Average Andy Drives Tourists Around NYC in a Pedicab

That's why every time we start a new season, there is always a big advertising campaign to promote it. But they're very expensive, so I sent my executive producer Andy Lassner to New York City to remind everyone to watch season 17. And that's how he did it. Why would the pain ever end for me? It's season 17 and continuing. So I'm going to ride it? Yes. Oh, OK. This one is hydraulic, so you have to pump it when you brake with this one. I want to? You have to hit the brakes if... He's a cute dog. Thank you. Ellen's not here.

You do not have to wait. She is not coming. Oh, she's not coming? No, today it's just me. Oh. I'm sorry. This is going to happen all day. It's not that I'm not used to disappointing people on a daily basis. Season 17 is coming up. Hi, Ellen is mean to me. Do you want her to take you? Really? Where do you want to go? 42 and 6. You are my first trip. 42 and 6? I don't know where we are, but we're going to figure this out. I'm Andy. So you know this is obviously New York's Times Square. Don't honk at me.

How long have you been together? Year and a half. Here's the thing, all I do is like bite your ears off. If you want to kiss, do your thing. I'm not going to stop you. (SINGING) Mirror, mirror, on the wall, don't say it, because I know I'm pretty, oh baby. Louis goes down to my drawers. Hello. Yes. I love you, Elena. Season 17 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. How much do they pay me to promote that? Nothing. Elena? In one of her 17 houses at the moment. Me? Cycling through New York City. My legs are killing me. I don't have much lower or upper body strength.

We love Elena. Yes, Ellen, I love her. Oh yeah, go away, I love Ellen. I'm Andy. (SINGING) It's my juice to blame, baby. It's not my fault I'm here making news. If you look on the right with the afro there is Al Roker, but he doesn't want to be recognized, that's why he wears that wig. Is everyone coming in? Oh, that's a lot... I mean, yeah, I'm not used to having three clients. I've only done two. Wait, let me get out of the hallway. I'm sorry. My whole life is being an inconvenience to people. Oh God, Oh God, pedaling.

Pedaling, stop honking. Oh, are you going to honk at me? Are you going to honk? I ring the doorbell. What about that? You honk, I ring. Hello. Hello. Enters. Where are you going? We have a show on the way. By the way. Forward. Can I take a photo next to Ellen? Yeah, well, that's... yeah, that's Ellen. That's Elena. Right here. She looks different. She looks different on TV. Get a photo. There is a lot of makeup on television and that's why people don't believe it. Isn't it great? I'm just taking a little break. That? you. Oh, honk all you want.

Oh, look at you, you're so fast. Try to drive people. Oh, she just pointed the finger at me. I love her. Watch season 17. This will really attract the viewers. That's a great idea, Ellen. It was a good idea. Thanks, Andy. We'll be right back.