An Alligator and a Robbery | Ep 67 | Bad Friends

your cheetah your heels don't touch the ground, do it again, do it again, do it again, cheater, they were on the ground, they were on the ground, no, no, yes, yes, they were, she said they were, no They were on the ground, yeah, they were you weren't bob no no bob you're walking you're 5'3 in your 5'3 I'm no fun for you how do you want to prove yourself? Then go measure again pete is waiting hat off hat off heels on the ground pete pete pete died look at his heels look at his toes are curled shoot him shoot his toes straight five five three and three quarters five three and three quarters so guess what when you mark it on the internet it's five three, you can' I don't do quarters five three I have five damn four dude I can't believe you shrank when I met you when I met you you didn't drink when I met you I didn't drink anything you had five minutes You were five four five and a half when we met you're five four and three quarters you've drank an inch since we met no I'm getting older I know, 50 in September yeah I'm getting older speaking of which what are we doing by Bob? birthday when he turns 50 this year that's huge, we have to do something big, well, I want to have dinner, yes, but something important, get a big dinner, but we have to do something like rent nobu or something fun like that, no.

I wasn't going to have dinner at my house, I want to go to a restaurant and rent it as you know. I used to have these parties at the spaghetti factory, so there used to be one here and those, remember that one? I loved it, yes. and I used to have these birthday parties and everyone would show up, well, what can we rent so everyone can go see? That's what it's like, you already know a lot of people, right? I just have to pay for the whole thing no, we'll pay for it the program will pay for it the bad

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will pay for it but it's like before when I was younger I would do it.

I made Spaghetti Factory because you know, I know half the comics would have some famous ones in them. people, but most of the comics were bankrupt, did you feed them? So it ended up being like you know a free meal, yeah, and people who didn't even like me showed up, look, we'll make it, that's the only people we want. Yeah, have you ever seen the way Eric Andre does it? Have you ever been to his parties, his birthday party when he was? I don't know what happened between us because when he was young he used to have these. parties he has the best part and i used to go to those parties and they were so wild bro look up look up erica and they are a party and then once eric andre became a name he just took me out why were we he and I'm closer than ever, he hasn't changed a bit, well, look, these are flyers that he makes you call a party, call him yes, those are flyers that he makes for the party, look what he used, that was his quinceañera, ask him if he has a problem with me I'll do it right now, okay, but I have to tell him, you know, Eric Andre. um, looks familiar, the biggest cock I've ever seen.

Yes, by far, it is the biggest cock I have ever seen in my life. Actually, it's shocking, but he. He has the best birthday, but he look, look, maybe there are some birthday photos, but at the other birthday party I will tell him that you are by my side. He's fine, he has great birthday parties there and they're like the last time I went to one. He paid a group of people so that, like a group of old men to nudists, some old men from a nudist colony would just walk around with their tits and their balls out, look, that's like the party you can see in the little bit in the background , you can't really tell, but he's always forwarded, we're not that close, I guess not, sometimes let me see if I can call him, I have his number, I think the column has an old number, Eric, no, it's okay, because?

Could you post that? He was an Eric, what do you think we're doing here making a comedy show? Playtime with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. How cheesy, he's so unprofessional. Well then, gang time, you say, gang time, what are you saying, it's time to play. and then, um, okay, so we're working on strengthening your relationship, so after all the fights from previous episodes, we'd like each of you to complement each other, so you have to use the letters of each other's names to complement each other. someone else then okay I'll start then okay then andrew yeah yeah um athletic thank you um I don't know don't say the n word there's nothing new yeah um diverse sure I just think of any word so athletic new diverse catholic new diverse and be careful here in this i would never do it you can't say it you can't say that word what a white man white people can't say that right now you can say it again look at this watch say it one more time stop hating asians okay you can get away with it yours right now um uh tough ooh I like that yes and one and I know uh elusive elusive yes okay yes it's a compliment it's a compliment now lucifer is like a like an unreliable creature like a survivor a raccoon is elusive survivor that's good it's okay yes yes okay then now oh w w is a winner and white would have done it when well white there are no winners winner I love you okay so let's go uh uh athletic new diverse uh uh what was our resilient resilient uh elusive winner yeah pretty good bobby yes smart yes uh bold um easy bold attack orang no bold yes if you say you can't say obese outrageous here we go because that's good that's good bold outrageous beautiful yes grandiloquent very good and why yellow yellow and then Rudy, yes, it's okay, you do it, Rudy, I'll do Jules, okay, yeah, okay, Rudy, Rudy, respectful, right, that's good understanding, uh, determined, wow, yellowish, yellowish yellow and then Jewish Jules because we know how much he likes them, yeah, he mentions it all the time, um, understanding. yes um laxadaisical yes yes indifferent enigmatic because you are you are very unique that begins with the e enigmatic and enigmatic okay now you feel like it okay and it's elegant b okay f for fun fun yes a for artistic artistic artistic is good he is and for good, yes, It's got a really good c for crazy, crazy, it's a little crazy, yeah, why for yellow, yellowish yellow, let me mention that game, yeah, it sucks, it was bad, yeah, it's a bad game, but sometimes you gotta finish the show with a little Too bad, you guys have to do more, but can I tell you something?

Yes, yes, as you know, they usually have slides. Yes, how about the buttons? Why don't we threaten their jobs? Yes, yes, do you want? Do you want to listen? Guys, come back. They both come here, they're on parole now, yeah guys that game feels, feels like you guys came up with that game driving here, oh we forgot about a game, we forgot about the game, what do we do? Know? I mean, you have to do it. try harder 'cause there's other people that want your spots, a lot of people that want the spots, I guess well, probation, I guess 'cause it was Pete's idea, oh look, Pete's shaking, he's shaking, yeah, yeah, because you already know.

When we take this show on tour, you know maybe we can. You have to step forward because we are going to make ropes. Yes, we're going to do this on the road. You'll only take one of us. No, we'll take both. Well, first of all we were going to take them both and now I'm a little hesitant to take them both. Are we going to take this on the road? Yes, we have to do it. It will be full. We have to go. Where we go? Houston we gotta go everywhere we gotta go all over the south we gotta go everywhere yeah, bring, bring jewelry on a tour bus, yeah, oh, yeah, and Joel's gonna be doing school work or maybe meet someone I don't want.

I can't do that. I'm not ready for that. Yes, yes, okay, Julia is going to take you. Do you think that really goes together? We will go to the wedding. You two say would you ask Andrew to do it? Being at your wedding I don't want to get married Why are you so angry? I don't know if you, if you ever got married, what would I be at the wedding? Would it have a title like? It would be me? flower boy or you can't be the flower boy wouldn't you be the ring boy you would be the ring boy I will be the ring boy and you will be a flower boy oh my god you and me walking by the altar together is so much fun we are wearing a little tutu we will wear dresses if you ever get married yes please you have to let us be the ring boy and the flower boy okay okay I promise yes look to that camera and say "I." I promise, I promise, thanks for being bad, no, no, these two have to say that because they're in trouble, yeah, look at the camera and say it, thanks for being a bad friend, perfect, he was getting mad at you.