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AMIGUITO
You wanted to see me? Is something wrong? Well, no, but we wanted to ask you to reconsider Brian's expulsion. No, Brian blew up the piping with a huge bomb. I know, but Brian is the only native student here. Pardon? I don't think I understand. When they call us racists, we say, "No, no, we're not racist! We're... Our son even has a native friend. We've invited him over, he eats at the table with us." -Once I even touched his hand. -He touched his hand. We took
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beautiful pictures with Brian at home. I felt like Angelina Jolie in Africa. Every photo looked like a poster. -Like the Benneton ads. -Keep inviting Brian over then. It would be weird. Why would we invite him? -If money is the problem... -Of course it isn't money. Why don't you expel Alexia? Our older daughter. She doesn't value anything. It can be an exchange. Brian exploded the piping with a bomb. Why don't you just scare him with an one-week suspension? All the mothers
agree that one week is perfect. We already met and talked to Brian's parents. They agree with the suspension. Going to Brian's house doesn't mean... We didn't go to Brian's house! We're not going up that hill! We met them in a typical diner so they wouldn't feel left out. Yes, but we paid the bill. Brian's house is three blocks away from here. -What shelter? -It's not a shelter! Brian lives in a normal house with a garden and 3 bedrooms... Don't speak so
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loudly, headmaster. They'll lose their native credibility. You know how hard it is to find a native student in a private school in Mexico? Our children don't go here because of the academic level, but because of Brian. Brian has been expelled, period. Racist. You hate his humble background, right? Where's your Nazi flag, miss Hitler? Why don't you get a swastika tattoo? I'm sorry! But in this school, next year, we'll have an inclusion program where 50%... -Don't
exaggerate, please. -It's a little too much. We don't want our children to have bad influences. They'll want to eat tortilla every day and it'll be... I'm sorry, headmaster. Martita broke two windows with a rock. No, no, no. Martita is a lesbian. Don't expel her. Please, don't. I promised my friends she'd go to my daughter's birthday. She'll be a hit. My friends never saw an organic lesbian. It's a party with a lumberjack theme. -She still wears
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shells, right? -Yes, very indigenous. She doesn't speak our language. -Could be. I guess she's okay. -She will do. Write to her. Look, it's already a match. "What nice eyes you have under your unibrow..." Unibrow! "Thanks" with a X. Perfect. -Yes. -That's what we want.