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will be like their last year, be sure to watch the video and like it, subscribe to my channel if you haven't already left a comment, let me know what your favorite part of the video was, internal email notifications if you have made. Not yet, if we get 200,000 likes I'll do a part 2 and thank Isaac Julian Francis and Ellis Brown for being the first three people to like and comment on my last video. Also, I have a big announcement for all of you. I'm going on tour I've been planning this since last year but you can finally get your tickets now a tour of Texas chill out I'll be performing my music like trapti piggies tick tock in and the excellent house album and my parodies and a bunch of other stuff fun things, like a lot of giveaways from Kahoot sessions and stuff like that, and everything that comes with a meet and greet, so as long as you get a ticket, we'll meet you now as far as the city I've been going to Orlando Florida Atlanta Georgia Houston Dallas of course Toronto Chicago Hartford Connecticut for a city show Philadelphia San Francisco and Los Angeles you can leave your tickets now at Exim Tour relax and I have the link in the description and I know about the coronavirus going around right now and I'm not going to have a single show until I see that the date should still work since the first show isn't for three months, but if it doesn't, I'll definitely postpone the shows and you're taking a little time for the new one program or if they can't make it to the new day then they can get a full refund but at the moment it looks like it's going to work.

I'm very excited about this and I hope you are. You can come remember the excellent or calm link in the description and by the way, send me a screenshot by private message if you get a ticket so I can post it on my story, excuse me sir. Cooke, uh, oh, hello girl, are you ready for your first day of work, yes sir, okay, yes, how can you be a little more professional with the outfit? Please, uh, oh, yes, my bed, here we go, come on, you're just in time for the new thing. Air Potts launch, okay, perfect, Bob, this is a cow, you're joining our product development team here at Apple.

You have the new Air Potts prototype ready, yes sir, presenting the long-awaited Air Pad Three with something to design the advanced scam technology that is the device. Why would you make the Air Boss so small? It's hard enough to miss it, and that's exactly why we associate a table to make it look blurry. Now you can be stylish and confident for only $99 more, that's the dumbest thing. I love myself. I beg your pardon, it's everything we stand for here at Apple, simple, economical, I mean, innovative, it's just an airport with the bottom getting shorter and shorter.

I didn't even think about air pop designs in the past, hey, don't worry about it, okay? By the way, why were you thinking about technological upgrades? How about we make them like the Air Pop pros but a little bigger in black? Why would anyone buy that? Why did you know that you are the new black design part that works at 50%? Right there, in addition, we can add a brother-tested translator, features that can still understand the nine airports through people. You see? Now you think you're a big cow, you could learn a thing or two from this man, well what if we disapprove of the opportunity later and get started? working to improve the sound quality instead of the car, let's hit it right, mr. kitchen, you're dubbing like Motorola right now, come on, Katrina Steve, how much are we charging for the three air pop otherwise, oh, only $350 three, no one's going to pay $100 more just for a different color in translation, Do you know what they are approximately?

Three no, what's wrong, come on kids, you shouldn't have to see this indecency, okay, what's next? Oh, how much should we charge for Apple sofas? No, what is our new technology for a luxurious level of comfort for airpods that allows them to rest? in your ear for hours and hours without fatigue, what do you think? fifty dollars. Oh, they can't sell some of their bug coverage for $50. They know Kyle is right. $50 just wouldn't be right. Thank you. $50 each is more like it. Thanks for kissing Kyle, oh god, can't we just stick them with the new air pots?

You know, Android, hey, be careful with the language, we don't use that word around here. Oh, you know, we'll get back to that. Whats Next? I'm glad you asked. I would like to introduce you to the backbone 12 Pro. Isn't it just the last night at home with more cameras? No it's not, hey, this is a revolutionary technology. Here the device comes with 50% bigger and more fragile I mean. Terrible screen, plus it comes with the charger that doesn't break so easily or expandable stories for when people run out, of course not, but on the plus side, it has more emojis.

By the way, the charger and screen are sold separately. oh that's hardly any different for the latest iPhone hey this is the piece of the

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okay people need this if you think you know that much I won the Genius Bar is hiring you know what Bob I'll show you a innovation that can cook you. one word okay, you look like a tracfone, you're fine, calm down, it's just a prototype, we can adjust it. Any suggestion. What if we had a bigger battery so that the battery life really lasts all day? We look like Blackberry. Talking about all day battery life, I think you're thinking about the wrong thing for you, but whatever, I know, hear me out, but what if we had another camera that did cranberry color this time?

Will someone give this man a race? That is innovation. I'm talking about how you're taking notes on this guy, right, oh, it better be a screen, let me try it, which was something from Star Wars or something, oh, we don't allow Star Wars to play on our devices anymore, yeah , we don't get involved. with George here, whatever. Hey, this isn't storage. I thought it was a new 512 gigabyte edition. Oh, it's just to get all the features of the new iOS. We had to take up a little more space. How much space is needed? above, oh, only 500 gigabytes, five hunches, what is it in the new Iowa that takes up so much space?

Your airdrop booboo battery or long distance wireless charging or something of course not? We need to differentiate all the new emojis, isn't the koala so cute? with your little nose and oh, you kiss a lipo with only two free gigabytes, that's why we have upgrade options for when it's your terabyte iPhone starting at $2,500, that's about as fair as it gets for a part of the future, know what You can, Mr. Cook. I don't agree with this, yes, Kyle is right. Something about this new iPhone just doesn't work for me. Thank you. We should remove the new ant emojis and work in a more efficient low power mode.

So how about we remove them? the Lightning port, yes that's the vision of the future we need here at Apple, have you ever thought about being CEO one day Bob Mr. Cook, can't you just force everyone to buy Bluetooth headphones and wireless charging? Okay look Zoomer you have a live fire mission to watch me create a problem sell a solution I mean good problems create a solution in 2100 you will thank me sir don't you think maybe if we make

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that are They manufacture for 10 years from now, but breaking down a year or two, maybe? It's not the best idea to do them, you know you're right.

I mean, I know what I'm doing. Okay, as they say around here, if it's not broken, release a new product until it is. I mean, wait, just forget it. Do you have other decent products? They are working? Well, we are close to announcing the Apple car. The Apple car. Yes, sir, if you just read the screen. Midnight green seats and how the driver is doing. I mean, he gets the job done, he gets the job done. Because? Would you pay $100,000 for something that gets the job done? Didn't you hear me say it has a Retina display?

Do you want a car or a lifestyle here? Did you know? Let me try it before I say anything. I'm glad you came to your senses here are the keys thanks wait the cars at 10% that's strange, at least you give the car all day battery life, right? Of course, we did well, as long as you don't drive it, if you drive it, that's more. Like two hours, but we have power for that Retina display in the car, somehow you know. Oh okay, how about we add real all-day battery life and at least add some windows that you need to watch your mouth for?

We don't use windows. here, but we have the option and we saw iPads with the cameras on in the window frame so you can see out of the seats, the steering wheel is sold separately, by the way, you know what it is, hey, where are you going, you haven't even seen that. the tone of the shoes no, no, I think I've seen enough here, you can all hear just one of my ideas, you made one real innovation, so you know what I left and I'm holding on now, oh, let me guess what what do you want to do. an Apple membership program with perks like texting bubbles in a free water glass app for $500 a month now that's what I call tapping into your inner Steve about writing that Kyle, you could have a future here.

It's wrong? Do you know what I? I'm out, I'd rather innovate on how to pay these bills and innovate on this nonsense, do whatever you want, we'll see how many girls stay, see those green text bubbles appear, oh my god, I thought it was Samsung, oh, it is, oh , Hello. I'm Kyle, I heard you had a job opening, oh yeah, Appleton wasn't doing it for you, uh yeah, I just couldn't tell what Apple juice was doing for the new product by the way they were working on something strange. little air capsules in black and Tim writes that, okay, eonni, wait, are you taking that idea?

That's your Samsung, okay, it's just that our Sam postulates that he has the same design or see, Siri, don't you have your own original ideas? Of course, this is Samsung, where all that was missing is where you got your logo, vroom, you ask a lot of questions, you know, okay, whatever, we're just presenting our ideas for your new Android, not, of course, what You don't have it's mine. I was thinking we can work on making the software less Colucci and the photos less photos the most recent for the weekend. How about this time we make the screen bigger and foldable into quarters?

That's the Android mentality we need around here. What a genius I am, you know? Smart man Kyle, you were missing that idea of ​​failure, although we need someone to pop like the Galaxy Note, all the other blue bubbles think, but what else did you say was going on there at Apple? You know, to inspire you, that's why. Chasing that beating is a bit of bacon, so why did she go to his older brother's house without going down? Little Red Riding Hood didn't rhyme, so Matthew now comes from the same Little Bo Peep Show trying to find me here from the sheep.

Me, so yalla, I'll invite you if we do the race, all I need is some creeps to run to the market.