Air Segura VS Rain Man | YMH Original

foreigner tell me about the last time you played basketball the last time I played basketball it didn't go so well I mean I ended up in the hospital I tore my patellar tendon I broke my arm I couldn't move or really couldn't do anything for months I had to do rehab and you know it was a disaster, yes, I felt very bad myself and it really changed me, I mean, physically it's obvious, but emotionally it was a huge thing. I'm playing again today because my ego got hit by a meteorologist from Erie Pennsylvania get the

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boots for the kids they will surely appreciate that later in the day Earth Day looks fantastic to celebrate our planet 58 degrees who is a lot Taller than you guys told me it was, by the way, I thought. he was five seven, is this six foot legit, the solo, this all started at my TV station, we ran a story, one of our reporters mentioned the fact that there was a podcast done by Tom Segura and I don't know how the question came up . but they started talking about Erie Pennsylvania, it was very organic, we were just talking about places.

I think I had Joe Rogan with me and then I found out he was on the local news, I mean I hate Erie Pennsylvania so much. Erie Pennsylvania is a dub, a bunch of losers, it's a depressed area with a depressed economy, if you live there you know you're a zero, just leave, they made this whole piece, they liked it, they interviewed the mayor and the police officers. Tom, it's only been an hour. with me, let me really show you what Erie is all about and earlier on that newscast we had run a story about the sexiest bald man in the world, so when the two news anchors pitched it to me, I thought, look, I know why Tom is mad. . wasn't voted in the top 10 sexiest bald men in the world, that's what I'm here for, that was kind of like my yeah, I'm going to hit this guy back and that's what ended up on the David Walter podcast 87, check your social media in about an hour buddy, Tom put up my Twitter account and pointed and said, "you guys know what to do, you'll learn that people started tagging him on social media." I wasn't sure what was going on because I don't know much about Tom, if you have a legitimate question about the weather, just text me and I'll answer who has a legitimate question about the weather.

I'm glad you brought that up because I have a feeling he's going to have a lot of work, but then he started liking rejecting people who made comments to him. It's called your mom's house, so you probably all live in her mom's basement. Hashtag tomsigarette basement dwellers so now your thing is just grouping the fanbase while living in the basement like you're not insulting our fanbase we love basement dwellers yeah in the end I basically made a comment about "okay, you know, instead of me being on your podcast, let's go play a one-on-one basketball game." high and tight jeans, but then he said if he played with you, he'd just be Royal and you know I took it personally, man.

I said, "Okay, if you want to come to Austin, Texas, to play one-on-one, I won't do it again." Donate fifty thousand dollars to the charity of your choice if you win, but if I win, I have to keep my Instagram open for a year because one of the first things I did was make them private and I have to make an apology video. approves it, which means there will be notes, let's see what you have. I think you are too much and you won't do it. The choice is yours, so when I heard that I was like, “Okay, games on games on.” him up I have to defend the city of Erie the only reason he defends it is because it was planted there hey guess what it's another shitty day in Erie wear your jacket it's shit outside you live here hey the sun is out guess what's next being shit.

I've been practicing a little over the past few weeks. What worries me is the foreign Tom's Fitness. I know Tom has been working out. I'm about 40 pounds lighter than the last time I competed and I got hurt. I went to different gyms and started shooting again, when I can, I mean, I was on tour in Australia and we found quartz there. I played one on one, I played two on two, uh here. in Austin we play a couple of bums, he is wherever you know your situation and your surroundings, you adapt and play well, Tom, come on, it's about time you have no chance of getting out of here alive and that's a promise that I'm going to do.

It Rain, if you're better than me at basketball, I promise you're no better than me at getting punched in the face because I'll knock you out on this floor, okay, I'm okay, hey, that's a good shot, yeah. right foot was right inside the row i shouldn't have smoked last night do they need a time out? It's probably so frustrating that it's halftime guys, you should probably take a water break after every two or three minutes you're about to let pass. I'm tired. Dude, you know, we had all agreed that this game was 211 and I made it 21.

So this could end right now and then we have another game to play. Ball's Wet, you got it, yeah, come on, get your damn head in the game. If I end up winning, he will make a donation of 50,000 to the Pompeii Warrior Foundation. Pompeii disease affects my daughter hahaha. What was that? Crazy Dave can't make this up. David's ball. Oh, what David's ball? You got to be kidding. and White says I'm not kidding, he can turn down anything he wants at the end of the day. I'm the one with the black and white stripes, so I mean it didn't look like it was right, that referee is. corrupt but he also high-fived me during the game which is very unethical.

Wow this is not real for the game for the game now in the coffin 20-13 damn guy 24 for real I don't know what's going on oh 20 to 50 .nice block, no shot, trip, David's ball up, huge, He has a certain way of looking at you where he looks very serious now, what's going on internally, who knows, but at the end of the day, I'm the zebra, yeah, 20 to 17. Okay. Erie, man, that's a ball game, folks, look, I don't think suicide is something to joke about, but if I had lost it, I would have killed myself. Tom 21 15. Today you represented Harry Pennsylvania, man, good job, I have to hand it to the guy that he is. in good shape I really had a great time, I mean, it wasn't exactly the result I would have expected.

He couldn't believe the shots he was making, whatever God he worshiped. I need to change to that religion because he was responding to everyone. his prayers today says, "I'm going to mass today. I'm willing to bet you he didn't actually look at The Rim more than 10 of those shots, he hit like 80 percent of them, they all call themselves miracle shots, yeah Well, the only way I felt like I could beat you in the end was I had to do some crazy things, so I thought you had to be lying to me, but we had steaks. I was going to get 50 grand for any charity of your choice. if you want no, you chose uh the Warriors of Pompeii yeah, I've donated several times several times to the um Starlight Children's Foundation, which is a charity that basically tries to make hospital stays more comfortable for children, so I'm going to donate to them but I'm also going to make a 25,000 donation to the Pompeii Warriors.

I appreciate that, so I appreciate it. Thanks for having fun, thanks for coming. I don't think I'm going to challenge anyone to basketball anymore, but. If I win, You have to post an apology video that I approve of. Hello, I'm meteorologist David Walter. I live in Erie, Pennsylvania, okay. I'd love to talk about Hawaii, but I have some important things to say. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Tom Segura, he is a very intelligent and sexy bald man and I personally think he should be at the top of the list of sexiest bald men in the world.

He has that beautiful mouth and is built in a way that my brother is not. Believe me at first, but he believes me now, secondly, I was wrong about ymh fans, they are not basement dwellers, they are the kindest, funniest, most thoughtful fanbase out there. Look, I'm not G. I'm a meteorologist and I know when. a storm is coming I would like to tell all the Tom and ymh fans that you are welcome to my page and my house, I literally can't give you a physical address for security reasons, but God knows I would love to meet you.

You finally let me say this. I said I destroyed Tom on the basketball court and he didn't prove to be a worthy opponent. I'd like to think we've earned mutual respect both personally and on the court. Congratulations Tom. You beat me when it comes to the rematch, if you want to do it again you better believe me, I'll be there in May.