AMIGUITO

Did you want to see me? There is something wrong? Well, no, but we wanted to ask you to reconsider Brian's expulsion. No, Brian blew up the pipe with a huge bomb. I know, but Brian is the only native student here. Pardon? I don't think I understand it. When they call us racist, we say: "No, no, we are not racist! We are... Our son even has a native friend. We have invited him, he eats at the table with us." -Once I even touched his hand. -He touched her hand. We took beautiful pictures with Brian at home. I felt like Angelina Jolie in Africa.

Each photo looked like a poster. -Like the Benneton ads. -Keep inviting Brian then. It would be strange. Why would we invite him? -If money is the problem... -Of course it's not money. Why don't you expel Alexia? Our eldest daughter. She doesn't value anything. It can be an exchange. Brian blew up the pipe with a bomb. Why don't you scare him with a week's suspension? All mothers agree that one week is perfect. We already met and spoke with Brian's parents. They agree with the suspension. Going to Brian's house doesn't mean... We didn't go to Brian's house! We're not going up that hill!

We met them in a typical restaurant so they wouldn't feel left out. Yes, but we paid the bill. Brian's house is three blocks from here. -What shelter? -It's not a shelter! Brian lives in a normal house with a garden and 3 bedrooms... Don't speak so loudly, director. They will lose their native credibility. Do you know how difficult it is to find a native student at a private school in Mexico? Our children don't come here for the academic level, but for Brian. Brian has been expelled and that's it. Racist. You hate his humble origins, don't you? Where is his Nazi flag, Miss Hitler?

Why don't you get a swastika tattoo? I'm sorry! But in this school, next year, we will have an inclusion program where 50%... -Don't exaggerate, please. -It's a little too much. We don't want our children to have bad influences. They will want to eat tortilla every day and it will be... Sorry, director. Martita broke two windows with a rock. No no no. Martita is a lesbian. Don't expel her. Please do not do it. I promised my friends I would go to my daughter's birthday. She will be a success. My friends never saw an organic lesbian. It's a lumberjack-themed party. -She still uses shells, right? -Yes, very indigenous.

She doesn't speak our language. -She could be her. I guess she's fine. -She will do it. Write to her. Look, it's already a coincidence. "What beautiful eyes you have under your unibrow..." Unibrow! "Thank you" with an X. Perfect. -Yeah. -That's what we want.