fell the chat changed a key combo walk forward was on oh straight left it was on the numpad target was seven , the shot was on the scroll wheel down, it was impossible. play around i'm trying to imagine a real character wearing those ties like real arthritis ok let's see these flares go off wait wait wait that's my push button though yeah i'm pumping all kinds of flares no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I accept these key combinations and temporarily become almost invincible. Good luck jamming my F-16 when I have more flares to go off than a Chinese fireworks factory. Stop calling the 3D avatar. a clown car, but for the fireworks, I keep firing the players. They will never catch me. for knowing more women and v-tubers than any of us without a girlfriend, poor Heavenly, only one able to walk in the flesh and the YouTuber kingdom still can't find a maid. It didn't take me long to figure out my damn keybindings and start winning dogfights sometimes or should I say all the time you just have to do it yourself no way your toes dude your toes Come on, Diana. the Ghost is like a god that's crazy oh you're a toasty dude your toes Joshua yeah let's take him for a ride with Boss oh wait I got him he did the stall thing he got I'm not supposed to kill him while he's doing that that's Impossible, I even learned the difference between radar guided and infrared guided missiles.

This time, forget about the gauntlet. Knowledge really is power. i cant believe i barely know the controls i have that guy thats crazy the bissell knows where he is subtracting where he is from where he is to where he is to where he is topped by a motherboard oh no i didnt say the words turbo cabling on my presence. I'll look for a clue. He just said it in his own prison. I may be a hot ass on high, but on low I'm dangerous. You catch me in my custom fitted p36c and even an F-22 Raptor will blow your ass home why are you flying straight? be too tight with me no that's too tight i just go magnum it i won't drop the trigger i just die thank you i don't burn it sucks i got it i got it ding dong down like diabetes this is just spring . break no no no no no no no no the homies weren't that effective in the air so i thought the transition to ground combat might finally give them a Fighting Chance the best way to break free from the bottom of the scoreboard is a m1a2 freebs right oh bye who's Freebird that's me that's really a Fiat with a Benelli on the road there's a tank on that Crest by the way you on that Crest it's like the whole battlefield oh I see it right there that's a better description you should have just I said right there oh that was a money, money, money placement from that show for a second I was worried about running into the trees and then I realized I was in a spare room of M1A1s and I thought the trees weren't they stack up nicely in that matchup, but I remembered that all my friends are room temperature IQ clowns and they'd rather have a Toyota Corolla with a howitzer on top than a state-of-the-art main battle tank, so I decided to save all of them. the bells and whistles of modern technology no more free brooms no more scoops and no more thermals God I watched The Thermals and it only says Chinese food if there are two things in this world that I know I know myself and I know my squad every time I'm going to ask you how to smoke a fish.

I know what Dustin is going to say to me and I know what Mickey is going to say to me. They are totally different things. We don't need sophistication, we need. i got it you have two main game modes in war

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arcade and realistic both airborne and ground whenever i say the word arcade a realistic player dies of chills but he will pay attention to them. Simulator mode exists, but it's so harsh that I treat it like the

shadow

realm

and don't go there unless a smoking demon in Khalid grew into a dark evil pack that drags me there against my will smoking on that evil Arch Necromancer back realistic ground battles feels like real War Thunder because you start with a limited number of spawn points there are virtually no crutches and you are in ultimate control of your destiny you spawn on one tank you do well with that tank you can spawn on another tank or flak gun or chopper from hell or any other plane in your lineup this looks like a lamp where is the lamp hit the lamp the arcade is more crutches less control instead of a life you got several so don't push that first spawn your targeting system is a click aim adventure so just hover over the enemy until it turns green and that guy is spaghetti.

I just hit this guy like that, get enough shots and you can call in a plane, but you can't pick a specific plane, just a plane type like a striker fighter or bomber. Yes, Brother Arcade is just realistic with training wheels and it's exactly what we needed. You can cringe as much as you want with us playing the beginner game mode, but we put Casual on fluke and I was downright addicted. My goodness, the amount of damage even. on the low tier it made it even better to stick with simple tanks that don't go over a 4.0 battle rating so we could all put the fun in the fundamentals oh I'm a god hold the three point line baby I want to call this tier under Gods but that doesn't feel like a good tag to wear so just use your imagination and make up your own scary nickname you look behind me you see me running six feet tall muscled evil player I'll hit him I hit him my Pact on you lotier it was a great opportunity to relearn war thunder after not playing it for three years ammo great example had no idea bringing fewer shells is a good idea badger be like yeah tier low tier one we need 158 rounds in a tank oh you did me hit my load Jets how to stop bringing so much ammo you're going to explode if someone touches you with anything I explode oh he hit my magazine I'm going to dress up Skarner and say I see the wisdom in that I see the wisdom in that I miss the of my class.

I feel like the chat is at the ante 25 25 10. oh I'm going to finish you off. It lasted a long time because Skulker joined the call with his artificial intelligence that cloned all of our voices and it was hard to focus on anything else. I'm smoking on the dark wicked pack grown in Mutiny's garden. They showered this with the flood of 36 dragons so purple. i should be wondering where is ronald gamer this is what he shot tupac to wreck my gamer for true dog peace wait who is supposed to be for home defense as thats what the parents intended founders.

Four ruffians broke into my house. at the top of the stairs loaded with shrapnel tally holland i think it sounds like i'm a lot more evil and get into public broadcasting instead of posting poop on youtube the middle of the country is a cesspool of failed economic development the interstate has 90 degrees Corners where you probably eat corn syrup on your pancakes that you fell bro your Beats sound like they were recorded in an active war zone your bars are so bad I want to puncture my eardrums with a power drill why does it sound like Badger yeah he went away? to public broadcast, that's perfect, that's all, don't make me make your pocket system.

I've been saying pocket all day. The pocket is barely open at this point. Going full throttle, it's telling you what it's like even at my worst. I am chaotic neutral. I think chaotic mayhem is a more accurate label for my lineup, but this evil clone. a little embarrassing the lineup graphics are for the governable I grow corn in my garden I become unruly autistic neutral that's not a rating Gray Shepherd the three lineups chaotic legal and autism I regained my composure and was able to focus on the game again once Skulker started to clone other voices Okay, I think I'm getting pretty close, you want to hear this that's so stupid, you fans so stupid?

One stack will lower a player's IQ by seven points. This doesn't sound like me. I mean, you sound more like the Hood, let's be real. you sound so much better the guys are going to explode it's so much weirder when i don't know what the AI ​​voice is going to do it feels like i'm sitting there with a DoodleBob Bing don't call me doodle Bing your dingleboard why is slime such a nickname funny but affectionate? He's got his ass folks say good night big guy yeah critical hit he can't turn it down he can't turn in time no one hurt hell it's so hard I don't want to say. he's a dumb sounding tank that sounds dumb yeah but like he's right though the only thing more appealing than skulker's Newfound tech was the old school tech of the kw2 what if it's a captured kv-2 in the German service, so if you ever wanted? to see what the germans would do with a russian fridge of death here's your chance i mean get out of here bye you can call me all you want for picking it on every video but chad couldn't come up with a single alternative that I had more crushing firepower oh hello sir the amount of force in that oh my gosh my rangefinder was like you can't hit that and I'm like Badger dancing no radicals closingeyes just hot money come back here i just wanna talk i didn't i don't wanna talk he fell in love yeah i got it guys god i'm nasty god that's so much stopping power.

I'll start playing another tank when you find me another tank that hits that hard with one. I shoot, wait a minute, did I? Got some kind of high explosive fragmentation. Besh, you recount something, it exploded like shrapnel. Bounce, that's what it looks like. lift your day thank you absolutely on pressure goblin mode thank you chad for correcting me and you can't say dicker max because that was my backup when my kv-2 died so that is not the correct answer. I'm Bing ha ha can I hit this guy every one of them can catch him he got the ass here we go ammo blew up. is prompted in any title, the main reason I love arcade ground battles is the ability to play both tanks and planes in the same round.

I'm just looking at this, can I catch this guy? Bryant Arc of a shell Hit that plane. I'm bad. Hey, it's me. Bing, currently speeding in a residential neighborhood at 130 miles per hour over the posted speed limit. down i'm gonna shoot you go down he might go down you could go down it's ok if i have to do my job outta here i got it yeah go with that bf-109 i got his head only downside is that there are a limited number of planes that can be deployed at one time per team, so you have to constantly look at the buttons on your 789 to see if there's a free slot so you can focus on the game. it warped when there was a free space because warst is a word no one uses in normal conversation so it would always stick out and immediately reminded me to hit my plane Keys you know the word wampst sorry one of you said the word yeah yeah , I do I know the word and at the time I thought that's the dumbest word I've ever heard and then I think I was talking to my wife and then I said Warmston darling where did you go?

It's like where is like where and for what. purpose and why as location reason background context in one word 9-1-1 operator see use that word as ironically no he's not stabbing me stab my uncle where is my where like where how to tell me where can't I send a cop to a place I don't know where the worms are where it's slower what's the highlight of my experience in War Thunder was racking up a couple of kills pressing the worms key and dropping a bomb with a county blast radius In somebody's head Round after round, yeah I've got the worms Am I gonna bomb somebody?

This is so good, this could be really cool, damn I didn't get it, no, that would have been great if I caught it, that's awesome. I know there was a fuse in them some I didn't know I didn't know god this is great I'm so glad I pushed the worms button oh there's two there perfect and I'm just going to go like I hope that works out I hope come on, do it, baby do it, baby do it, I always forget the fuse that was perfect. I have wamps chat. I saw these two little explosions on the ground. that payload and then they exploded right in front of us.

I won't lie to you and say it's always perfect because you often get shot down by enemy planes spawning at the same time, as you know I couldn't catch it. I had a bird's eye view, Main Street was worth blowing up, shut the fuck up, but if you make it to the Drop Zone alive and your bombs hit the mark, oh baby, is it ever a magical feeling? I'm warming up again. I want to hit the spaa. those those have to work those have to work well I am very glad that I redeemed myself directly to Earth.

Congratulations Badger, you killed a family of four over dinner. throwing full flares to be big baller whams to bombers had a lot of detours and tangents that couldn't fit anywhere boy I tell you what 16 like squirrels have for example try the Apache like old times and it absolutely stuck shot by flak they were so lethal even being five miles away didn't make me any safer i think i don't want to get close i'm scared away you're holy yes you're looking through the 60's look at this outside Grouse I had my eye on you I don't know how you cracked the chopper Pilots deal with adats the moment I see that my free life trial just expired I'm no match for Swiss engineers place of origin Switzerland slash USA is ours the most fleeting does not exist Switzerland Dustin I know as a friend I hate swedes Shout out to Skulker for making this video better with artificial intelligence I'm going to eat pizza because I like the sauce on the pizza with the cheese on the pizza Mickey would you shut the fuck up our souls are being absolutely

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to the realm of the shadows for handling this technology in the dumbest way possible.

I'm glad I got to listen to Degath or say funny things. I didn't know who he is. Daggers. I didn't know who. that was until the whole aisle.com buys the wrong yogurt once again we gotta try Kane's Chicken Fingers the Empire pack mongrels have been talking to you again I dumped argonians on the pavement ok just to check that the argonians are not correct. is the official name of the lizard. People thank the whole team for making this video happen. rifles grows it's like the earth's crust i want you to exist and then you fall right into the magma or whatever the moon the moon is not real anymore the moon get the moon out of here what if i just said like walls no you can't do that, why not, i severely underestimated how often you guys think about guns, planes and food. right, we had a hot dog burger earlier, oh, that word didn't occur to you.

I need to know if this was a riff or if it was a real meal. I'm doing it right now. It just wouldn't be the same without you, so shout out to all of you on Twitch for being a bottomless pit of creativity. there's nothing there this is how i'm going to describe the size of our parking lots to europeans with no internet connection we can land that in our parking lots really scary oh my god it just disappeared yo donut don't land in the parking lot from Walmart a lot hey Badger shank my whip Walmart trebuchet exactly yeah that's how we deploy overseas we just take the px walmart full of active staff and just eat that I mean how would you react Chad if you were just hanging out in the desert and then all of a sudden, an active Walmart landed in front of you.

You would be terrified. 48 fat rednecks ran out with mossbergs. You are done. That would be terrifying. We would have been out of Afghanistan decades ago. As a last reminder. docs no bubble drink I don't want the annual user for the F-35 He didn't message me randomly I told him not to leak classified government docs he replies I'm a leak percentage worth downloading all the boosters the custom vehicles and my Smug look and stamp are waiting for you at the link below. I beg you with tears in my eyes to try it. This will turn off your pacemaker and that's it.

I would like to thank you so much for watching my video it means a lot to me that you lent me your eyeballs for 25 to 30 minutes that's the coolest blessing in the whole damn world that was great and I really appreciate you guys so thank you so much and be safe to tune in next time we're not playing Minecraft because apparently that's the new ground for leaking faces from government documents