BAJA DE PESO

Hey girl, are you ready for the holidays? I don't know. I bought a swimsuit, but... I don't know if I'll wear it. I'm on the ice diet. The ice diet? Don't know. You put an ice cube in your mouth and let it melt slowly for three hours, until you feel full. -Oh. Sounds interesting. -No. The best part is the different flavors. Flavored like chicken, stew, tuna, eggs... -My favorite is birria. -It's delicious! -Is there beer flavored ice? -No! You can change the flavors so you don't get tired. -Brilliant! You do not have to do anything. What are you doing?

Your body is incredible. I'm on the tragedy diet. -What is it? -You cause tragedies. He is Venezuelan. But you have to be creative or it won't work. I sent flowers to my husband's secretary, who he is in love with, in her name. They fell in love. I left some coke in my brother's office and now he's addicted. I'm worried all the time, I have insomnia, I have no energy. I cry all the time. I'm not hungry. It's great! I loved that Venezuelan diet. After the ice diet, I'll try it. I recommend it. But be careful. Jealous people will tell you to move on, to be happy, because they know that being happy makes you gain weight.

I will avoid those positive women. They don't help. They are bitches. -Jessica, hello. -Hello! -You are so thin! -Yeah! What are you doing? Chemotherapy. It works as a thousand wonders. You lose weight like this... No. Chicken? Apology. It's so good.