ADORABLE MURDER | Slayaway Camp

Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier and welcome to "Slayaway Camp". "They thought summer

camp

would be fun..." No... "It wasn't long before they realized..." Hmmm... "It would be deadly." Oh no... "Slayaway Camp" Yeah... the game where you are the killer and you have to... I don't know, wipe out these poor people who are just trying to have a fun time at the

camp

. Anyway, it's just a lot of nonsense, but... Before I even start the game, I wanted to mention something about the game's options menu. And you might be thinking like... "Wow, MARK." We know you're scraping the bottom of the creative barrel here, but are you really just going to show us a game menu?

Wait. Wait those... In those hate messages you're writing, right? Now I just... I thought this was fun because I was playing with the options like I always do... and then there's a sliders button and the more you do the sliders, the more options there are. And I do not know. I found it funny. Did they have "Blooding"? "Increase blood fragmentation level"? *Stutter* "Bone"? Do you even know what this is? "Feel the view" OMG. What the fuck just happened to you? Yes, field? Y--yes--no. Full field. I guess. "Bolometric Do--" I don't know... "Invokes the crust of nature for maximum immersion." OK.

Shh. Oh Jesus. My God, what have I done? "Shhmalumetric frog". "Adjusts the fraction of space/time in which frogs exist in an alternate dimension." OK. "Quad Receive: Adjust the levels at which quad quads pass through the innermost speeds." OK. "Dark Suspicions: *Amid Laughter* You don't like the look of this slider.* Alright, okay. "Phys Beer Visit. Improve: Increases gel-modeled motion dynamics." Oh, oh, dear. , I was about to say "I hope that applies to breasts", but there are... "Boobs" here too. "Adjust: Increase the movement dynamics of your anime collection size." *Sniff* I don't own any anime. "Double chin physics: uses real-time limp rendering algarithms.

Oh, okay. "Hidden space enlargement: magnify--" "...if your hidden surfaces are too micro-illuminated--" I don't know what that means ." Eradicate your progress and start a new one as a fresh psychopath born from darkness." Aah, I just started, I have no idea how to play. Wow! Sorry, kids! That's so bloody. *Laughing* And that's so heartwarming. *laughs* Just the way he hits the walls. That's a killer for you. camp security officer." Oh, OK. Thank goodness there are footprints so I know exactly where I should GO! OH. Oh, my *Laughing. That's kind of horrible. I guess that's the point. BYE.

Okay, so. So, yeah, this is what the game is about. It's like... It's like a delicious puzzle and

murder

game. Which is, you know, the best one. What could be better in a game? And that damn dog. He needs to stop barking all over the place. Okay, so if I-- If I get rid of one of these... Will I get rid of them all? Ha-DAH! Uh oh. Oh jesus. *Laughs* Aah, it's really horrible. Oh man... Sorry. My God. Honestly, I... I don't know how I feel about this. At least the bunnies are okay. The

adorable

bunnies there will be fine.

They won't be angry. "Death bonus: click when the skull is in the red zone"? In the killing zone. Oh God. WELCOME. I have it! I got extra coins for killing! Excellent! Because? Is this supposed to be an AP? "Look how they run." I don't know if I want to see how they run. HUAH! Oh, God, I head-butted him into oblivion. Oh boy. Ha-BOOSHKY *Laughs* Ah, dear. I'm such a horrible person, but I guess I'm a

murder

er, so what does it matter? Oh, dear... Very well, then. Well, I'm doing great. I hope you are all having a good day. "Murder scares other people." Yeah!

I imagine! Ha-BLEH. Aaah! Oh no, how scared, right? Well, what a shame, you're about to be... Uuuhhh... Wait. Oh, okay, I know what... Yes! Yeah! Ha! Oh God, oh no! What will you do me?! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! OH, ARE YOU GOING TO MURDER ME?! AAAAAH! And now he's dead. And he exploded. Is that supposed to be... the... the Jason Voorhee... OOOOHHHH? OOOH MY GOOD. The amount of blood might be too gory. "Sequential slice." Oh. Alright. Ja-boosky? Ja-boosky...? My God. Oh God, wait, how am I going to get out of here? Uh oh. Uh oh.

UH OH. UH-OOH. Uh-OOOHH. So what I need to do is... I don't need to kill that guy first. Oh, that's... UUAAAAGH We have a conundrum here. Yes, I'm going to stop barking at that dog. God, damn it. The Bolumetric Dog was too much. Okay... Ohhh. That's useful. Aah, okay, I got it. OK. FUBADOOSKY! Kill zone. I'm sorry. Apparently that murder was amazing. "The Fire of Death." The fire of death? The-the fire of death? The fire... the fire of death? We have to be tactical with this, because I want to assassinate correctly. Does this mean I can't...

Ha-boosky? OH. GOD. If I had known that walking into a campfire I would do that SHIT! I will never camp again! Alright then. Well, none of these guys... OH. What happens if I go? AAAAAAAAAH! *Fart noise.* Ok. Ha-boosky. I'm sorry... I'm sorry about that. Sorry guys. I'm so terribly... oh. WHAT... DID I HIT HIS HEAD?! DID I JUST... *Punching noises* --DID YOU CLEAN HIS HEAD?! "Ticki's Deception". OK. I do not know what that means. BOO! Ah, I guess you're not afraid, huh? Ha-BOO! HA-BOO! Oooh, but I can't go there, I'll die. Aaah, I see. *Brand noises.* Hellooooo.

Aaaaaaah! This is how you do it! I got it, okay. I like this, by the way. On top of all the murder... I ripped out his heart. I ripped out his heart. But I mean, between the murder... "Kill Cunt Down: Finish in six turns." Or the police will come looking for me. GOOD. Alright then. But I mean, it's... it's the mix of murder with the cheesy art style that really makes it for me. Ha-boosky. Alright. *more noises from Mark.* Shit. Awww, no, they caught me! No, wait. Wait, what am I? An idiot? It's me? Idiot? How that!

Why am I so stupid? Hey. Oh, do you want a... what can I assume is a pumpkin based on the sign behind you? Oh my God. If I had known pumpkins were so dangerous I would never have crushed them! "Final scene." "A hole..." "A hole" what? A bunch of "hole" murders? What happens if I get into the hole? Hello. AAAAA. OK. Well... just because I'm only six feet under doesn't mean... it's a shame. Hello! UAH! UH OH! Oh. GEEZUM. HOLY BALLS. "First film: complete". HURRAH! We have a movie made! Oh Lord. "Welcome to the video store.

Click the buy buttons and I'll show you something." Ok... Buy! "This is the store. Here's 1000 coins! Click on a blood pack (random special kill!) to unlock it." OH. Oh, could they get "Sproged"? "Heartbroken. Fuck the bonus." "Double-blind". *laughs* "Stapled face." "Grilled, demonized, juicy, no... NOT THE BEES." I want "Not the bees." Oh, God, I want 'Not the bees.' AUGH. BEES. 'A bumblebee is a cute thing. A lot of skills are pretty cute, but they can also kill you." Cool! "Here are your unlocked blood packs. Go to the killer rack now for some fun." "Unlock the killers by playing movies, or use the mystery box for a surprise once you've saved up enough skull coins." "Now head back to the movie rack." Ok... "A new movie has arrived!

Click on it to start killing." Oh, JEEZE. "Go back to Camp Slayaway." They thought it was okay to go back to camp, but... They're STUPID. And it wasn't. Why would they go back? YES, DON'T IT WAS. Oh, "Maskless Skullface." Ew, gross! Don't look at it, it's really gross! God, I love this game! Oh my God. Oh my God. Ok, um... Actually, I want to do more of this. I want to do more episodes of this. This is a really cool game. It's kind of like... on the surface it seems like that, but the... the humor and the silliness and the EVIL that Juck assumes because of the cuteness of him.

It's really interesting to me and I love it. It is fun. Although it is like a simple puzzle that has been done before, it is done in such a charming way. Also, will this kill me? Well, just because he was ugly doesn't mean he had to kill. Me for that! Oh, well... Oh, okay. Here we go... Santa??? "Played by Rachel Ebens"? My God. Oh that's amazing. I love that! It's so good. Oh, it's all based on a movie! Oh, it's all like a movie... Oh, it's great. It's okay, anyway. So, that's all I'm going to do with this one.

But I'm going to do another episode of this very soon, so... Let me know what you think of this game in the comments below. And thank you all for watching. And as always I will see you... in the next video. Bye bye!