BAJA DE PESO
Hey, girl, are you ready for vacations? I don't know. I bought a swimsuit, but... I don't know if I'll wear it. I'm on the ice diet. The ice diet? I don't know it. You stick a cube of ice in your mouth and let it melt slowly over three hours, until you feel full. -Oh. Sounds interesting. -No. The best part is the different flavors. Chicken-flavored, stew, tuna, eggs... -My favorite one is birria. -That's delicious! -Is there beer-flavored ice? -No! You can change the
flavors -so you won't get tired of it. -That's great! You don't have to do anything. What are you doing? Your body is amazing. I'm on the tragedy diet. -What is it? -You cause tragedies. It's Venezuelan. But you have to be creative, or it won't work. I sent flowers to my husband's secretary, who he's in love with, in his name. They fell in love. I left some coke on my brother's office, and now he's addicted. I'm worried all the time, I have insomnia, I
have no energy. I cry all the time. I'm not hungry. It's great! I loved that Venezuelan diet. After the ice diet, I'll try that. I recommend it. But be careful. Jealous people will tell you to move on, to be happy, because they know being happy makes you gain weight. I'll avoid those positive women. They don't help out. They're bitches. -JĂ©ssica, hi. -Hi! -You're so thin! -Yeah! What are you doing? Chemotherapy. It works like a charm. You lose weight like that... No.
Chicken? Birria. It's so good.